The evening world. Newspaper, December 18, 1913, Page 22

! ° | ESTABLISHED BY Jos ' Published ly Except Sunday by the Pr cg Pe ee Park Row, > H PULITZER, Preaident, 63 Park Row, | Ht PULITZER, Publishing Company, Now. 88 te y |. ANGUS SHAW, Treasurer, 65 Park Row, soutirht PULITZEN, dr, Secrotary, 63 Park Row, rored. -Office at New York as Second-Clas# Matter. @ubecriziion Bese aie Kiventng ; Por Kngland and the Continent an@ ‘World for the United States All Countrie rr) and Caned VENEERED ROADS. T fail to get them good roads, will be int offered in the trial of a Tammany district leader and a con- tracting company of $15,000 in rebuilding part of the Tuxedo turnpike. A former chief engineer of Richmond Borough, after carefully examining the stretch of road in question, testified that only in a few spots could he find material that came anywhere near meeting the specifications. erested in testimony On a half-mile section where three-inch concrete was called for | he found no sign of concrete, On the contrary, a thin quarter-inch layer of grout had been varnished over the top of the old mac- adam bed. . How many other half miles of road in this State built by ‘Tam- | many contractors and passed by Tammany road examiners would bear | scratching? When Tammany builds highways the only reliable stuff worth noting in the job is apt to be the cart loads of genuine dollare hauled | away from the State Treasury, + ‘Where is the brave man who will run New York's police? So far not even fools rush in, a vening World Daily Mogazine. Thursday. AXPAYERS who wonder why the millions of dollars they spend ! sharged with conspiring to defraud the State out | ~ ADORED Rn re manne aaNe Do You Love This Young Man? 34 Sy Maurice Ketten) | | | rece, EVERY Body ss LOVES A THIN ANALYZED. W": 4 city official protests against having his salary doubled it must be either because he is a very rich man or because | he regards himself as a trusted public servant who ought to | Took upon his employers as something more than the source of his pay. | We never heard of any McAneny millions, , N next month to display the countless improvements in motor vehicles. Has it occurred to anybody that a timely and interesting section of the exhibition could be devoted tc the taxicab? With cheap rates, an enlightened ordinance and a big stirring of energy and enterprise on the part of competing proprietors, the use of the taxicab in New York is going to increase by leaps and bounds, But\the New York taxicab is away behind iu convenience and comfort. Take only a trifling point: To talk with the chauffeur the occupant must either open the door, Which is dangerous, or lower a window, which is awkwar often impossible. Why not install a shutter in the glass back of the driver's head? The patron could then give his orders with perfect ease by leaning forward. Fvery Berlin taxicab has this simple device. And there ere others equally simple and convenient—unknown in New York, City ordinance and State law have now made complete the victory cof this newspaper in its fight for cheap taxicab rates, public stands, Proper regulation and open competition, But The Evening World believes that New York ean go further ‘and make its taxicabs as attractive, well-appofnted, safe and up-to-date a8 any in the world, Are the Automobile Show officials too dense io see “Ranity? \ Somebody's buying all the stocks that are being sold vo cheap. WILL THEY SEE IT? EW YORK’S annual Automobile Show will be in full blast ds and | their oppor- $2 Maybe Magistrate Barlow's example of holding court on offending autolats in the street is the one to follow, IT HAPPENED RIGHT HERE. TABBING AFFAIRS between boys are, from every point of S view, deplorable. | Yet wheii a fifieen-year-old schoolboy in this town uses | his fists and his jack-knife on a youthful pal, and the trouble proves to have arisen from a lively argument as {o whether Charles Dickens or Mark Twain is the better author, New York is torn by conflicting | emotions. The delinquent mast, of course, be punished as he deserves Gon’t forget that even at 10 o'clock at night New York youth | the public streets to discuss problems of literature, Tt used to he a popular belief that such thin in Boston, But ingers in| | #8 happened only SS, ' t A “Sheriff's dinner" at $60 per plate may [* poor, struggling innkeeper at the a well tempt a Broadway and Forty-second street crossroads into dallyings with wicked men and politicians | | roll that would Sls PPAALOND ODO 444OOO $666660660600008 PbOObAEAOOSEEE Mr. Jarr’s Peaceful Harlem Home VEFOIDSITTO GD G9SD DHSS VITOOIDIGHOT OTSIODSOVEVISO0EN ause J was laced too tight at a) up J “And then he took the first train back he believed £ Was subject to o Altoona, ix fatoer hat He told you he had an old maid 4 il i onfectionery: lit that had fits and that's what put ye 1 {that pa and it was \- - —-- =| Rood night" sister! retorted the elder, ris! exelsiined Mrs. Jur Mm before they did ‘Por shame, MME. LE BRUN AND HER DAUGHTER, by Mme. Le Brun! « : Copyrait, 1913, by TI UPhe New Yor deur Gladys “What do you mean? That Tm a eat?’ cried the other, “What did you Bulwinkle-!