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RE AI ET THE EVENING WORLD, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1913. aaa 1 —t. —— a : If Aciresses Are Spoiled by Flattery Old Doc Cook, Between Cigarette Puffs, It’s Their Own Fault, Says Ethel Barrymore) Tells New Story of the Pole and Peary’s Goat BASAL AAA BSS ABAD HAHAHAHA MHASH HHAHIS SHAAN MAHAN SAA LAAIBIIBIISAAAAAABBIRID SD aS Se 4 "IF THE STi Chace naa DOESNT PAY HIS PLUNKS HE teases T BE A — GEOGRAPHER" WHAT-Da-Yi A MEAN 'A >) GEOGRAPHERS Hai LLLLLALASLALLLKLAKAALAARALLKLALALAAAALAAA THE YOUNG ACTRESD 16 $0 OFTEN sPoneo (SAAABAAAABAAAAMS ae He’s Going Into Vaude- 2 ville—Puii--And While|* Aveay ,. Parse ee PROFESS OW FoR A maw He Takes the dudience' ® | | | | to the Pole and Back in \2 | Half an Hour He’ll—|+, | % Puff—Slam Peary Every |? smage se? ™ Minute! bd \“‘Hal I'll Show,” He Says, 3 | “That Peary — Puff—|% sussasasnsaaas aos. BLUBBER. Stole Our Supplies and}t win snow tne people that the only Arc- % compenion: SHOES tle explorer who has ever denied my success is Mr. Peary. In self-defense T examine him. “I will show,” sald the doctor, through cloud of cigarette smoke, “that he took my supplies, thereby leaving us to starve. [ will show the calibre of the man by many Incidents which oc- curred in the land of ice, Then I will take him to Washington, Dod Oesk'e'on tue dou again “Ha, ha!" came a strident laugh from ” ” . out the cloud of smoke, and the doctor's ? Look out, "Ad." Peary, he's after}]°! g and head. Flattery ‘ole cont 3 4 e INROOE SET GSU DOSEN Ett. er ae te Oe oes inet he your goat team roller process ‘here. ‘The. work Hurt Hirm—Sense of | ears. she becomes drugged with it and The doctor 1 going into vaudeville. or the National Geographical . before slie wakes up to the fact that her _ j He will begin to perform on next Mom | This soolety, because of its n i Humor and Big Ideals silly friends are not worth taking serl- 8 }day night at Shubert's in Brooklyn.|been taken seriously. Ha, hi Main Safeguard s|ovsiy she nas helped them to make « | There's going to be some performance, puft—a great joke. The fool of her.” 4 i ha!—puft—the biggest joke in the Against “Swelled| x. cait In anyone Is not convincing of great| in tho last act of the play. Hale ie as al Bad ul ela ee iy apun Prost eat Onyetia a oher Berit NN gs Her views were as bracing as the * phe lnugned, “I am at} ence to the North Pole and bring them . al than @ Left Us to Starve, and— Puff—I’ll Say Things in Sucha Way That I Can Jail if They Are Not True.” A. e > 000 VALKSKSHHSAK SABHA BMS Uke our National Geographical Society, | ae ee Nels Act of ite to hercpraina, dowern, adulation. | Be Put @ False Fro COM | It would either kill me in a short time | for a Man, but if He’s|". 4rive me out through the window. 1 J jg | determined to get on in her chosen pro- the Right Sort This|‘: KLLALAALALLAALBLLALLLLS AILBLAAAAAPLLALA RLS GIA LABIBAAPARDBS couldn't stand !t. Any woman who Is ion must have fresh alin her luny here isn't cried the doctor, he laughed tt his eyes were full ars and smoke. “Two dollars, 3 s,"" he gasped, “Oh, ho, be, ha, “Have you anything else on Peary?” 4 ; atu “In @ way, nat.onal brewery. was . | Head.” Ureeso WAL. come 18 Saravana oRee & aven‘Infeaiatoianst” last realizing my early ambition to be-|Dack again in thirty minutes, ite has |™{t one ee: Tene anee “Have 1? Well, I should say I have, i ee ar einen | _t don't know many musician pluniate. In a email Twas} to do that, for there's @ time limit tu/ ./ bon canonly Join the ‘National Gove I have charges against him and 1 give | Leth, ‘Bath a pianiat cid c plane mover |*¥ered Mise Harrymore, at the end of|@ pianiate at fourteen, 1 hoped to grow | the play. , Ree RGA ieee inte cee time, date and pla Just come over %: dollars @ year, And it doesn’t make any y her smile, “And it acema to me it is|up to be w big one, The funny thing | And, oh! Isn't Peary going to get it!