The evening world. Newspaper, March 13, 1913, Page 22

ee ESTARLISHSD “BY JOSHPH PULL Published Daily Except roa Lf the Press Publishing Company. Nos, 53 to Kk Row, New Yori 2c aaa ‘The Evening World poy Magazine, Thursday, March 13.1913. ; ‘ 4 | | | \WANTAHAT SOMETHING ) } YES MAN, | HAVE JusT TAKE T OFF! [ a, a ivi Jf coe sae He E HAT FoR Your TYPE oF peer | | : ong L WAR ‘ | BY MRS.GEN. PICKETT: | ' ahi 7 oe TLE HATS — , /; ) Give ME ONE TCAN PROFILE WITH ONE OF THOSE HIDE (3 <7 PuuL pind DOWN Your FACE HATS Sintered at the 0 Pom-Oftic Second ter Subscription Rates io The ‘ gland and the Continent and World for the United Staten, All ‘Coun! tles in the Intefnational , nad Postal Union, by The Pree Pubifsiing Co, (The New York Evening World) i No. 28—GEN. LEWIS ADDISON ARMISTEAD. \ 66 HAT Knight Tempiar's badge which IT see yo ay wearing, I suppose, belongs to your father, Fe Pickett isn't a Mason,” said Gen, Arnitstend we were taking our places in the Virginia Reel at a X ++ $9.50! One Your. . 20 One Monthes Be Year Month “Noun | THE COMING APRIL CLEANING. CCORDING to the sanitary officials, Manhattan is dirty in places. Brooklyn is dirty everywhere, Both need a good | cleaning, and both will get it in April if it doesn't cost too NO. 18,832 at the nome of Mr, Reuben Raglan in Petersburg, Vireink “No,” 1 repited, “the General is not a Mason, But 2 is gol shall to be and then he shall wear the badge, For have his protection then.” “He ought to be a Mason, but he must have his owd badge. You, should wear this one always. It will help you in every crisis of life, It will awaken sympathetic chivalr; in the heart of many upon whom you will not know th much ' you have y claim for assistance. Tt will bring to your * | ;. side members of the oldest and most powerful organization ) What it should coat to keep clean all the boroughs of the city. as in the world, whose long life is based upon the confidence 7 i inspired by good deeds and the practical living up to the sentiment voiced by the Christmas angels: ‘Good wilt toward men.’ The sunlight of its beneficence has irradiated , the world for centurioa and has given light and warmth to hosts of men an@ women in the darkest moments of thelr i!ves.”* | Gen. Armistead touched his own badge and aatd: | “My badge was one of the few possessions I brought with me to help m@ | fight under our new flag, Pickett left his belongings with the Britis! Captatat jin San Juan. I left my uniform with Hancock In Los Angeles. He was only brevet-Major then; but I told him that he would be Major before long and might | Reed it. Wonder if the dear old fellow did put it on and think of me? I gave him my prayer-book, too, and told him he would surely need it before he got | through with us, How he begged me to stay! But Tam a Virginian, you know, | It was hard for us old fellows to leave the United States flag, It was not eo much @ surprise to me that Gen. Pickett did as that I did myself.” “You were both Virginians, What else could you do?” “Nothing. We would don any uniform at Virginia's command, Tow well | Pickett looks in his! If tt were military he would have violets embroidered on his lapels, If he should ever be President and Commander-in-Chief of the army one of his first orders would require that the uniforms should be adorned with roses and lilies of the valley instead of gold lace that cankers and rusts. What exquisite hands your General has! But then I have good hands myset “What a beautiful and bright woman Mrs, Pryor 4s and what an ornament to Washington soclety she was! She tells a funny story about her first appeare ance at a Presidential dinner. In the time of President Buchanan very compll- cated hair dressing was the style and {t necessarily required much time. She chanced to have a hair dresser who used to do Rachel's hatr. The charming well as the two under review, must be left to experts to figure out. They also must do the figuring as to wha would be excessive com- pated with other needed expenditures.