The evening world. Newspaper, September 16, 1913, Page 17

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, w 2 'S’Matter, Pop?’’ & Be x x \ THere 15 A STRANGE NOW WHY DOKIN' MAN ? WOULD TeHleY tT ODEHE ANTS TO 1913 By C. M. Payne September 16, \The New Tork RATA A ARR HARON ORT I KS ‘ LIKE ANYONE e.s5e@ ~ Soliloquies of a Summer Widower By Clarence L. Cullen. ‘i | Coppright, 1918, oy Tes Prem Funisnteg Co, (The Now Tork Greamg World), | FIFTEENTH DAY. show, introduced me to @ whele buse® | | [3‘Madam President’ Made Skittish by WHY, THATS AN ARM CHAIR. NOTA ROCKING CHAIR | ROCKER, HEN 1 of the girl Bove TO-DAY, Wem downtown to dine Hofadand last evening I met, at Forty: I want to be fair about this staf. third street and Broad They were, in their way, very alee ‘ an ancient buddy of mine who, girls, & matter of truth, nearly al? many —@riftings, |°f them were girls of distinct cultiva- haa become a the-| ton. That te why I consider, from an atrical nager, | 0ld-fashioned and therefore insane point He emotional | view, that they exaipit all of the and excited, as|@lementary symptoms of insanity to ginks in that buei-| lng into the chorus girl business ness usually are, | But, as tong as I am talking te myself, there ls no use in expatiating em this was rehearsing «| Subject. Maybe 1 am @ bug om the musical comedy | subsect of every one of us Going the company around | vest we can for ourselves, the o& ‘Two of the little girls of that chorus— When I knew this | they were mere children and horribty fellow before daubed up with paint and chalk—talked was @ regular pu- | to me in the most familiar way. er BY CHARLES DARNTON NW the curtain dropped on the second act of “Madam Pres'dent” at the Garrick Theatre last night it eeemed to drop just in time Why? Hin-m! Perhaps the easiest way to explain @ French fi French farce. To make it perfectly clear, Gobette, a fri lady, who was passing herself off ae the wife of the s nt, started for her room with # candle, and so did the visiting mints ice, and as the hour grew later and darker they gave each other a light. where the curtain came in—or down—leaving us to conclude that nch farce was written before electric lights became part of a ted household, or that its authors were opposed to burning the midnight er e curtain cut short any further conclusions, y im AAA PSM two-candle power play wasn't exactly dagsling, though it did have its / —_ f™oments Constructed along more or less familiar lines by Maurice a Hennequin and Pierre Veber it evidentiy man being, pos |Heve T was a bit embarrassed ene been : pessed of genuinely quiet instincts. Here | (herefore stupid. ry vy ery fever} ae } I found him a madman. Does getting | thelr language SF All ttt set patois. ‘ay of novelty there was s into the theatrical trace make simple- | muke @ poor bluff at using Proposal scene conducted by an inter- tons of all men in this way? I wonder. | Therefore, I knew, knew they Sad to a res adesa com casa te The poor wrought-up boob seed eae feed as of me was that & arm ly the unaffected acting of Miss Minas THAT HAD upon me and dragged me around to the |S Y Ta aiing prec Gombel as the girt whe Undsconned caly ROCKERS piace of rehearsal. It was dull stuf to] Mort, NOM ean, German. Gunes watch. The girls wi doing thelr | wel, if forty is old, eontesselty Although “Madam President” creaked (PUT ir in \dances and things in their day clotaes, | oq, These boys can have ipoee Greneee, in the joints considerably, Miss Fannie i y) and they looked about nine times mere| py; that sort of thing Goes ner! * ‘ard made it @ bit ekittish by giving bored than I felt, more make any appeal fe me t @ clever p ; ‘There was an intermission in the when I compare my wife te these i. 4 ; . , hearsal, and the poor boob of a friend i, 1am just glad, that's al first act. The role of the mustioal oo! . of mine, in command of the entire t a et suited her far better than any « as hitherto attempted here aad’ a = @ looked prettier than she has tn past . a The Hedgeville Editor. *e performan » The authors, of course q are responsible for her losing her dress hi By John L. Hobble. and troiung around in her petticoat, an . 