The evening world. Newspaper, November 19, 1913, Page 16

a ri JOSEP! PULITZER, cos Poblishing Company, Nos. 48 to w. New York President, 67 Park Row, Troaeurer. § ESTARLISHAD BY ve Published Vaiiy Lxcepi sunt 6) Var RALPH PULITZR JOSHUH PU LITZER, Ir. Fy tne Post-Ofice a Gubseriy' © Phe kvenit Worla « ted States One Month .. ii su Qne eNO, 19,083 GUY FAWKES WOULD SHUDDER IN NEW YORK. | How do you know? \ f if there 4 er city on earth where! langero.- nup in sueh free-and-easy fashion in all sorta | of places. Two months azo a “strange old man” left a wooden box in the back room of a Washington street barber shop. The proprietor of the shop knew vg of the contents of the box save that it was marked “he dry.” As the strange old man failed to call for it the barber pried off a| piece of the cover and found one hundred sticks of a which the Bureau of Combustibles later pronounced beyond all ques- tion the true and genuine stuff. Enough dynamite to blow up a block lying about in a) nondescript box that anybody might hare started to knock | to pieces or throw into the street! The ease with which strange old men or anybody else can get hold of forty pounds of high explosive to tuck away in odd corners | of the city is app | Is dynamite sold in New York like cheese? pane cecal Barnes (s now runoing with Murphy and Huerta in the great goras-you-piiase —and—when, ane th ane SPEED THE MAILS UNDERGROUND. 1 GOVERNMENT protest against limiting the speed of auto) N mait trucks in this city should be allowed to prevent the | he Folk ordinance by the Board of Aldermen. York lus seen enough of the consequences of permitting mail vane to tear through crowded etreets like fire en- pass Ect New huge mot gines or ambulances Fire engines and ambulances are at least in the hands of capable, trusted drivers speeding on errands of life-saving. ‘Twelve lives crushed out in the streets since Jan, 1 have convinced New Yorkers that the auto mail wagon puts on speed not to save life but to destroy it. Singularly enough, some of the men who formerly drove these wagons are now under arrest accused of plots involving dynamite and murder. By all means put the auto mail truck under ordinary city speed regulations. It may hasten the day when mails in New York will be shot to and fro between stations and post-offices through pneu- matic tubes, as in London, Paris and other up-to-date capitals. The present system has proved itself cumbrous and deadly. —— If red tape and worry harass and age a man, pursuers of tickets for the Harvard-Yale football game and for the Metropolitan Opera ought to be easily identified by their snowy locks, +2 THE PERFECT COP. ROUKLYS has produced the perfect “cop.” B He stands six feet gix inches in his stockings and even when he takes them off hNtill weighs 220 pounds and throws a forty-three-inch chest. He is only twty-swo years old, but the police surgeons who examined him said he was 4X quost nearly perfect young | recruit they seen and ratedehim at™Q0 per cent, On top| of that, his head-piece carried him through a mitnta) examination | with a mark of 97 5 ' New York congratulates this young paragon on his ambition to become « policeman York police fore: 1 off good habits and level heads had ¢ a fine career to husky gong men with | Commissioner Waldo may be on t Mayor ought never to run the police force, Commissioner Waldo had considerable experience with a Mayor who did or tried to do| that same, and what Commissioner Waldo says*on the subject carries weight. dust the s hest hope of all for New York’s “finest” ia | the fact that o join them. young men like this Brooklyn prize specimen are keen es Vocal sounds have been transmitted by wireless across the At- lantic. What a boost for international harmony! as of teh and stamped with the date ef thetr being put in storage, ‘The law also requires that they be stamped with the date of thelr removal from storage, 80 that the consumer may