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— &he Se ae ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPIT PULITZER. ark Row, New York, dent, 62 Park Row, 63 Park Row ‘ary, 62 Park now the Post-Office at New ¥ NO. AL LET IT DO SOME ACCELERATING immediate and vital interest to New Yorkers, Tf this means business we rejoice with exceeding joy. We this Federation to get down to cases without an instant’s delay. been more grossly and brazenly done out of the service of its own laws through trickery and judicial delay. Tf the Federation wants to win ite spurs let it make a flying lea taxicab rights » to the aid of the city’s shamerully suspended oo The son-in-law is not always a despised institution. ——--<4=— HIS income tax will make us a nation of bookkeepers. was such a ciphering! Not at all a bad thing. Ike in figuring out their in- comes will be beguiled into figuring what they do with them, and this in turn may lead to sober thought and retrenchment all along the line. When we were young we used to he told that keeping a cash account would make us rich because it would give us the habit of setting down our finances and studying them. Uncle Sam’a income tax probleme ought to prove a help for such as have wandered far from early teaching. Adding up income is the nexi thing to adding up ontgo in ite effect on the critical sixpence Which Mr. Micawber declared means on the one side—happiness, on the other—misery. rl -— + Never Boston Wants to Make Ice.—Headline Is the Boston girl extinct? +-— IS IT ONLY AT NIGHT? LDERMAN COURTLAND NICOLL and his neighbors on) Park avenue succeeded in havfng held for trial the contractor who dispels their early morning slumbers with donkey engines and squeaking derricks, And thia though the policemen on the beat testified that nothing had disturbed their peace! So far, good. New Yorkers are beginning to rebel againat need- less noises at night. Presently they will bethink them that their nerves are sawed and scraped by sounds equally avoidable during + the da: All in good time we shall convince the Public Service Commis- Peles Dally Except Sunday by the Prees Publishing Company, Nom 68 & rh ws Bee | Tie Vvening Fer England and it and All Countries in the International and Postal Union, One Year... Year.. vee 99.8 One Month ¢ Mont) 5 FLYING START to ¢ Vederation of Civie Associations formed in New York this week to compel quick action on matiers important to the wel and comfort af the city! | Ten leading civic bodies, such as the Fifth Avente Association, the Highways Proiective Society, the Tenement House Commission and the Treeplanting Association. have banded together and elected @ president who har the right to ronnd up members at a moment's notice by telephoue or telegraph to tackle any subject that seems of heg Int LAID it ghow what ii can do toward speeding up the courts to give the town | the benefit of its taxicah ordinance. Never has the New York public | sa civic accelerator AND THE EXEMPT CAN ALSO FIGURE. EGGS SEVEN CENTS A PIECE I! KEEP a CHICKEN IN YOUR | | FLAT WHYNoT ? SEE WHERE | | | \ | | Ay Ge weather with a parcel of women when|sters’ ball and had later been carted sat len ~ The Evening World Daily Magazine, Wednesday, November 12, \ Now BE Good, CHICKIE, AND GIVE ONE To MOTHER. E Kala ak ok ahieh ol ol ol iok ak ool ol ok ook ad ook ol cal ok okt ool cot al ol ol el od cal ok el Mrs. Jarr Is Lost in the Forest! So Are Most of Her Best Friends SLSLKLSVALLLSKLAKMBLAMLLVLALLAELLAERMS the boardwalk at Atlantle City, Why. | { The Battle of 1913 w - By ALDRE PAYSON Copy rah by The Pree Pubilau ing Co, (The New York Keening We No. XI.