| ae 4 lyn and listen to them, I @0 y Charles Darnton. could listen to her with promt, But !) ine nig simplicity to be found in every| about it now ia that friends who drop vo difference whether you're « collexe pro- " ” When you've sat still thirty minut ' not see how Congress can help taking MEMEBHEY'RE neurotic idiots.”) was thinking mostly of the actress) wark of lite that means moat, Hesidey,|in to see me after a performance tell x atl thirty minutes} feusor or a street sweeper. It isn't a whose head is likely to be larger than SLLKLLALKLLALLALARALALLALAKALAS KALALRLLALALASSLAALLASKS ry "to wh he | geo) cal societ r | up my charges and making a thorough In 90 many words] Nove Head Wy ikely intAt [you've got to be such a frightfully|me how charmingly I played Techal- ph eal ea Pca ee Peedaegeemaetarie Ae FLAH MAS TRA SSSA RH) OY Ce ae en ch Miss Ethel Barrymore, (Rr *bilty. Miss Barrymore ww that 1 goog musician to make any noise in the| Kowaky or Grieg, whon the truth is 1 font be a \to bem geosrapher, Well, that's tre [44 time. ‘That will give me only fve| tlona! importance. That ts my alm, bie tle and ee ce eee on Gankerous Brouncs | world! Take Tante, for example. Thig| play nothing in particular—just make tt AAANG 'BAIR'S -¥8h:: BEDORTOD (00) NRT EM ornate een take in. {OF #IX Weeks the rest of this year.” and Iam going to keep after It until sensible as nails and) but she stepped out with: is not merely an|up as I go along,” vooks on the North Pole. Dr. Cook ey ae ean Pare! ‘Be ti | “Aro you going to call on the Royal) a bill Is introduced which will clear @leareyed as 8 goddess—to get up| “The young actress, eapecially, 18 she is many artistes| “How did you happen to give up your|says he's going to prove that he dis- Hits ue 01 0 see : ecera Sa at ge Ol tke WORE from earth!—branded the bores who! Pretty sure to be spoiled if she hasn't a ambition ta baeemna a PIAMISthT” Laguads covered: the/nole first Hele ots, to y had been financing Peary for 2 London the real dis talk so much of “art” and know 6o|***¢ of humor. Her only safety lies 19] Mies Barrymore came down ag heavily| ‘I had to make a living,” she said. | prove it by all the knowledge of meteo- | “vers! Years.” said the doctor, lighting ———— “The Royal Geographical goclety| After the sildes have been shown seeing through the compliments with t , @ fresh cigarette, “and constituted them- Ne se ae t Bilis ot ortiats, In “Tante,” 28:¥OU| wiicn ane ‘s toaded elnply because ate (Ohne vee on one Some on the Keys| A sense of Rumer? Mok 9 werd! rology, eoctology, paychology, soolosy|sclves the power for the distribution | Peg i Pe velhetey err Meanbed eh nauccee pereaite may know, she is a “genius,” with| hus happened to appoar to «ood advan- 46 BB and poleology. He says that the only|of polar honors, You know who was Sra he rohit ta theca (ahowns ine carcain will rime anata G68 ‘ nearly all the other people of the)tave in a role, some one vives ner | = This ““Duck’’ Keeps Brokers Guessing, — |»! at Peary nas that ne reached) te provident of the gocety at the time? latter ome kind | aisstay a rcene of the top of the earth, ; = elipets her and ate qoce home in a blaxo. a eee ard \deninletration eed! ent SME PFe#eET of @ medal, but they didn't say on it/ In the great fleld of moving ice the . wley ner and she goes home in a blaze ef | tor sat in his rooms ths!" “Nothing cculd be more unlike at he discovered the glory that she fondly tmagines is to | me,” she said of her role. “I can’t |iilumine her whole life, What she should @tand people who are forever dealing |4¢ !# to turn out the lights and alt down ry shige jand think Yard. 1f she does this she Is b ri fos that you're not to take |2UBd 0 bo ® wiser girl in the morning and pitch into work like the rest of the Gag ef this personally. To begin with, | world, The young actress Is so often thepe was nothing premediated in the} spoiled by the success that comes to her remark that has won \ts way to the top|in a night, for the satellites that eur- of Gis column. I came quite naturally | round her are only too ready to etter we had entered the funeral car|4#a star, Trust them to do the ‘fxin, qemsmonly known as an elevator and|use is nowhere and Bernhardt hasn't two more or less sorrowing relatives |arrived. Our young friend, with Broaa- fay under the eheltering|W4Y *Preading a carpet before ber, has paims of the hotel like so many sona| the world at her feet!" ef the thirsty desert. Miss Barrymore} Then womevody takes up the carpet. was left high and dry to thresh out the| !hie was the idea that 