thereby know just what kind of foodstuffs he t# purchasing, In- spectors were appointed from the ctvil service list to enforce the law, What have they been doing for the past year? Whom shall we blame? In the face of 80 many useless bills becoming lawe tt luy, should be ening World Van Winkle had gone to eep in 19% and should wake up now he would screeching up @ tree nes our women es would have Jailed thelr owners in He'd also refuse ‘to Ddelieve his eyes and cars at the theatre and would grab his hat and sae fear lest the suow was about to| \be raided, Also the . ory of England's incredibh Lmilitants would seen ButT seems too bad that such a worthy plece thed find ven stl wearing the i lof legiwiation as the Brennan Cold dregs sult and foolish, uncomfortable Storage law aparently @hould lie dor- iderby and in p hist 4} inant FLORENCE BRENNAN, binding the: ks in the Larne ee al velers cotter, Wom Meena k: ve Kvening World snook. Hut mer ery to hin od, |” Here is the sulution to the coal shov- oe taailio felling problem: A ton of coal welghs Mo m® pounds; A, shovels @ ton in five eh aos of minutes, refore in one ininute, he ‘On whe pounds. B, shovels « ton Dey ninuics. jie therefore in one * shovels 200 pounds, C, shovels To the Baitor e n Aftecn minutes, 1 I Teeth in One intnute ane RN hank ove 1b 1-3 pounds. A, B, and ©. Jength of aca what therefore, in one minut, y lg : ¢ whovel tate Department of Healta ts 1 is; this amuunt divided into ‘ storage W. gives the answer 2841 minut these 4. , : a bitter |two 17-1 seconds, which inthe which ws shay all Et ray It (ee atrugsle © « mopolists (wrose repr te bave pene J even the Executive | ion Albany, and Whoee lobby> |qo the Fe fate flooded the Assembly and Senate! ts u Crambers), 's this law to die, or is tt] the fe eentinue as a monument to him who | country, regardless of whether his par- _— Despite everything that has happened, the New! coosrten, N he right track when he says the O where 3 from Indiana, resided, Jook on, breakfast - ‘eign against Mrs, Dusenberry's side of orway. World Daily Magazine, Wednesday, November 19, Jarr Tony, the © in summer), came up out of th issic Hepler, delivering @ late jeut order in a hurry to Mra. | {isittingty, little Johnny Rangle, Atbert the strect sweepe Iso putined. . wat adji “What's asked little Izzy Slavinsky, who was giv- ng his fathe! Hits From Sharp Wits. | Miladi Augusta © Two may spend tovilebly, wil not thw nel. ‘Tell a air Will « wubject. ‘Whens ‘The tello preated it? All crates of gga, a8 well jents be of foreign birth or nyt? Ry dy hg “ Sr. a expects all TR mpd 13, by The Prese Publishing OU, (hie New Kork Evening Woral), the way to school little Wi id ie sister Ham in front of the ground floor flat, rm. Di Michae) Angelo Dinkston, 3. Instructor ip Mimeography. Won't Miss Wilson be surprised when she gets hor wedding present from the | Hous | ‘The ‘nation full of crises and at the same time settle the Thaw case,—Baltimore American, knock you down; bet you @ quart TA Tango Dip conwex Altogether, the little things—what is they?" | Pointed on the Loppes nberry. the old lady) Iman (Tony, the iceman, rea to! For Mr, Slavinsky, isting @ small # ‘The sign read: ‘mimeography,’ popper?” ra hand with the fob, oe e certainly has tts hands! It must pacify Mexico | there's one consolation—' the smaller the the al mortgage.—Commere Appes) (Mem- poiad. | eee One orator in New York that his understanding abov+ it is that if| you “call a man @ liar in the south he will shoot at you, in the West but in the Hust he'll you can't prove it" hronie . . live well on what one may ‘Phose who cannot stand prosperity | ve at long.—Alvany Evening | eee 1 she te an an, ou 10 keep ha I, and ahe i On the @ Woman knows @ secret | she makes every word tell. cee who is riding hie hobby the world to get out of bis Nome “Pertods and com Uttle Taxy Slavinel “Well, they all cost just the same © Jetter—for what you lose in gold leat on'a big letter ike that feller’—and he Albert. and he pointed to ty e 2, oh Oavanent. 