@ he has tell Harry Watling about met What got to decide who's to did you tell him about mi remarked Misa Gladys “Well, what did fectiy elegant fe ou say to that pers in Atlan Cackioverry “If Tomay suggest it, let Gladys have tle City? After you were through: de- | hing, He likes poetry read to him. And scribing time 1 had a fainting spelt | you have a sore throat, rene. Anyway, and babyls, nu, Irene” Hits From Sharp Wits. | 1 ae wath — - ry etired | naytewn, who A celebrated war atid sprained man has eight notes | aud 1 spra to be hy they don't a) a al i) po the same time,—d & ston Hp pit, Appeal land a y wer LI around with As an Oklahoma cow “wad conta swallowed « Dit follows that vow must a) ho eon tain more than that—Albany Journal, . . aa | ‘Jack Biiver is one, my The Sulzer lecture tour Is sald to bea den suucested Mrs. Jarr engerly failure, The former ce * t ates the new dances and he's one Chron cle ! fartioned gin? i, 2s 8 Just then My. Jare vine home and » Cost of Living Them and New. [send her a Sc box of oyster ere. | MAN youth Is beautiful and all beaut pked in upon the coun wae ee Soe Feet See ote hind r request, ‘Then sbelis southfol,’ says Lillian isnt wire Se ainlel whee hen % was @ boy every family had ja s is out of matcher and | ¢ nad @weet and watisfying’ Voleds ee thelr market basket and every day some laine vings up And how thankful | member of the family went to market. she ts th ° ee tes mate tan © in that we have a telephone, but baland to meet the uk Or, rates 1 was wo on never has to go to the stores and van) Neither side cai hope to accomplish Mee veer sald wagons were used to brin order a whole meal without leaving the | much 4n Mexico untit Jack. London and athe Me rere nssie etait auiil to the market and not to bring It to your! house; and it is delivered to her, A | Richard Harding Davis arrive and begin they'd eail this evening.” venarked Mr jon wait short while ago we went into @ store.}to ron thin eka State Journa i r ‘The cashier passed out a check good for | oe im ra the graceful posting And, above ath ni st do just to te playful wit Kea | cour ber cent, of our purchase, because! Strange, isn't it, how the men whe nha: Sow: eek Bening Word.) " » the api aevols detain Uf hurt Buiwenkio’ oF And | the store escaped the delivery of it. Four| need 10 wear ghissem to read a news A ae y niPit of nt hitdiatt | pear a Pata Atha A ¥ Yee per cent. on $75 per month is $36.00 | paper can ave a mit malt a block away?) 4% Randolph Colelorgh Wilson, : Moe, Le Bran, pa ind it in 186, pean Ay eal *s ae rans Bome member per annum, enough to pay the premium | Milwaukee Sentinel AY Of Lie shi AEE OF gh . . ie URN D ME eh OU Se se jent to the grocery and/on one thousand dollars of my life in- ef ® t at Vie Brena ery en she Wit ist thirtysfovir, started te pra Lovers wild, what was needed and carried | surance | leven generale having deserted ini. 0 vivre hat of Mm A great favorite with Marle Antoin Wille Mr Dinkston<oh, he'd We selected the vegetables and| When we see a store with @ fleet Of! Mr. Huerta has only 5 itt —Phila- | he Br her little daugiier ne “ th over thirty portralts Besides 1 think hes a di: them to the judgment of | several hundred delivery wagons we sel | deipnia Ledger. ling in the jovecocked harbor of runate qneen, besides many Ile wite gotta diverce for non dom think that we are paying our share ee arma. Of the many portraits she paly 1s. When the Reign or she Ix trying to get one.” of the up-k f every department of | 1% getting to the point where we shai! jed of herself thls Is by tar the Mme. [a Brun lett , Well, they'll do to be nice to a Eee omonducted for the! nave to decide whether we'll buy tiat| popular. ‘The reuso: volled alt over Hurope,| when the othera are around," sald tn ‘The cost of the high living i» what all untry. Pew automobile or a dozen find, Charkeaton News-Courier, ogee. It radiates eldest Mins Cackleberry @o the man-bunt is en, with commissions , the child and edulation wherever she went and| | li oeehandie > “ nereteniereanster: December Is to Be the Scene of a Man-Hunt : Mine, Laviise Hizaverh View Le Mean, Prencla, 1751802.) | 1 se 66 Hn young Alfred tut- | At the Louvre, Paris SaAe A I winkle-he has a let of mon: | eae onTu NDE ESe ey," said Mrs, Jarre musingly nother, te, tune lenel cihera, be “OF course, he