1 caught subgect known to the curious outside! rolled across the table, Almost wWerkd as “artistic temperament.” Call it] same moment the ac evanial inflation if you are North Poie,| North Pole On, no! It said on it, T th that he| where it was discovered by Dr. morning at the Prince George and tol| DF: Cook roled out a volume of smoke all about his plans. The doctor lighted |°4 became reminiacent, an explorer, Well, he At the 19. of the North Pole will hi a cigarette and amoked up. You,” he resumed, “he appointed |" rhe Hoyal Geographical Society isn't | Admiral Veary's goat ‘Tea going into vaudeville,” he saia—|three of his and Peary's frionds as a a mittee of experts, They bad never puff—because 1 think it is the best |°2™ 4 y os : 3 o 666 e ° ’ Medium of reaching the public, Out seen a piece of Arctic ice, They promet-| He Dips, She Glides—in ‘“‘The Hesitation. West the best method through the |'¥ ##id that Peary had reached the Pole. ’ at Ge tauqua clubs, bur here that medium | THeY dida’t even look at my material. Laxemtourg.” "it js only the exirems cae - vou daee, renee ‘many | Then,” said the doctor, clearing away iat, said the originator of the walts, le pe ugh the churches, and the| ‘louds of smoke, “this same weak-kneed fis the slogan of those who are| WHO makes the dance ridiculous @n@ es cre donk ' trlo went before Congress and admitted | onjoying the latest. ter Vulgar. When danced In sedate éag Dr. Cook enveloped himself in amoke| ‘DAL they hed no proof that Poary |tion, the “Hesitation Waltz.” In this | rome ide aoe in " reac’ @ Pole, ‘ase to hesitate is to win, The new ae see and aids oy 1 may get trom this je| "Coustess kave Mr. Poary « kind of |Gunce hag no terrors whatever for those [anced by thowe who do not faver the of Cay Pareeatners T want to get the | 22.014 age pension and a medal, tt may |ig whom the turkey trot and tango srirems sentortlons of the danen sae ‘ not be erally known, but the billlmeant nothing but embarrassment. It| Wilts step is taken in the thine of three, Eee ne oe eaten eed ng] which was passed through Congress had | goes like this To accomplish this the foot ts allowed feral ypiry on & political campaign, | ficken from it the words: ‘Discoverer |“ yo dips, whe slides and she tries todo {tO Feat on the ground to the time of so I've gone to the vaudeville stage.” | 2%, the North Pole” Yes, ereault. » step, while in the raised position Just ook. “Hesitate—and yo not lost by any nea— 1 ’ a lew orlainat rom| there is an h altowa of two step time, jculur, or| tengely interested himuelf bobbed up as “What will be the nature of the actz"| | nne Dales pul —nevee ae ive of = malty ofleingted from jThin of vit a tone oaatie “ewelied head” if you aren't, 4 mark for Diana of the Crossbows. the explorer was asked, tompution gold tedal aH al dagcen ot |* L. seeds : tw tnevs fall Into sreee@ully “% could way no end of things if 1| But she didn't seem to consider him The doctor lighted another cigarette] i. "py for iny discovery. Mr. " Babey 2) posed Itlons at intervals, Barrymore, as she! Phe truth ts," pointed out Miss Bar- “I have striking stage scenery, @how- |" snoaay, after tour years of agita: | | the girl te thrown forward while the 4 ng aauared herselt | rymore, “that acting iw a terribie pro- ing the land of the North, ‘Then 1]... ai Arctic explorers, with the ex-| “Jack” Beardsley, who hae been 89] jee ty extended backward to ite full . ‘ou know what other | fession for a man unless he has a fine throw on about @ixty slides, showing |" 2 nicknamed by his tenor companion#|iength, a. fe oh ‘te! “Say, w ” ' al ception of Mr. Peary, now concede that | Biel |ignstn, a feat which requires perfect 3 eetresses Would say—that 1 was taking | point of view and true ideale, Let nun| [S8¥ What te ite object of which the above te @ faithful ling tend over which 1 travelled, 1— Dut ee ee aie a a onelore ung [at the Ceatury Opera Howse becuse! control of the body and gives @me ee & q@uperior tone, and all that surt of | . Did jt fly in from Cedar Grove, Portrait, taking {ts ease on ‘is desk, by sti ng | 2 FeRenee ¥ se ve belore any : himself a wrt Of | once give way to vanity and he is lost by “ take the audience, step by step, to the | ose aid, Among tl On teat s