~ i It ought note however, to be impossible even to municipal oMicials | to keep fairly clean a city where there is so abundant a supply of water, where drainage in the main is so good, where streets are s0 straight and wide, where slums are so restricted and buildings so, generally new and well devised. | a | And if there be already some parts of Manhattan that are nol dirty, why not put signs up to mark them, so that neighbors can { recognize them and imitate the example? | Finally, let not Manhattan boast too much ere April comes. j Thore is no great glory in being cleaner in spots than Brooklyn so | | long »8 Brooklyn is dirty all over. — to THE NEW WAY TO FORTUNE. R. HERBERT E. HUNTINGTON has entered the field of ] counsellor to the young by advising aspiring youth to enter | thers wan titty aaa ve mg discourse and the time slipped away until : ‘3 : 7 ST we coed te je left for the remainder of the toilet. So our Lady w ni | the serv of big corporations. “In these days,” says he, the carriage with her gaitern on her feet, instead of the dainty, slippers feed “the average man has better opportunitics to win success In salaried PERFECTLY CHA — Vara He ee el ' suppose she was safe from detection, as those who { Ap pai aes Ae fk i" {i ‘ her face and heard her conversation woul! not be likely to think of her positions than in individual enterpri« The big industries pay Take Tuar ofr! THAT’ RECT Ware ING! | dress. She could write enchanting books of her experience If she would.” salaries ai the top.” | HATE THOSE HIDE ! ore wall ad ne aoe ; ne ‘| V's confidence er literary Tho counsel is wise, but it shows that a great change has come | ha secasoreminee literary over American opportunities in a single generation, Counsellors of te ATINY = - shove who knew Gen, Armistead : aa he lived he was “a fi ° \° youth when Mr. Huntington was young advised the ambitious to | TLE ONE HRB eae slow of tn: work for themselves. They pointed to the example of Daniel Webster him around on the crimsoned hiil of nee . | Gettysburg was as the sudden fall of a who in the days of his poverty refused to accept a position as clerk stormy night over a aa day in June. of a court on the ground that he intended to be a lawyer himself and He has come down in history ; i : s ‘ i sublimely tragte figure in the supernal not a recorder of what other lawyers did. So Robert Ingersoll, ecene of the greatest act in the most iis day advised young men, in a noted address, to be aaa, & s solemn martial drama of our history. Ae Dees 4 ; | He appears before the imagination tn as to be “ready for fortune when she cor to you,” said he. the mail of a battle hero, shrouded in Fortune, it appears, hax ceased to beckon the independent. He | | the sable cloak of an early awful doom, iy ath : ' neil Still echo through the decades his last 1 that would rise must now put his foot on the first round of a ladder words as, with his cap on the point of | alreacy built. It may not be the quickest way, but it is the surest. his sword, he led his men to the Federal wuns: ~ ——__°42——— ‘ “Remember, boys, remember! Follow “ ” me! Strike for your homes, your wives A GRAND “CITY DAY” PARADE. | Be sin cemeetusatisl | Coma telow . mat 1 {1E proposal to have all city departmental parades on a single | ‘They followed on at his call and those day, thereby making a notable civie display, is attrac would be a holiday of note and,serve excellently as an ob, lesson in the magnitude of the municipal government. Also it 1 | be made occasion for inculeating in the young and arousing in their 0 ; elders a more animated civic patriotism. Or We have, of course, so many holidays, there are serious objec: | , Fx tions to adding to them, But a good many of these legal festivals are but poorly observed. The parades are scant, the oratory per fifaciory and the banquets slimly attended, It would not be so with nN 1,000 men in parade, to he followed we. It] Poteet alten dsc chats d= a : : words yet ring out in a paean of glory from the place where the blood-red seal a consecrated his devotion to his cause, Virginia holds forever in her heart of ht | “he rr all PEPE LEG EE EE EE Pw | vearts her noble son whose Iife-current went out when “the high tide” ebbed, ht pectin Mr. Jarr Forms a Conspiracy to Abolish the Glad Springtime. | BRIGHT SAYINGS Of Evening World Children Pre rr er Poo roy ‘The Bvening World will give 610 weekly im cash prises for Bright Say- Kier do it, So [ have to get