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the Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday. December ioe WELL NOW, WHAT WOULD GIVE MB MORE FUN THAN HANDING A LITTLE “Pov Ss CENT 3U, IlY.avs BOPODOPOOOLDOE OOOOO{OOCOOOL OOOO LOO OOOO LOCO Copyright, 1913, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New Tork brening World), AYRE SOOO AARNE RAMA ATRIA REEMA MARAIS RIANA YYOUNG MAN, THERE 18 A CENT FoR You. _ ITS GREatT FUN To HAND #& LITTLE Boy ” CENT?! ba IF You CAN THINK OF ANY THING THAT Wit Give. ME MoRe FUN, IL GINE You ANOTHER CENT ob YA tHousdT OF SUMTHIN’ ALITEADY, Lh 4 THE ROAD TO THE TOP Those Who Are at the Summit Point Out the Route Others Who Are Beginning to Climb. “The Girt on the. “4 Film” Registers— That's the Word: BY CHARLES DARNTON. . Ge ld Connie Edias! ‘Enven ‘elp as, I don't know ‘ow we'd ever got along x “" (Capyright, 1018, by The Pre Mubitehing Co, (The New Tork Drening World.) No. 6.—In TELEGRAPHY, by Belvidere Brooks (Vice-President of the Western Unton Telegraph Company, who begem Ble career aa a messenger boy.) GET UP Jo&, AND FEED THAT FURNACE! THIS Room (ts Like AN ICEBERG. / IN THUNDER tS THAT STAIRWAY, a 2 fonly the beat messenger boy ever hired, but an embryo telegrapher. As @ téle- kraph operator your alm would be to be the very bast one that ever sat before an instrument. And so on up the Lime, The beat local manager astanda in tee to become @ xeneral manager, And don't accept as your “beat seme- thing that you already have done, performances win promotion only tn far as they indicate future performan, What you can do should be someth! « infinitely bigger than what you have done, and between them should ile the evidence of what you are doing. After all It all reverts back to hustle. BULES OF THE ROAD. | Ry Belvidere Brooks. |] Pay attention to business. Feel responsibility. Mustie, but don't be in haste. without ‘er last night when George Edwards's London Guyety! Company | Feleased ‘The Girt on the Film" at the Ferty-fourth Stree Theatre. Don't get the impression from this thet the piece iteclf proved less lively chan the usual run of musical farces. Ag a matter.of observation, “The Girl on the Film” registered—that's the word used in moving picture circles, I belleve—a Bit with ¢he crowd. It may not be just the sort of thing that you'd drag your Door okt father through a blizzard to eee, but even if it dosem't seem quite up to| the Gaiety Theatre standard it is tuneful and amusing. On Ite way here from Germany tt picked up a few English alre—and there you are—or here It Everything moved along pleasantly, thanks to a good company generally | ERY few men ever! climb the “Road | = to the Top" un- Jens that partio- | ular road which they have chosen ' one they | Abil is end the fair Connie particularly. Her good nature withstood even the eriticism | Shae: Atted Ne Stee Clounies bob yo a fail. @f the motion picture manager that there was a bit too much of her in the CoG tNotray So I] ure to keep pushing them to the front. feregrownd. Not to mention a background, thig plump and joyous actress might would gay to) Between two young men of equal apti- Rave retorted that sometimes comparisons are unnecessary. Apparently, Mise | ‘Wiles has not been going in for the tango nor rolling downstairs to regain her @ulish figure. It was all there last night, especially in a bicycle suit that might have teen designed for @ recent officeholder named Taft, and then again as an tmpromptu Carmen the gayest of the Gaiety, crowd reminded ue that Cal may, or may not, have known when to stop. In short there was a great de: ef Mise Ediss, though by no means too much. Some of her songs were a trifle “Shue,” but her unrivalied accent made them sound as harmless as Coskney folk- songs. By hard work and good work Miss Eijies proved herself more than worthy of the hearty reception given he: ‘ George Grossmith couldn't possibly! took the handsome motion picture hero he wag supposed to be and it was next to impossible for him to reel off any fum in @ part thas should not have fallen to his lot, so there was. peme excuse @ bubleeque methods