2 Comright, 1018, by Tue Vive ruvuen ing Us, shoo New Tors Mrening ‘Wed. Meraaire Khe aloccting ager Z Pxi/ ff y ; |p PENRY CORD saye that before they ENRY KIRK says that halt @ ues jsrobing act’ \ : , i IH got @ telephone bis wife could the people were put on earth a8 president's honest wife, or rather the secret over ni & punishmen: to the ether halt dialogue leading up to it, in much | { — Worse taste. Paris may wink at th rma j i 7, & VEN fall there ts come , cs ‘ HERE acems to be a groming sen- when you fall there 0 |. It might be ‘ complete success of It, {Gea—as well as a new one—to pay a little attention to French farce of | Beeple te tar ae of Bemeat Fell Hes: menae Sees ais Royal type. Wh ink: et the role of a wily usher at the Ministry who took wicked delight tn the £ cae a eercaie not willing to be forgiven fos, ings, W. J. Ferguson received @ heartler welcome than was given the spite - oeened inspired by it to overact at times However, his unfailing ae character kept him on the good side of the audience, As the simple n pounds. His hat wes ornamented nt, George Giddens achieved a real characterization, and while hilse hel ere the Pitas wan with rreaquite branches and yellow rata- Browne amusing in her homely way au the wife of this worthy gen- pitched, ma ms. A resurrected mosquite bas » she sounded as though she had reached France by way of England. Into this tent they were both hustled, served as a veil. After them stumbled eat ciated ava urruaue Guicuslee AC uation WR beta osuelaRT Le can neptanaeca aie tannicoaasbitbectoonstnarotoperomcopmcsnny Ail RPROTIADN, 4a. anise of tee FESGOHAGE Stir OL Lies Bi pages . and 5 6 monies, gave orders for the prepa: the bride's tal 2 re 0 ane J. Horwitz suggested that a policeman's life in Paris is not 2 s « The Story of a by (6) Henr tions, die blanket with @obs that could be yee cians je e arquils an 18S a y West 7 Cattle Ranch tw DBy_U. Tienry “You, Dry-Creek and Jimmy, and heard a mile away. The cow-punchers Bem ieuan| UMAAaES President” will add to the gayety of iife here rest texas Cattle | weeeeees} Ben and Taller—hump yourselves to the followed by twos, loudly commenting o@ be seen. Though not hilarious it ts fairly lively, pn APPL OOP OOOO RRR DRL ODPL OPOOLED efe Wildwood and rustle flowers for the upon the bride’ Apoerenes, ine hay Comptugut, avst-avld, Dy Uvunmusy, #4e0 ~" eatin warcued ty tie ows Lyk eid ont 786 Us Meouiued Wesrur and Hed Auvaucng to where the sisyere of Tiesin danas Cotton at ine corner Pormionsble weddings CT Te re Paewenger agent of tho ye biues 1N.0 Loe earkness, the wild beast we nding above Ite of the horse corral for the bride to Hackett rose as the processli halted ier eit a oo and they can keep up with the pere | “Heavens alive!" exciained Hackett, Femuine and deciaring it to be at last pack, You, Linpy, get out that red beforo him, and after @ Uttle lecture ETT Y I N t) a at idee a mM ide i othe wood Lah ganigrn a ae re bess that? How do you Seeuinet, @ said, with deep earnest: and yaller ‘olankat lof goura tor Mia upon matrimony waked: ‘ots brent ; ’ ais mon % Mi. Saunders? Glad to sea you hens: Bally's wkyirt. Marquis, you'll do aay. eat ‘ Ly ve fe " + Wail drivin, through vm." V i jpancial misfortune, old iP fort 1 Was afrad of this hat," sald Sai the urro, ot < ny. ne I Cc E TO L Oo VERS ihe mt ert ta ett eh father et, ho Ieathers" sbouted Dry-Creee Holly, meditatively, "He had taken have 40. featlesaly and. rep avo princiouls were laft clone fora tow _ Herhape, there (3 ve ibe same NM ie Coy diferyi ral Berne 1 egg SN NOrS, ver, Charity!” was the ina iti quckett’e head and was nold- slaughtered sprang upon ue from the moments in the tent. The Marquis aud- wedding. Vor, wedding it, wae though yok, Bored 0 hearn ‘er, Charity: 3 in his hand looking dubiously treetops, To you 1 shail consider that deniy showed wild perturbation. only two of those present knew it, Man—Poor Girl. Perfect love must mean perfect trust, | {in Nieves bec sour comveny) Around at the shadows beyand the fire. 1) Owe iy life, und’ also, 1 hope, tee “This foolahness must not 40 on," he Wynen ah ‘wes over the —_— the cow punchers, in chorus. relened. "Wher co me ute atiliness lion to the office to which J am gaid, turning to Mis Sally @ face white cow-punchers 1 of consrat- eB Rertiace Livres the risk “WW. Bi." writes: “How oan 2 know at| om reer Before the Marauis i éenar hat do you think, Saun: eal & candidate Allow me to bund in the light of the lantern hanging to ulation and immediately young man an @ poor girl | Pa indent t! acon x04 Sard,” idge-pole. for the night Blaakew Sounds ‘awfully well in books |* 8"! really cares for mo or te not Just | pochucever of | bo gli A BD ge 8 ng Bf Pink grinned, The cow-punchers, always so sober bee aa} ald the cook with es Eres pepe ‘and ane became the But in real tite it | *Musing herself with my attentions?” rte fare Hs Of PeneresALiaTahts Phoncevaph Daria eeliceppelnied 1 the tone of erate tin seine aan: shinem Telekes ties cis eT meney amused emile, “iv'a fun for the boye; paramount question fa apt to turn out! You can Snd out by asking her to Garry out the sentence, sioed Tony, WIUB vice rhe Tene ciety eee ag eit Bhonegrans: Dare ustUMOral, and they've always let you ef pretty The cook (Givemied of his decorations) differently. erry you. f pals of stout leather lageinge in BO | wouldn't wane itan moe neede 8°. tor fun Bot Pas appebeed hee oor eels light in thelr frolics, I don't, mind tt." and the Maraule Hagered fe @ moment A man with bien bands. had aver /0¥ stepped upon the hud ven ning more up Kis eleeve bed something “But you don't understand,” persisted in tho shadow of the grup pct Te money has natae| “OD.” writes; “I am twenty-two all aa, the frat time they had ever wheel of the kub wagon and bung tho | "Pardner.” he ead, addrensing Iack- Ue STAN PIRSAIRNY. | TCDS Re ena ee Pally seen brougni | 824 deeply in love with » young man to : ta hands OM, Pb recs pat ¥ROn Hin of @ live oak. Searcely ett Sith grave severity, "inany a camp 4 jeaty hie barney path binding, shone: uncw what else ten” Oe : “ i ; hud his foo! t , , wou f on yo ho eyo a bo up very different. | “MOM my Parents object on the score A Maverick when you what ure you up to?” ho waked We tne crag ot ar dosen ateetiooteen wont se oud (be down on you for turnin’ 10088 The cook stepped forward and louk the Was saying. "Father wae gone and no | Of bis poverty, though he can earn ain't got your branding with Mashing eye! by ore 8p : int Like that i its Dut. starquis's hands, “ had to rustle, I had helped ! from @ girl who! > . Mt tho air, and the hat fell to the ground bein’ as we ail emcaped without (at hileei a 2 bas hardly any | Vine for us both, Must I give bim asy, Mara whispered RUb@ ridaied’ with bullets, Ile, we'll ovetloce It You can cing any "he nald, hin so much with cattle thet T 5 money at all, Io up?" “Yourself!” Fellows, one of joys that held him. “Ah sing noise Was heard an If fre tare with us If you'll do ee Oe “You Ww," faltered thought I'd turn cowboy, There wasn't i character the man| 140M"! Ree why, since you are of age ‘The hole In the end of some other My ‘ee ia the Senet Fee Prapiivesiny ig set chapads ai the that?” wsked Hackett trembilng. “And you-want t res el Le ae fe ae : and should k ve ant? and they'll let you off igi re une! pe ii "More than 1 ever wanted anything. warns mus y may be better or DOR FONE ORR FNS, het Up, you ignoramuses, only gol’ to stretch you over the log (2. PANE einer eed an See Tae ey auire ned to. perform the Will you=here come the bya * atter 1 got here and I'd Rave left, eres eae Too Young. Taller, the fat, cowpuncher: ony tan ypu elany ge ten Bee With the Hiitorusly ekagmoreccd’ ceatiin, “wth sacted rights and lefts of mattermony, THe cowpun crowded In, laden One TT hate sten, knows what 1 8 Waitin’ fo d Jona. ? 