1918 4 £3 ere Res ron rene ety 698 1913 | scm eleven airtight gold leat letters bound in brass and t Kenooine gold leaf letters it's fifty-two letters, And! ata) . poppe: to <> letter M—"you make up, little perlums and common punctuation st Copyright, 1013, by The Prem Publishing (o, (The New York Brentng World), Just Around SOUGHT my Heart's O’er hill, and I And turned—and met h Just around the corner! 1 sent my Ship across the seas, Weighed down with I looked for her with Until the day grew la! I turned my foot-steps home, A bsad-eyed, silent scorner; And there, 1 found my Ship—in port!— Inst around the corner. At} I sought my Love, through years and years, With glowing hopes and high; ‘That Love had passed me by. And then, when Time had etilled my sighs, And I had ceased to mourn her, Love smiled—fiom out Just around the corner, Ob, futile tears, and wasted yeare! Youth will not und That all it dreams, through hopes and fears. Jdes waiting, just We peek, afar, gay Fortune's smile, In dazzling robes Yet Love and Life wait, all the while, I read in every distant ster. My radiant destiny; But Fate eluded me, alas, Until I had foresworn her, AHHH HSIN AKASAKA ASSSALASBAAA MARA | Mr. Jarr Is Soon to Be Initiated Into ‘‘Mimeographic’’ Mysteries CHK KC KKK KKK KKK KKK EL Le EE CE EE “What's he gonna do with it?" asked/ eight cents for the brass bound glass in Albert, the street sweeper, leaving his|adwance before I give the order to Sin-| broom his wheeled can and com-| keywitz to make up the sign. Ther Ing up on the pavement knocking the/an artist for you, that Sinkeywits! It | ashes out of his pipe, ‘what's he gonna/ain't nothing to him if a langwitch for do with it?” & sign ie in Yiddish or Eyetallan or “Do with what?” asked Mr. Glavineky,|Engligh or Chinese, Sinkeywits can Aix aa he cai in ' ‘ully screwed the giase sign tt ui in 5 ything like fortune telling’ asked Mrs. Hickey, the janitors -vife, | coming out from the hall and speaking | to olf Mra. Dusenberry, who had come, ‘to the front window and was now peer- |ing over the green window box of frost bitzhted geraniums and nasturtiums at) the sign. Bless your heart, Mrs. Hickey, 1/ don’t know no more'n you do about It. | As long as it ain't nothin’ immortl (1 Tam red it ain't), I says to Mr. Din n: ‘Go ahead, only I don't wan! any shooting galleries or anythin; that in my front parlor.” Bu‘ ime hie word ‘t was nothing bu! ing the sign language.” “But whatever it is, he told me he ain't going to Join the Uptown Business | Men's Agsociation,” said Mr, Slavinsky. | OMicer Costigan came along at this! point and dlepersed the crowd that now | blocked the at And Mr. Michael Angelo Dinkston, just turning the cor- ner, avolded inquiries from those the Policeman was prodding in the back to make them move on by slipping into Gus's through the alde entrance. “That's a swell sign, remarked Mr, Slavinsky, who entered Gu just behind the mimeographist ‘But, mind you, if somebody hits it with @ rock it'll crack. We don’t guarantee “Well, with whatever tt ts," mumbled “What I care what he does with it? Ho's crazy feller, and I got my eighteen cents a letter and a dollar the Corner, Desire, afar, vale, and sea; | letters don’t tarnish.” “For what it ts, this new business you gonna open up?" asked Gus. ‘Tt ain't curling feathers—because they ain't curled any more. My wife Lena is got | sister what had a feather curling busi * ness" —— ‘1 have quit the EMclency Engineer- \ing fiel Mr. Rinkston interrupted Gus to explain, “I have quit the Efficiency Engineering field to place oral commun!