Rafferty to send me a man, And it takes more lee when the Warm weather comes spring it is only more expen “She is a prominent clubwoman, n't bellering, as you call it, if|noted suffragetic, a speaker of note, 1 you please,” sald Mr. Jarre, ‘I was just! woman of aifa suid My juclting a quatrain to Nature's Press | ing to the defe And, 7 y Day, showing upward of \ as 1 told you, if 1 aad my way, I'd | Agent, the Poet.” He may have spoken | tage by Children, n the evening by stately municipal banquets and oratory that we ‘14 | Pus it back “In this country all the poets I ever | Mrs, Dinkston—Mrs ‘There will be a first prize of $5 and five $1 prises awarded for suck ‘ arn) amine the nent ih diving, | ‘Oh, you mean thing!” sald Mr, Jar, [see is that feller Dinkston, and he's a/ himself. But he wasn't going sayings as seem to the Editor the cleverest of those submitted. ave message for the day, At any rate, the plin is worth trying, ployfully. “What would the poets do|bum He and hls wife is boarding mit | Gus do it. ‘Write om only one side of the page, keep to 100 words or less (pref- Sew York is big enough to have a day of her own, for Inspiration? you, ene” “Well, I was going to sa: erably less), and address BRIGHT SAYINGS EDITOR, ZVENING id YY ef “In spring he sings of vernal leas Mr. Jarr winced. Gus, “thnt all the poets I saw in this|]| WORLD, BOX 1,354, NEW YORE CITY. The Sayings must be original ete On which the lembkins sport, “They are—them—not boarding. Vistt-| country was bums, But in Germany a|] amd must be sccompanied by mame and address, And jocund rhymes of strawberries [ing a few days. Gedicter mit his Gedict or Fruehling, he The list of winners im the frst week's competition will be announced THE WORKING GIRL AND HER WAGES, oss: sys, oii tree punts At forty cents a quart!" “Sure,” sald Gus, “When they board |is a gentleman, and can pay for what | {em Saturday, { aaaiac “Cut It out! cried Gus, "You ain't |they pay, and when they eat and sleep | he orders." York bvening Wortd UT of the police scandals in this city and the white slave investigation in Chicago there emerge two facts that are not had enough Naquor in my place to start {off you it ts called wistin Ie Dink-| “what do you think of spri Copyright, 1913, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Fxening World), do you th of spring, Mr. ide at ‘ ba \ (i slo you think of spring |” disturbance, What you Qellering ‘#ion's wife a bummer, too Slavinsky?” asked Mr. Jarr, turning to| MY slmter, four years old, and my) you get up to apank me now, would wow the glazier, wiw was entering, mother recently paid a visit to an old] mind bringing me a dink of wadder a@ Gus?’ asked Mr, Jarr, as ho sidied Into the popular disputed. First, a majority of working girls receive wages “Spring Js fine for the glass business,” | {tlend, who ts bald headed, ‘The little | the same time?” ? cafe on the corner | BOG WT OR é “y = below the level of proper maintenance. Second, the police and for me," wald it only sald Mr. Slavineky, rubbing his hands, One turned to im mother hag ap) rey any, bpreroryed NEGAGE PSE “Boye playing baseball on the street is | “Mr —— is @ funny man, Hin head ia 2366 Amsterdam avenue, extra expense, Toad vertain powers back of then levy heavy extortions upon girls that fall, Women is breaking , rowing right through his hair freaking *wind ‘ } aM. if thad my way, like the Kats | ‘ WH, LOVE, A friend's thr litte It is argued in some quarters that it is a lack of sufficient wages has in Germany, 1 would push It back Hie weien vane piaganea fell ever Se Ee es ee ashore trees Wenig IRE think the Nalser could pust " Pneh SAFIN Same 4 f : ‘ e vel ble soup, replied: “4 that causes girls to go astray. Ut is argued with equal earnestness in ings asked Mr, dare, in Kone exctad ard Disliend (8 bou oy some more y wetable soup, replied: a opher quarters thi 1 luck of sufficient salary that causes police- prise H “T rwoniid, push it back," deciared Gus, | My two little nieces had a bird given | "avid like some more souns bul 1 dan'e dted Nu he could if he wanted to, for! “Mit spring comes bix ice bills and my|to them and were very anxious to see) Want any more of the garbape” quen to accept prait, wonderful feller,” satd Gus, “But | Mcense to ibe patd, and everybody diirks | {t bathe. On seeing it get into ‘a Falla J. Me 1 ORNS . i i 4 dan va (pare shar Arehistnne tha ; 1 rospect place, Brooklyn, Such arguments are i rely. They can neither be proven |juet at prescnt they talking war more beer and leas bar goods, and bar | water he first the thr ° ach argument opinions merely, They can neither be prov al rear ears | goods is where the profit ta, if there was! old child exclaimed: “Way, I dectare!