The evening world. Newspaper, November 12, 1913, Page 20

WA. + at top speed in his shop, @ man who “Even when we return from anywhere but a funeral—th’ first question we're asked |e, ‘How wuz th’ eats?” (Copyright, The Adams Newsgagar Service.) an address before Th’ Dry Veod League. “W: met only eat too much,” said th’ eminent speaker, “but we a devote too much time thinkin’ about eatin’. Some of us| cory Lie ie fied ontehen Am th ont ie a te ue Th’ gudlime beauty ¢ winter, when all tle of glistenin’ white, te entirely lost because succotash is owt o' geason, Instead eat alone in peace while others eat at ome; some of prefer t’ dine al fresco vhere th’ elbows will have th’ free dom of a snare drummers, an’ others corner o' «ome cafe Where they kin gangle ther soup t’ music under @ pale green light; some je carte, while others go in fer a table de hote dinner where they kin loaf over @ ary Martini in happy anticipation 0° what'a t' come; fer others th’ long wide boardin’ house table with its pyramide 0’ botied messes bas ite charma— where you kin reach pro an’ con like @ Swiss bell ringer, ‘en’ where th’ gossip 0’ th’ day is passed around with th’ butter an’ th’ toothpicks. “Bver'where we jook there's a enti’ Fidors o' our great akyscrapere we fing th’ lunch counter, ‘Wherever ther’s population enough ¢' fi) @ few stools we find a great brazen coffee urn an’ o stack o buns. It's tntereatin’ t' watch @ Metle dried wp feller al! sorocched|o’ th’ down in @ one-arm cheir Hetleesly etirrin’ a mug 0’ coffee! dinner fit fer ae tiger. conditions in our neighberin’ republics don't out aay tee|when his father received a despaten | @& match gowns with th’ average feller, Th’ thing thate allus uppermost |iast night asking that enough money in Rie ming fe ‘Whet ere we goin’ ¢ have fer @inser |e cabled the American Consul m Len-| | BANNED BY THE BARTENDERS—Bartenéere’ Union of Poughiecpsie mor-row? don to pay his passage back, tas Gerbidéen the tarbey-trot and tango et tte ennual ball, “Ratin’ te GY paramount fesue im tts country f@ay.| The young man ieft home four weeks Mc raesaraegril Blace. In the cor-| While ever'thin’ lee that, goes ¢ make Mfe enjoyable has /ago of physicians, who GHALL HENOCOOPS BE LACENSED?! to the momentous question at the Goubied tn price in th’ last twenty years we euaresly ever | thou; bisa good, | Coming towa election tn Melrose, Macs, hear @ svermer abost anything except th’ tenium in price & meat. Hven if we got th’ theater th’ pleasure York with ROBERT ‘was cought stealing eggs from « hen house near Peske- evenin' ts not complete unless we top & off with aja return trip from London and suf-|Ril. The owner himeclf with @ shotgun ané captured both Hamm and Even when we return from a buel- | ficient money to iast several weeks. ecu. while he punches « large sticky coll & @omethin’ an’|neas trip or a weddtr’, ore visit ¢ Aunt Lide er ¢ Paris etudies th’ fantastic patterns in a tile floor. Th’ fret thing| er Rome—from anywhere out o & otranger does when he gits in « town fs ¢ look fer a good | we're asked is ‘How wus th’ cate?” ——— CAUGHT AS SHINDLER WHO POSED AS AGENT OF FIRE UNDERWRITERS Harold Hunt Jones Arrested at Home in Woodhaven After Being Indicted. —_—_— Faro Jones of Woodhaven, ut merchan: to-day and taken to the Crimhsl Cocrts Building. Aeristant District Attorney Weller accuses him of a new kénd of ewindle, for which he wae {n-/ dicted yesterday. | fMaire Mahion of Max & Mahieu, theatrical costumers of No. 2 West Thtrty-sixth street, brought about Jones's arrest. He visited the District- Attorner's office recently carrying & eck on the Chesca National Bank made out for 0 to the order of the bearer and tndorecd with the names B. Bennet and H. H. Jones. He told Mr, Weller that on Aue. 10, when fourteen machines were running Hant represented himself as Inspector Kennet of the New York Board of Fire Under- writers called at his place of tusiness, Imepected the certificate given him by the board and told him that he was casing more electric current