to which he resorted. However, his amiabilty put him on good terms with the audience, and he danced the tango very cleverly, demonstrating the fact that he ‘s a Ught comedian from head to toa, Both ber singing and apeaking vaice pretty Emmy Whalen showed great improve- ment aince her last visit, and ahe looked so well as a boy that she had nothing te gain by coing back to siirts. Madelein Seymour sang her gong about ti mid) charmingly, Mary Robson was somewhat more reserved than. Mimi Agugliia as an Italian sotress, and Dorma Leigh, black-eyed and dashing, danced in Gery and graceful fashion with @ gentleman rejoicing in the temperamental name ef Oy-Ra. As for Lord Dangan he managed to live up to the traditions of _ ( YT CANT *\ BE DONE! you, young man, find out first if you fre on the right road What you want to be usually ts what you ought to be. For where your heart is your ability usually will develop and your energies alwaye will be best enployed. It ts hard and unsuccessful work trying to shape yourself to a careor that doesn't particularly interest you. Every business wants huetiers. Hust: lere make good business, Clocks iB @ business office are to mark the ae complishment of work more than to tn- @icate lunch: hours and closing ume Watah the clock only for one reason—to eee if you are getting out of every hour & full hour'a worth of work. If your own work is done don't eit down and dream Just because It tan't time to go homa Find something else to do— | anything, ao long aa it accomplishes the ainesa of the office. tude @uccess comes to the one who makes the most of It. You must pay snstant attention to fusiness or some Getal! of It will slip by you when you are not watchin “I would have done it if’ has no chance to compete with “I did it." Your em- ployer’a business ts yours, and unless vou feel @ regponatbility for its success- ful consummation you cannot be faith- ful to the trust imposed in you. And your employer's business is youre Foad, once you have chosen It. Ad- here to the one purpose of climbing that road until you reach the top. His will be the hand that will tft you over the obstacles and out of the gul- Mes {f you can show him that you are worthy of his help; that you ere Just @@ interested tn keeping on the “The Girl on entertaining. If you want to become the head of a big telegraph company make your |etart In whichever of the three Gepart- mants your natural inclination select hore the commercial department, the traffic department and the plane In the plane you will need’ more or less teohnfeal education, for it ie @ depart- ment of technical engineers. In the commercial department you will need the attributes of @ successful salesman, for that department ealis the service. ‘Mo trae department is the great working end of the business—the deliv- ory of the service you were to start in the traf- t aa @ messenger boy. Your Immediate campaign would be to be the Film” was rather fong-drawn-out, but on the whole “We Are Seven” Falls. Short. \ MEBANE o littio play at Maxine ElNott's Theatre that .will please you, | even though it doesn't satisfy you. That js where “We Are Seven,” = which oan scarcely be called @ baker's half-dosen, falls short. I'd. much rather net say this, for pointing out the weakness of Eleanor Gates's second- « dorn—you know what “The Poor Little Rich Girl" promised—is like finding fault with a child, First of all, ‘ have mastered es a You are reasonably certain are ready for the promotion, a! and good, But if it means @ change, the entering of new d ment with which you ere not familiar, make sure you can the Job before you accept the sibility. By Frank Condon Galvan, Wala, vy Prank A, Muumey Coy The fact that the children |" 7 And What It Did to } The Serum of Spring are One New York Office Cee a@ yet unborn is, in the words of the prospective. mather, a mere detail. i fa at bs In @ whimsical farce, as this one is called, an author may take liberties that : " ” .Momlé mot be tolerated in plain, simple farce, which, heaven knows, is {in- 818 OF PRECEDING INSTALMENT etitutions, containing ag it does hun- manded like an outraged