| a Obie. gay TD eave nor vefdied. A multitude of shaping influences yo to the making of fioyo ie hard times 0 any profit in the retail Hquor trade, So | If dt lan’t getting waht in the watery 9k) Oe ners fee we ao ais ; ‘i 18 GIs Wo ; i t on Apel Bf ib daughter, aged s' res vy any individual act, and it is hopeless to try to find the dominant, guces the Katser is got other th to! I say push it back! Raus mit Frueh- | swith all its feathers on au apple to share between them, My lin; LEO FP, REUCH bether him,” Tet us be content for the present at least in trying to improve Int * on W to do the dividt to lef rmany they eall spring ‘Frueh- “What do sou think of spring, Rat- Nob Bast iMth-atrets |r pe Me Se bne ee the the conditions of life for the working girl, whether she be moral or don't thes’ My, darr inquired. forty?" asked ‘Mr, Jarre, turning to tho crane loame back 1 asked Willle (my ; r tus regarded him with scorn {noted Harlem builder, who had just) The family had just retired. whether he gave his alater the beat 1 immoral. It is but to light out for the working woman the war that Why should they call apring ‘break- [dropped in to see what time it was. Mamma,” called oit little Moitic trom| a the apple, "sure, he maid, “Pg Marking 0 men by organization have fought out for themselves, if the fart?’ he replied. “Spring, tn Copyright, 1918, hy The Prem Pubitehing Go, (The New York Evening World), | @averybody drops into Gus's just to the darkn Please give me a dink | pep the geeds, She can plant them ang jot ila th >xual blem fe while and : man, te ‘Fruchting.” But as 1 told) SHAW! The “oubiate” haven't anything on the modern lover, as Jar|see what time It 1s.) ie cata of waddet to sleep ind fies ae @ tree full of apples.” " py ma ome! aside: . peor it is costing more, a . “ Mr. parent. ve minutes ed f 498 Gra nak Men Ye on hata wagos, they may do something besides talking, trade kicks If it don't get it, and T lose | — forty. “It's hanl to get any second | Came the same call, “What is it now!" FAA ASM AN Fath ee Pe eT 2 aaa = money. Then 1 dot te got radishes for | \ The trouble with most marriages is that a man always makes the mis-) mortgage money, and building's balne | asked the mother angrily. ‘Please give| My little boy came home from sch f ve lunch and et my Dar WAT | tage of marrying the woman who carries him off his feet instead of trying overdene in the nro sto my thinking: my a dink of wadder,” pleaded Molli [recently in great excitement, “Mothers! | Ci Vee) 7 though some says ho! xeluimed the angry | he said, “I almost wo; he eda ; . to find one who will keep him on them, ho t si y a nn the medat F m h This {ean oonion bar, T can't make | /2 fim fo 4f the building trades pick up and ici nerlian’ How i Mato seen L e t t ers ro t e P ¢o p 1 e ; ares , z you'll think xpring’s all right?” asiced > again 'll get up and spank little boy that sat nest to me won “There Surely Must Be! | For the first few months a bride has nervous prostration every time her| Mv. tare, . |you!" After a few minutes’ hesitation tt Mrs. 1. DURLACH, March, ISR, 3X = $870, X = $20 = original amount , o ‘husband is late for dinner, for fear he may have been drowned, run over or No, 1 monian's £ fed fi LAr al the ohttd called out; “Mamma, when 490 Quincy street, Brooklyn, h ; rejoined Rafferty Just 3 bbe Rae ices Bina Mo the Kalitor of The Evening World \ subotituting "$200" for a | murdered, After that she (carng that there are other things besides death | Sheu ice be a DR i amor oF en oe 2 Quistane |” em ean We very anally solved | which wilt keep him away from her, the banks puts out butlding lonns, | To My Pipe. famou oN eur? 4 webank, N.Y + OP, . | 4 was | —_— and speculation in new flats ta bdrisis, | By