4 athe girl are almost old and very much In love with one of| "No. felle 4 citizens.” continuda anger, his white teeth gleaming, sud- 7,1ost Prudence ln approaching. They Nell, yea," replied Hackett, “Amar. | raiy, addressing tho Marquis, “Air @@ you firet—what made yeu" —= life, He Laer the poies.|the instructors in the school which 1| Phonograph, ‘Them spectacles you've deniy exhibited a surpriving strength. 10) gazing ut it ee ase spent the iseal y conducted by me would Pit willing t tch up the damage “ON It Was as soon as we struck the hich of me Inevitable factora in| Attend. Ho does not notice me particu: | ¢ umerated alr shore gr He haart WD Ne violently and seized every few momenta by little "A Wrong alr to be righted in thie you've did this ere slab-sided but trus when Sanasers ibawted out Rid | i we to last hap- | '8fly, and I am very unhappy, What | MY UP yonder clone to the ; thas the (fous / waved Ant stampeden of panicky filght. camp." said” Phonograph, virtue iu’ bunch o! calico by singie-footin’ easy ‘and Miss Sally! 1 saw bo: rigger ara. tow. weeks oF | #hall 1 do?” g at ue they SHNE AE, SRS SON, aera) drase* Fee Tn and vinen , 1Y® Lue Varmint,” aaid one in ou “\ aristocrat have slighted a tu the alter, or will we have to rope ye ‘ou got at the name, and I had ond tl rst ctacle air that’—he pointed to Mise cry ul alser and ; tumble bu clioos feinale ‘8 ant } tv beard aharinony of intereste—in one| Stop thinking about him. Tou are Taha was eUill FOpsing Hib at Mins balls, his eyes cleared of the tobac- eithat fits up and down in t a Dut Yeatitehoae “feinals: wate ANd OFRS Yo BRET uh whispered the dfarquis. congeniailty. This feeling is) SltoKether too young for love affaira | ing ‘ co, waw, and he immediately mixed with wae Ot BIRD EAYINE, “Wier Pi ley te dram fort tho Mauch? leaned Ieuntiy against some. Aigh-pa Nould you think that ere ikely to exist between {Wo eS female a-weepin' on account of tho struggling srouD. 4 venemous Kypootum,” descendant of a hindred—vr pucks of beans. Ile Was calling me ‘Mise “G. 0." writes. “1 her heart bein’ busted by a false de- But at that moment a loud “Hall M have paid consid: | Airewe men or air we catas fang in thelr cars, apd & buckvourd @oyne0 totes anit RUPES att hungred and gent iy eo fow ‘King | think they both like me pretty wel, | NOURI t fate open ony by a acti rele of ighe "I's the chlef of the hairy tribe {2 the weepln, lady tive happily ever after with | But I can’t seem to discover which one | crat, which among us k, und what Said Phonograph Davie, “But it's stone D's Sally and the I care for most, Will minds ail dead, now, ooys,” to be a weddin’." you tel) me & w | bis ‘superior beauty and his g: Gaelic. ugraph “Don't you belleve tt," demurred Dry- This whim hundred and twenty-five—earis, even ao and nis eyes were wi lariat, and Sie im + g ‘lows! round up A little while af rquis, ‘here's goin’ proach ty Holy and Saunders were oitting smok- persona from the eame general Perieoment than between wocial |¢rable attention to two alsters and I! Snewered the cock, enlms ly, “I was the Marquis My father was the Marquis of Borodale, But you’) ex- cuse that, won't you, Bally? 3¢ really ton't my fault, you know."