eontinuoisly: expressing Himself] the mos. graceful effects when properly thing, When as 4 matter of fact I Would ae a human being. Ite different witn| 2724, You shoot Mt at Bethel, Conn?” | Pepperman, who was secretary to Wil- ne Ati ine with | th Adairas | mitlar with the world's idea o W's huinor. W enty be telling the truth.” a woman, She may ‘fx up' before her ~ 3B was as good as said. When an in-| mirror as much as ste likes. But a man &® talligent woman who knows her world! cannot afford to indulge in Vanity that | fem the iittle way station of Nowt & young duck or @ petrified | iam H. Taft when the latter was Gov. [North Pole. | t hobe to give them an in ernor-General of the Philippines, gust |**actve and en geass Age as ing—pufl—maybe, narrative of my ex only i few of the questions lets his visitors guess, He knows, how- |W NO ne North land. in a fen “ admitting this and ¢: nens are and vepartes entire unter perform % 4 he laad over ork ba Tow ’ wala ee ewes oo eae | hurled at W Pepperman, assistant |ever, that the “duel # he calls it, te | Per’ 1 ihe: Gontio fae 1 Angl IF You RE BILIOUS An RRTAGA Gemtination recognized be Bice | ce cee er ae BOR: ThaUs what r rhorough, by |of surpassing lineage, It is an Irish uuinutes 4 He eee it tan ect ey [tones Gant, Ryan B. Baldwin of the ie @em, You may ve pretty sure th ree Soren oy 9 profeeelon five, who ave the strange | potato from his farm at Bethel, Conn, with Mr, badwin-Z.ex “ ata Who wan Rae rat way Oe pretty sure there's man, wut 1 must say that most | " thel, Conn, | ted. Rae atueals a Pasay f And ¢ aiue|of the ucturs 1 know look upon ‘make ‘Phere was & moment's silence, and| jity-taree uthers hat che says lice 1 f at | othin, . | 4 i eee ; ree oe rare ee hie fect that Up! ae nothing imore than & necessary Fuahion 0. Ke? s the Velvet Waistcoat. the doctor smoked up ain, Do you think thas Peary reacted | Qemeht her better. Hs Vane ave Wan MMA thou int coh tion before the board, Mr.) lair in the RICE last nixht—e black one eat pel ech auto eta tae ol, Gastar waK aah | os os rae ” Sy ar Ass Apes bee | at this moment is, Have] wit stripes and a black velvet an 4d taste . "he eed yar! Misa Barrymore | ootblack on the corner. An actor who] OO" oii ie ey ql ab m seared PAT arevanes! waa heard metancjences, but a class of people which] ,wered the explorer, smivking up, BRADFORD'S a — : m 6 to way that nothing | , mounts to anything never lee (OU 0 pk RL Fe ing uit} Mneously, doesn't usually patron!ze those shows.| there was room for two re Pole P ; more foreign to me than ce ty PU RIES WITH HI BUR Teh Se: AN you i some of the veste in evidena 1 ” at are part| This comes as such a surprise that they |1 am one of the interested 8 wid wants to the anne Pep playing in ‘Tante.’ But pleave so Many Kirls spe by a1 2° Tf you haven't your DAME veivet, ‘These, as can be sean at @| will appreciate it, My only hope ts tol cannot very well Ko any farther Iss Me emul © : Mistake my meaning, It isn't tiat ' s very easily | OY Ae a dreseur is tot Up iy he K nerve, Bute silk vest went! gey justice before the bar of public] “Do you expect 0 brisg your vader | enor, Horan 1 i ‘+ ¥ @em't appreciate the wonderful enar- ie fuk it ehawe} Our Hine Tees: . r Fast evening with ite owner at oninion, ville act to New York? ve ne ¢ } etter ef Madame Oxraska, for, after, 4 Hor Nd can exist only et Ne in We eivoms hie bs vgdy ah the prOgeewilk SRAL Roernes SyOryealng “With regard to Mr, Peary, I will] “I suppose so. I can’t tell just yet” | tiiy more tha bei Dineeto: All, dhe does rise above all her surround- | with petty Ideals and sinaii ambitions, | Snel ee ee ee nee nee ie evton has put iteO. XC oe the |show facts which demand investigation,| “How long will you keep We oO the | szendrol invariably shouts over tie toute bo @he is true to herself tn the| As for women of the stagh it's our own! spots; not ® few of them have white velvet walsteoat, black, spotted I will eay them in such @ way that I/ road?” lights {vom the orchestra pit in Austre- ‘Whes I mean is that I couldn't live! fault if we are epolled. Abnormal con- pearl buttons. One emerged from ite striped. + Joam be put im jail if ehag are not trun “I have to go to England et Chriet- Hungarian.” wi 4 ° y ) sd q <i, yea