than was provided for in the certificate He threatened to turn off the power, but Qnally agreed to accept $10. ‘With Detective Rafter of the District- Attorney's office Mr. Mahieu went to Woodhaven, where J. C. Skelton, @ groser, sald he had cashed the check for Jones. Jones was found and a rested. Wr. Malieu identified him as “Bennet,” the inspector. Other oom- plainants came forward, until now there are twenty against the man. Ascording to Mr. Weller he has infor- mation which leads him to believe that Tones in the guise of an inspector vis- Red two or three places a day and took im each anything from $8 to 615, accept- ing & $9 signet ring from one Jeweler, Hig movements have been traced back tor two months. Mr. Wellor is especially anxious to know how Jones came by a list prepared by the Edieon Company and showing the “names and addresses of all firms where tepaire to electrical equipment had been made or the service had been increased, Se POCKETS FULL OF “DOPE.” Kelly Says Thought Package Contained Socks. A man, whose eyes were dlackened and whose face was scarred and bruised approached Detectives Nelson and Foley 21 the Elizabeth street station to-day and told them that if they would arrest Kelly, better known about China- “Dublin” Kelly, they would find of the cocaine supply of the dimtrict. ‘The detectives were interest- sd, becuuse Lieut. Burke, in charge of she district, has been worried for a week to find out where Chinatown hang- tre-on were getting the drug @ince the regular cocaine peddlers were driven away 4 month ago, They found Kelly in front of No. 12 Bowery, Warned that he was a prize fighter and quick on his feet, they taught him first and told him of his werent afterwa In hin pocket they found thirty-three pill boxes filled with cocain “I have been framed,” Kelly indignantly, 4 there was cocaine tn that package, I iicked & man in « ght in a West Birwet club last week, and to-day one of his friends came to me with this Package and told me it held half @ @ozen pairs of silk socks, which would De useful to me in the clog dancing acts T do in moving picture theatres, 1 paid § cents for the lot.” ves were not impressed by ate me The detecti Galigie airy and bcked exclaimed | © *I did not knew| They end the headache, biliousn ess, ‘eat national curse tay ts over-eatin’” de-|1n efter years ia th’ coffee. Many folks form ther whole prefer th’ secluded folke like ¢ dine a ZELAYA HERE INCOGNITO; DENIES WISH TO 60 BACK Former Nicaraguan President Blames Yankees for All His Troubles, Gen. J. Santos Zelaya, depowed dicta- tor of Nicaragua, ‘s at a Broadway hotel, virtually incognito. He arrived on the Oceanto last Thursday, as “J. Santos Zealasa," which, however, may have been @ misprint in the ‘passenger ‘Uet. With Zelaya ts his former consul tn Engiand, J. Mecias, At the same hotel also is Gen, Altshul, who was his gen- who says he is @ commission | 4a) saviser in New Orleans during his in inks, Was arrested at higspeeaidency, Since his arrival he has entertained a number of ale former aa- sociates, including Dr. Lala F. Corea, former minister at Washington, and Dr. Julian Irie, formerly his minister gea- eral. There have been rumors thet clays contemplated a revolution in Nicaragua aguinat the incumbent President, Adolfo Dias. These stories he characterises as “humbug.” He even goes go far as to Assert that he would not go back to his country on a unanimous call from the Nicaraguane. ‘The Nicaraguan Government, he says, is now a “Yankee establishment” He attributes all his troubles to this Gov- ernment. It fe @ fact that the revolt which resulted in his replacement in the Presidency by Juan J. Eetreda was aided from Washingtea, following the @ammary execution, by the dictators order, of the Americana, Leonard Groce and Leroy Cannon. The four years eince hte deposition Zelaya has spent in Baroelona, Spain. —_—_—_ REPUBLICAN DELEGATES IN THE SAME OLD WAY ‘WASHINGTON, Nov. 13—The Law Committee of the Republican National Committee, appointed last May to de- termine