* 1 may make a choice? tite to give the weeps to ‘ ith 2 _— fe . | crit int ou? Soe ether timesworn cout:iubtion Creek, “It's only ‘possumin'' I's tie ow a ere Walker was tn the lead, ex- ; 4 PAE” writes, ‘The parents of the! Tf you are fos Gare that you love one ines LE a anne a wat gale avin avening’a amusetnent. —HiKKe od Highgoliacum fantud from the (oN, punchers started ' 4 doletul tune from his cone To-morrow—“Estradites From dp ywhom I'am paying attention | 1 ~ the other you do not) {> Keep on eatin’ soky chuck from her aime than the Marquis was at hated, \. ‘There's only one way to destmy ici y ‘promet aw Next came the bride und Bohemia." History of @ Girt Wi prate their silver wedding very | love elther well enough for marrying, | Cryin’ go plentiful over the breal-pan? and his captors released him and stood jt. \ife.” wine la eaeatices brilegroomn. The cook wore the gorseous py FA Man Who E. ave been Invited, Bhould I — “It's a gallopin, siame," sald Dry. etaring at the approaching violin Ile led forward Old Tatler, the 209- e Mol now far this thing het ted around Wat Knew It All, a Man neo iam present?’ "H.W." writes: “While on my yas | Creek, with a aniffe “It ain't hum ‘The buckboard and team belonged to pound vow puncher, Old Taller paced carried. And might expect’ sal irriad in one hand the waxen Something, and Cupid Who Knew ey. Some sal; piece of sil-|cation at tho seashore I met, ine rath) Hive noticed the varmint a-palaverin’ Sam Holly, @ cattieman trom ton Bis {upright on the ground and sole ther portions of my raiment to 10 migs Aite Spanish dagger Uiosson ae late Norning, be suitable. \er Informal manner, a young man | round i F Freq an And him Muddy. Sam ae gE ng ond Pang in mat Upon {ty crushing it as fates (akon for wild animals and killed?” us a peck measure and weighing Nf ia! Ain't that a title, Phony?’ was % stout, smooth-faced + ry fi a. " epee and Trust. Seana a: think 8 E208 fee! of sie and bac, somethin’ lke @ frock coat aot leh hat. ee! Hackett had viewed these proces ms The, pore pre’ livelier tna usual to- “4 r | z ‘ond. | Brushy Kid hastened to explain, was the county Judge, Mr. e@ Hack with wide-open eyer, fam Holly talk bou f 4 Y writes: “lam very much In| Do you think that because we were not] “only lower In the deck, (Guess 1 es Sut candidate for re-slection. Bam War that hin anger was rising and tid to Sf'the bovena herd rder-and the, ook THR CAVE GIRL. A my fance and I believe that! properly introduced our acquaintance in between the Jack and the ten-spot. ‘orting iim about the county, among tim: other Joke You and Sam wil ‘The Cave Girl,” by ys Bice Burroughs, author of ‘Tarsan me sincerely, But when I| should terminate, Just when it meang g0| “Don't misconstruct ma went on the campa, to shake up the soversigu | ‘ilere'e, where yo) win or Ine here tonigat aneway; will begia serial publication in The Bvening World Me: feen him for several days I) much to me?” Phonograph, ae undervaluatin’ the bi Ae kaos ag tee ae sixty votes on better see ‘em th oogh | opne Cat fs even more more exciting than “Tarsas of trange suspicions about! It all depends upon whether th. @-ristocrats, jome ir proper Ye men got out, hitched the team to Cross. Toe boys are trying Maybe they'll quiet down after aye at aiee ter my doubts, | man has proved that he ia e cate friend, people and can right along with @ mesquite, and walked toward the fire, your mettle, ‘Take It as @ Juke, and the Ape te with th wares of on Ameriean castaway 06 08 exist. What shal I do?" In any event, don't take such a risk he, Watson boya, I've herded some apanuy S197 mes Jn comp, except 3 don't think you'll regret it" And found Miss Bally pers iedtrty hd epe-men and savage beasts and of bis mesting with if with ‘em myself. La) ¢ Marquis, Miss Bally and Pink Baun- to of the grub wagon, jorious wild mind @ Revsecisaning cncin. eee een eee eet d cele hank widened ad Se eres one ie soseans Bes a ee a en eter omen