The evening world. Newspaper, November 24, 1913, Page 14

RTO ee eS fore tbe Evenin World Daily Magazine, Monday, November 24 i ESTARLISHED BY JOSHPM PULITZER. @RAMeded Dally xcent sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Men 68 & ar One Month. TZeR, Presitent, #8 JOHN, OUR SWELL GUESTS ARE iy Ct : CALLING FoR A VALET | WHAT S (ALL u ASAE We LO | FORGOT | TOLD THEN : WE HAD ae ® Continent VALET. bY NEW YORK NEEDS TO PLAN MORE THAN EVER. HEN a inan makes additions to his house or changes the lay | 3 W of his grounds, does he do it hit or miss? No, He pute! . study into it and aims to make his property more attractive, —— < more convenioni, more valuable than it was before. | % President, 68 Park Ri Ought it not to be the same with a city’ Why should individu- | ale or special inicrests here and there be allowed to put up buildings, | A VALET | RALMM PULITZER, . q J. ANGUS SE reagurer. 3 Fark Rew. WHAT 'STHAT 2 | Oeewirien Katee to in "ravertng |For ngians. and ¢ “tara Sh gad Uousrieht. WIR, ty The Pre Puivinnee to. thie New York cit W. } One Year. . ,No. 16.—One Man’s Escape That Led to a Series of ‘are. SWARTHY-FACED man fied in disguise from London, reachiag the Isle of Wight one night in December, 1688, His situation Was tragic; yet there were comic opera elements in it. He was escaping by stealth from people who wanted him to lescape. Yet, through a blunder, he was destined to be thrust @ack fato |the reluctant clutches of bis enemies, Those same enemies, who bad Clamored so loudly for his recapture, rejoiced at having him back in their power—about as much as might a woodsman who had caught a | polecat in a bear trap. They hastened to let him escape again, and this |time they saw to it that no well-meaning busybodies should recaptare \him. Yet, his second escape brought on a series of costly wars, The refugee was James I!., King of England. His brother, Charies #., \“the Merry Monarch,” had ruled for many years, and a mighty bed jo he f fiz the character of streets and neighborhoods or determine the Semen Wik Teaeas aad Wy eta CANISATY thal i cae errs } ' , ' . a eso! placing of squares or parks in utter disregard of any general, consist- DID You CALL Yes, | WANT MY SOME CLASS ‘You THOUGHT SHE WAS BLUFFING] | “Merry Monarch” was wont to laugh at his rine aad to eay: | ent scheme? FoR A VALET CLOTHES BRUSHED, }| ToTHeE JOHNS, WHEN SHE TALKED SOMUCH ABouT Samme, they'll, never Kill the to make pee Gieaee Why should w city grow hy dinonnested jerks and spasms? te | SIR? RY SHOES SHINED wo] FRY REAL MR JOHN'S VALET LAST Sunes | |{"A xing woof arecttnia's,tMyti ie cntraendoount Me ‘oe it good Inisiness ¢ | KE wirey AT THAT FASHIONABLE HOTEL«| | f WaskickedOut.§ Caically bessing hie courtiers’ pardon “tor being wo wt The City Planning Exhibition, which opens to-day in the Public I RNEW THey WERE SWELL Neyaeneeineny SRE EN Ure ieee hg Bos — Library, at Fifth avenue and Forty-second street, is no visionary pen- ‘Gre cordial dislike fof nwvies and people alike. ‘The army, too, hated Mien, ciling of impossible dream cities on paper. It offers a series of | A Gelegation waited on Wiltam of Orange (who had married James's (éest daughter, Mary), and begeed tim and his wife to come over from Holland te rule England. William, @ sto Dutchman, cared little enough about Snglend. But he the sworn foe of France, and he believed that at the head ef the English Government he could do much to wreck France's power. Bo he secepted the offer. James had no meang of checking the invasian. Or, if he had, he did not ut such means to their proper use. One by one his followers and his relatives practical maps and charts showing how a metropolis can take hold | of itself and, instead of wasting money and effort in ragged, hit-or- miss expansion, make orderly, Systematic development and improve- | ment a sound business proposition. Let New Yorkers go to this exhibition, listen to the experts, and went over to William. learn io think of their city more than ever as a man thinks of his| At last, as William advanced, James's daughter, Anne (afterward Queen .Anne), fled to her father's enemies, At this inst blow, James cried aloud in hip ‘wretchedness: “May! heaven help me: for my own children have forsaken me! He resolved to desert his throne and hie country, without striding a blew fn eelf-defense, and to seek refuge in France. On Dec. 10, he fied to the Ise house and lot. eee About twice a week some section of the desiccated Standard Oil J of Wight, where a ship waited to carry him to tte French coast. Some fisher ! ie cones daly teh volhat uodhtsh SNUG a bec men tail him for ‘. mere political exile, and sent him back, snder coer’, . 