The evening world. Newspaper, April 4, 1914, Page 10

FLOOBY, THE VILLIAN - HAS TIED You D We Pous[ER-Biast TO Gow you uP BUT YouR SWEETHEART RUSHES IN AND UNTIES ‘You! THEN We SET OFE THE GLAST. be didn't know what I was talking @bout. And when I renige last night —because I just can't keep on my foot to dance when I been working on my feet bere all day—when 1 renigs on the bride and the dance thing and iad and rolls a few frames in Joe's ling all ap open game “with of easy then I'm in for il @ little late—well, the panning I got back to the snare!” “I know, I know," murmured Mr, arr. 4 BRILLIANT “ IDEAR.” AENT SEEN you for a Jong time,” said Fred, the @perting barber, as Mr. Sarr eased himself into ‘ the operating chair. 4m Mr. Jarr groaned a little as he galsed his aching limbs up to seek ¢! @upport of the foot rest, Fred, the @@erting barber, gave him a sympa- OW, ‘a couple “I'm no fortune tell A ‘but I tell ou this dance thing is putting many & happy little home on the Frits. Why, @ man ain't got no liberty any he said, “yuh got Char- 0 @eked the barber, af- My wife's making mo tenes bet they've I leave it to you,” con- 4 you doing ba xican dance “ an at stuff, too,” with grieved accents, “T Mr. Jarr’s lence gave anne you, if a guy has to be on| ne too was wife-led to foot e: all day on a tiled floor, that | to music, keen for no dancing ras-ma- HT if “I been thinking,” resumed Fred, “that if I had a little cusi four-chair place I could of kale in no time massagi: a towellin; He , I should think you'd be when night came," said mpathetically. then to get a bawling I want to drop in Joe's corner for @ couple of pool with the bunch, got a bawling out some- ii’ hot the fect of poor ginks that impy from this dance thing. Now, lookyhere, is your face tired and aching? No, it ain't, But, oh, your poor feet!" “It's a good idea,” said Mr. Jarr, whose feet WERE aching. “Couldn't it be done here’ “Would I give an {dear to the boss here like that?” asked Fred. “W! would I come in? When I get of my own yd bet I'll make clalty of it. Instead of trying to job the simps to take hair tonic and shampoos and s#ingea and facial massage, and they are all wise to the bunk—why, I'll bet we ain't sold a@ bottle of our own hair restorer in & week-—instead of that, let me have a little four-chair place and give hot towel treatment for tango-tired fest, a] lM bet you I'd have a business!" “I don’t doubt it at all,” said Mr. i s i 8 iE ity “EEE i @bhould not!" declared Mr. Ja: “Yea, bo!” returned the sporti berber dolefully, “And now it's goring and a feller is thinking about Cheese with chives and all that we poetry. stuff to eat that don't ith your cakes in the winter, the squaw nicks ? he for to do new peavigs fan nee, I got to be doin’ t or the ‘Gi Jarr. “Doubt it? retorted the sporting barber, “Wouldn't you take one now? And yet here I am, second chair and tips fallen off like sucker ing page. And pacity dope as ‘mument you were having with the man when I came att gaked Mr, Jaze, / ry come UL TAKE IT. LET ME HAVE “THAT'S THe STUFF AKEL! STRUGGLE. HARD! Now UNTIE Him tt Lets of ACTION: I Guess I Gotta RIGHT ‘To EAT ALL WANTA, > ES: MR.GROUCA, ILL BE BACK Soon! IN FANNY AND \ rp is GONE OUT OF TOWN TONIGHT AND I'l HAVE. TO HURRY To M RAND CENTRAL FOR Fil il TOP ee So tee TIO, ITS His Own FauLT! (Toupd Him To “THROw AWAY THA’ S7-! WHATS MATTER WITH THIS DOG~ Gone ems COULDNT HAVE ‘@ Vt, ony, PUT OVER ANNY Wi » THAT Pe a WAY Bey CABBAGE COME RIGHT IN, MR. STIEFEL,- THIS 1S MY. PARDNER, MR. Gouch, REMEMBER 3 TOLD You ABouT, HIM AT OUR LITTLE FEED LAS NIGHT! HE'S THE BRAINS O' IGHY IF I FLT EAT TIEFEL STIRS ALONG Conrright, 1914, Press Publishing Co. (N. ¥. Breatag World.) TANGO! IF You SHouLo Go_ OUT MORE AN’ EXER CISE LIKE ME- WELL, MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BE ALLATIME EATIN’ THEM LIVER Pius! ARONER. ~ARONER, TR.GROMP AE's aoir On. OTTA HEAD F: INESS LIKE A BANDE CARNANGIE! He Was A Good HEARTED Fercow! AKE %OU_DOING WITH. 1? | FORGOT. NE CORN | Fou bi a) MAT IT. HERE'S pre “Ray, would¥ou like to be up against them fussy jobbies all day long? That one; come in and he says to me ‘Barber, ||me MY business, no barber would? be got a delicate skin, and I want a|Say, when the know-it-alls go to a/the clerk. shave just once over, and wash my |dentist do Say tell him how he shall face before you put witch hazel om| pull their teeth?” jaoh my face, and enly mew eald the barber. “How! witch haze! and no perfumes, ace?” | “Well?” asked Mr, Jarr, \ “Do you think 1 let any gink tell|some spring ginghams, ‘e these colora fast we] Mz, Jase ald be cuppesed no}, THEY WERE SPEEDY. Mra. Todd went into a store to buy ghe asked your “Yea, indeed,” he replied saroennes tan reel es ge they were before Christmas! THE READY REPLY. Disgusted Pater (reading @ report | it,” was his gratified reply. his son's poor standing)—BSee here, ndings are much lower than him “Eh,” said = | preached this Sandy. morning.” Saved His Money. 'T was the morning of the Sabbath. As Sandy wes muking his way) homeward after attending kirk, | the minister happened to overtake | ored K “That was a/ day, powerful discourse on ‘Thrift’ ye! you, suh The minister smiled benignly. “Um glad ye were able to profit by “Profit!” exclaimed Sandy. mon, I would ha’ put ma saxpence “Why, into the plate wi'out @ thought but Son—Yes, i but, you know, ev-| for yer provi si ted ie after the sa ed de SET EIN ont aap toate ae Lilie GES dential words, Sb Not a Second Time. Ways generous with his touring car offered to take the old eol- janitor of the upartment ig he resides downtown the othe ‘0, suh, boss—no, suh, than’ grinned the ancient tune. tionary. "I reckon nd de street cyah.” “What's the matter, une! you afraid?" iat | which Are “No suh—me afraid? got to walt.” NO oes “Unole, have automobile?” *Nevah bi you ever been fm (im I'l walt and go n° HE young Clevelander who tg ale 4