whether or act the National Committee has the power to change the syatem of representation in the National Convention, met here to-day. ‘Those present were Charles B. Warren of Michigan, Chairman; James A. Fowler of Tennessee, Representative J mes FR, Mann and Roy West of Mt nots and Sherman Granger of Ohio, The committee by unanimous vote decided that the National Committee has not the power to change the sya- tem of representation, but can call « National Convention for that purpose A report to this effect will be made to the National Committee when it meets jac. 16, purpose of the’ proposed change in the ayatem of representation te to reduce the number of 4 tes from the Southern States, where the negro in the selection of delegates to ational Convention of the Repub- ean party, but mot at the polls os election day. No odds bow bad your liver, stomach or boweis; how much your head aches, jousness and sluggish intestines- e get the desired results wi Pol ata!le ar’ watoh fer th’ first pale sickly rhubard ¢ show up. - ‘Th’ ever ehangin’ beauty o’ th’ landecape an’ ti chaotic |tyn knew of young Green's plight was PALE BLUE HAIR hee appeared tm Parte in o now fe0 for weartag wigs & THE EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDAY, NovEMeré te, ere, ‘ MILITANT WOMEN DON’T BE FAT BROKER CABLES CASH NT BE FAT TO GET SON FROM JAIL USE BOMB AND FIRE} "To BE SLENDER AND BACK TO BROOKLYN Cactus House n Manchester Park alin ae the Bi onf » eran a ; '. much Blown Up and Mansion Near | Siscontfort, end Soest," Bristol Burned Out. | Police Say Green Had Enjoyed |"""* “™** 0% Se srowers whe sur seo many Peenute are wold for @ aickel Hospitality of. Hotels and discomfort and unsightliness, should oid all drugs desi toreduce weight ane LONDON, Nov. 1%.—Militant guffra- gettes were at work in several parts of | Couldn’t Pay. News Oddities NEEDN'T LICK TOUR OWN STAMPS—Posta) clerks wil] paste the stamps on Christmas packages this year when @o requested, according to an order of Postmaster-General Burlewon. ‘igorous exercise, dieting ‘ id massage may temporazily reduce \ Great Britain Monday night and succeed- ed in doing a considerable amount of fleshiness, only to return later. The only simple, absolutely safe treatment lender figure is to bath damage. Thinnt "he ‘The cactus house at Alexandra Park,| Thinning Salts, These fai “| salts are unexcelled and are a) d Manchester, containing @ coftection| by ycures of medical authorities, A po at $60,000, wae badly wrecked bya series of home bathe —fiteen or more— wi issolve fat from fleshy, muscular Begbroot, a fine mansion near Bristol, |tissue and improve health. No diet- wae gutted by fire, and the pavilion of @ or exercising necessary, Absolutely the Bowling and Tennis Club at Catfor4.|free from all harmful, ingredients. in the southeast of London, waa burned| Clarks Thinning Salts are sold by all down. leading drug and department stores. FORMER AMBASSADOR KERONS was docked $2.8 because in returning| O7 the scene of all these outrages f auf BT | Twenty-four packets to a box, Seud to St. Louje from Austria he went by way of Washington, fifty-seven miles | Wantities of auffrage ‘Iterature ond) to» Booklet. WOMENS “SMOKING COSTUMES” tn chiffon velvet are advertised. Man will goon Se several laps behind in the march of progress. FIVE HUNDRED FACTORY GIRIA in Chicago, from fourteen to aixteen, Geclared they preferred work to going to school, Money will be cabled to-day to James Feder Green of No, 6% Fifth etreet, Brookiyn, to relieve his embarrassment HASHVILLE MAN, seventy-three years old, sues for a perpetual infunction restraining his gon and granddaughter from visiting him exoept on specific {nvi tation. bles trom London say James Feder |garther than the shortest route presartbed by law. tated wt BO Se! col Amaigrissant Clarks Corporation, Green was remanded ia dati in Bow Sele merican M utacturers, trip or a weddin’, or a vieit t’ Aunt Lide or ¢ Parle er Reme—from |street charged with fraudulently o- TED GERMANT—Because @ poticeman stared ‘ ey at Peace, aw! $9 Broadway, New York City /f fi ‘ taining aredit to the amount of #2 i Wo utes awed Qeal dle get (we Weeks to Jail for inguking the matesty ef the| ATHENS, Nov, i—The Greek and a Londoun Hotel, the Strand. He en- | oo" Turkish peace delegates reached ani SUNDAY WORLD WANTS resturtm, en’ th’ only thing he remembers abeut th’ town | gaged o room, had dinmer and juncheon agreement yesterday on all €nd then said he had pe monep, points under negotiation, WORK MONDAY WONDERS. impression o' « city by ite coffee. Th’ best advertisement| Green told the Magistrate he @evetied GREAT AMERICAN DESERT-United Gtates te two-thirds “Gry" Bre in th’ world fer any town te « good resturiat at th’ depot. |aret clase to Londen @ few Gaye age, |Wibitoaicts eocest, ‘Th’ only thing eome folks ever aesociate with th’ Gelights|put hie money ran ehert. A polices de oaaaeyem tective eaid Mr, Green had enjeyed the ‘WHE anmeé after Jaci Juhnem, « segs pusiliet, artificially catered, ike ever in @& grandeur o our astumnal eotortn’ te ether “DEAF AND DUMB” beggar, after being tecked up tn Cambridge for atx voloe that could be heard @ bioek : i WOMAN IN BLOOMERS PAINTS UNION HOME WHILE CROWD STARES High on Ladder, Manufacturer’s Daughter Seeks Health in Exercise. Omega Oil For Pains in the Back - ~ WALTHAM, Mass., Nov. 12—A crowd | was attracted to the building ef the Waltham Christian Union by @ young woman, clad in dlomers and @ boy's Dlouse, standing high on @ tadder, paint- tmg the building Ike @ master house Detater. Ghe was Miss Edith M. North- Top, twenty-three years oi, daughter of Herbert N. Nerthrop, a Beston man- ‘efecturer. Last apring Mre, E. P. Worth, head of the Waltham Christian Union, in- Guced Miss Northrop to come to Walt- dam and try by outdoor work to regain her heath. Ghe spent the entire summer at the union, digging in the garden and a ether labor which kept her tn the open. Some time ago it the union building a When Miss Northrop heard ef this she volunteered to undertake the work. “Women can help themscives when they want to do anything,” Lays <r sey Miss Northrop. “I will shew painters around here that I cas paiat @ house as well as they can.” Migs Northrop is e@ graduate ef the Gorgon Theological School of Boston, ——_——— ASK BANDAGES FOR LEPERS. Bethesda Hi Is tm Need of Matertal. Tee Bethesda Lager Home ts tn weed of bandages, When the nurses get out of bandages they have to atart washing the old ones used on the lepers’ wounds, This has resulted in the death of more thaa one of those patient beings who are ever ready to jeopardize their chances of ving for the sake of humanity, The Home (s very much in need of Dandages and those who desire to assist them in this manner can send their 016 Mnen, cheesecloth, old sheets, pillowslipa, in ¢act any uncolored material they might have to the office, Room 110, World4 Building, from which place they will be forwarded to the Home, Those ‘Who are willing to send role of ban- Gages instead of bandage material must see that such rolls are pot la) than two or three inches tn diameter, while the bandages must ‘ve from two to three inches wide, The name and address of the sender should be placed on the package, other- wise acknowledgement of receipt is im- Possible, and especial care should be Pui a steaming hot toW- el over the painful‘spot CONSTIPATED, BILIOUS, HEADACHY? CASCARETS TONIGHT!—DIME A BOX how miserable and uncomfortable you are from constipation, indigestion, bil- you th Cas- RETS WORK WHILEYOU-SLEER | weed in the packing as the Home te « jong way from here, open the pores: then rub with Omeéa.Oil. Quick relief usu; ’ ally follows this: simple treatment. Tria] Bottle 1OS. dizziness, nervousness, sick, sour, gassy stomach. They cleanse your Liver and Bowels of all the sour bile, foul gases and constipated matter which is producin; the misery. A Cascaret to-night will straighten you out by mornin, 10- centbox keeps your cleat sweet, liver and bowels reg: feel cheerful and bully for months, ea