4 q 7 oi to London, King Willi 4 hie advisers were enraged at this act of teyaity. ; pea ON Saas | { OIDN'T THINIK THEY’ Come, !An SO SORRY (i ‘OHN WAS Goeuld dames remain. tn, Bonasd thane Would ta loka troche ts GbOad LUFFING To CALLED OUT OF TOWN So him. If he were imprisoned, there was a danger that popular feeling might DESCEND TO THE PUBLIC? NEVER! | REST. Now SUDDENLY THIS MORNING. make a martyr of him. They wanted him out of the way. So they greased | You Hust HELP HE HE LEFT HIS REGRETS AND the wheels for hig second escape and helped him Ltd France in safety, even wild afford to do it we would withdraw our cabs from , To CARRY THE HOPES You'Ll EXCUSE HIM ee agin ec croabes; thal As baa bugesd, (O° Wave foreaess, Tal AUER people, having hated James, and having let him go without raising a hand tn bis behalf, might reasonadty have been expected to let well enough aleme. But people have a way of sighing sentimentally for the recovery! of thet whieh they loathed while they had it And, scarce was James off the throne and ‘William on it, when a fire of insurrection eprang into Mfe; a fire that spread into @ sertes of civil wars and was not quenched for nearly sixty years. sande of Englishmen formed a party known, as ‘Jacobites (“Jncotus” being the Latin name for “James’) and devoted their Vives and fortunes to restoring the exiled king’s crown to him. There were uprisings, plots te muréer ‘William, wild schemes ¢o bring back te power the man who had run away. France, hating Bngland and Witiiam, lent James en army wherewith to invade Ireland. James with ites French allies and a host of gallant trishmen, against William. Largely through his own ‘efficiency hr WE ’ bad | the streets for a year and let the public see the difference. | BuUrF THROUGH At the end of that time we could get anything we wanted.” Thus an official of the Yellow Taxicab Company. which still sul- Jenly refuses to serve the public under the new taxicab ordinance. Herein lies the spirit and method with which the Yellow Taxicab Company has tried and still tries to conduct a taxicab service in the | city of New York: » let us gouge the public, hoodwink the public, graft on stolen privileges in public streets,-bully the public, scout any law aimed to protect the public, fight the public in the courts, i Irish Heroes Defamed. “gy 4 ‘ James was disastrously beaten in Ireland and wert ecur- delay the public, inconvenience the public, threaten the pub- rying back to France, He loudly accused the brave Trigh of cowardice add lie, show our contempt for the public—and we are sure in weeasteesl bat: Meter shows that ft was James, and not they, to whem ¢he the end to get what we want from the public. “Change kings with ua” eald one @tegusted ree emacs to Me Gag - ; “ , “and we'll fight you all over again and beat youl” But God forbid that we, the Yellow Taxicab Company, eee grandeon, ‘Bonnie Prince Chartie,” landed tm Gcotiand te 216, apd should ever descend 80 low as to think of running cheap and made another try! for the English throne. The Highland clans fought herete- ally for him. But he was beaten and fied to France.’ There he epent bis very pleasantly, making love and getting gloriously drunk; while the men, who had sacrificed everything for tim, were run down by the soXteny and slaughtered itke sheep tn a pen. “From the Front Row By Eugene Gearp Copgright, 1018, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Erening Wertd), Y soft ambrosial tocks, once) "Tis sad to think ere one is fifty M flowing, popular taxicabs that might attract the public! ———+-——____. If good wishes were airships there would be millions circling Over the White House to-morrow. ANOTHER SCHOOL STRIKE. Sieve there be @ apread of the “silence strike” which has LL London ts at prevent watching discussion followed. One weman wrote: A the controversy carried on in|"We all recognize when a woman one of its largest newspaper wrote: “If the sum of 17,000 pounde en- titles a woman to the RIGHT of being described as a lady, may I ask what is the LEAST sum which will gtve the owner this delightful privilege?” Another correspondent toki how Queen Victoria and her ladies!n-waiting, while walking through the park, were brushed against by an individual who said to one of the ladies, “Get out of the way, woman.” The tady indignantly appealed ‘to the Queen, who