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_The Evening World Daily Magazine, ebruary PILE SOME Just Anour MORE ON- WHAT-= Got A LOAD HAVENT You Coprriaiit, 1913, by The Presa Publishing Co, (Phe New York Evening World), MR. JARR IS ILL, BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW IT. the office to that effect) now began to @ damper over Harlem social activi- Lies. ‘Does he see things?" when Elmer, the bartendet hed informed indteposition. “You know, I tell you what,” said Gus, “my brother Meyer was telling me about a feller he knows what keeps a Nquor store in East New York, what had a feller commit suicide in his back room by hanging himself up on @ gas Dracket. After that this feller what run the place he won't let a telephone the inepector carries a rope to haul wires over the housetops. Ed, Cha: den't try to do anything rash, does he Bhmer replied that he did not believe it was suicidal mania that obsessed Mr, Jerr. . “He just don't want to go to work any in his slippers and playing solita're and drinking milk punches,” explained FE mer. ‘Mrs, Jarr thinks he le getting a brain fever. By this time the news had spread through tho neighborhood, and Gus trade was coming to Gus's place for the latest bulletins. “Is he oft his noodle, do they say?” Asked Mr. Rangle, coming in to get the latest reports, “If a guy goes out of his mind, he can say, ‘I'm crazy, so I don't hay > ‘ou wore crazy to lend him two dol- lars,” sald Gu that he don't want to work, and that he ( Slmprons.” “His what?” asked Rangle. “Tila Simpsons,” repeated Gus. stand that every you get has its different simpsons’ Unanswered Letters. tions, excuse for neg! street, If too busy on with a correspondence, you write a frank litt! Why you can answer no mo @ friend were In the habit of w regularly, and a press of engs uu by letter deser epeaking to y courteous treatment as one You in your own front parlor, I belle @ deliberate int makes young persons neg! ewering lett But it bi ¢ which sould not ve tolerated, Difference in Age. “hh. CL write: Do you think a ould.be happy if she ma four years younger than herself? Such unions have been happ, ah ence the other way around, nt in a G: brrites: HE news that Mr. Jarr was threat- ened with vrain fever having firat permeated business circles (be- cause Mrs. Jarr had telephoned down to BF Gertrude, the Jarrs’ git ranning domestic, had told him of Mr, Jarr’s Mspector go in the back room because more, and all the time he sits around: to pay you the two dollars I owe “But I hear he holiers wants pigs’ knuckles and sauerkraut for! dinner, and he plays cards mit himself and drinks milk punches, Them's his “The Indicators for his sickness, Are you got Bo mych uneducation you don't under- sort of sickness what If them 4s the Simpsons, that he t want to work and he wants things to eat what he Ikea and not beef stew, and he plays cards mit himself and! drinks milk punches, all I got to say dy that I'd lke to have such a sickness NE_ should O try to show the same good manners in conducting — one's. correspondence that one employs in face-to-face rela- There is no more te ing to answer a friend's letter than there Is for cutting that friend on the you are keep ould note explaining just letters, If ing you ements forced you to dispense with that par- tiewlar one, you would feel that you must give an explanation, A friend 3 as hatting to ¢ itis carelessness rather than ation to hurt which and such a Simpsons: Insiy, the glazier, “I knew something would happen him, using them big words like Ed, Charr did. said Mr. Stav- them hurts the brain. ‘That fe! Dinkston, you see, talking them big werds makes @ bum out of him. And now Id Charr is getting fevers in his head from it!’ “Well, we ought to do something for him,” said Rangle. ‘We'll get up a ug raffle. A ton of coal or @ watch,” Bested Gus. “We should draw up a set of disso- lutions,” sad Gus, “When I am a young feller lying out by Oonton Hil, @ Bel of dissolutions was drawn up by a feller and presented to the widder and it was ordered that the charter be draped-for thirty daya in the Order of Red Men T belonged to. ee hat's in case of death of a mem- er, Resolved’ things, Jarr’s lodge will at- tend to that. But all I got to say is that if Jarr is threatened with brain fever there is nothing to worry about. He isn't a@ guy that would take any threats."" “Couldn't I drape my license or my certificate of membership in the Retail Liquor Dealers’ Association, or Elmer's certificate that he is oonton bartender?" inquired Gus. “Do you want to drape everything behind the bar because Ed Jarr has draped himself so often in front of the bar?" retorted Rangle. “Now let's can tho chatter and find out just how Ed is and if there {8 anything we can do for him, I've told