The evening world. Newspaper, January 5, 1914, Page 3

iF y | Suished but exceedingly wet and tired | been cut from potato sacks bought of | [-0aM “DIAMOND CUT DIAMOND,” SUFFRAGE HIKERS |Had Garden of Eden Been Without Serpent ONTO CATSKILL -—INTHO SQUADS { TWENTY. MINUTE - é ; os MOT. BATHS AND (Gor THE Loveciest WV ! ] wr Yes. 1h TAKING hy Figsa IS EVAPORATING LIKE ALCOHOL Gen. Rosalie Jones Forces Marchers Ahead, Despite Rain and Snow, SACKCLOTH ©N FEET. € Fast Walkers Go On Ahead to Prepare Reception for the Laggards. The hiking suffftra Rosalle Jgnes, we thelr way from Kingston to Catskill at 9 delock toe day. ThefTnd twen It was the pla that a squad of fast-walking scouts should strike tes, led by Gon, -two miles to cover, SHEL "A COMPLICATED VERBAL NOISE" Says James Stephens, frish Essayist and Philosopher: Wile in the House Is a ‘ic on the Hearth. lan and Woman Married for a Year Should Be Separ- out ahoad of the rest and prepare for the reception at Catskill of their less fleet sisters, 2 The little army straggted into Kings- sd last night literally in sackcloth and y in ashes. The sackcloth covered the distin- feet of the peripatetic feminists. It had farmers. The metaphorical ashes they ‘wore on their heads whenever they ‘ear. “ thought of the mud and slush and snow ated for Another Year. mee Every Man Knows That they had traversed and the twenty-five £ miles of the same their indomitable gen-| Every Woman Is a Fool. eral has mapped out for them to- Marriage, Like Music, Gen. Jones has given the order for Cats- | Should Have Its Rests; Other- Kil to-night, or ou—that is, break @] ige Discord. bilster, ¥ ‘ The Gospel of a Husband A delegation of the sisters went forth last night from Kingston to meet and| fe: “Love Me to the Exclu- sion of Everything.” greet the travellers on their way. The Feacuing party carried luncheon and t hot tea and arnioa, especially arnica. It i had been learned that the hikers had 4 Contracted chiiblains, They couldn't {stop to treat thelr grievances—Gen. Jones wouldn't let them—so they just Poured arnica on their boots and let it | oak through, Io this wasteful process “the supply had been exhausted. | | | temporary statement. the crowd which ought to be a law been married for rated for another A great fright overcame the alow walk- @__eF@ last night lest they be stranded on $e Wether side of Rondout Creek with- Mut food or shelter. Gen, passed the word that the f Gi! be Kept running until mid herself with the vanguar f 19 o'clock, but the hate: the blamed old boat quit at 10 o'clock, 4 Just as he always dors, The crusaders Jones had | y would In the rear stood on the shore and wailed | plaintively for a rowboat, whicl came{ in an hour or 40. fell while disembarking and was soak tag wet when qhe reached the hotel | Are Ladies.” irda sb aecs | but it in ractice. a The crudest, which is to say the most Mpecunious of the ereatiee) exponents, ~ SUNSHINE FOLLOWS xr eis LIGHT SNOW FLURRY Domest » Relations: yet, though they have done their best to escape the dore- {com of continuous matrimony, they wilakes fell | somehow do not seem radiantly happy. upon New York just aft yilght to-! It may be a primitive view of married day. There had been a sifting of fine fo, but Ehonestiy can’ ¥ snow through the night ‘whieh melted | \runy vance cant see Wh: te into a film of slush in the elty, but i OF RN ES NOY d the ground in outer districts SHOUMN't always want to be together. A dilnding whirl of big » care not yet altogether built up If they don't care, I should think they The youthful tradition that big Would desire an eternal separation, In anown herald the ending of a either t, intermissions simply pro- nnows was soon borne out, The | long the agony. o fe after | dofolok. tniy a iitting, “powdery | WOES OF HAVING A PERMA. flake floated through the alr after that! NENT HUSBAND, and the «ky constantly became lighter! However, Mr. Stephens has construct- uptil, at a little after noon, this part) ¢d for his theory an ingenious line of “of the world was flooded with clear, | defenses in the form of descriptions of warm #unlight. The radiance from!conjugal ennui. Here is his pathetic above was increased by the amilex here | delineation of the woes of having a per- below of John 'T. Fetherston, the new | manent. hu i tawine along the| @@@ We @o not know what to ao ne Atlantic hit the; Wh Bim, Me cannot be pat om 0 P , both to-day