calmly replied, “And Dray, what are you but a woman? Andé in many other similar reported comimunications the discussion waxe: warm, ‘This ma seem poignant tn dear olf England, where clase distinction is more @rastically drawn than in this country, yet just what conatitutes « lady Ip one lof the questiona that is marked every in all soctal scates, Certainly 19 country money {# the LAST con- tion. If your sveat-grandmother y It doesn't make her great- To be eo cruelly bereft; Shall soon be fied and leave Me/sometimes I grow exceeding thrifty And@ try to coax the few hairs left. But, oh, how Dipak the territory Where curls profuse were ence inatalled! Departing is my raven glory— I'm growing bald. My shining pate of hair demolished, I'll eing thy praise in words that dura, / TU fondle thee, and keep thee polished’ Til thou'lt shine like a Grecian ure! ‘The coming man wii sure be hairless, fo say some acientists, so called; ‘Then might I not as well be carciess— I'm growing bald. on die@ leaving an e- tate of 95,000, re- ferred to the money an being “beft by a Warwick woman. A first cousin of 13— THE ASSUMPTION, by Titian. —4t the Academy, Venice. datly, hourly going— My head’s fast growing thro’ my hate, Farewell to courtly, by-gone manners, weet girs I once enthralled; for front-row honore— I'm growing bald. guilt of age, dark and abysmal— upon ite brink. jecta the gloomy, dismal of a skating rink For festive flies to romp and rev Full many @ nostrum’s aid I' only to pitch them to the devil— Tm growing bald. developed in Public School No. 72 in Kast New York, singing hyans and reading from the Bible are likely to come to an end in the public schools. It appears that the Bible story of ‘the creation and certain lines the deceased wrote #rom familiar, old-fashioned hymns are too much for the scientific | Paid eagtegiet devotion and stern intellectual consistency of sundry enlightened | 1 family, caving: : philosophers of twelve and fourteev. They claim they cann - ‘ yest cata ter scientiously sing or listen to these things. J j ie Be put own In the paper ee ‘a woman The authorities have done their best to fix up the hymns and : ete pegged, ee in Bible readings to suit the scathing critics, but despite all efforts the | Way deen in good eocial postion, objections and the “silence strike” have steadily gained headway. pole ra giant i derogatory ae | There may be @ modicum of honest if immature struggling for |¢ount-” ‘truth and consistency in all this. But we fear the difficulty is greatly rote ele ta tar Nand A Lady? the aasiated by lesinoss, an idea that it ia emart to be godless, and e youth- fubrelish for eny sttitude of mind Hkely to “start something.” Anything lke « strike among school children is peculiarly end = out of place. Youngsters these days get plenty of encour- 1 to assert themselves. Where are they to learn deference catied thing refined and never obtrusive.” And in Uncle Sa jomain it does not make any difference who her grandfather wae or how many money bags he had, as to whether she ls @ lady or not. Certainly ® REAL WOMAN is a lady and vice versa. Any female {s womanish, but @ lady T exoms that every variation of the ¢wo-, piece skirt ie im Ge- mand. This one je maéc unusual by the lappa! Hits From Sharp Wits. tell any lecturer a fe und obedience—and to whom and what? things.—Toledo Blade. ” la womanly. edges at the front. The er And you may find her tn the bosom back {s quite plain, Gat of her family, tn the office, in the shop, in the factory, JUST AS OFTEN Bor every woman is hat she THINKS she rred to of the family that Is “honored and reepected” would Detter reflect with Shakespeare: y ain a 2 That which we One reason why a flat ts bad for family life 4s that the man can find nothing to do about the place except wipe the dishes for the missus,—Chi- cago News, | eee Fashion experts announce that bangs can be fitted either by 8 of little tucks er ‘The exirt io eesentially tailored and consequently Je Paderewsk!'s fingers and Kubelik'’s wrist ere precious enough } fm thelr way, but last Saturday the kingdoms of the earth were small change compared with Brickley’s toe! me of gathers, will be the most modish part this T h e D a y’ Ss G 00 d S tor i © SG f | seasons hatsdrens, which eran ® reer br snr ether Fame would adanted to suiting @m- | bi te ch th . as sweet.” er relative 4 is j peck be watch the noise. Milwaukee amet J Ret TALS, TEAR saclaley anditsak tea A It, poplin and heavy eke eee NGE Echo as Alarm Clock. Strabismus, Another angle in the proverb about But that there are some character- As well as wools, The rT) OT, mop," sald Christie MeeDonsld, HR judge bad the misfortune of being crow. the early bird and the worm is found Initlon Sat mark, ihe FRAG said ‘twe're got five echoes im Sontlend, but they ered, na beat your American lier. “ JOR LADY is evident Some of these are as follown: the revult of times wae rathir in the tory of the two Boston boys who trimming of buttons te Ove dey be hed three prian Re * were atruck by a meteor at 3 o'clock a smart one and Omt- | ae Amerie 128 8 Wighiseter wire walking ma: | Whine bis, in the morning.