—A Boy’s Drowsiness That Led to France’s Ruin. ij ECAUSE a boy fell asleep when duty required him to be wide awake, a war was brought on that made England the mistress of France, The boy was one of the pages of Cl It was his task to ride behind his royal | to carry, at a certain angle, the King’s lance. The page riding thus, one | hot day, went fast asleep In the saddle. As he woke with a’start, the lance slipped from hig slackened grip and tumbled forward. Down crashed the heavy weapon on King Charles's head. | The force of the blow and the shock, following close on a nerve-rack- ing experience Charles had just undergone, drove the luckless monarch crazy. And with the King’s loss of intellert began a series of events which ruined his kingdom. ny France had been at war with England, off and on, for centuries. Charles V., a shrewd ruler and skillful soldier, had almost wholly rid his realm of the English and then had sought to build up its war-weakened fortunes. But ‘he had died while his work was still incomplete; leaving his son, Charles VIL, @ {helpless child, wholly In the power of four corrupt uncles ‘These uncles wrought Industriously to undo all the good the Inte King had accomplished, They misgoverned France, they robbed the defenseless and they plundered the poor. ‘Thus, by the time Charles VI. reached manhood, he found affalre in a wretahed condition. | Ured by the wise old Cardinal of Laon and by Olivier | de Clisson, the King set to work curbing his uncles’ pow- \ers and repairing the havoe they had wrought. He chose level-hended coun- jellors—beink one of the world’s fret m n4 to select delegates of the com- mon people for his advisers—and began an era of reform. He redressed wrongs, cut down the heavy taxes, encouraged business and restored France to much of {ts old time greatness, Engiand, waiting eagerly for the right moment to strike her weak foe, te- jheld with dismay the returning strength and prosperity of France. No longer would the French prove powerless against their enemies. And plans for tnva+ sion were postponed, ‘The King’s uncles were almost the only people in France who did not rejetee in Charles's reforms. Each improvement in the country meant the lopping off of some of thelr iniquitous privileges. Having poisoned the Cardinal of Laon, they next incited, tn 1992, a murderous attack upon Olivier de Clisson, ‘The assasnin, Peter de Craon, fled to Brittany, The lord of that duchy refused to give him up, and Charles set out for Brittany at the head of a punitive expe- ditton. As the King was jogging along a forest roud his way thither, a man clad in white—a wandering lunatic, the country districts—rushed out of the woods, yelling “You are betrayed! The page, who rode behind the King, woke suddenly interruption. The lance he carried clattered down on Charles's head. ‘This, following on the heels of the lunatic's strange warning, shocked the King into insanity. ‘Whipping out’ his sword. © hurled himeelf at rles VI, the French King. master on journeys and eee Reform and Revenge. rns + at the head of his army, on such as infested aries shouted: “Down with all traitors! and his own followers, Four soldiers and courtiers fell dead under his frantic blows before the King could be overpowered. He never re gained his sanity, but lived on for more than a quarter of a centurst in close confinement, a raving manias with but a few half-luchd intervals, Playing cards are sald to have been invented with the {dea of amusing him during hie less violent moments. The King’s hopeless insanity gave his tnclas fust the chance they longed for, They neized the reigns of government and tn @ very short thme had so far destroyed France's power that the country Iay at the mercy of any! strong foe. England, across the Channel, watched keenly the growing distress of her rival, And, within a few years, she knew the time