my wife so often that I've been sitting up with a sick friend that I'd Uke to have a chanco to prove it."" “If he can play solitaire he can play Pinochle,” said Mr, Slavinsky, “and 1 think somebody should bo round and see if he 1s wel! enough to play it straight or auction." “I'll be one of the committee, sald Rangle, So, with Slavinsky, the glazier, and Refferty, the builder, he called upon the sick friend, Oa the landing outside the Jar: apart- ments they heard the volce of Mr, Jarr y demanding that some one bring angr) him a drink of water. “Hush,” said Mr, Rangle. “He raves!" Betty Vincent’s Advice to Lovers it be proper for me to take her to the theatre?" you oH, write met a very ni to make an appointment with him?" hin to be res pectuble man youn) her age is I certainly And since ter not to begin with concealment, U before his older sister finds a husband. Il is over twenty*one and Iam on that relessness girl a man al- Ugh it i8 better to have the differs | arte maJorit A." writes: "Tam ve lady and 1 Jeert {bo pr at the Y Henpecked Husbands 1'M GOING SHOPPING, ONEEZA, ru BE BACK, IN ABOUT AN Hour. | BETTER LEAVE THESE. KEYS HOME WITHA NOTE SO my sIsSTere’LL HELLO BOOB IS THIS You? Come TO THE OFFICE IMMEDIATELY. SMITH IS HERE RICHARD ARKWRIGHT, Inventor. and Victim Copyright, 1912, by ‘The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World), ALL RIGHT ICHARD ARKWRIGHT, whose inventions opened new and beundless PLL WAIT Coming through the brain as you speak BET My sisterie BE AS MAD AS A WET CAT WHEN SHE FINDS VM WAITING HERE 3HOURS HOW Do You’ EXPECT Me TO GET, AT THE KEYS said Mr. Rangle test!ly—“one of those ‘Whereas’ and “Therefore Be It Not Like Any Story That You Have Read “I shall not urge you, for I happy than be And I see now that you could not be happy with—an ape.’* » faintest tinge of bit- e By Edgar Rice Burroughs made arrangements for their enter- Tarzan of the Apes « (Coppright, 1912, by Frank A, Munsey Co.) SYNOPSIS. OF “We can have the ceremony at once, n you and I can catch the midnight train into town," ‘Tarsan understood the plan insta: He glanced out of half-closed eyes at Jane Porter, but he did not move. ‘The girl hesitated, The room was tense ce of taut nerves, All eyen turned toward Jane Porter, awaiting her reply. walt a few days?" all unstrung. been through so much to-day." would rather happy myself. PRECEDING CHAPTERS. ‘Tarzan is the son of Lord and Lady who were maronet in the who died in toeir only child's infancy ignorant of hie parentage, 1s brought up by ape tribe and acquires tremendos Vorter, who 14 in search of a treasure chest, lands on the coast near Tarzan’ his davgiter Jai They were sitting In the little, stuffy parlor when the distant chugging of epproaching their attention, Mr, Philander, who was sitting near looked out as the machine drew in sight, finally stopping beside the other cars, “Bless mo!” annoyance {n There was t terness in his vole: remonstrated, You don't understand.” sre she could go on, @ sudden turn in the road brought them tnto the midst of @ little hamlet, Before them stood Clayton's car sur- rounded by the party he had brought from the cottage. CHAPTER XXVIII. Lord Ape-Man. 'T the slight of Jane, cri relief and delight broke from and as Tarzan’ car stopped beside the other, with tho alle ‘in, accompanied by and Cecil Clayton (Tarcan's who is @ suitor for Jane’ ja rescued from death by Taraan, in love with each other, life of Lieut, d'An sence Porter and Elizabeth Neff, who wrote Wealthy, Deputy Sheri of the Haymarket district soclal sett ment in the foreign quarter of Cieve-|dclightful American story, “Mary Cary,” or—er—iow happy we should be that he was not caught in the ie others of his party sail for Tarzan seciires the lost treasure and, accompanied by D'Arnot, goes to Paris, ‘There, means of finger prin inkling of hia parentage, is annoyed by t eh member of the party It made him angry. e have waited ag long a# I intend said roughly le gots the first atime, in America, tmweicome’ attentions @ rich man named Canler, who is the professor's ‘To eave her father admonished my pupils to count ten be- fore speaking. lander, I should count at least a th and then maintain a discreet wi Surely, if she consents to go with ed with no longer nse and here Is tt ome she agrees to I have the l- While at @ Wisconsin farm she is cut off from home by enetrates the area of flame and reac hum of Ger promise to marry Canler CHAPTER XXVII. There are witnesses aplonty~more tha enough,” he added with @ disagreeadl Inflection, and taking Jane by the arm, he started to lead her toward the walt ing minister, young man at a dance the other eve- ning and he took me home, He asked me !f I would go out with him some afternoon, and I said I'd write and let him know, Would