The evening world. Newspaper, March 1, 1913, Page 9

e’ Belicve May Irwin, Woman Can't Outlive Her Sense of Humor Why, the Stock Exchange is just » like a big bargain sale, but not as pretty because your ribbons are only long bits of white tape with mys- terlous hieroglyphics printed along them! Now, a woman would have made those tape machines combine a pleasure with business! If you muet lave stock quotations (le that th: neht way to say it?, have them; bur why not have @ nice serial story run- ning on the underside to nuse the Y # who don't seem to be taking a tive part in the scramble? I'm! not sure that a woman wouldn't find the way to make that machine tural} it sausages, too; it would solve the! M&M woos out without more than Justy Tam sure Engiiah women must blest} wouldn't be tolerated in a) woman lackboarda are no doubt 4 con- her omnibus fare she always comes] the Katter nants, f heir hus | wtere, Hy the way, 14 wee why you wyoess marke for the rigut solutions to # Ittle Khops that have the most [bands have no excuse to forget to buy |are so proud of that Moor, either! suins the clever floor boys have | tive things. ro ate lovely sta [thelr collar buttons from tt Have | Hu gure it isn't much to boast about done in thele heads! ‘The oes whe’ ere | toners’ stores an@ haberdash you noticed, dear New York men, thatlany way, Just plain wooed, no. even) walking about doing nothing are the downtown, If there are two th & woman simply can't remember to buy }pulisied, in aome Of our Mores We have | senior and extra-inteRigens pupila wha ee a0) tract me it's stationery and 1s} collar buttons for her wuswer-half? Us| lovely parauetry work; and at any rate[«ot thelr problems done early, then eee > London I can never go down to the}a fact. She'll get Min anything from a [it's mways waxed and olean louking,|they hang around, manliite, 40 eee the ee on [City without spending a good many {safety razor to suspenders; she'll 6 we are not obliged to Dave men Kolng | lagwards get into trouble and gloat over EMBER, | Shillings on maaculing neckwear and | try matching a box of elgare from an {around with watering pots to lay th It took me some time to erasp fancy notepaper, not forgetting pretty |old xtub; HOT sie will not recall tas you do! And then the way you dea! I'm ashamed te say, but how —_—>— it this one—well, she's] piece called ‘She Knows Better Now | colored nealing wax, Ive ume {ict that what he wants moet is a card w your hwin acound! Don't you! I've got it (lL hang on 40 It! Now £ su Know kes} but T thought too much of you eritic# thing in Paris round the Bour arts Jot coline buttons! ever love them’? You wouldn't find; understand about the bunch of cross, It’s Born in Her and} come to] to bring It into New York. If L've read } is different from London and New York} ‘Talking of stock exehanmes, however, women taline off thelr hats and teave| worrled lodidng men outside en the = . ‘ I've read five hun | in one respect, thoumh, because in the fits in Paris that you get the best wlew ing (em about promideuously Ike | curb below roped in together under the Keeps Her Alive, Es-\_ Wa eves and hands. | jact fall, 1 saw purely f [Mtreets nowr tte siock Kxchande thore lor the funny way men do business, ‘hal’ When a visitor seas the Stock | aurvelilance of an ofcert T guess they facially When Ile There was a moment of eloquent seas |i Wi { dwell all the wholemale sili and satin[ You cay set out under the awnings of xohinge, af viewed from the gatlery,| were the very Badly behaved ones of peek bol PP ARIAS derailer rs lene iil ae hounes, a Well us emuroidery and trim. }any one of the many Mttle cafes that | it lovks more lke & vecond hind bid) the bunch and they got sent eut of the Mixed With a Drop ot Ort He uedaieeurinma teres ne Be fend ining merchants, ond there are, theres abound on the Mace do Ia Bourag aid shop (han wovtoing else Hats on the! class as a punishment! Phey were / a a laa vidual who Tooke, Ike | ng f prA— fore, almost ax many women and aris | waters them tum) and down the lefcen about the tolevhone booths, hats |lucky it wasn't raining! Some of them Seoich—So Why Not}, » ny KE i Jround the ap there ere tioep stems of the rae nérone thy lon the rullines where the bond brokers }lovked awfully mad about it and wer . , i n Who keems to b ule VST y woinen dow! street, vellina vdmen and geation. ueorghiy a little platform | making all sorts of menacing gestares ; ————— ; Laugh With Mer Whe Bn seek of the Wille drexamialn, Dut ot the eamul lang like monkeys (You 4d. tho ryélltex {to themxclves, hata plied anywhere andfup atthe eladows; if I were the alco ret t "e DASH inine fashion plate! wa high cost of ving worry as well as 4%, the shopping | part bor rlaht, too, dons you”, | « all over th ten floor,[old schoolmaster in’ the skulleap I You G he Chance? | vad beet teil 0 b a user was the | fei fe ieaiane a a : the me's part ef the}on a ap day [t's ® particularly 's0 to speak snonld werry. Omer members of the s | Club. ‘ I soppose the members who ie BY CUARLES DARNTON, | '\ about with thelr hands in their pockets, FER getting behind one of |!” tne fm wiernang of