had come to strike, King Henry V. of England landed near Harfleur with a smull arn Khted down with »ppression and rent by dissensions, was in no fit shape to cope with the invaders, Henry seized Hartleur and then met the French tm the bloody battle of Agincourt. The English were outnumbered; but they won a mighty victory, and lost but 1,400 men to Franc France was Uke « giant utterly broken by ill heaith and bad itv King to withstand the The result of the eee Agincourt. Onna: ne, attack of a savage middleweight in the prime of condition. conflict was a foregone conclusion. In less than five years, Henry of England wae pra. French prestige was smashed, French power gone had gone to sleep at the wrong time. The Day’s cally! the ruler of Franee. nilirectly because @ lazy boy Good Stories. f he had the rheumatism already; and|off to the night court. No, he said, he|he won't even try to tango The Answer. [Re ancien eh pine ais sion that the bloodcurdling shrieks and grindings on street railway ‘ lo [When Mrs. Stryver had explained the {didn’t care to get lost in the Woods} “Well, how do you expect to Ket an| em ROK ‘THOMAS TR, LOUNSBURY of ¥ li A C Nay ded i pasa ca ‘ nutting picnic wae for her social ad-| be bitten by snakes, stung by wasps|old man to put two feet in the turke: P la @ foe to the purist and the pedant, oa] i, ines which the Commission pledged itself to abolish five years ago . vancement, because ft was one of Mrs,/and poisoned by the deadly upas tree | trot when he has one foot tn the grave ‘his brilliant eusays show, He who inaiets| Mra i are as needless now as they were then. Even a policeman might Jarre Astanitut ore tae were ha pe tanh or Polson oak or poison | asked ara. Jarr, snappishly “Any wa oo ating “To-morrow wil he Thamday" wil (9d | hanpene 1 i alk of the town, Mr. Stryver re- | tvy, . ‘arn, as the men won't go, we won't let| no chatopion in Prof. Lounsbury, velvet aut f were married, ~ grant the piled that he didn’t give a hang. “And never marry an old man, nol them! So there!" On a New England vacation the protesor, | Youngstown Cn a ey | ‘The inst time he hud attended one of matter how much money he has!” spoke || “When do we go?" neked Mra. Stryver.| F406 oUt serve the Take one gay and salty af 3 a Mra, Jart’s recherche affairs he sald up Mrs, Mudridge-Smith, ‘Mr. Smith’s| “we'll take vacuum bottles, of course?” | (¢fecs, remar . % So the Chief objects to Mr. Malone because he frittered away he had been taken to @ gunfight-gang- idea of an outing is to be wheeled over| “And wear short divided akirta with yi eeveee ua oa mec ainvars ae Cross- Examined. bis time trying to be a good Democrat! | cumpriais, 1618, by The. Prom Fobtiqune Co — | Moomers and leggings." sald Mra. Mud-| wnat tooks tike rain, profesor” he chuckiet The sald, con ata! bree aakahip comes eceee | (The New York Eseuing World) i ane at, who Imagined her terminal | «sq, ha! t've gt you there! What looks lik. questions, Who has been informing yout | : - 5 cilities drove ail beholders wilt with| raint* Ps Fean't tell sou, idee,” Raftery replied, Tt 66 D I have an idea! cried D D l g envy and delight—nccording to whether | “water,” Prof, Lounsbury answered, coll) —-|montin't be right to the juror, He didn’t. im NEW YORK THE WINTER CITY. | What. duahing young. matron, omestic lalogues ald beholders were women or men. | Walhington Str. re" am taluing. to 4 reporter OTT i (een ee Clara Mudridge-Smith “And we'll carry alpenstocks!" aid ; _——- “Rut you anked him questions,"* saidithe fudge LOBE TR PRS are setting out on their winter migrations, | ‘are thin!" continued tho ornate and Mra. Stryver. “I have a lovely one I No Use to Her. Swateatis \ io e ii | is y i vi opulent young wife wealthy and ‘rought from