The evening world. Newspaper, April 2, 1914, Page 18

House . He WAS Bo scaRAD BY “ME GHooT. YESTERDAY THAT (WONT LEY Him eee (T 1TH SCENE . THE eHost comes in BRHIND Hit Now son'T worry AxeL. You won'T SEE ANY SHOT iH “His SCBNE So you NEEDN'T GB AFRAID -- You. oN HEAR THe THE. Guost comes iW BEHIND you! ‘You HEAR HIS HORRIBLE VOICE SCREAMING aT you! Fun for ‘the, Home and the Ride Home To MArte A LITTLE EMERGENCY ARRANGEMENT, If (T 15 ALL He Same ‘Yo You GWAN - - ry ITS FLOOEY. AY BANE KNOW HIS voice f ‘ REGISTER TERROR - - SHow TERROR! WELL, SHES A 600p KID- AND | HAVEN'T BOusHT HER A PRESENT WwW A LONG WHILEAY VU GO THE LIMIT AND PLUNGE MAN' FVE SEEN THIS HAT IN MADAM CHAPEAU'S FOR THE LAST FIVE SEASONS - 1 WOULDN'T SE.) ' SEEN WEARING IT ON A RAINY DAY- I'LL GNE IT TO THE WASRERY WOMAN! hat a man is married when bis wife isn't TE him 1 know he carrion on dreadfully at Tosh thrbaah te plane ta Would Be Fat hen I am not with him to watch jof these. Society will rave ov 0 tm." |New music will be written for ly had she not inadvertently made 4 ang. A A " | Hadn't we better have stovepi ‘ Increase in Weight Ten Peupdser Mere ; @ trousers to” protect us from. the| 4 Noticing that Hagry was a trifle ba s By Rog U ing old man was so elated that he downcast when the dinner was about broken glass?” asked M: var Ran siass?” aaked half over she exclaimed gayly: "Ch i d his nam rrr It tg Dy, Fim fubistine Oo. /unioss be can get $1 an hour each?” | and tet ee ee 8 — asked Mr. Jarr. Irene Cackleberry, wh: és , Harry, the worat is yot to come." the Great Plantagenet. t us go} “Fei nusband glanced up quick v on win on lenson to "the Wilds deapatring glance, in-| hominis Aeepite’ peat fal fh ! 4 i was “Wait! Wait!” cried old Mr. Smith, ° . h mt ”, ing the party, came out of her bo who was wheeled in on an invalid OTHEGREAT PLANTAGENET’) ire, Sarr gave bim @ took. “Atter |INS the Party, came out of her boud: t. "Get my dan- SVOLVES SOME NEW STEPS. |>ringing an insurance agent to this|that reminded Mra. Mudridge-Smith cing crutches, Walker” (this to his house, and him a married man, to ene ee ee es ay Se must c vi “I must learn all the new ere going to have the first |try to sell us accident policies, after |Put @ ferent face on the matter, “e waste, lesson of our dancing class |Your saying he was an eligible young |thatoed the’ concplecinn cht’, had in the street car, “why|auce a heathy, 0 over at my place,” said |™an, coming to see Irene Cackleberry, | Irene Meaniueter Gad te Ge heen Slang Was Unfortunate. don't you get up and give! {hs ClaraMudridge-Bmith, “The|! think it 1s your place to be allent! |over. Hence, when they all arrived ME bride was overwhelmingly |Your seat to your father? Doesn't it it Plantagenet, who sover gives |#4!d Mrs. Jarr. Mudrid; i | " ra eu with the progress she} Dain you to see him reaching for the le‘lesson for less than $50 per person| “How did I know he was married?” was making in cooking, and)"; in a car,” responded the jp half hour, will teach us for dollar| grumbled Mr. Jarr. hubby was always so encouraging | youngster, settling back comfortably? « jan bour each.” “Now don't scold poor Mr. Jarr,” Z F and so kind in making excuses if by}in his People's Home Jourav “Then he hardly ever gives lessons |said that angel of mercy, Clara Mud- ; for Jess than $50 an hour per person |ridge-Smith. “How can one tell any THEN—HE TURNED AROUYS: TEN — ’ any chance she did make a little inix- take when guests were present. This same opinion of her forbearing h band might have continued indefini! up he powers of nut: of getting into flesl plllnasl TL, Unsympathetic. ry ILLIE,” whiepered auntie | body ae was eographiat, or Instructor in the Sign Language; Efficiency Engineer and Long Distance Champion of the Eng- lish Language. But it was in the ——————— air that his past was to be ignored, PRPLEAS YE AND OUR= and as the Great Plantagenet, ex- = JOUR DAUGATER = WE = WE - GERALOINE = WANT To 6-6E7F 14 14 -MIARRIED ~AN-AND = ly moist. Ignoring this admonition last evening I had a high tempera- t and suffered from hectic hallu- le 0 ob al new steps occurred to ich I will call ‘the Hreak- 1 will now proceed to TIMES GEE! I'M A“HIT ¢ | Great Plantagenet!" whispered Mrs, Mudridge-Bmith. “He has a new step | —~ — ~ every day, His pupils drive all the/step that I call—what shall I call it?’ other SuSE SS vn ee al os he wvuned alt wed With @ "Tho: te degre or Was he me!" remarked Mr. Dinkston, oer Be Great Plants 1h Wee ne hearing this, “I a. mendation. You remember the furor and when his fixed and caused in all the terpsichorean cen- ro Hot met he *" ventured Mri I. tres last week when I first promul-| would teach for whatevir he could) ridi mith, "When one has large ry hg | yg OY hg Dd WA aarares sore) ‘bor tes AIAN AV ha step, I cont! e rhap-| “Yes, it could be called ‘the Sky- does a few try vo) MUD u ee: sody. I conceived it while walking in| light Skip,'" said Mr. Dinkston. in matter?" much, o Acvig Tan ie! be almest bayer he quuation To rig riod, Mr. Dinan. SW0 Al gene. [eee ee eee a homatiers ts hut @ mere baga- i ? ¢| telle—but "1 Ppreciate your com. | rs \¢ | telle—but t tor ‘This in ind the question ti me another fora new up skylights in a dance room floor r carpenters and siasiers end ~ ° *