else sit round the “can” poets, ara| those trustworthy upright/or tar But you haved the y ones who got tw the shop} a s I ven d to inquire; | {nn nd your play-fearly and made their bargains before] ‘ aN 5 | “Tlas the funny woman an age ert. She was] taug’t mi ‘ he suburban crowd rushod slong; th Umit?" i her death, Vy , ui and this or ' fterward the just stay there to} { fo . wateh the fun a bit, a ke oman) A “There's nothing personal in that, [bp tesla sca ia estat pe eee chy I hope? ed Miss May Irwin, PR ag iran eet ny eyeing me narrowly and at the same|! hie dere UE on ade T asked inf turga'n away from under @ slower time stewithily drawing toward her | so It ts with 0 oe er's nosed @ heavy glass paperweight war-|' n't ike thet 7 dare say buying shares and things ranted to kill at forty paces, {is like buying gloves, You Ket them “How could there be?” I asked, fcheaper if you take them fn dozonst| 1 keeping on the safe side of the ques- cf Therefore the richer you ate th tion as well a e trunk, coms }¥O0 6 Fe 1 then you make cor “Tha t bad,” she was ge (things. (Ll say, I'd ke to make @ corner That's not ba ne Was good ish, for you bo; ¢y Fin Parry's frocks and Reveilion's ture!) | enough to “but,” she added,|in front to sny ‘Jolly May Irwin ess" | Lhere's one thing Where you Now York turning to abuse poor de Zayas, “that | Youre ives ane Babe ue i ‘nen beat ux women, and that im in the caricature you made of me—well, 1) 1s ritten another Jmoney tending tine, wo haven't love caricatures—BUT!" wae SOWA sn 1 K © lfany money to buy bargaine with ghtened abc h ia 1 P ving & I just f tu wee my 2 th Mer fingers tightened about the deadly ; ROW T atod when the ' y wer} 1 Me panerw and for a moment words wont up: That afternuon, my iL oNO, thas the agar 1 H eli? alka Dave fatled her. Strong emotion was obvi- jad been stricken with L]il that's the bachee This Way} cna goa nd—und we don't really o w ne over n her, I was was so sick that 1 could hardly wet | ou Pau s offen ax husbands pr 1 ne with iy S SecHeOee YOU #0 nd I've a Mttle something for you, i! to lend mon ally OUKNE to thow It you, A {there « 0 lor was t's an ack fed out 1 \t i us Well as cold : } tins . F lea shine to Bibi f I thought #1 Jaome of the Now ¥ tones | ng at my unhappy companion, Who was | |MONCY-LENDER PROBABLY A, — turning a3 9 vt st in “Ham ' WOMAN-HATER,. el bia : iM aoa Joni afrata that partion a wt ‘ sand plea ay of spen lini a apa t en thinking wrongly Jeurb ccowd were quite nice and quiet 4} siiply | honelis! , Pie poor w ‘ ab | ik er inape yok HA-land were working out their probleme io ‘ ' t 1 SHE OVERLOOKS THE PUSH fitdut ) Ange inn’ Ca store ata in thelr pocketbooks with a certain i ns wed to pate n an CAH) SRIGADE t vi Uiguitled patience it did ane good to see ] ay H Oe . alk at Lo ler ye " y. f ¢ come al 4 1 4 they ven and be taken i if H \ 4 loan, 1 ” <- back if Uh } i Nace I cry, very Interested in It all i Ws tae y no a ‘ i jea w York, and T think the sgteat ' , tn ‘ eo wi is Mings and mavble palaces with ail } Y i | J 4 ' ' ' » hold va , stand! the elevators down town are wonderful, 6 n f at “« t ’ ‘ fl wg Of 8 sn es and! if t have made many mistakes tn tne ‘ ° nan } purse ! f t ne tot Its) way f have understood your great Stock } " t r a t Ex you will forgive me, went \" pee 1 say . ty 1 T wor , the t Thode | you?veeanse, after all U'm onty a poor, auth ade me a ueed of SHE NEZOS A MASK TO CROSS PROADWAY, ! al 4 Le Woe da [Aid eoaties the pager wows oor juuberw bi ing +. on the! ignorant, Anglo-French heathen! ‘ THE EVE of the play out of my morment,"* ' with you. But I'm giving y % le information when L tell you that 1 felt anything but Jolly on Monda might, For one thing, my cold had go from my throat to my ¢ ' ‘my doctor sald, that's going with me.” ' i The joke was on the che Irwin made no bones about it. She was sovghing better as she continued “My sense of humor ta Keener to-day than it ever a drop of And I owe it all Ab teh In my mother Js Scotch-Canadian, and @ though ehe's elghty-one sie docsn't look a day over fifty. Her sense of humor keeps her yours. And that's true of every Woman Who looks upon Hfe wit & tWinkle !n her eye. Any time you hear any one say that women haven @ senso of humor don't you believe 4 Ve rather play to an i ° women than of men any tim tell me T kn ut matter 1 how to make men she ne | “A Mer Notion Is It Would, NING WORLD, SATURDAY, MARCH 1, 1913. ai ae Villars Sees the New York Stock Exchange gd Wonders Why Wives Are Teased About Bargain Sales | \6sJ Always on the Floor ‘ ¢ loas Broker Who} Vill Lend Money to ine Members on the, Spot When They Want to Buy Stocks and Things. Good condud marks BLACK -ROARD Be a Good Idea for the} Stores to Have a Man on Hand to Lend Cash ee ‘BALCONY, to Women Who Leave | Home With Only Car- ee } fare When They Go; Th ‘ Shopping. F FLOOR } bil | (umore Maren, Page &, ARORGRS) ; | | CAN" Pel. om BY MEG VILLARS. Liew (sora) etratsnncat FTER @ woman gees _ your Ss1x f. ——, | A Stock Exchange, dear New : “ be York, she just sits down and wonders how on earth you men creatures have the nerve to joke her about Bargain sales