hasn't got much sep y Work Lone to take other! “What has | Ie eau’? asked Miss Ire i 1osAsn’t that what T always sald? Gedye Cackls asked Irene Cackleberry both in one t Well, AI tf Sou, wath? ineplled “And 1 guess If le takes a shine to Gialve me you'll get him in a corner and tell And the darlings, alt sniimosities for him Tm a slomp, Men hate stomps!” toback on the couch wit cried dear Irene, turning menacingly to savonnd ea h other, And the, iy Teas Was Again exe} ‘and sticks around on the bent “Queenly,” or “divinely tall"— Once, I set the hearts of Broadway all a-throb; But to-day, alas, I sigh, For no matter HOW I try, I can never, never hope to be a “squal Just a tootsy-wootsy, cutesy little squab! ‘ I may fling away my pride, Part my hair down on the side, Wear the cunning little curls that dance and bob; “may stoop and bend and crouch, the “slouch,” I'll never be a squab— A delightful, giggly, wriggly, little squab! -~ ‘ Now, my GRANDMAMMA'S the sort— Dumpy, stumpy, slumpy, short, She can don a tight, abbreviated hob- Ble—and you'd at once declare— From her BACK view you would swear She was just a silly, frilly little squab— Just a tender, slender, shrinking, little squab! But my nose—it wasn't bullt With that sweet, appealing tilt, And, to play the role ingenue is a job Quite impossible to me; So I know I'll never be What I long to be—and that’s a little squib— Just a curly, girly,wirly, little squab Oh, I do not yearn for wit, Nor for beauty—not a whit! But | simply sit all day, and pine and sob, Not to be a houri fair Nor to wed a millionaire, Hut I want to.,oh | WANT to be a squab~ That delicious, little thing men call a “SQUAB,” TRUST DADDY A Lecture jor Women and Girls Only, Delivered Before the Orange ‘i iossom Society. By Elsa Crosby wh Tie Now York & na girl & games J until she de ittle eninge Work) joys spin the plate, pomt. for the gamen than for e her great big beau- should hover close to tiful doll mother's: wins After that to father and tle Once daughter discards) Seif into ler first eighteen wna € and pads, she her cousin, t would le well for her to throw a line out up close to him. ) ribhous and sjueees her ns to sigh at dusk is something and s for the ouns man corner, and and thinks at ylayers and arrang moon The ord amily cavcus and name dear Jad by hainmas of the same, wih power to Al vacancies, Daughter herself will, of eoure, se Hl) the delegates, dnefuding certain members jon in Landing, swine unregistered indes regular « ndenis and an unelassitled vt o's will deny that ia da ght, which and the other women folie. with more or less ripe and Mend busy dj ustom, they w the st a vappy & imes side-tracking danght ting is called to order th nd when the mmendations i mg Gocht vid friend of the fami ss something Is brougat to lg «i of bulting the theke SUM, it ds just as well not to overlook ¢ pnt do any harm, and he might | fleanor herself he siould have the yning mate, And if dad happens a bowhng tournament, should act as his p ving no bouquets whi ‘amily when it comes t ey know the batting averag: young men's ere- they will be the fatal step with Das lis future, ail may st minute there will be ne ise of the proceedings. ® to be away sitting up with a sick oy n busy earning the milline Yi or the caucus should bi ever, you simply getting a proper of every young 9 arlor f Mture until teday and daughter hides her lee bills, vurned, 1 it to the ro must nen folks he stock of bridegragms, no who calls of an A@vening eon he lock shows that yéne terday has ecome sane behind her hand. ather can xpot a real man behind overaiis, and he oan outline the pink dee Wind the cream silk tle, Knowing men is father's business, Likewise his long f The Day’s Good Stories 4 PIER the the Mavseuom hep A paiting wy at ed found time anda, Nobody else this aydience © the lecture or will you hare a) “A drink,” aid the ————__ ‘| A Natural Mistake. - —_——— ar four entite honms had the lady remained Adding Jnsult to Injury. : shop, She had visited every dee | A PERIL a reef: cailnas eis in the Mid traveller, / Saleminen withon? spending « penny, mM and worried the majority of the was extricated from *> he afternoon ope af the Janda a Srotswan e| Toward ie HG g slim an got damages ee Piet v ady looked surprived, but mot by eny . iu airs Vm seeking the Vera soe revlied, “what else should 4 " etal ae | A moment ih hesitated, then | The Wise Audience. | "Welt, tmadam, 1 thought perhaps’ you paige , " fae apeRIA An Economist, way to 1) le of aM ableshodied fellow like Aan ( hls dave io. Kleven, “Come. te:uy repli ead Weary: bug ttn aot ho I'm. tyin' to" hea pr When F entered the nder four thousand 40's 1 gem edmiy that the keeper was quite correct, There mre te income as,—Judge,’ ih atime) 4