The evening world. Newspaper, February 26, 1913, Page 5

MAC HIT ONE BLOW, “GENERAL FELL, AND REVOLUTION ENDED! % “War Buster” Wouldn’t Let Nicaraguans Fight Till They Did His Work. A mighty man is Daniel J. MoCul- tough in Nicaragua. A man of culture he t@ too, principally physical culture. He is the boss revolution “buster.” Charles H. Thompsen, arrived from Nicaragua on the Tivizes, of the United Frvit line, told all about Mr. MoCul- leugh, whose partner he was for ten yours. ‘Me, Thompeon formerly mved in Cin- Cinneti, and he is going back there. He eaye he got sick and tired of revolu- tdons, sick and tired of quinine, of mos- qitoes, of the heat and six months’ Feta. So he sold out to his partner and {a en his way to Cincinnat!. But the evolutions are not as frequent as they ‘used to be, not since Daniel J. MoCul- lough took a hand. Mr. Thompson's former partner is a tig man and right handy with fist or shillelah, The revolutions had got to bo @ nuisance and they were bad for the fruit business, in which the partners were engaged. The soldiers kicked up that It got all over the ud they Kept the roada all ». But, worse than anything the work on the ad come and a men working Wh WS FIST WAS. a Au HE STRUCK HIM- for McCullough and Thompson dropped their implements of labor and went Rome to set their guns. They kept | ghouting “Vive” tor somebody, or may- | hi be for themselves. But MoCullough heard the awful noise and went out to find what it was all about. Revolution? McCullough Knocks It Into a Cocked Hat! “A revolution” they told him !t was, and he wanted to know where ail the/ — men were. They had gone to the army to revolutionize. “They left work,” he orled, “and the fruit all to be got in! I'll bet there'll be no revolution!” But there were the soldiers marching down the road. They were all there, brave in lace and gold braid. Some of them had trousers on and a few of the generais wore hats with cockades. They made an imposing sight, but MoCul- lough declared they could not tmpose on him. Bo he went and got a big stick, like our own Teddy might have done, and he marched right up to the soldiers. “Where are you going?” ea he to the biggest general. “We are going to the war,” the gen- eral responded. “No,” sez McCullough. my work being done?" “Plenty of time for work,” said the THE EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1918, guns, in such a hurry they were, Th made a picturesque sight, running | down the road In their soldier clothes, | and McCullough never let up on them with his shillelah until they were back | on the job. “Now, Ul be the dictator,” he sex; | fightin “and if you want any more i} you know where to get it There is going to be no more revolutions wh! there's work to be dune on this fruit | and . Now, don't forget that, that will be about all.” And that was the last of the revolu- tions ix Nicaragua. There were some, little uprisings, but they tasted oni: scene. | until McCullough reached t He was the dictator, sure enough, his men were always on the Job whi any work was to be done, One can't help thinking what a won “Haven't you heard about the new revolution?” i “Wat about derful man this same McCullough | | would be in Mexico, —_—e_—_ | SINGING DISTILLER KILLED. | (Special to The Evening World.) PHULADELPHIA, Feb. 26.—Paul Har- | ris, forty-five years, proprietor of t! Smith Distiling Company, a prominent| Mason and well known in German sing- ing soclety circles, was killed early this | morning when an automobile which was driving skidded on Asylum Pike, Frankford, and crashed into @ telegraj pole. Harris was hurled against ¢! pole. His neck was broken, The car rolled down a fifteen-foot em- dankment. John Schaeffer and Ernest Chambers received hurts and contusions. ‘The men were returning from » gun- ning trip. Nth, DELICATETIRED | This is an unnatural con- dition — a little rest each day every meal gives nature the material to restore strength. general, loftily, “Now we go to the wer.” ‘Oh, you do," sez McCullough, and | with that he struck him. His fist waa! all he struck him with, but glory to, glory, what an awful fist it was! The| general was knocked hors du combat, or something like that, stretched right | out there on the road, all the war) gone out of him and his army looking on aghast. When They Have Time to Play, They Can Revolt. “Now, then, go on back to work, the| rest of ye,” ses McCullough, and with that he let out right and left with the big stick and the army ran on in front of him and some of them lost their ——_—_——_—_—_________““-. CERTAINLY ENDS STOMACH MISERY. “Pape’s Diapepsin” Cures Heartburn, Gas, Sour- ness and Indigestion in five minutes. 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