it be proper for me “But who te the ing gentleman with him? Jane Porter blanched. ‘layton moved daughter in his arms. For @ moment no one noticed Tar- zan, sitting silently uneasily in his chalr, In America, to remember, had no name. happy with this jungle waif? Could she find anything in a4 he taken a single wavy hand closed upon his arm with a grip of steel, hand shot to his throat, and was being shaken hig ® cat might shake a I should think so, if you were prop- erly Introduced to him and if you know ithout wipl without wiping. The ubiquitous F y Taran did not com sently Robert Canler burst into the You culled me by name at th : but I do not seem to recall yours, though there is something very famil- far about you “It gas though I had known vou well different conditions @ long neralda grunted, Above the floor, "O. Fu" writes: “Ie @ girl le marrye whose life had been spent in er than herself do you k she should tell him exactly what Mole York new Stella G. 8. wilderness, frolicking and fighting with fierce anthropoids; from the quivering sinking his strong teeth into the raw flesh amd tearing away while his mates growled and fought about him for thelr share? “Thank Heaven!" the worst until I saw your ear, 1 was cut off on the » luoked Into his face, she don’t think she should le upon dis fore- é will probably her age after marriage it's bet youth road and had exploited a novel ide n smiled as he took the prof- tlme just past, She hung a small pine best strike east to this road, er reach the « 1 thought we'd In far distant apes had clos said in Frenel » if fdo not speals to you tn Fa "You will pardon writes: “A young man and 1 are very much in love with each other, | Jur his parents object to his marrying | van eyed Robert Caner as knew that murder Would either of understand it to plead witn y | Aanier Do you think we ought to} Tarzan than for Cante the stern retribut to the murderer you shrink rc "I do not know # ton, speaking in Drench this time hit Justice metes Canler turned and ¢ ‘Tarzan rose and bowed nth of you have Clayton started back “You do not love In a level tone. ent” he asked y fond of al think she recipro- cates my feelings. She is going out of | town on a three months’ trip. Would it | ner for me to kiss her goodby in the presence of her fam~ With a angle sweep of one mi ivhinan wae hurled across June Porter laid a the restrictions and conventionallth to volee their Mr. Tousley, Jane," said Canler turning to the elerteal party you would long Jungle-triend so far from his savage “For iny sake," she ead, The grasp upon Canler’s throat re- vung men and women are not sup- “I am in love with | posed to kie each other goodby unless | minc ‘and ace her trequently, Would | they ere engaged. which 1 am as totally unfitted as you to {aco distorted by fear of deuth that ike an explanation of the events whith % had been go close, Tho party now entered the modes have Just trai “ Tersan released bhp, and Canler $80 Be Ges Uttle hostelry, where Claytg@ soon Mr, Tousley bowed and beatned, Canler introduced him to the others, laxed. ‘i think J understand you," he replied 26, 1913. TLL T3E. HORN SWOGGLED IF HE WASNT GONNA FIGHT THA BuLt! ‘y Madison C. Peters fields of employment which have blessed every corner of the world, had to fight against tremendous odda from the cradle to the grave. He never was in good health. During the whole of his memor- able career he wan laboring under a severe asthmatio affection, He was the youngest of thirteen children, born in Lancastrire, England, in 1782, of parents of humble oireumetances. He received little education and never saw (the Inside of @ schoolhouse until he was twenty years of His father early apprenticed him to a barber, which trade he exchanged at thirty for that of an itinerant hair merchant, and having diecovered a very val- uable chemical process for dyeing hair he made a little money which paved the way for those inventions which have immortalised his name. ‘The apinning-jenny was invented by Hargraves, but the thread tt epun could not be uned, except as weft, lacking the firmness required im the longitudinal threads. Arkwright’s apinning frame, which epinn threads of any degree of fineness or hardness, supplied this deficiency, When the importance of bis éls- covertes became known every effort was made to have bie patents eet asiie and deprive Arkwright both of the profit and honor of his gentus, Arkwright’s moat intimate friends had no doubt of the originality of dis inventions, but his constant Jawsults kept him poor. Strange manufacturers, and it severely tested the prudence which characteriseé him to triumph over the powerful combinations formed against tim. ‘The working classes were oven more adverse to him and repeatedly attacked the fecteries uilt for