- \cation on a more economical bi jother words, I shall endeavor t tute a waste of words by @ minimum of gesture. My method ts founded on the sign manual of outer and inner tribal communication among many of the ab- original peoples. As a student of an- thropology you must comprehend the value of mimeography?" Guy blinked. "To instance,” continued Mr, Dinks- ton, And he placed his hands, palm to palm, under his left ear, inclined his head, closed his eyes, then opened them 4 closed them a. er face to face, golden freight; every breeze, I dreamed through days and nights of tears, an old friend's eyes, {a rabid wolt. jewitt and certain death. In the ruined hut crouched Bruce, hie earn atrained for the approach of tte foes. And as he ! id there hia tired senses centred at last @pon the only living creature in sight. This was @ spider. The insect was dangling from a rafter young feller” | for nothing except the airtight gold-leat | No. 14—A Spider Whose Web Spinning Led to a Wer Liberty. WORN out, beaten soldier crouched iu the shadows of a tumbles fo; down hut on the Irish isla: was forfeit. Thera was not The fugitive was Robert Bruce, | Without an army, a patriot whose country was in chains. Here, in brief, |are the events that led up to his crowning misfortune: Scotland for years had been overrun and bullied by England. Brave |6cots from time to time had struggled in vain to shake off the English William Wallace, for instance—man of the masses and one of the , Purest patriots the world has known—rose in revolt in 1296. He yoke. the Scotch peasants to his standard {him) and warred gallantly against England until he was crushed by sheee weight of numbers. Then Robert Bruce (or Robert earl whose father had been an ally of from Wallace's dead hand and strove to keep it allght. Better born than Wallace, he succeeded in rousing more of the nobles to his ald, Bruce was crowned King of Scotiand and he strove te free his country from the English Invaders. A KI the force of numbers prevailed. Bruce’ destroyed. His three brothers were hanged and his wife imprisoned. He himeelf was driven into hiding on this Irish telat by means of its own wed. It was not floor, but was swinging itself and the web violently to and fro like a pendulum. Bruc idly watched the spider. He #1 to one aide to attarh its thread of web to one of the hut's walls. seemed imposs¥ele Again and again t tiny strength. And every time it fatled Six times It gathered momentum and made the swing, only to tumble back Bruce, being a man, knew himself hopeie: being only @ crawling mite, had not sense enovgh to understand defeat, but unsuccessful. stubbornly kept on. After the insect’s sixth failure to reach the into Bruce's mind. Should the spider si Parent impossibility—the throneless Kin, an omen (the Scotch were great on “omens”) and woul’ strike another blow for his country. Breathiess, seventh effort. Out swung the thread, eeemingly by @ mi Bruce, rejoicing as though at a si hiding place. He eluded the searchers ‘hie surviving followers were gathered. until In a few months he ha: ‘The war was on—a war Bruce attacked one English force after another and stormed one Engiish- held castle after another, avolding the risk of losing all by any one battle against odds that might prove too heavy. His repeated petty victories army. In @ year or Then, in 1814, King Edward of En against Bruce to crush him foreve: The Day’s Good Stories. His Manifold Aspect. MALL BOY—Mamma, fe it really true that the devil has hore and a club foot? ‘The Mother—Ab, my dear, sometimes the devil appears in the shape of @ tery bandsome tnd chveming soue man, s)—Ob, mums! Too're une, sia “Sao oS A Stretch. LARGE 024 pompous pemon, wearing © Jong coat, yellow sjate and @ congenial! areer for sere: me made hiswelt ebaoriows arvind « Washington hotel a bit ago, ‘He announced he was from New York, ragged the bellboye, jawed the clerk, cussed the eertice, roared at tho food, complained about hip room and the elevator end tbe teiepbone and the tar and everytliing ela One afternoon be walked over to the porter end said: “Here you, I'm going to quit thie town end go tack to New York, where I can get ome decent service, 1 erate in 