The evening world. Newspaper, September 16, 1913, Page 16

> The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, September 16, 1913 wees, GQ By Maurice Ketten | RALER PULITZER, Presid 3. ANGUB iaw resruret, Hy JOSEPH PULITZER, Je, Becr: t-OMM b¢ 14-C1 Matter, Rates te ie iivening For Pneiana und the, Continemt and oa States All Countries in the Intermational Pestal Unto y 08, VOLUME 4......ssssssesssessssveeseeseeessNO, 19,019 THE WAY TO DO BUSINESS. Copyright, 1910, ty The Prem Publi ing Os, (The Now York Brening World), A DREAM OF HAPPY WOMEN. AN New Haven and Hartford Railroad provide that engineers of local passenger trains must have had at least one year’s road experience and that engineers of express trains must have been engi- neers for at least two years, All passenger engineers must submit to strict competency tests, and the best runs will be assigned first on the T° new rules announced by the officials of the New York, iS 1 SHOULD And the “suffragette joke” is frassied, And the “old maid" joke has died, ‘We shall rest, and, faith, we shall need it— HEN the last cartoon has been finished, W ‘And the last pot of ink has drted, Be forget for an acon or twe, ‘Till a fresh crop of critics arises To rail at our sine anew. basis of fitness, ability and previous service. Seniority will count last. General Manager Bardo informs the employees of the road thet “these rules are designed and submitted after a convincing demonstra- tion that our existing rules do not meet the exactiug demands of the service and to comply with the recommendations of the Interstate Commerce Commission and the Public Utilities Commission of the State of Connecticut, and are for the sole purpose of increasing the eafety of our eervice and for the protection ef our patrons and employees.” ,The new rules need no apology. No labor unton can attack them with the faintest shadow of justice or the slightest hope of success. The conntry requires no further demonstration to convince it ef the one eafe way to run a railroad. The unions may have their say about hours and wages. The management muet have the say about what kind of men it ehall use and when and where it shall use them. The management And those that survived shall be happy; They shall fling off the old disguise; And no one shall call them “funny,” And no one shall criticise; They shall all find HUSBANDS aplenty, And never a man shall “stay free,” And proposals will grow on Christmas trees Or come with & pound of tea. c=" | —TAMMANY AGUE Ané cometimes the men chal! praise them And never a man shal! blame, And no shall marry for money, Nor for “Mrs.” on her name; For men shall discover that Woman Te neither a devil nor saint. F And we'll cease kow-towing forever uf To the God of Things as They AIN'TT ‘ 1 and the management alone mnst decide who is fit to bear heavy re Gponsibilities for life and eafety. This is the only condition compatible with sound railroading. ‘Any other means calamity. —_———__<4e-— © takes 2 Fire Commissioner end a boM man orable logic” and “saving Pusion from Machel” ‘breath without choking. THE SUMMER MAN’S ADIEU. I Bave loved you with all my heart and soul. ‘With a love that I dared not speak. ‘With a love that, perhaps, was a little unwise, , 1 bave gazed in your beautiful, tender eyes, Dear heart—for a whole, whole week! I have broken engagemente—a ecore—for you, How many I cannot tell; And, since I have played the “devoted” ea, * from producer to consnmer—the eame gentlemen who long ago Be kind, Beloved, and let me GO—— And now, will you THESE NEW ENGLANDERS. SLICK insurance agent in Boston flourished like « green bay A tree by writing bogns policies and pocketing the premiume, '. High life, friends, country honees, the best of everything came lfis way while he lived. His death reveals debts of over one million dollars and five hundred thousand dollars’ worth of fake in- surance which the company that employed him will probably have to take over. So complete was the confidence of hie friends that they fell over each other to indorse his notes, give him blank checks and afford him free access to thetr bank accounts. Now his best friend ie raned and the ethers leara thet their bank accounts are among | 3 the | Greenboro, N. C., cil sketches ati Ale keenness of ol Dreaéth of sympathy.” Basso Digby, ardson L, Wright and i hours on a@ ecaffolding forty feet high to get enapshots Uttle flyers, | ‘of * the an Empire im the i rf Queer folks these New Engtandevs. When 0 eober, renpectable| |Acllen = = neighbor, whom they have known all their lives, wants to borrow Wes wen gcae on pee Pvadpesd| in Paste seer ag rien they button up their pockets and look down panes ta hull teckel ware Ageen: ‘sat ee noses. e firet gilded it who floats through ° Sah . ture,” calle him “the professor ‘tall, paghagullipeytachiy