Switzerland, It has a as = . queathina, inate," socthed hess. NE fad ro are told that winter travel’ this) yeariwill be’ heavier Neseying OS husband: “otlentt lak cs Covrrigst, 1013, by ‘The Pree Publishing Co, ‘The New York Brening World) chamois horn on it. We'll all carry al |S (yore! HR: Ge NapereetlOg 8 nina iiss shaper belt atioe Ya v ") * dress, “i Jat one freynent wien summer travels decade ago; fave any men almet tet onr-nuttine| — Nimrod and His Diana, — | MA. ~Who beats ‘em up, x0 they penaiockn with bovauetn of viowtn tled| EA Mig ee drm. | Loge tat a frm Just the same nothing changes the fact that New Yorkers who |@xpedition be in line with other feminist] pape a, M, vod ee paved ik oe vay : ney | to oe ahi parts vibbens,) adoutt w Rater 1. ‘my question wae: ; aia . . ay 7 movement Viace—§ toat on Great South Bay: do eo Sala u ne joe have the cutest shepherdess| qa lecturer dewribes the clothes which “Whet will vou have to dein! "seattle Pest xo away leave behind them the finest, brightest, most inspiring winter | «1m agreed," wall Mee, Jarre “When sai h start clock call ghrtie across the atll.) Mr A. (laughing: iimmoderately) —| crank, covered with gold paint, that} women will be wearing one Nointred years from Inteligeneer, weather that any big city can boast. Grant all that can be said |! eaked Me. darr if he would £0) 00 eee Mena” Kame one on the fore| un Feuval a Tail ee bee Ciba : carried as tattle Bo-Peep at a fancy the woods wit eo exolatmed: | ward deck stretelien y ete tic Ocean, /dress party, I'll put a fresh bow of ageinst February and March, and New York, in the cold season, still | i Mie vents. Coast Lis Wet vale Lars autiausly? — Blanche,| Wouldn't they? No. We Just lle here] biue ribbon on it to show we are pre- The May Mant on Fashions. has every northern capital in Europe beaten to a frazzle, London is | #temed very anxi« to when I M Blanche, it's time to get up. Andiwale for Me Tmick, Sometimes they | pared ee any hardship and are ready rent spoke of it first, Just as a little outing We've got to get into the sink ” rough It!" >, ,tecesn get In Paris it rains all the time, Berlin is sombre and |j, the autumn forests with the chil-| box before It's too light, you know ee A (reatilne ain ta thelaink are going after nuts, wild pecans “ue is snore arey. ‘or dazzling, tingling, stimulating winter days New York |dren* Mra, A. (whispering, toor-Ob, don't] POX-Oh, CT don't: care how long they} and almot nd pistache nuts—think . 8; 8 ie 4 8 sy Nowy Yo “ToAnd Mr. Stryver showed no enthusl-|you suppose Tve ke every min-| ike. It's Just divine lying out here|what one is charged for them In the an be. wor beneath stands alone, Europeans visiting us for the first time get blind AC Mie. MIRVVEE COnTARAeALLueA At Grertine? Loi to ted for] With nothing but the #ky above you, )stores!—ani we'll show we know how to eo lioia wet rete drank on our glorious air and sunshine. This was true enough, Mr. Str words, Why, it's great, sleeping with (Five minutes tater.) ent down the high cost of living!" Mrs. iy forme, but stale " ; 4 remarked he'd bo dashed if he'd go} ull your cluther and not bathing hee i OMias ik arab aR Jarr declared. Wass gives 4 touch of Let those who will and can afford it loll away the next few | pirooting through the woods this damp| when you get_up! ‘Thin i what they'| NeT@ comes a bunch now, T think! Now, | go after all of their very many prep smartios« to tne oos= ‘ . ian i Paeat ‘i you raise your foot way up in the alrlarations were read at months in sultry and relaxing climes, ‘The best city in the world to call “roughing it,” Isn't it, Cyplly? several times and lower it slowly, then! Mya. Jenk ieee ‘ . laine 4 ‘i = = ‘ -— Mr. A. (briskly)—Tt sure in, Say, you're: 7 sytatndd