and yes | Mf. cannot be hung on @ mail, 4 The wind veloSiy on top of ot go of the house, lding yesterday | ‘There 1s no escape from him, and n hour he is always the same. A smile of The Famous Chocolate Laxative EX-LAX Relieves Constipation Helps Digestion Keeps the Blood Pure Ex-Lax is a delicious choco- late laxative recommended by physicians as a mild yet posi- tive remedy for constipation RECOMMENDED FOR .in all its forms, Ex-Lax has ONSTIPATION pe pA made thousands happy. COMPLAINTS loots A 10c box will prove its value—at all druggis' CLOTH ar A COLLAR A van. ‘TH CAST two oe Sip! Noor *$We CouLD NOT WITHOUT SEE) Bored Residents Would Have Imported One| |S GOING BACK 10 ANY WHER WER HUSBAND" By Marguerite Mooers Marshall. “To say that two is company and three is a crowd is to make a very After a short time satie.y or use and wont has crept sunderingly between the two, and, if they are any company at all, they are bad company, who pray discreetly but passionately for is censured by the proverb. There that when a man and a woman have @ year they should be forcibly sepa- yeat.” There you have the cure-all of James Stephens, Irish essayist and philosopher, for the serious modern disease of matrimony. modically, as it were, and ydu will survive. Marry intermittently, spas- To change ~ the metaphor, marriage, like music, must have {ts rests. Sas massuace Otherwise there is discord. Unquestionably many persons agree with the theory which Mr. Stephens One young woman | 80 deftly exploits in his latest volume of wearily shrewd observations, “Here Some pay that final, often fatal, tribute to a theory—they © certain dimension, mustaches of this inevitable measurement, hands that waggle and flop like those of Gutomata—these are his. He eats to do so until he stiffens into the ultimate quie- tude. Me enores on this note, he laughs om that, dissonant, unes- capable, unchanging. ‘The woman married to thts man didn’t like it a bit, according to Mr. Stephens, She bad a grievance, though at first she didn't know Its name. She soon did, She could not look anywhgre with- out seeing her husband, H® was In- cluded in every landscape. His mus- taches and the sun rose together. His paja dawned with the moon, When the sea roared so did he, and he whispered with the river and the wind. He was In the picture, but was out of drawing. He waa in the fong, but was out of tune. He agi- tates her dully, surreptitiously, un- ceasingly. She questioned of space in, a whisper, “Are we glued to- gether?’ said she. “If that man doesn't stop talking to me I'll kick him. I'l stick a pin in him if he does not go out for a walk.” She grew desperately nervous, She was afrald that if she looked at him Any longer she would see him, To- morrow, she thought, I may notice that he {# a short, fat man in spec- tacles, and that will be the end of erything, © condition of another woman with @ grievance and « heavy husband— pardon the tautology—is analyzed by Mr. Stephens. His wife found that the gospel of her husband was this: Love me to the exclusion of all human erea- tures. Believe in me, even when I am In the wrong, Women should be and not be heard, When you nt exeltement, make a fuss of your husband, Ile was flercely Jealous, not of his love, but of his property, and while he was delighted to observe that other men approved of his taste, he could not bear that his wife should admire these outsiders, This was his attitude to her: Give me of your admirations, all of them, every note of exclamation of which you are mistress, every and tittle of your thoughts must be min lacking ‘hese, I have nothini good to you. T have interposed be- tween you and the buffets of exist- ence. I temper all the winds to the bloom of your cheek, Vo your part, and #0 we will be happy. HUSBANDS ALSO TIRE OF THE TEAM WORK, Let me hasten to admit that Mr. tte- , t ere Saeco at Phens plays out that husband: weary gf the con: lowing Benedict pal fore he began. Me was one of those who shy at the tete-a tete life which, for long time, matrimony demands. As his wedding day approached he Grew fearful of the proloaged conversation which would stretch from the day of marriage, down the interminable vistas, to his death, and, more and more, he be- came dqpbtful of his ability to cope with, or his endurance to withstand, the extraordinary de- Date called marriage. He foresaw endless opportunities for that famillar discussion