oad allied rough snd by) ') Fall and the Wise Housekeeper @) j.reehae, | (@) By Sophie Irene Loeb. } |owere’™ Prot” ue os teaches for only six months of the year, ke. ‘and for the other six months he travels| Eugene P. Lyle jr, author of and makes novels, He frequently goes Missourian” and “The Lone Star,” wi t President @ farm in the hills, in Prince George he hillside | County, Va. and te content to remate author of quietly on his peaceful acres. ETH the coming of the fall and wome necessary food products soaring skyward, Mra. Julian Heath, President of the Housewives’ League, gives me the following eugses- tions for the housekeeper who would ‘@e economical; “The woman whe wou save eo that @he may ci down some of the winter expenses in the household may do this ‘Dy just @ Mttle close attention at thie @articular time of the year—the fall. “Boon It will be the season for can- pening. And ¢choigh many people de- ‘ery canned fruite ae being wholly bad, thie conception te all wrong. There are the end of the season by thie precess. comment, But the only way this may tm @uch quantities as to eave money. “Another important item as to fall and wint foods is that of using some of the ‘old fashioned vegetables.’ The city housewife very often forgets all about them tn the new things that cen- | “ tinually confront her. “For example, there are parentpe and turnips and onions, &o., that are all very good foods and can be made very appetizing and form @ really acceptable ten on the winter table, Besides, there @re the dried vegetablen, such as deans ané lentile an@ lima beans, that may de Gellciously qooked at @ great eav- me. ‘Jestice ts already Jing!ing her ecales im the ear of Willam Sutrez. —— IS THERE ANY LIMIT? NOUGH to make a man’s hair stand on end are the figures of E the United States Bureau of Labor Statistics showing the high jump records achieved by the retail prices of common, every- @ay food in this land. On June 15, 1913, the retail cost of the kinds of food the average family eats had climbed higher than at any time in the last twenty-three and one-half years, with the exception of one extra high bound lest November. June of thie year found i Not only te this a saving of meney but} be accomplished eatisfactorily te to try two or three brands of food NOW when all the NEW canned goods are in, degide whiod le best and Quy that brand E Of nerves as well. The sense of se curity ef knowing that “things are in the house’ ‘s too well known to need " @ prise tory of 188, hee . recently published “Fatima,” the se © mance of a wily widow on the Nile, 1s the son of the Rev. L. J. Th Congregational minister. He was at Cletine, Me, in 1879, and graduated . |from Harvard (summa cum laude) te jediately after went Virginia, referring to him whom the if He Md ea to teach and there publio knows as Q Henry, And he ered his fret material for atory hee DOMESTIC DIALOGUES where he wanders and writes.” “WM Porters was one of the purest id most ei Cappeigts, 1828, ty The Prem Pubti@ing Os, (The New Yor Brentng World). Ané $f the scheme you went inte went wrong mayve we'd have te move inte The Big Opportunity. the Philipp: Bi Geane! The tiving room of the Smith’ ar, retail prices of food over 59 per cent. above the average for the ten- |™AnY very good canned fruits and pete Trerty | roome and I've NEVER had lese| \Tiousewtves oft eee ne her con oe year period from 1890 to 1900, ene Meg aca enemies on sod ene ing rte of tok on | thAD lat A 8 eee oe tuch with their Soller if they wih stop, Th A + i “The great mistake 9 made te the | Tslly to the living mem and cette ReRdy late ge to pail Yoo and listen before giving R ext. e Tipping Age Champion high-jumper of the lot is bacon, which has advanced fer of discrimination, Many & arom. | ti ravedive chetm) horrible’ be gure te happen. Very often they can make ft reach By & G 16.8 per cent. over its price « year ago and 128.5 per cent, over ita cern hasty cake anvening (a Sant ne, ©, \eeenning te | Me: @ Cemennntiy) Shere) 6 Oe yy Bugene Geary twice as far as they Rad Gret emtict- ment and ambition, ten't 11? What about Pated the women whe worked their fingers to! “Producere throughout the country the tone tn the early days of their/have come ¢o @ resiisation that the married life to reap success later? ,, American housekeeper ta learning te be Mra. @. (iclly)—Yeo, reap the reward, | #lert and should have some votes in the ‘by having their husbands cast them off|CUtput of the market because che f 4o eettle everything in your ews mind/and marry younger and prettier wement | “'rectly concerned. way to talk te give @ man encourage average price from 1890 to 1900. No falling off in enpply can account for euch acrobatics. The fact is the American people have discov- ered bacon. Twenty vears ago a few families with British traditions ste it