them. Merchants refused to purchase his yarn. Fortunately for the world his ingenious original skill which enabled him to invent his machines helped him to overcome all the diMculties with which he had to contend to get them introduced. Unitke James Watt, the inventor of the steam engine, whose wife, Mar- garet Miller, of sweet disposition, made hia life eunny even in ite darkest hours of struggling, Arkwright’s wife ueed to break the expertmental medele of the machines ho contrived. Many of these wero in connection with his search for perpetual motion, but what was perpetual motion in compartesn to & new dress or new shoes for the blooming responsibilities? He finally sep- arated from hor. He wan a severe economint of time and travelled with four Gerwes Gt full speed no as not to waste @ moment. ‘There are two spect fool—with the chances of happiness in favor of the fool, Mrs. Arkwright may be excused for condemning what eurcly seemed like wasting time ané putting ‘money on the horna of a deer, have shaved and sold hair and provided for his family. But the sequel showed that success followed separation. Ber theugh she mocked hie endeavors he finally amassed a fortune and added predigiously to the demand for labor and to the riches and the comfort of the civilised wertt, exciting the admiration of every one capable of appreciating the ingenuity éis- played and the diMculties overcom The Folks That Write Our Books Copyright, 1918, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening Wet), {t may seem, the greatest animosity existed against him among of husbands hard to live with—the genfus and the when from her viewpoint her Rusdand might JOUNSON and his wife are; tree with nut«neats, bread crumbe and making thelr winter home in the | strips of suet out in the yard ead bad Palaszo Bombiool, in FI where Mr, Johnson ie writing ‘The} Louise Closser Hale, auther ef “Ber Solamander,” while Mrs, Johnson atud-|@oul and Her Body,” has gone with the jes operatio alnging. Henry Miller company on tour ¢o the Beatrice Harraden’s present vist to|Paciflo Coast, America t# her first sinoe that the-winaties when “Ships That rence, | chattering bird company all day. Holman Day bas Become rearcom- modore of the Pertiand (fe) Yackt war on every book stall. Club, power-boat division, and will tread Proudly, whenever the weather permits, ia in charge | the deck of his own Davy Jones, It to hard to reconcile the fact ef that with the other fret that the etory's Many readers suppose that EHzabeth | author, Kate Langley Bosher, hea deen Robin, who has Just Issued that remark- | lecturing on Russia to Richmond club- able Wiite-slave novel, "My Little 8 js an Englishwoman, She was] Sir Gilbert Parker, im the preface to born in Loutaviile, Ky., and educated at| the ne a seminary in Zanesville, O, To several | Might earlier stories sho attached the |every book which hae taken bold of tho | pen-name "C, E, Raimond." She is an] public has represented @ kind of eelf- ve #uffragist and clubwoman, New|hypnotism on the part of the weiter. [ York remembers her best, perhaps, by|am further convinced that the book | nor impersonating Hedda Gabler in|which absorbs the author, whieh pos- n’s play of that name, she having|sesses him ag he writes it, has the un her career as an actress. Another firste: 8 Della Campoct! McLeod, whose “the | not absolute wakefulness, but a place women. edition of his “Seats of the has this to say: “I Delleve that effect of isolating him tnto an atmos- tof the South | phere which i» not eleep, and which is vel «irl o Manifest in just published. | between the two, where the working ly of the Baltimore News staff,| world fs indistinct, and the mind @ how working in New| swept along a flood submerging the gelf- rdom. conscious, but not drowning into uncon- try, who wrote usness,"’ It sounds confusing, but it ev in Hackensack, | may explain why Robert W. Chambers at the Christmas its writing now nothing heavier than ellers, "and who! Tarzan looked Into the face before staggered toward the door. In another moment he waa gone, and the terror- wish this to live?” he asked etricken preacher with him, n Varzan turned toward Jane Porter. ob: wislh May IT speak with you for @ mo- Fre ment alone? he asked, VATA The girl nodded and started toward removed hia hand from Can. the door leading to the narrow verands neat of the little hotel. She passed out to awalt Tarzan, and so did not hear the onversation which followed, “Walt!” orled Prof, Porter, as Targar was about to tullow, ‘The professor had been stricken dump with surprise by the rapid developmeas of the past few minut 4 © man nodded his head, his “Before we go further, str, I ease her from her prom: asked, "It is tho price of gasping for breath, nodded. you go away and never molest Bak