The evening world. Newspaper, February 5, 1914, Page 18

A Page of Comics, Sketches and Stories on MySaxe AXEL , You arm Good Topay AND Sone Coin - MANAGER t8GONNA SEE IF YA CAN MAKE MY HoTese. Go, Wit YA? ~ Now WHEN Yor WALK. INTO THIS PICTURE -KEEP YOUR BACK “To THE CAMERA - See? THEN START THe. DUEL ! AN HERE SHE WRITES You KNOW | [J LOVE YOU, GEORGE, NOW, AINT THAT PROOF THAT At SHR’ CRAZY ABOUT ME?) CLOSES WITH A MILLION AN LOOK, SHE WISSES, AINT SHE THE BOOB ? The Day's (Good Stories the Route. ‘WOMAN who, both by bearing and Gress, could be distin- guished as “newly rich,” entered oar, and with @ very haughty night to repent?” asked Ras! Lod How is it that, ones is about twice the size of the first —Business. eee Time for Reflection. NN old negro parson in a south- A ern church was denouncing theft to bis congregation, when he said: “If there is sny member of this congregation who is gullty of theft ‘he had better repent at once and be waved.” Un bis way home he was stopped by old Rastus, who had listened to the wermon intently. “Don't you think, parson, that next Bunday will do just as rel) as to- us, “But, Rastus, why Lo Feopes to- night and be saved, ma: “Well, parson, ii plained Rastus, Shicken fo’ to-morrow’s dinner, and I know whe I can get dat chicken wid t to-night.” wv ae York Hrasins fone BAW the Jarr “Tare children fooking “] Mrs, Dusenberry's fiat,” said Mrs, Rangte to Mra, Terwiliger as the two met, Mrs, Rangle coming from Muller's grocery store on the avenue and Mrs. Terwiliger going to it. “Why, that’s strange. going in Mrs, Dusenbei anes at Oa al time!” vbr. Jarr has probably gon: for a tow days,” suas suggested I saw them "a yesterday ire, Terwil- ‘out of the front window of old | chokes, Chieg \ Ni z presi Come, oN You CUR -) AND TLL RUN You Copyright, 1914, by The Prem Publiehing Ov, iow York Drening Wort.) AY WANT MY FACE TO Stow ‘Nh DAS picture !! EVER HUMBLE THERE'S NO PLACE AAAAAASABABIDAISAIASABABABSBABBADBAAD ley The Jarrs Being Away, the Gossips Play With Their Reputations BAASAASBABSBIBSBILAPSAADALABPAAAAAA AH . “I wonder jusband where Mr. Jarr fa an he pubway for dayel” those Cackleberry girls that ware lting the Jarre from Philadel- phia orn ful the ladies went their way. But Mra. Terwilliger, meeting Mrs. Soy xers em maid in front of abe green Flariec let yee never “ke it tate jariem Ene grocer nev IP Mra. Stryver's mala, was always told to ask for ichol eating betokens “class,” like “alligator pear salnd)—asked her if she'd seen Gertrude, Mrs. Jarr's light running domestic. Mrs. Stryver's maid replied in the negative, ‘They must all be gone—all but the children, They are being taken care of by friends,” sald Mrs. Terwiliger. Mrs, Stryver's uals returned to greedily report to Mrs. Stryver that hborhood was talking jarr running @way andi Aad tinued sadly, ke maid,» I | serted deserting iidrea. “Nonsense! snapped Mrs. Stryver. “You mustn't repeat gossip, Orinora!" Her right name was Maggie, but Mrs. Stryver thought calling her Orinora made her a Frency maid. Maggie—that is, Orinora—tholght so, . eo " Mrs, Stryver con- “you atn't listen to goasip and scandal. Furthermore, you mustn't repeat it. I, for one, am Bot interested in my neighbor's af- fairs. What more did you hear?” ee you, I don't say Acthing, replied the self-made Fre: “but Mrs, Terwil on sire Jarr was gone, everybody was gone, and the children was with triends"-—— “That will do, Orinora!” said Mrs. Stryver. “Not a word to any one! But I know that Mre. Jarr, never de- her caren, But’ that Jerr has Ftp Be eo too, ma’am,” said t “The Cackleberry Pirie?” repeated Mrs. Liga WS) patella no more; you ma mach| to confess to say ee hy she intended to say It herself. soon as the girl had “Home-Jamesed” to the ‘kitchen to ead the news Mrs. Stryver had ira. Clara Mudridge-Smith on the phone. She had no trouble in getting by latter, it being too early for a ? This is Miri- Mra. 5 iriam name since she had money. Previous- ly it was Mary Ann, “Listen! What did you hear about the Jarrs?” Mre. Cla havi ig 7 heard nothing about the J. this would bav herself to be out of the sone of the social wireless, “Did you Riso hear ane Rae" Fe pliet Mrs. Mudridge-Smi the phone. It goes as it ie uttered whetner the news to be told is good And those gear little children!" wel She ne probably "tia not wish the maid “John, you ought te eqnd me to “Thatte right, | aagd: ia? Fun for the Home and the Ride Home Boss, HELP MEA piT-I AINT GOT No HOME Aes) other end of the wire ‘Thi nother shot inthe dark, | but such shots always bring down something when a whole flock of tvs are flying, “[ suppone Mra, Jarr has gone to ber mother’s in Brooklyn,” Mra, Bt , anybody could see what has been going on!" ‘And all the airs she put on about Presidentess of Costa Rica!” an- you at the tango tearoot St. Vitus and can tell me ALL the particulars." And thus, having skilfully “passed the buck” to the less experienced | gossip, Mre. Stryver hung up the, phone, Meanwhile the Jarre were ain in East Malaria. id George cay when refaned eo BS consicer an ‘engagement Py id hee propose te me over Bae ete Taken Literally. morning while Mrs, Cobb was at her summer home in the country, she decided te go friend, Her grocer had not cal! by the time she was ready to leave, 80 she wrote on @ card: “All out Don't. leave anything,” and Jaokes | it on the door. ‘Upen hi Rascally Bill Smith. 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