0 parlor car oo train, Get me two sents, the station with the tickets, to ait to and one to put my feet tp.” ‘The soate were Geitrered at the trate fust before o'clock New York ently, phy or the sign language, that it has een very cold for two sleeps—two ante." ‘What foolishness!” snorted Gus. iThere ain't no such thing as eign Iai erstand, | at hand, suage| ‘Well, what does this meant” asked ‘Mr. Dinkston, holdine up two fingers adorn her— 1 No, 8078—Blouse In Kimono Style Call at THD EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION BUREAU, Donald Building, 100 West Thirty-second street (oppes ‘te Gimbel Bros.), corner ordered, man hunt was out after him. For, in those days, the reward for unsuccessful patriotism was the fugitive watched the epider gather momentum for the ft reached the wall. cleared of ite English garrisons. Bruce met the English at Bannockburn and there routed them with terrific slaughter. Having freed Scotland he invaded Ireland and was crowned Ki: country as well. The spider's plucky example had led not only to war but te | Uberty. -|bowever, the tired Little head sank beck on the The May Manton Uo, (ite New dors Brenig World), nd of Rathlin one day in 1307, The He was a failure. His very life it a shred of hope left to him. a King without a throne, a general thered (most of the nobles would not fois the Bruce, as he was called)—ea England—snatched the torch of Mbert But once more ‘Ss army was ecattered and practically ind and wag hunted as men might hunt banging quiet or trying to drop to the aw it Waa striving to swing far enough The task he spider awung outward with all ite to come anywhere near the wall. y beaten. ‘The spider, all, a fantastic resolve flashed ucceed on the seventh attempt—an ap- 1S woul! accept it as an example and weighted with the epider's body. And The spider clung there victorious. ign from heaven, went forth from his and made his way to where a few of He rallied more and more men to him, new recruits flocked to his two the gre: part of Scotlang was sland, with a mighty force, marched of that {t patted out, One of the onate wes te cor Mo. 8 and the other was located tm car Me, 4.—Get- wiey Dvening Post, pt nl SE When the Comet Brayed. T was in the time of the comet, and when in 4 ftate of anticipetory excitement his father wakened aud carried him to the root Bobty ‘was too eoundiy asleep to understand the ottus- ton property, sare the Chicago Record-Herald, ‘Wake up, eon, wake up!" cried his Cather, ook up and see the comet!” ‘The lond bray of a donker, coming at that moment, cansed Bodby to open his eves, Speedily, father's shoulder, “Oh, Bobby," maid his mother, anzionaly, "uo wake up, dear! You'll be eo sorry if you mies essing the comet,’ “E eced 49," murmured Bodby drowstiy, ant again sank into uncousciotsness, 10 this comtl- tion lie was carried heck to bed, Next morning Bobby roused early and, creeping bed, bewan to play in the sunahine, Pree- Uy he heart @ donkey braving. Netened ; then, rushing to bis mother's bedaide, 7 There goer the comi Fashions H in ANAND ERE ie a blouse the in vers pet surplice fashion, theve is a pretty roll- ing collar finishing the neck edge and the sleeves are loose der the arms and give A ragian effect at the a ane is pretty with > tailored suit” or \d #8 and also w Sharming with ler match to make @ ‘imple gown, ttle ne be the ae material, but aro &@ mreet sills and wool that are to many mixtures ked for simple ocea- tions and net te @ pronounced — favorite Separate blouses, i one made of that thin material woul® be pretty with the dtm ine of silently heavies net trimmed with jees insertion or treateg fn some similar For the medium the blouse wilt ge: autre 23-4 yds, a7 op 36 In. wide, 24-4 wide and ry for the 44, with 3-4 yd, a7 te collar No, 8078 te cut in sizes from & to 42 inches Dist measure, , 34 to 42 bust. Sixth avenue and Thirty-second strest, om receipt of ten cents in cols op: