The evening world. Newspaper, March 5, 1914, Page 20

A Page of Comics, Sketches and Stories Some Syste Taéveve SECOND SECTION DEAR READER, WILL HAVE ALL NICELY ~ ANG Ry To “THEY SHOULD HAVE TOLD AXEL THIS BEAR’S CLOG Te Tree F\ GEE’ NoBopy ToL fine axe ME AY BANE GET N CHASED BY -- -- NAME! i { Tuat's ave! Hey! CALL DAS BEAR AWAY - AY WANNA COME DOWN, Yoy SHouLDNT ee AFRAID OF ME, AXEL! WELL S'LONG ' \Fo Cook ALLTHAT) | PUT ENOUGH! 1S THE BEST LITTLEL, \B'G Boop EATS!Y | SUGAR IN COOK IN THE WORLD Dogutory replied. “We' ye Vell, the gravedigger calmly replied.’ ol vance sale of four seats, and mol Washington Star. to make it a four-time Mr, Floss and r i 1 5 J jaht be, Mr. Dog: |flouriah’ of hip plualy het with von’ In Stock. Sangfroid. Thin People Can hand and his ebony cane with the HERE 1s a proprietor of a shop| 66.) RESIDENT WILSON’S sang- ° c- lother he rted to “plant” the reat in the city, @ man of most ex- froid is unfailing,” seid a In W of the th tickets, But he t aes" 8 and called Gash to hay te tee dane citable temperament, who is| - diplomat; “as unfailing as crease el \ by forever solding his clorke for their) his tund of anecdote. Thin men and women whe would like Goria, 296, wy Tg rau Rrblihing Co. | bunch of these skulls s {nw uttire they. might’ have. boxes, | Indifference in the matter of possible! «4 5ropom of the shipping rebate, I|to increase thelr welmht with 10 or 15 naming World), Hurold = Dogatory, tur who have filled t ss URE d we lend dress sults to . complimented the President on his pounds of healthy, Setar there! fat should MRS. JARR WILL HELP Faane the Meares . i : DU Rave paws oF Clin an Coen, , ny |sangtroid the other day. He replied, | fer «wm “6, *jover to the oppositio: ow} “And if you don't believe the show ia -|with his dry smile, that he tried to | #% Jureelf. PAPER THE HOUSE.’ |2\°", 0. (he opponitior throw up readers on the whitela big hit try to buy a ticket at the - | imitate the gravedigger. seit ohnane table with every ——_ ‘our salenpeo! dd weopticon, ' . ¥ have (tin vedii hi lained, ‘had|two, weeks, Then weigh and measure will explain the one to the hotel ti . ‘A gravedigger,’ he explained, ‘ha i ety ape Nall her life Mrs, Jarr had never|*huflied the 4 fon and what the |and charge you 60 ‘cents etree erk he said to the customer: | ihe habit of visiting the cometery |i "sr fect or what your frends a They have the same domes- meta prena agent before, and to “our em- {characters are sa: The actors | ti “vy @ plenty In reserve, ma'am: | every night at about midnight to see|think. The scaien and the tic laundry finish that is the Meet one in the garb of his call- * at having to {all the while almply ‘pe -| . jownsairs.”” Itect all eae gulag wall wil tell their own story. '; distinguishing quality mark tur trimmed ‘overcoat, and ; eee at? | tomime, and all the whi \ | Pvhereupon the customer looked | thot all was going well. Thin manor Woman can eal hat—groutly impressed, erin lapot light is turned ont Y D | ganed; and. then to the amasement| ‘Some boys decided to play a trick | five te sight pounds tn t | of the higher-priced collars. ore, when this promoter of for the audiences they | Then we bill It outalde as a Broadway shows, not tom letor burst into on him, They dug a trench in a dark | And best of all, the new fi 7 2 for 25 cents P ity and uugmenter of ia are arranging to | tonal Hist Reel Feature ‘tickets to banquets that promi 1 4 jspot which the gravedigger always |, Sarge! at of lene el it Raed: ber’ veverel hundred ther h uetion In Colon! not under vcitigens give themselves. Ab, as Dr.| |’ passed over, and one of their number, | msars ond. starches of what a\* | Cuortr, Peanopy &Co,,Inc., Taov, Ne news of that Astoundingly. Succenst . |W of the Cheese TramMc!’ ‘That Art mite kash te ce Jothed in a white sheet, hid bebind | saten into rich. rine fat Broducine nour: Makers of Anaow Suinvs and biood—pre to the vert 7 up the moral a wise guy, that Dr. im. | Philad = = tree. “Phe gravedigger at midnight duly We lord to et the militant #| poke Up ope of the salenmen. | ae i h for audie aa an tive orrpeny | inaorae us, and, if we are not raide of all the money ho made out the Eton suits are Imported from | appeared, and, sre enough, he stum- | COMPLETE NO NEXT WEEK, does, if it comen to that.” I look to packing the house of them headache nalts of h Blewb exclusive | bled and fell into the grave, | bea: you think your new show (till all the boobs in town are atung| “That will do. " ‘ablishment,” and ho! “‘Then the boy in the sheet) A FOOL AND HIS MONEY. aked the flow “ Y Jand are wive to the fact that it tan't a! a | (i | 4 pped forth and sald in hollow By G . * ie the subjec hi houldn’t see, Bad . awe: waid Mrs, Jarr, when and b ly George Cutcheon, to criticise the eh, w ith the| she saw he was out of hearing, Led bat are you doing in my ( t : by im Mr. Floss thought it was it; and, Mrs. Jarr, I guaran-! moe those boys’ all-wool school rults, grave’ ake Ltgtned at atarenic! Will peur in Next Monday's 3 ar thats Will be pleased. , veduced trom $13 to @7, if you please” —"' "What are you dolgg out of 2” Weight increase er monty backm-aav EVENING WORLD pe Z okie 2h enema ee e . 4 Ge a YY pene O as a soe) Ae Res ae at hee Raia Mth y wba lg