occasionally. Now it ie on the breakfast table every morning. | ene will do the eame ching over or buy To-day bacon is appreciated. Therefore, like all other articles |ancther Prand that ts agata ‘recom. ; : “One of the food grodects thet wm! that get into that class, it has been pounced upon by the enterpriaing | 1 t any outside bel, don't yout | Mr. & Wiring back) Tm not ePeatind | se ery. low tm sresees Ome Ser i ‘Mrs, 8, (eullenty)—Well, tt wouldn’ aoept speak ae ro gentlemen who make a business pf measuring every inch of the way aan. = weal) aes en |e “pret time (loging rough the} rule. How about the women she reaped pear) fears Oe een ere canned product the emerreney food. Defoe) T's wendertul how there People| 510% OF wee te a mae the. prive-|“oubt be put out om the market at 0 Put if !t te proverty chosen it may |!n public lite rise, tm't itt tions? ‘They're ving ta luxury mew,|%8'y low figure. The vaine of rice and wrove both wholesyme and economical. | MY. @ (aryl) Teh And how they fal | OTE acsire gratified, "| the many wave ft may Ge made palat- ‘Bestdes, \ ae - dle goes without saying. Sno cat ot a time in cases of hurry is (of ‘em rise thas fail One day they| re 6. (wilting somewhat)—fow de®! in the way of canned goods or that ts ‘highly recommended’ by er, une it, find tt wrong GPT AIA, AROUT the thus purchased. Perhaps the next ¢ime citing? Now, don't you €o and forget te come home eo that | can't go out om election night, Geo you heart It'@ be Just like you to play @ mean trick Bke that on me Me, & (oarcasticalty)—You certainty; Round factal inlet, ereek and eur income | Till comes o wireless tabelled “Cash. ‘Tia: “Don't forget to tip the barber.’ Upon the road this epectre, Holds o'er your head its For every morn presents to view ‘The grnning Pullman desperado, ‘Yet there's @ calm, religious glow ining earthly rhyme and ‘Metre; ‘ou ultimately go You haven't get to tip gt. Peter. Just @ trifle wistful, chained up the law of supply and demand and set {t to work at the perpetual job of collecting fat tolls fo- its masters. _ oH As the prover has &, the first and test frosts are the worst. Letters From the People of Rafireaé Passenger. ‘To the Kéiter of The Brening World: Can you, or come well versed reader of The Evening World, give me the number of the section, or other refer- ence te that section of the law re garéing common carriers, which treats with the right of @ passenger te re- tain hie ticket, except If he secures « went? LEM Fate per honr in passing each other or overtaking each oth miles In one hour, hew long will it take te ¢ravel 770 yarde, 77 yards being the eum of thelr lengtha? Thieds a simple proposition and Give as remit, 1911-16 seconds, This is the length of time tt takes to clear each other when travelling In opposite direce tions. The second case te easy. T fast train overtakes the slow train at the rate of 39 miles per hour. How long will tt take to gain half mile? Simple Proposition again gf..og ae remilt, 1-40 hour, or 11-2 minute, P, J, DOYLE. Tarsan of the Apes, ‘To the Eéiter of The Brening World: Kindly inform an interested reader of your paper why “Tarsan of the Apes,” Witte, ‘To the EAitor of The Brening World: Ig I make @ will without consutting ® lawyer and have it signed by two ‘Witnesses will it be legal? BH. Yea, if property drawn and signed and witnessed, Lut get @ lawyer to draw * op. Free ‘To the BAitor of The Brening Werld Has thin city free musi echoot, and ff 60 where fe it located? PHILIP JANVOR. ‘The nearert approach to one—the fece are merely nominal—ts the Music Schoo) Gettiement, No, & East Third etreet. ‘Trat viem, ‘To the Léttor of The Erening World: Here is & solution to problem which appeared recently in your meating each other érave) the eum of World, was never completed. Can the story be Sought tn book form? A MW. It was printed tn full In The Evening World and can be bought in Book ferin, wire $e placed when wo raile are con- nected on the L road. It te required te per: ‘Traine on account of electrical losses, &. «, (har rate per hour in pnesing each|heat, therefore electrolysis or copper other, Travelling in the eame direction ' bonds 0; nnectors, Silver be they travel the Aifference between their better, “= es te cost a. 7 n mhich appeared some time ago in The| not only expensive but risky. The bem way, {f a woman has a little extra mon- ey, le to lay {n a eupply of goods which me can gurchase at wholesale prices, or direst from the grecer at @ lower Ggure. “You would be surprised how much « Reusekeeper will find she han eaved at Hits From Sharp Wits. ‘There is nothing more exasperating to @ lazy man than an alarm clock with @ good, healthy conscience, oe TN eves te us that when a woman rriee@ @ man te “save him" about e@ only comfort she gets out of it later on is that ahe haa saved htm frem eome other woman. eee My. Gchwad is going to spend about $20,000 on @ chicken house in order to make re that he will get fresh ogse wants them. It would be Just ike the ni e of @ contrary hen, @urroundead by such lusury, to “lay” down en the job,—Philadephia In- quiri eee Gome people think they are thrifty when, tn fact, they are merely pen- artous.