The evening world. Newspaper, January 22, 1914, Page 22

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Il, who do you think with a most impossi blonde, who do you think?” cri Yvoth th Cackleberry's together, delphia, had the! dancing ra. ‘asn't greatly concerned 4 to the person they had seen danc- ing wae a@ blonde, but she affected interest. “Jack Silver! Jack Silver, of all the le in the world!" cried Irene he slipped at ith” hie Ms spanion al out wi companion nad wan ower! Talk of guilty con- Cackleberry, Jarr_bad an nok goodness, they’ Mrs, Jarr, them coming up the ” ie bgt Cerny Sree s, lay they‘ll want to lay trouna in my best d “You know you sald the girls would be great me when they “But *. Being an Officer Is All Right. | Lirls; don’t delay, for I feel dreadful, T foel as though I might collapse, Mra, Jarr. She thought it better to invoke the preliminary atmosphere Of nervous prostration, ‘Tho two girls rushed Into their bed- ‘oom to fight in 4 slsterly manner yefore nupper, und Mra, Jarr plainly heard the elder declare if the Jarre ilidn't set a better table sh go right home, no matter how Mra, Jarr might beg her to stay. " had ste! and bashes till T can whether I'm dieting or ade Oh, dear! Why aren't well paid unfon mechanics in society?” But they came out to dinner with umiling faces, for while they wouldn't do anything toward cooking or wet- ting the table, re always con- ulderate enough never to keep the meals waiting. dessert was chocolate pudding, and it had been arranged that Mr. Jarr, who didn’t like chocolate, pud- ding, was to eat his and ask for more, and then Mra. Jarr was to faint, To avoid any suspicion and that all salght — mariah Mrs Jarr was & refuse to give Mr. Jarr any more o “Tha all the matt the dessert and order Gertrude to darr, lack of nourishment,” replied Iremove it. Then. she could faint with. the other, "Why don’t (hey have lee; out staining hor dress with the pad- cream more?" ‘ | ‘ . ; “L wish somebody would invite us| But just as Mr, Jarre asked for the out to a dinaer once in a w | setona’ hel si ‘ ¥ comp'sined the first, "but we ‘den't|| berry. % ark a geem to meet any! but men aud. young . $i; te i fainting and insisted on seeing the low lace, and for the time being the cue was missed and the nervous collapse was postponed, pve al tie Wanted Some Hints, GENTLEMAN from town who was ataylid A\ ‘tn: county silage ‘cleateord to ive a lecture om Burns to members of the Jocal Mutual Improvement Before « good audience subject and was giving Night” in eplewdid ety} came from a working mal of the halt, “What is it, my man Iersking off, 1 sus oemierin’ wb 700 wep gun’ bo gta wa ety, was warming to ''s asked the lecturer, | +4 yal trent te sone ta “su ged | ee upptiedt0 hom berm, % Impersonating One Is All Wrong. eaying poetry lke a parrot, while my ings, Who's ‘ipset a raucepan o' Dilin' water rer ‘er foot, is waitin’ to ‘ear whether she'd shake the fleur dredger ing theft to bio there is any think, person, that next Well as tonight to reper wint jut one mo’ cite mec, and 1 know wha 1 can get dat chic | Ce pamon, "hesitating, ““E 2 will tome © wv N old negro parson in a Southern “TUN AWAY AND “PLAY AND DON ASH SO MANY QUESTIONS SUPPOSED To SOAK HIM AW AY DID MH 66], J URIEL,” said the old gpatioman, sternly, “that young man you had in the parlor | Jame night 19 dull of comprebension, All 1 bad to do was cough when the other chaps re- mained too late, ond they would take the bint and depart, Dig this one say anything whea | coughed last night?"* “Yeu, replied the beautiful daughter, “He said the meat time be called be was going to pring 704 some cough dropa"—Tit-Bits, | departure noteworthy fo OF 2 the fair cantons ot «yachting verte be Pi scapes ‘tnat the captain wore of eamiou TWOs'e toe nuattrs® coptalatS °c abet eoticitously, “The fect 1s," responded the captain ta 6 Lew vere, “our rudder’s broken,” “Ob, my, don't fret about that,” reptied tbe young woman coaslingiy, “As it's under the ‘water nearty all (00 time ao one will notion thet,” —Harver'es Magusiue, : ‘Nétch COLLAR NEw expression of a conservative style, You will like the satin ose! gf finish of the fabric—a r its excellence. . @ for @5¢ Cuserr, Prapooy & Ceo., dacs, Makere af Annow Sutave