loness, pre- 1 was looking In the morning paper, predadle enough. Yet I doubt very much wh ir the precaution Mies Gates | Tom Holland and Mulie Larned work In the dreds of diminuttve closets, with hooks @uming an gutraxeous Moheas vive® Cimifrey said, taking out his watch, vw ihe taken im classifying her play will save her. Although the unvarnished {2 dis office, They are eugsge! to ach gq nolders, brushes and clothe for the commands, “aud Ue next Lout goes at ten after truth ts net quite in keeping with the holiday spirit, {t must be said that the | end iuey lake mo paine fo hide thelr Oi) of ghoos It is @ huge room, The two oulprite walked toward thelr two, duppose you and 1, Mis Kel- '@ Are Seven” means children. i i i i \ 1 N tit ts @ diMcult thing to Qudfrey wiped hie red do, and ctoned It softly behind them. On the boat to Happyland Thomas to rk ous on ti the earler part ef the proceedings to Uke an eche of @ young ladies’ sem- weary. Diant as the enterprising maiéen ie called, becomes interesting and entertaining only when ehe declares (Oapyright, 1018, ty The Pres Publishing Os, (The New York Brening Would.) HABIT IN CONTROL 1 WORTH ‘TWO IN THH RESOLUTON. Yet resolutions, Uke the brook, g0 on forever, And whyt Because T wan Galurday, and the offices of the International Life closed et 1 in the afternoon. Thomas and Mille were going down to Happyland on the first boat of the season, the spring activities of which Gazed way across the broad room he be- ing her hair, held Miss Kelley. She had just opened countenance. the door on the girla’ side and was about “Astounding!" Godfrey anid at length. said to tle doiikhted Millie to enter, whan she also stopped and re- =“Demoralising to business,” Miss Kel- That wtiff of a Morley hagn't eny mained in a fixed attitude like Lote wife, ley answered. “We must uphold’ the freling!” i mutual affection from tetr fellow worsem, Ti / neers: on Poor Lite Rich Girl” has not struck twelve again. “Welt nuineurily lusned a: by wre meters one aide of which belongs to the men respective doore amiling eontentedly. —tey"—- fares i aged npeltnutend od PeAeoasts, but the fact | of the office waft. Rut their open lovemaaiir and the other to the gtr) When you hand Cupid a suff wallop fle did not finish the sentence ’ 2 ' es Femains ai y, and this through sheer lack of | amines the anger of Misa Kelies + {i " itis bd en al Do « 0" m do he ia far from ¥ hunt h detatis—when tha Tp asa sou tee to nzsicins 5 te stan ete serene” tsetse“ ae siaatuets utes Sha Binge, oe sete ete emus wt ont ae cee athncen eel t New Year’s Resolutions ‘yr toying with eugenics Miss Gates has hit upon something as new as the latest | Morin, under whore artes Tom Ip worsing (ne have heen Kone, Godfrey Morley walked belng out, You have to Ket « pa " h baby, but the heroine of her near-nur. | Boring iu early mpring (oilfrey « , slowly down the hall and opened the Bullivan County doots with tron natis ty minutes 0 very fumed Those That Last and Those That Don't mi sery story, who ts obsessed: with the| fice ins beter humor than usial loor on the men's side them and Jump on him before he « very exited and allghtly rattied= ss \ kK idea of finding @ 100 per cent. father for |" “ "™ = He stopped, transfixed, rooted to the Up the ghost. tut very happy By Sophie Irene Loeb. i, the eeven bables-to-b¢ talks so much spot, and astounded beyond expression! Miss Kelley stood in the middle of They walked arm in arm through the pot, ‘ \ of the thesis on immigration she hopes (Continued) Furthermore, when he looked in @ the room, breathing hard and amooth- doorway, whicn i treatment of the every-day, @very<ninute contact with ethess what eoctually makes or mare bis = record. It carries with ft the AMBUIRAE, guarantee chet WEARS, 4 ia. daasi" i Therefore, the resolutions thas ehe must have es an escort on her The fearful object that riveted the at- rules strictly. an old bear." Milde agreed: nothing is per- oo ecclologtcal expedition a good-looking, | 84 Deen delayed until now by the vt. oF the two chiefs was @ eort of The warm epring browe drifted in “rut Minn Kelley ty « tigert” manent — dut)tmély on this coming New Teary Gay well-bufit young man who ls deat and| "Sckward season, Dlended composite tm the exact centre languklly through the windows, pring: on the next }ont to Iappytand Me. change” and we|*nd Meare Ol Ceili candidate for tha position, | They were going ie walk by the 80% of the room, and when this blend dis- ing with {t the falnt perfume of flowers 9) wan telling Mina Kelley that | change our views! ii 6 Pay too much to ese the atage whe sea the moment he sees her, | hand in hand; to rife upon the newly goived tt wan apparent that one-half of and the epice of the South, It touched rou of things, § Any / h nes > pe ough the week Remamber that « wife’ Marts a good practical joke by talking {tuned merry-gv-rounda, eat the hissing ie way Millie Larned and the other half the moist counteanice of Mr Morley ml frewh alr and eaee’ WHO solemn Wives wh tee with his hands, and when he a trankfurters and bune, and have thair : : schiga ly eweara to give . down to work @ blackboard he ‘ was Thomas and caused pulses to beat @ rifle , ry ncona, Mise K y wos up the emoke hab-| Cultivate @ epirit to condone en ef to the fun. He lets her know he can | potosraph taken in @ stationary autor mney had been atanding there with more rapidly ‘ {tor the drink | £ena® rather tham condemn t. toad tbe when’ thay are clase ta hia | move thelr arms shamelensly mound each It atirred the light brown . ’ satin lcnbaris habit or any other| Remember that @ mother-intew te and so everything goes well until his| Before noon Godfrey was wiping th® other, ‘Ihey were kissing each ‘other tn Miss Kelleya new af eyes . habit often has hia} ®mebody's mother, jende take @ hand in the game and | frat persp.ration of the year from his @ state of unconscious rapture and with: brought the faintest of ft ont bhed Into ¢, ? LA eee enolv well in|. DO not make engagements that gou tri s! « rubbed > the dock) SOmin LLOEBS® renclve 1 int, pay their addresses to Dianthe round countenance and tugsing cca out regard ty anything elae tn the world, chiok ae ny) ara AAT: loa hand but not the; ""0¥ you will break, "@, and 4.'e" But their arrest throws | sionally at his collar. Miss Kelley shook herself ao that her Somewhere off in the distance & inte ou ok . habit itvelf, and the resolution dingolves| Give ear to the washerwoman ae well the end Of the, desond act inte ter | it's certainly spring,” ho ead to stunned heart would resume ite fune- hurdy-Kurdy was paying tie latest toy ty, 9 Ser of the weather pu-| welt with the tololes of ast winter, In| 86° Zour en) oe ein neppiness ts Boosie Barriecaic ae Jamely, and when everything ts straight himself, “I! fee! queer somehow, tlona, Godfrey ridded his system of comic-opera munic, aad a very red re ef weather o rertarkea |<" ™ nie of the late Mayor Gaynor as! oo, paved with enerifice. Diantha Kerr, ened out in @ police station the practical | 1" her own trying department Mise geveral Kaya of startled rage, and then in, lost In the iniiat of the wicked iy: acai to Now Year: tant Do not expect too much from a frtemd, fetee Goesn't compare, for example, with the one played in Seven Keys to| Kelley leaned over tho clattering ma- both of them started for the culprite, fluttered through ‘ne atrshafia and spooks like We're in for some eoft Thiele the happy aeason of the year. /and you wil! always have one. Wabdpate.” If the hero, who suddenly finds his voice before the aergeant’s | chine of tho little stenographer who reaching them simultaneously. alighted on the wind ub of the Hier, Jlit!