—Chicago Herald, eee ‘TH @ married man he coern't took keep the resistance as low ae possible | }t thing on him.—Philadelphia Record. eee There are more blockheads than ‘woeeden lege.--Omaba World-Herald. | haven't got a cent an@ the next they {can't find banks enough ¢o take their ‘deposit, Mr. 8& (elowly}—Wen, they take chances and@ win. Many @ man'éd make @ood tf he coud afford te take a chance, (frowning) ~What 6@ you! a Aller because he has responsibilities, For inetance, 7 have been in my present position for nine years. I'm making just @ ivable salary. And along comes a big opening, @ chance of a lifetime, Now if I wan't to make real money I ought to take advantage of it | Mre. 8. (quickly)—A m tn your post. afford te go inte anything that ten't eure. Mr. 6. (contemptuoustyi—See? What 414 1 tell you? Your ideas don't ge any further than settling the grocere bill at the end of the week and paying your rent far enough from the end of the menth eo that the agent won't threaten you with dleposse, son. Do you suppose that the wives of these d'fferent men who have been so succeseful put wet \Mlankets on their . hemes when they presented than? | Mea $ ustifyi 5 herself—Welt, that's different, The things they wel into were more or lees sure. tion, with two children and a wife, can't | Proposition, ou know? And, anyway, you couldn't; “Also, this being the beginning of the High the Klondike, That's an off sory.|°O4 storaze period, the mMiterested ‘Mr. 8 (impationtty)—On, I'm not etat-| housekeeper wiTl cocastonaly tate ao ing epedific cases. I only want te show|!0ok at the cold storage reports and the chances people take te achieve suc-{nsist on paving only euch prices as cess, And here you go and rant about|@he should pay according te these re- riz roome and pudiie scheol. Ne wonder| Ports, Al! the winter she should not T've never made a dig splash! How can|PAy More than ® cents @ dosen for & man make money with a wife whose) storate exge and deal only with the vieton te no wider than « hazelnut? gree who rt ever-charge on (weakly)—All right. ve fn. eormamen seen = ie “The economteal woman ts always re Mr, 8.—Give in te what? eourceful, Dut many a time o dit of care- Mrs. @ (appreaching tear#—ID tet |ful consideration, sapecially at this eea- you take advantage of the big oppor-|80n when the eartly winter supply ts tunity that has presented iteet¢. I'|coming {n, will not only eave money dat take the chance, with my ghfidren,|make the problem of making endo not To-morrow you may give up your job, |°Mly meet but lop over a tittle’ if you want to, and start on the other _—_ Sword Won't Cut Water. FACTORY In Grencte, France, A utilises the water of @ reservoir @ituated in the mountaine at a height ef 90 yards, The water reaches the factory through @ vertical tube of the same length, with s diameter of considerably lees than an inch, the Jet deing uned to move the turbine, Experiments have showed that the strongest men cannot aut the jet with the Beet tempered sword, and in some tnatances the biade has been broken inte fragments without deflecting a drep of the water, and with as much violence as a pane of gines may be ehattered by Mr. S. (iankty}—Prepesttion? Whee t Mre. 6.~The one you've seem talking adout all evening. The one you couldn't take advantage of because you had the efbility of a family. @& (eladorately)—d Aian't say 1 had an opportunity, I eaid WHEN an opportunity MIGHT present itself, The | best thing T know of is my job—J'll hang: on to that, thank you, Mra. 8. (furtously)-WHAT! Do you mean to tell me that you got me all worked up and excited over eomething that MIGHT take place twenty-five yeare from now? You—you DUB, you! ‘No wonder you never got along. You | Mr, 8. Mhotly)—Nothing ts more or less and you can put over almost any: sure nowadays, You take your chances. | of gotden opportunity if you fell over Mra. @. (rambling on)—If you left your poultion, you're getting on In years, you know, and nobody wants to give em- ployment te @ man ever middle age & blow from an iron bar, says Harper's ‘Weekly. It has been calculated that a jet of water @ small fraction of an inch in thickness, moving with sufficient velocity, could net be out by a rifle ballet wouldn't know how to take advantage Vier | Si "B™ iaipieaslyy—Now, who-whe| started thie thing, anyway? L PARTNER tm one of the ducing firms of the city of New York had occagton to bire an sotor to play a etal) fa @ drame he was puttirg out, A rather