ra. Jenkins at Kast Malaria, n work in during winter is New York, a brick, Anne. Most women would bel ey think It's another duck flying down) wien they arrived at that delightful ae : Int and they ce 00. ial A ee Hits From Sharp Wits. Complaining hecaune there tant an etece| "io. the atool, and they come too. Leuba iheir exelted homtess Rave a. fh tin role plu F 4 ber ~ Afte leh, ‘tthou There's many a slip "twixt Peorla and Peterst hoard, ‘Yau're a Jolly, good sport dear,| The, !aea! ew do you know who's Paglech Weal Hiatt y yIXt Peoria and Petersburg . | ho ‘ou're a jolly, good . dear.) Around dvex started for The squarest things about some New] are you hungry Ag represented by i . x (Phe ducks aioroavh Mr, &. starte te oy * neoof vest York politicians are their jawe—-Mile} ota 4. enously)—Am T hungry ?| the whirring i e wr Kast Malaria it for the Waukee Sentinel listening to your duck], Miva. (rising upright: in the sink little or no atten att ee ett eee ; PND ed aes >| Woxi=Why, howe f you! 1 didn't ton n silks ahd peau 4 New York th i Havéane ment. wheat caken and cnttest| WuOW sou could home met “taking moving picture decane ew York de fk spares i‘ e * oul ne and peo c diffe yaa clean play for + ie” Why not Voy starved _,, | ple are doing #tunts, ane to makel eae Melarie and gaped Inditterent) Halt con an a Marine? Jeposit. Then 78 ib feet try that kind of a play on the otherg Mr. A. (stepping outside the cabiny—T'N| yon do that, Why, T think that's too |{¢ Procession xa It passed out of town, els To the Kaitor of The Kevning World Vox 4,804,080 Jos Th kind of poople and « Kt wouldn't? tell the man to Lesin cooking It now |olever of you for anything, Challlet (And, skirting the swamps Mts iy WI home ex-marine wate What) tone gives the t Maine help some” Cleveland Plain Dealer, He's kot to do it all on a little two-hole] Mr. A, (vociferously)—Lie down! Now [the new, cemetery, plunged in H chances there wre for a young wan of | Vig. sy Gang at Slee ee eeae eee oll stove, but it's SOME good when it's| you've scared every blooming one of jest primeval ax represented by Wilgu are of plain eighteen years Ae inde pee ton a done. them away. Don’t get up like that. Woods. ted walstcoat ts fin. chances of seel Ariuwes The molanchaly day Vifteen minutes later) Mra, A. (repentantlyy—Oh, Vim so sore | ‘But what have we got to carry the tuned with 4 L (Oh, aad and worst Mr, A. ooking at her plate)—You're| ty! T won't say a word from now on, fits in?” asked Mrs deuiins, "Deas ar aba 8 Veesident’s satury in etiam, | Wien in tie middie you part your Wait) oe eating a thing, What's the matter?| PI! Just soot me, we've forgotten th To the Eaitor of Tae ‘the To muke It go around Dou't you Ike the stuf, dear? Mr, A. (dramatically)—Here come Jere's a house over there,’ said Mrs A claims that Taft visite ¥ of President Wile | ymphis Appeal Mrs, A, Chastily)—Oh, yes, indeed! t's | *Ome Tent Oe. Take 7 a. Parr polating to a tambledown shack England during bis term of Preside: rn litional a!- * 9 8 all very palatable and nice, but | guess rd end fal fe thelr slender necks yt the edwe of the Woods, "Lat's hor- tlal oMice, B claims thay he did ot Necessary traveling ex-! Prof Hugo Muensterbere says that! I'm too excited to eat, I'd like to begin A. Uiisappointediy)—Only two out} row a tub pra or something of that Which is right’ NW, MAN BHRDICH think y than men. Those] the shooting. Why didn't you fir (NO | sort.” ‘d ‘The M vers I Deporte Problem. of Presidents of the Un ted | nt to ) husbands have to Mr. A. (persistently)—But tantt It a A hee HY ae foraerery “EUs Mis. Wilgus's place. She washes ‘0 at of The Keen n wat ensed in IST from § Vranseript lark, gitlie, eating breakfast on a dinky lh around,” explained