The evening world. Newspaper, March 1, 1913, Page 11

The Evening World Daily Magazine. Saturday, March 1, 1913 iiawel eS OF SO WaLie. SAID To LISSEN- WHISTHING WELL, WHATS HISTLE AND RAIN WILL FoR RAIN 1S JUST A THe 1DEA ? S Come. OUT OF RAIN SPouT? : 1GURATIVE EXPRESSION : ; : You CANT Mate = IT - RAIN BY WHISTLING. \ CANT DE DONE. WILLIE THAID ‘To WHITH-EL AN WAIN WILL TUM OUT OF WAIN THRoUT Yo NOT “THAN WHat THA TEEPE ; To NOT “TH-TAND ; DING DING R Hey! DID ANY Too CLOTHE ? Come ov Tt? wien 6 : S'MATTER WeitH-ee pot er sewes Copyright. 1913. by The Pr Publishing Co, ‘be Mew York evening World), Mr, Jarr Capitalizes A Brain Fever Attack. 667 THINK we might have a little out A Romance of By O. Henry}|Beauty Secrets s&| Madison Square\i% = J poe By otnie |OE F. WwW amous omen “I—oh, L lost my job," said Vallance. what something to keep me from com- it and joined his compan: tue HERD 1s an aristocracy of the undiluted Hades, this city,” went ing Into that money. I'm afraid a tree pounced upon the food rave Tublic park» and even of the ; Mi ICAMIE: xt you eating in over me, or a stone drop on ine from @ Ide, “The cops won't bother uy nonaetie a CANE SOND ROU SE aaue ee fi thelr private apartments. ey joint, I've had more housetop, or something. I never was I'll roll up tho rest of this h P ee With triondetily $s ‘ miration, with love — Vallance felt’ rather than yeurs I've been little better than a pan- hundred nights as calm as a graven more; I'n¥aftaid I'll get alck. Suppors| Any Grolably others who wars 'aa be: utitul and many women more witty and intellectual, but in her own line no one, before or since, has ever teen | out of his world into chaos his feet Pensively and do nothing. Say—I don't breakfast was to come from. But now and never get to touch that brough* him directly to Madison Square, ™!nd telling you~lI've got to talk to {t's different. 1 love money, Dawson; again! It's eleven hours yet till time] genius for friendship, “Most of the famous men of the First Empire were at sam. Ml If tel, vi Pe bt ine eee ten fe harsh yaeset that Tm afraid, ~My nam Ide. You through my fingers, and people are bow- will you, Dawson? I'm afraid period of her life desperately in lave with ber, And even visiting foreigners, like morning. His furniture had gone to- wouldn't think that old Paulding, one of ing to me, with the music and the thing might happon. You haven't any i , save the millionaires on Riverside Drive, wa* flowers and the fine clothes all around, place to go, have you?" Dost Goethe, were saiitted with her charms, So great was her tact an what were upon him, had descended to My uncle, would you? Well, he is. 1 Ay long as L knew 1 was out of the game = “No,” sald Vallance; “nowhere to-| 1d she repel their advances that she kept many of her lovers to the day of her his man-servant for back wages, As /!ved in his house once and had all the y didn't mind. I was even happy sitting al ne have " n you | eect eaeeaal ‘ou take it cool,” said Ide, “it | voted : fevalianchnyeeaiconergecd cuustey Probable effect at Mr, Jarre indispos! | for him a bed oF a broiled lobster or a {he Brice of a couplo of drinks about fountain Jump and "Watching the cur- you've told It to me atralght. I should] | She was endowed by nature with an extremely attractive personality. She ¥ ' (i c { riages go up the avenue. fort suet iele ubieab che lahocid.- ltain 4 of my hand again now—almost— good Job just in one day woul’ be te: win, bak war fn my front room!" said Mrs, Jarr,| fftune of his services—when in health. b: nging on his friends or by «y" y that I'm all in, fnanctally.” yng 1 can't stand to watt twelve hours, ing his halr, solely, as deep- forgetting Mr, Jarr was threatened If you are to be sick playing pinochle | them by spons' ir by “I've been living for a week in a ly beloved by ber ld happen to Vallance, laughing, “that 1 would josen the park. me ete fifty things that could happen to me—[ sald w cards, I think you gentlemen did|D&Ner wines—and I wish such a sick- |" on’ this was because an uncle “linke’ Mori, “tain tt, ale! could Ko blind—L might be attacked with Nave thought that a man who was ex- Ry ae Pres ge ' friends in a red fi 1 a ‘end before 1 could’— next day would be fecling pretty easy country last summer! You ruined my ” re jannel dressing skirt, | ajjowance from liberality to nothing. to-day a chap with some pa; an