to which he Was a stranger. There were breakfast tables, dinner tables, tea tables, and between these there might be Introduced those prepos- terous other tables which women in- vent for no purpose unless It be that of making talk, Ills own breakfast, dinner and tea tables had been solitary ones, where- at he lounged with a newspaper propped against a lamp, or a book resting one end against the sugar bowl and the other against his plate, This quiet would be ravaged from him forever, Further than these, he ‘foresaw an interminable drawing room, long walks together, and other sequestrations, After one has married a lady, what does one say to her? He could not conceive any one saying anything Beyond “Good morning.” A wife im the house is a critic on the hearth, But, of course, every man knows that every ‘® fool, and @ tolerant e only recoguition we and shivered be- Even when we marry prim ones, Mr, Stephens feels sure that no intermission will ever be permitted to the’ husband of a prim wife, QNLY DEATH CAN DESTROY PRIMNES! “Primness,” he writes, “is destruc- tible only by death, It can outface the Sphinx, Whoever has married a prim woman must hand over his breeches and his purse; he wiil collect postage stamps In his old age, he will twiddle hiv thumbs and smile when the visitor asks him a question, he will grow to dislike beer, and will admit and assert that a man’s place la the home—these things come to pass as surely as the procession of the seasons.” And #0, as our lawgivers have no sense, Mr, Stephens advises hushands and wives to invoke the serpent aud drive dull care away, f there had not been a serpent in the Garden of Paen," he avers, “the bored inhabitants would have ‘been forced to import one from the outalde wilds merely to relax the tedium of a too sustained duet, Lacking the ser- pent, we are no longer in Paradise, we are at home, and our sule entertain- ment is to yawn when We Wish to.” But how long did the original tenants keep their Paradine after they and the serpent had got acquainted? jendent Bowe S—John Rowe, of Public Buiktings, die 3 Hospital, months. AN eae i siti oO je Sve, iy rs er ne ay, ” besine In “MOTHER” JONES “A WIE 'N THE HOVSE 1S A CRITIC ON DEFY STATE ARMY Trinidad Strikers Advised by Leaders to Arm Themselves to Resist the Troops. DENVER, Colo., Jan. 5.—Preparations were begun to-day by union officials for the return @f “Mother Mary Jones to Trinidad, from which point she was de. Dorted by State troops yesterday. Adjt.-Gen, Chase, according to report to Gov. Ammon given orders in ‘Trinidad and Walsanburg that her ap- Dearance in any portion of the strike region would result in imprisonment for her under the incommunicado rule of the military authorities. Deportation, sald Gen. Chase, would not be attempt- "we SMES AT A TeTe-a-TETE LIFE” region would not be tolerated, vestigation of the, ch Ratliff, superintendent of Federal Forest | Reserves at Steamboat Springs, Co! & mob that took strikers out of jail and | }ader: deported them was demanded to-day by Representative Keating of Colorado, Mr. Keating arranged for « confer- got In communication with Acting Sec- |fetaty Galloway of the Department of Agriguiture, Keating dqmanded that it the charges be portation of “Mother” Jones and others jactive in the coal strike will be aub- jmitted to Congress in support of the ipless for a thorough Congressio: al in- ‘ventigation into all phases strike, BLUE-LEGGED PIPERS GREET wARRY LAUDER of the the Ship That Brought Him Over. Six Highland pipers paced the Cunara dock to-day waiting for the Carmania, ‘They had their kilties on and it was bitter cold on the moors. Woof! and not a drop in the bottle. ‘They were wa! for Harry Lauder, For two hours they waited and walked up and down beating time on the pave- ment, playing thelr pipes and wishing the pipes were steam ones. They got blue in the legs, they 41d, and blue in the face, too. And then when the ship in Muster Lauder was a-sittin® by A worpan known to the other roomers in the house at No, & Perry street only as “Mra, Shephard,” and who appeared to be about sixty years old, was found dead to-day in the small room she oc- cupled there. Gi ‘ing from connected tube attached to a small stove had killed her. The police found in her room @ diploma from the Flor- ence Nightingale Hospital of London, England. It was understood in the house, where she has lived only since Friday