—Cleveland Plain Dealer, A indy te one who siwaya gives the } day on the top of one of the Beotch mountain, | “What's your came? be inquired of the one Hanes At of the doubt tons this season ae t he Scotchman, wishing to impress the visitor, |to the left, ey ita Pear rae igh Produced _o famous echo to he heant in thet | “James Peterwoa,” promptly replied tie man ThE Toledo Hinde says it can Be lear Tile ame Fhe Ae F; teally, marvel emmy place, When the echo retumed clearly after | on the ght, the poetry In pumpkin. pie.”” We never words go with low minds, 7 y right. beauriful, measiy four minutes the prow! Scotchman, tum. tng to te Yankee, exclaimed y Is one who does not cast the t her erring sister, ‘The man on ¢he bench tumed around quickly, | know “1 wan not eddreming you, alr!’ he snapped, ing i For the medium @me “There, mon, ye canua show angthicg Wike| At thie the cme tn the contre, quaking ond ° dy is one who reforms only with "ond : that tm your country, tremlteg ih fea, ctamnerd Money ts the root of all evil—and we're pA the skirt will require “ "To which the other reviied: ‘I gues “ITT never opened my mouth, air." The ~Col ly ‘sone who turn a deaf ear to yi B14 yard S Detter that, Why, in my camp in ‘Wash, je dinging.—¢ jueble meats, fy B14 ds of material Whew 1 go to det I fust lean out of —_—_—_——_— na 1 | 7 Gow and cali out: “Time to get up; wake up: Speaking of Jealoup women, how about \ lady Is one who finds wisdom in her end eight hours alterwart the echo comes back Fixing the Blame. the Chicago woman who wants @ divorce mashermomnpn ne well as her woman | 5 Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegram, Just becauso her husband dreamed of 66 A. UNTIR, when you wore @ yours irl hin firat wife, who {a dead?--Topeka ‘ware 70s very ponttyt" | Btate Journal, 3 “Yea, my doild, very prety," | eee 5 cee asset, Ewes the tate of tne, Th@ g004 01d times seem to have| By Rai abborhoed,"* been so much better because people ex- “Dide's ay young men over came Go call on | Pected lese.—Albany Journel, the lower e6a@ and @ inemes. itern No, sose ta | cut in sives from 9 to Mt in es waist mens: Pattern No, 8086—Two-Piece Skirt, 24 to 34 Waist. ure. A lady Is one who does not «ive or- ders unless ahe knows how to take them. A lady je one who makes allowances ures. In the dim figures over the altar of Santa Maria di Frari he thought he| for her husband's mother, saw evidences of a master hand. One| A lady ie one who expecte servants Colclough Wilson, had in ite possession the atest yout” “Ob, yes, wy deer, Lote of them,” married? ete oe Prepeesd to me, my dew,” “Why pot ‘3 don't teow, But Sve ee ‘. ‘ee 8 A bee must fly forty-eight thousand Them suatie, why io it Mt yee never | miles to gather a quart of honey. But | ising ite treasure. thon @ dee never has any engine trouble. Toledo Blade, eee F= almost three centuries Venice painting of ‘Mtian, one of the three masterpieces of the world, without realy To Count Cicognara belongs the honor of its rescue from obiivion—practically its discovery. He became President of ® ‘< the: ave teen the igh east Gat ema 3 te better to walk free of debt the Academy of Fine Arts in Venice in| low speed her upward, where the Father young — s ray re than to ride in an automobile debtor, 168, and spent much of his time in| of Ali welcomes her with oustretched rom =~Albany Journal, searching Out lost and forgotten treas- | arms, oe em cat i ° or wer Te ry -. Passed then canvas, and revealed to his nished gaze the glorious colors of Titian, Tt represents the Virgin rising trom her tomb to heaven, The Apostice be- to serve, not to slave. her standard. sympathetic hand. A lady is one who does not condemn those who are not living according to A lady fe one who does not withhold Call at THE BVENING WORLD MAY MANTO DURBAU, Donald Building, 109 West Thirty-second’ Bren), corner Sixth avenue end Ti: .