en ° @ining-room table by scratching it with | #in’t tt pretty bad for your and] And all that was because his nephew his pockets was there, p Ide sprang to his feet again with a and quiet neck 6nd chouléere i admirable both as to” 014 clears! And my rug was a e'gnt|‘"duired. girl, who comes not into this story— go I didu't go aroun’ again till after aud began to look. Vallance took hiv etood at the door of Lawyer Mead's of with butnt matches and cigar ashes and| “How on the bum? What do you|therefore, all readers who brush their dark. There was a letter there he had sr Pepsin dad vg tion, @ Ilttle red r A : TT when the hour approached, and Val ‘mouth, pearly teeth, - “Ain't you afraid if you ain't tacre| read no further. There was another a big downtown lawyer, Mead. I've sen “and try to calin yourself, ‘There ts no When the hour Approy , and Val~ i and an incompar- : (Coprright, 1008, by Doubleday, Page & Oo.) What'knocked you out of the gain: Ben to me before morning, 1 don't know lunch into a napkin. Vallance went with! Dypong Wprnanh, 1044, 07 koe Kreme VunusRinG Le, (Lhe New Lore sweating World), other, “One duy you're eating will fall on me, I'm afraid a cab willrun “We'll go back to the Squa ‘agabonds who use them for than my share of hard luek. For five afraid before. I've sat In this park @ atuff fer our brea! TL won't eat Was Mine, Recamier, Kven in her own day there lknew this, bu: when he stepped down handler, I was raised up to live ex- image. without knowing where my I'd die of crantpe or something to: quite #0 clever as Mme. Recamler, For this wonderful French woman had » somebody, you see, because I'm afraid- jm happy as a god when it's trickling to gee that lawyer. You won't leave ine the famous Duke of Wellington or Prince Augustus of Prussia or the Germaau ward certain debts, His cloth Vi have a bench with you. |death, For she performed the almost impossible feat of turning them sato de- \m 4 @ame of pinochle and smok bis mathere was not in the whole city Money L wanted, Say, haven't you gut hero ragged and hungry, listening to the he bum from a|i» thus described by another woman, She sar by So means @ ‘man’ a} ( oa) on the Ard that he besa He But ita in think @ man put on t s a iada a‘ wacin Heo ea a Wee ce ee had the good) Duttonhole unless he should obtain Lopate nape reer tt ‘ : it. There are “I believe I've already remarked,” with brain fever. “And as for playing| ®t Home, mit Virchinia ham and tcham-| false pretenses. Therefore he had eoo! cellar on Division street, P SSS\ AnD 3 . y, remaraed, own sox as well, enough damage when I was in the|"** I could get-sitting mit your],2q disinherited him and cut down ble where else to go, While I. was heart disease—the world might e to pecting to come into @ fortuse on the elegant figure, a: poker ohips and burning it with your|¥ON't tt put things on the bum?” he | had disobeyed him concerning @ certain I didn't know but what he wasa fy cop, #hriek. People atirred on the benches At 10 o'clock on the next day the two shape and propor. i ‘ ; f Ide'a nerves fluttered worse than mean?" growled the brain fever patient, | hair toward its roots may be warned to left for me. Say—Dawson, it was from ‘ome and walk,” he sald soothingly, ever bite of ham and cheese from your old » @ nose delicate and © ce been the prospective heir and fa- me to play the prodigal nephew--wants ng to happen to you. One Possible prey to the dangers ne dreaded, Gosens and dozens of those crimped | {yy £9 into the hands of @ deceiver?” | Vorite, Being without grace or hope, he mo to come back and be his heir asciin ate iee hey entered the oMice Lawyer deer bottle tops”— Mae ses lavinsky, had long ago disappeared in the mire. and plow !n his money. I'm to call at , panion up almost ana Vallance were» Pkg iealh ly. He “Oooh!” groaned Mr. Jarr, as he| «uM ,JAFF was on the point of anying | Now dragneta were out for him; he was the lawyer's office at 10to-morrow and devertel Fifth avenue and then woat- AMA Vallance were old friends. After feaned back in the easy chair, tho firm was in the hands of @ de- | to bo rehabilitated and restored. And #0 step into my old shocs again—heir "0 ward along tho Thirtles toward Wroad- NA SMOine he (urued to Ide, who stood Mesh!" cried the chairman of the| “ver even then—one who had deceived | Vallance fell grandly as Lucifer to the three million, Dawson, and $10,000 a way.’ “Walt here @ few minutes,’ he fore ine ‘expected orlale ng limbs be- him as regards a long-promized raise , lowest pit. joining the tattered ghosts year pocket money. And—I'm afraid— paid, leaving Ide in a quiet and shad- “sy * roy visitors’ committes, the ready-witted | of salary. But he only remarked sul. [4m the littie park. Tin ateala T sent a recond letter to your ad. | owed spot. Ho entered a familiar hotel Mr. Rai “He Is threatened with | ton) ‘Then arose one from a seat near the The vaxrant leaped to his fect ani and strolled toward the bar quite in hiv frostieet night, Mr. Te" he sata. “t jon, It was ren- Drain fever, He must be humore Hoan thavena dani leaping fountain and came and sat him- raised both trembling arms above his sured way. _ Where te Coat ene err eeeinr® moe fovea frvesietitty oy “Oh, dear! How could I forget?" re-1 «what wou tide” asked Ransle. self nt Vallance's side, Ho was elther head, He caught bis breath and moaned ero’ A poor devil « thal Me Penidiog Hee eeu form, you the kindliness of its piled Mrs. Jarr. “Yes, we must humor! «wpnree hundred and fifty!” said Mr. | Z2UPs OF old; cheap lodging-houses had hysterically. he sald to the bartende fler to take you hack ‘into favors ue expression." him, He wants me to cook the Vit~! yarp et *| favored him mustily ors and combs Vallance seized his arm and forced hungry and looks it, You hax decided not to do no. @ ayer He Ghe wae the dqugh- gitfa ham you sent for, Mr, Rafferty, g had passe! him by; in him drink had nim pack to the bench, they do when you give them money, Fix ind desires 4 H 22U to understand that no change wilt he mado in the relations existing be- tor of @ notary, or , Ho got the bid, but in melding he de- | been bottied and sealed in the devil's «ne quiet!” he commanded, with up a sandwich or two for high, ana lawyer; a man much clared a dix was a ten-spot and in-| bond, He begged a match, which 1® something like disgust in his tones. and put the wine on Ico you" sent for, a ; ‘One seo that he doesn’t throw it away eh OB Aha hi Mz, Rangle. So T suppose T'll have to | gisted he had 180 clubs and 10) ace the form of Introduction among park 1d think you had lost a fortune, tainly, Mr. Vallance,” sald the ‘Ine'e rug’, eee respecte aad ih let you play plnochle and smoke right) “why, you only got three aces! That | benchers, and then he began to tall {nstead of being about to acquire one. bartender. “They ain't all fakes, Don't color emma bee nly ceased. The | very comfortable here in my, parlor whilo I fix a little its, you got four aces, but two of them| | “You're not one of the regula Of what are you afrat¢ Uke to see anybody Ko hungry." atralahiensd hie bask. nee nee cfroumatances. : luncheon." j!8 aces of spades!" said Rafferty. sald to Vallance. ‘I, know tailored ~swhy, I'm afraid something will hap- He folded u liberal supply of the free forward half js Jaw went she was fifteen hi Mr. Slavinsky went to the telephone | "ay . : clothes when I see ‘em. You just forward haif an inch and a gieam came ‘and her mother ar. atic, low now, Hecate? You look An&-| stopped for a moment on your way -—————-— pn ane 0 hin eye. He pushed back hin hat OFF ih Garmin, to be more empnnts: through the park. Don't mind my talk- tered hat wit one hand and extenied ranged a marriage ordered a box of the best cigars Gus ea Mi Mae Le rete whine Teel ca he shad, to be sent around at once. vinsky, “You ain't got 18 trump, and| with somebody. I'm afrald—I'm afrald, Mr. Slavinsky always approached | you ain't got 100 aces T've told two or three of those bum- telephone as though it were some dead- |” «Out, damned Spot!" quoted Mr, Jarr,| Mera over there about tt. They think ly instrument that would explode right/and he kicked @ slippered foot at the | !'