last, that she was a trained nurse. The police are inclined to think that the woman was a suicide. the toes. kfittes, ‘They dinna go well in t And when he walked off the the pipes played “The Campbell Coming,” an@ they closed him up in an airtight Mmousine, and there waa a nice open machine for the men in the kilties, Woof! but it was cold. STERN BROTHERS 42d and 43d Streets, West of Fifth Avenue Motor and Carriage Entrance on Forty-third Street Continuation, To-morrow, of their Annual January Sale of Women’s Superior Underwear * On the Second Floor with the largest collection of unusually well- made and perfect fitting garments they have ever offered At Fully One-Third Less Than Actual Values The assortment includes Night Gowns, Combina- tions, Chemises, Petticoats, Corset Covers, Under- bodices, Princess Slips and Drawers, of Nainsook, Cambric, Chiffon and Crepe de Chine; also Women’s and Misses’ Waists Blouses and Silk Petticoats At Very Unusual Price Reductions On the Third Floor, Boys’ Washable Suits 4 Including the new Oliver Twist, Middy, French, Sailor, Russian and Norfolk styles, made of high grade Imported and Domestic materials, At Extraordinary Price Advantages Six on ’Em Wait in the Cold for SSS SSIS Sara reareasreareares PUZZLING ABN Big Fight On in the Republican Camp, With Hinman in ALBANY, crt nough to complicate everything. lection for New Offee. > mi) Marild J. Hinman, Republican, of Al-| ALBANY, Jan. 6A place on che mew 575 bany, who leads the candidates accord-| Workingmen’s Compensation ie 1 ing to reports, opened his headquart sion may be tendered Edward B. ‘ yesterda, e4 again, as the action of the military! \iexander MacDonald of Frankie tol. authorities yesterday was merely to|jowed. To-day Thaddeus Sweet of Or warn her that her presence in the strike| wi f k jod from ix apeake: tera to-day— forty-eight hours before the 1914 Jature was to conv tainty than usual marked the situation. A Republican Assembly, Tammany Sen- ate, Democratic Governor and an im- Peached Governor Clinton Thornton of Erte, and J Bulli WASHINGTON, Jan, §.—Immediate {n- out their shingles at the Ten Eyck and that Harry | wave the welcom Republi While Hinman is regarded as the he and a few intimate friends a Court of Appeals Judgeship. it's one California NORTH & DALZELL, Agents, 111 Hudson St., New York X a it P Stininaa is narned, use of posed relationship with Wiliam paren’. State Republicaa Cyalpman, lay, “then if woe want to break away from the Republican choice it won't look so bad.” With such an attitude © on the part of more than one moniter & mood reason for uncertainty te @vis dent. the Lead. to fight for—an investigation of departments, and lugged in hie grip dan, B= 1 ch atrings hip headquar- Wednesday, Suz night while no one was loots | ing and had slipped into the hy be before any one recognized declared he wouldn't make fly for a while. pester erent) M’CALL VISITS GLYNN. Seeret Conference May Precede Seog anton of the New York Legia- @. But more uncer- @& = Assemblyman, Chairmain of the Public Service Commer sion and recently the Tammany canél- date for Mayor of Now York. This report in being circulated fm Ale bany since it became known that Me> Call and Gov. Glynn were in conference laat night. Every effort to keep the Mes ba a Call visit @ secret was made If ood Almith W. Hoff of Kings and n of Chautauqua hung hand to Incoming Brand The U. S, Army and Navy Hoopitals wee the Del Monte canned fruits and vegetables California Fruit Canners Aun Lang Caner of Fri sd Vege SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA hoa —Te Te afc Annual Sale Linen Sheets & Pillow Cases /s This is the most important January Sale we have ever held. Much of our Bed Linen is offered at specially reduced prices. In addition to this we allow an extra discount of 10%, not only on these goods but on every article in the entire stock. Pillow Cases (per pair) 2214x36 in., $1.15 1.50 1.65 1.75 2.00 2.50 3.00 25x36 in., 1.40 1.90 2.00 2.25 3.00 3.50 27x36 in., 1.65 2.00 2.25 3.25 4.00 4.50 Pure Linen Sheets (per pair) Single bed size, $5.00 6.50 7.00 7.50 10.50 Double bed size, 6.25 7.50 8.00 9.50 13.50 Extra long single bed, 7.25 7.50 9.00 13.50 Extra long double bed, 9.25 10.50 13.50 17.50 - ‘The Sale also includes —Table Ppdcad coweie Bed Coverings, Women’s Outer Garments, Lingerie, Neckwear, Hosiery, etc. James McCutcheon & Co, Fifth Ave., 38d & S4th Sts.