® And in the mida thia elation of goul| Realize that revenge only fertifiiwes ede, wore only allowed to justify himself by Dringing to justice the grafter | alW misspelled the word. Godfrey grasped Thomas by the col- eloak r: sid ie tekiten whe) fael consi nes the beginning of the new year. | the soll of destruction. wee has tried to turn.a contribution ‘for eharity to’ his ewn~account, the} “My dear,” sald the chief, “it 1s lar and pulled him away. Miss Kelley ne Mke apring 20° “yo repiien i eaailal sa We are filed with good intentiona and| Do the thing you think {s best ema : lag Would be. stronger and. better. {e @ clever touch’ at the end | spelled r-e-c-e-l-v-e-d." She sald it In shook the guilty M unul ber pulls gay, Miss Ke ey eaid in « Hie i : Ally "to make promises for our fu- anide by It Uke a soldier. te he shadows of. en childr esen on the-Wiidow curtain of the), low, kind tone, and felt amed ow, painstaking manner an’ not at t , Hut wy Think of a cross word as you think of whee tl hit . P * otatall 5 ST sald bofore, tt was thethind nowlng tilese prom bullet, t cannot t all > peldee Wtation, but the general impr ia that;o? ‘pfivate theatricals. | wren she thought of the day she had ave this room at once!" Godfrey with his customary brusiueness « ’ pa bullet, sin ‘annot be recalled, ‘Yee with it all tiem altogether rare in farce, there iw a quality of eharm and Moreover, the play 1s always Forget how’ east!y you could ai the place of the “man higher up," cuffed the tiinid typewriter, roared into Thomas's ear “This ts ab- “I've been fering ft Ade. # ; + At 1 o'clock the forces of the Inter- solute deflance of the company's rulea— Mr, Morley," Mian Kelley 4 (The nd renewing of the| [earn the work of n ap the biahly futuratc Meron tng tn the acura Giner® ane cronny | iatlonal closed thelr doska, folded their apameleas actions that wa will Ot ty. “Even afer what wa hava eon a Alva erat promaten iret es ties von ocuid take welt wttsieny aver the title one whole NOT in her arms. In addition’ to,anewering | !edgers and hied away to the cloak countenance Fil talk to you about thle one must make ame allowances he QUEER STATISTICS. of the contract made ow that money can buy everything ‘all the physical requirements of the father-4o-be, William Rasrpond proves him- | room with 4 glad sigh, On such @ day on Monday, young people, and empectally aa they are ¢,, ce 18)to)'Se br cant * January first, at may | bat love and peace and t -reepest, - eeif @ good actor, with a well-bred manner and a-talent for pantomime when he|{t was criminal to remain indoors, All “But we're gotng to be married, Mr. going to be marriet Pasa it sad atv one io to pass that he who rings out; Reallze that bluff ts the Dubble ¢hat pretends to be deaf and dumb, The young actor who plays “Smith'—I'm not|of them had plans, and each etenog- Morley,” Thomas protested meekly, jugnt you wre, Mine Kelley.” salt ithe {rings tn the new reso- | bursta foon, ; gure of hia name—te also clever, Miss EMe Elleter; who won our hearte:long ago | rapher wore her Sunday best, which ts king toward the door. Goltrey. Sey down io se f car's Day muat needa! Give the daily blossom when @ f tm “Hasel Kirke," plays © maiden aunt ob well that # twa pleagure to eee her |rent and proper if one intends to prom- u're @ hussy!” Miss Kelley shritled qiappyland and wat rollera come 1 4\1. per vent. of wolaht! mon ple Hd oh ree ey Senor nh tact mae eS ee. . enade up Fifth avenue. at Mille “Haven't I told you-haven't in on that long beach & pretty tly Kouta, Allee 1 pled ED pam, Pl veehed Red hee viefem from the men wos baal — = ors Eo Speedily the freed hundreds escaped I warned you what would happen"—— piace, Mise Kelley. Have you ever years the resolution tmplies, Bo much for the | found success rather than from the aaam A PAPER CHIMNEY. WORST EXPLOGION, from the big offices, and the elevators “But I love him, and I'm going to be been there?” - | personal element. who awaits it. A paper chimney, fifty feet high and| The most fatal explosion ever known! carried them, smiling and chattering, his wife,” Millie objected. ‘gn’t st all No," ald Mise Kelley, "It's @ Canaqa last year bought from the| Yet man can't live alone, ‘The hyman| And appreciate that good cheer @ @e Greproof, is a curiosity to be seen at|was at Gravelines in 164 Three-thou- to the street. The cloak room of the right?’ long time since” United ‘tos Wall papers valued at/ equation ts constantly before him, Gind|everydey prescription which Mage Breslau, Germany, eand people were iiiieh «=6- ss Minternational is one of ite proudest im “Leave dhe sequel” Miss Kelley com Ghe did not Goish (he sentence, mam beers clive, _ i —ee \ / 4 et os re eee e ~