™ crazy. Say—let me tell you—all I've fn his face if he showed any sien of | table leg. had to eat to-day was a corplo of riety "Where la the dog?” asked Ratterty, | bretzel# and an apple, To-morrow . ed 6?" asked Rafferty. | stand tn line to inherit three millions Hence he closed his eyes eo tight h!8)"T don't see him. and that restaurant you see over there the other, with levelled fingers, toward for her with Re- mor he wald, 1 thee ote “rH N TH H N Pr turned and walked ut of the office with | father, In accordance with irench custom the young gtr erent es bod a firm and lively step Jabout this union, but acquiesced dutifully to 2 , ; y Ker I le Tet aR The banker lived in a luvish style and was very proud of the grace and | . beauty of his young wife, 8h C0 3 face wrinkled: and then he bawled! “What dog?’ whispered Rangle,. | with the autos around ft will be too BY LOUIS TRACY am glad ya ame fn,” he sate se is ay ee pa aN ey reee, Sarnia hoes AD stve those receptions that through the transmitter In a harsh,| “This dog ‘Spot’ he tells to wo out” | cheap for me to oat in Don't belteve it, genlally, “Your unole wants you to ra! ame, Recamler had been taght by her mother, herself r : ined volce. hispered Rafferty in rep do you?” i nd iti: urn home oner con hake | . 7 » herself a handsome woman, Wades) ne Wael savi0k VA NOR.Ot| HARA aa, au coe k Git Cwithout the slightest trouble,” said As Startlingly Original a Exciting as to the altuation that led to hie ea to take great care of her beauty. One of the moat indispensable things in the Vallance, with @ Iaugh. “I lu} ano “ a aliane au ollet of a lady of the period was a good selection of cosmette |there yesterday. ‘To-night I cowlda’s TARZAN OF THE APES ” be an HWA go not mean make-up, but healing creams and lotions for the kine ages tee your very best clgars—azwel fiir flint. Jarr with a@ merry laughs ‘Then he lapsed inte German. Mr. |cost you fellows double because “ ; 1 > Many of th buy a five-cent cup of cofte lv Lawyer Meaa, | taahio dies bathed in milk to Improve the text ag Jarr afterward sald he could under- ‘you don't look Mke one of us. Well, Ww. i SE ; M 3 breaking and. calttne * | and, there Is no doubt that Mme. Recamler pre, Ure of thelr complexions, stand eno German to realize that Humor him!" murmured Ran-} 1 guess those things happen, I used ty ill Begin in Monday's Evening orld, March 3. his ler a Poguli ie etn comade aa ik wee cold Pees we hee 6 OG waa Mr. Slavinsky left the matter as to javinsky edged awa ibe a high-flyer my some years ago, Mr, made as follows: White wax and apern i py ane, 49 reputed to have used was who was to pay for the cigars rather - : ~ “ c 1 ha dram, and rose or orange vague and nebulous, The only thing he rl Hewer wat m ounce and bai sitive about was that It would P - ; . mw er oF ge an 'afr art rod 7 Gu went stone ie MARCUS, The boarding House Goat : ee vi th cigars, Mr. Jarr being very weak. |e ming me In due time Timer, Gus's bartenter : an ‘oma : tat al arrived with the hox of cixara and a io ict = YEA MARCUS! 1, CAESAR HAMBONE- ) | : = cer ielgatiy y, the Deautten of the day, See era aan Rania ane pavientiy | | {HARK YE WELL, MARCUS! A GEE! READER! THEY (|| |GREATEST LIVING TRAGEDIAN- am | |) ANO-ER-IN TH! MEANTIME aaa encra of cold, way ea at £08: Rafferty dnd Mr. Rane tient at faur.| | [DISTINGUISHED BOARDER HAS. [TELL ME THIS NEW PROUD OF YOU | SHALL MAKE you | |/ COULO YOU ShARE ME: rnavaet cle ras compoued hand auction bid | ‘ \ VARRIVED AN’ IF yOU BOARDER |S SOME, M ATEN CASE NOTE? iy) baal eto . give nary and laven- romatic bath ” > Ps But, an they “afterwards told Gon \ Ready LIKE A GREAT DETR. tLEFT ME CHECK _ des, Wolied In w aufictent quantity of deni no friendship, they wor = RE’ ae ) r Paver ae nroush nich, an experience | } t THIS BOARDIN’ HOUSE" = Mine, Recamler alwaya dressed again, To instance, Mr. Stavinsky asked —- rather sini ‘ ly for her station life, of the great wealth of her | He @ and her jowals, Io spite (not that he cared, but just to make | talk), while Rafferty was dealing, the nd sho never wore dt | f | a, , Lao ; avorite dress was wh : . li - i F Ass, , | j . en nong the most In Norway ost famous of her LI. stock, foots, tontes and vete- ( 5 E f / K i | ( Suebe. wes the Viscount de Chateau: A Nnary preparations of every ) / J B a sino after the death of her hus- kind are classe! as patent medi- ‘ cs y > 4 . i Was an old, blind eines’ in Norwa: All patent medl> : wante rey her, but with refused him, cines or preparations classified as such can be sold through druggists and are aubject to examination that never failed her she >-~—- DIAGNOSED, * board d the Medisinal : a If found harmful, or the clatins ® y * . The se doughnuts"—- b. for t! are considered misleading, or ‘ ~ -2 : at G . 4 hat's if analysis shows that they are pri : ¢ a ; | out of proportion to the cost of + igre reper yA eco fader j dagvedients, their sale is furviduen, ff CENCE B yeh fd | H J {