E G ~"" she Man witn the Money, Sanday. | , ; : 7 ; 4 i {just 0 aure ge everything look | ly Eugene Geary. ‘Vo the Editor of The Evening World To the Kaitor of ‘The Frening World | Jn a man's opinion a woman's reason for everything, from laughter Lb ispal . Poveda l called in the bi ¢ Copyrigh®, 1915, vy The U'vaus Publiching Co, (The New York Evening World), “"™ayeq. ‘A reader sent you the following probe | hat Gay of the weok did Deo. 13, \ murder, ts “just because.” nen 6 2a deer wren en bersihdil tem: “A man started out with a sum ), fall? YR H be : tinue fee) = ‘ | | Then all of you except Slavinsis that I feel, ou fill up the night with the inoens¢ a | at sy elgg grata ppt Ml ss wine ii tas ons ak | Phe secret of the modern man's youthful appearance is not only the) think spring should be pushed pack?” thore i something of dreams, . Br ceoe thas onecnira ot the| 12 3% correct t ‘pital letter ate | lconstant physical exercise with which he keeps his flgure in trim, but the said My. Jarr, that’s bound to go wrong: And apples of discord can never grow “Pugh st back for me, too!" orl Slavinsky. ‘T forgot my wife told eage i iter a semi-colon? (I don hiatus groww tani in vemainder for a cornet; from the Fe} james that would in uny ca t refer to a Degin with constant sentimental ecereise with which he keeps his heart in active con+ mane ped wlor floats peacefully, graces maining sum he paid $® more than its Pree ; dition it wan such fine weather she got (0. Op the gay double shufle's astray in fully round & capital letter.) RA | one-fourth for an overcoat, Thon he had | \ hget new clothes and a hat!” my song. These bachelor quarters, my magicad Bae Jeet How much cid he RAVE | sg matter of w | | Wren a vette blames “the other woman” for her husband's deflections So they alt 10 mish back tHe} tm wot JuAt the maw with emotion to pipe! ; ny @olution: When a man Is walking with two la- | sa foruete thot it waan'h the ) wh pmiae “love, hono, Joyous #prinstine, can j ar mah ine 1 walling with two lee she forgets that it wasn't the WOMAN who promised to “love, honor and ae For cambrie or Itnen my salt tears to] Let them how! and proclaim tat youd amoun: for X +) “(or on the #hde nearest the curl jeheriah” her ' Costliest Turquoises. wipe, converse is amount deft x anount left; | WoL A. - Takis eg But {rive in a Joy that's exclusively dissipation and other lett; 18 (My X — 90) Sides of a Triangle. Varriage isn't a lottern, It ix a game of skill, which requires more Ayo mine, othe atin of The Baeaing Wo ; science than chess, more concentration than whist, more finesse than diabolo, ast have An my Wom in the bowl of he apats submit @ problem for your mathes | Mi anarnatlaGarahan’ anit audlncee aarie whic y vy Ay ure matical readers: The base of right| ¢ \ DEE ERNE aN Gol! and more nerve than poker Sto the so: “wate the dia a i $ | angled triangle ts 56 Inches, ‘Dy other | papard or the “lustre” of the pearl, The deep| Blest cha no genius or genii could| The flowers grow sweeter on memory's mount left, 6 2-6 X two sides are to be found, and their The wagon which a woman hitched to a star used to be a baby carriage,| oiure color of a tunjuolse may fade soon | make dmount paid for overcoat; | measures must be st. Fraction re: “Easter and Palm Sunday come on) Now if's an automobile, And soon it bids fair to be the band teagon after being exposed to Meht and atr,| Half the marvele they fashion, de- | + = amount paid for wults are admissible, The figures for different dates every yea! Consequently, tourists buying the stones prived of your fume . ripe, Qvercoat; 2-6 X — 19-8 — (I-12 X — 65-6 / these aides may be easily obtained by “What a mixup there must ue In! v ; 3 ae in Persia have to guard against tur.) Thro’ your smoke dance the naiads, (ie © tirrets of palace ©) w= Anal amount + 0; 2-6 X -- 190-3] any one without using square root the y: hen trey both fall on the ‘ust men appear to regard the suggestion to sign a marriage certificate vyoigeg that have been kept in damp} satyrs and fau : smvker wreaths dele: ‘aul! “AAR N. Gi ~ 10 oe 0; Gds Xp 810-12; | Georgetowa, Conn, game . 1 deefidyed buitco scheme, earthenware pote. | Thre’ your wreaths ali the roses of ‘otly ‘old pipe! >