Mrs, Jeukins. "We ela eaders 0,000 | 5 ick! Hi, Be ee racine vs ret i a Ta soe littl boat at GOA, Mt, way’ off from|y (coming toh, 1 couldn't |POrPOW A clothes basket from her Pattern No. 8076—Waistcoat with P eplum, Mt tlhe wadete Gelnetel Geposit worth $10 per ton. ee ita It rewuises the combined efferta of feverviody? Such # hearty breakfast.) peip it, dear. ‘They were such sweet] A teat woolly nondescript mongrel | isang 34 to 44 Bust, \e full mats fe 290 feet in teneti, 19 feet in cop "J two people to make a success of mar- | too; for you especinity, Unttle duc! Tt seemed a sin to deprive |dog, limping on three legs, bounded to-| seoarate peplum at the front and with simulated e Bites An suite ee Be | riage —Toledo Blade. Mrs, A, (nervousiy)—Oh, ye-ea, it's althem of thelr liberty, And thelr feath-| want them, emitting gruff woof! For the medium nize the Hited Waistcout will require ) 1-2 vardw of mate. and 87 feet in widts, end Is 20 per con fe Hhesider oe e ul lark, Are you almost ready|ers were a regular symphony of color!| woofs! at them rial 18 or 21 inches wide, 1 yard 36, 7-8 yard 14: the full waist oc pele) cowl, What is the yea p | to stant? T tried to be lke Diana; honest I] Mire, Jarr, a born leader of militant f 4 yard 36. ay “i with REN bho ‘ . fn the Value of the depo + Winerh A Chicago robber is dead froin a stab fs sae ies a Ferintnn vancalssane linteesintaly coenen |fas Ceiiouet 1 vard Teal, isk yard §6 i ‘ It fo @ simple aritiumesic vroblent, Fiat rot aed Bip he 4 woman's hatpin, The unprotected | ytry, 4, (stepping {rou the boat sine] Mr. A. (exasperated)—Great feminine expeditions, immediately opene |'° Petters No. AOTU Ia cut In alzen fom 74 to 44" inches Hust measure, 4» We Gnd the content in cubical tet, » Quoted it SIP Mrancis Galton'a le ie now @ legend of the past J—o this Is what they call a sink| Look at the way they're flying Aste SEW Ait CLD ciCoiRia) CAuntae || Gal at THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON Famitioe * p@R1ex?7-~75,200 cubic feet. As Hereditary Genius’ that oe | Baltimore America Tan't Ht a funny looking thing?| ular droves. And now after all this |outcken sandwic Whereupon the BUREAU, Donald Building, 16 West Thirty-second street (eppe- fe Mentioned an a standard of we of the Athenians, wax as far o 8 Looks something lke a double coffin, Lepr one of them come) aog attached itself to the nutting party, site Gim' el Bros), eorner Sixth avenue and Thirty-second strest tile problem less 30 per cent. Jon - people of modern times | ‘That New Orleans negro who, having | doesn't It? Now we have to lie flat on] MST Tete iis cheeky—Don't you} With the ladies in turn bearing Mrs. New York, or sent by mall on receipt of ten conts in cola ep peat, we will have as comparison a cubic eat Atierican rave ix to the] fallen from a emokestach 7 feet high | our backs and then they fly over os an?] cape, dear: we'll get a couple of sweet, | Wileus’s clothes basket ‘readily loaned ttampe for each pattern ordered, fest of coal bituinious solid, Kighty | savages Will readers discuss this?/and struck on hix head, sustaining a] we shoot them. In that it? little tame ones on the way home.|for two dollars), the female nut hunt- IMPORTANT—Write your address plainly and always ' feur pounds yp agardlgp Mie} ie per| It seems to me of interest to all, sprained wrist, must have been violently} Mr. A. seothusinehenllieRlaht YOU| These taste aby, anyway! ere pisneed inte tf sylvan solitudes sine wenied, AG two cents for Wtter postage if in a burry, oemt, wm 68.00 cuble toot ones'o W. , | garred.—Albany Jourcel, are, little Nimrod: Mr. A. (tearing hie hair) —! adjacent to Hast Malaria. B e 7 ‘ { k ( ve = “ * - arene cones \ sa ~ asks atone oe aan cena. from his nap at thie 6°