The evening world. Newspaper, February 10, 1913, Page 15

ILE 1 CUT SOME WOOD FOR UNCLE BING You BOYS GO0UT AN CATCH A RABBIT THEN WE WILK HAVE RABBIT PIE pays ted AN a Copsright, 1919, by 'T «(ble New York MRS. JARR MAY BUY A NICE SUIT OF ARMOR. | rushed away to énform all the caterers, cigaret.e makers, deco- rators, florists and string band bureaus that she had arranged everything for thom to get the pickings of a newly- rich Harlem family that. were breaking into society, [ncidentally she collected a few ad- vance commissions. For she burst upon the purveyors of the adjuncts to socic' functions with sreat enthusiasm, al- Yhougy with no written order: |The departure of the Baroness teft Mrs. Jarr, with Mrs. Stryver and Clara Mudridge-Smith, bewalling the fact that the things “one really must do if one expected soclety to take one up” were not to her liking, “Oh, dear!” she said, “I only thoueht of having an Innocent Uttle tea for just a few of our old friends, Just some tea and cakes and sandwiches, and perhaps salads and a punch for the men, although Mr. Jarr says claret punches are a menace to mankind— whatever that means. “1 thought It would be nice to have Mr. Pinkfinger play the piano and may- fe sing some little compositions of his, and Mr. Michael Angeto Dinks:on re- cite one of his poems Itke ‘The Vam- pire Maid,’ which {s a dreadful thing and makes the children dream of ekele- tons an@ graves, “But instead T™ Baroness von Grabbenstein of having a pleasant Mttle affair like this the Baroness in-) sists 1 must Invite society people and Mire the Wistaria Room at the Hotel 5’ Vitus and have an orchestra of oboes playing music of the sixteenth century and she insists that 1 must give ex- Densive favors and have an exclusive aterer and ail that sort of thing. Well, T just won't do it!” “But we mustn't disappoint the Rar- said Mre, Stryver. “She anticl- pates.a social triumph for you. Why, my dear, sabe may get your name and our ploture on the FIRST society pase. Not among’ the woman's clubs or the Harlem society notes on the second page, but on the FIRST page, with the @eae Astors and Vanderbilts and Mre. Btuyvesant Fish! “You can't get on that page unless it fea function with flashlight pictures. But-you need not pay for the flashlights. ‘The Baroness says the guests will buy them {f their faces are not too distorted, WILL jump when the ftash- oft!” “But «what will Mra. Jerr. “Oh, Jeave that to the Baroness!” in- tenposed Mrs, Mudridse-Sm'th, he'll eet-it very cheap, She told a friend of it all cost?" asked “S'Matter, Pop?” ‘RUN AND ASK PoP! RUN-AND ae THAY! f THAY!: | AN YA MATE | TATPIE? 1 TAN YA MATE i A Xap GHT Mine she got a “rake-off" on everything, | @ managed an affair for me and it} st my husband only a few. thousand doltars, “T won't do it!" declared Mra. Jarr Stoutly, “I haven't that much money to waste, And if I had T wouldn't waste it on @ lot of people who would do nothing for me “To get on in soctety one must do everything for people who will do noth. {ng for one in return,” counselled Mra, Stryver. “I'd rather have just @ Uttle affair at home,” whimpered Mrs. Jarr, “and, although I don’t approve of it and T know Mr. Jarr doesn't approve of It, T'll even permit cigarettes, And if soctety ladies do come they can smoke.” “Oh, be chic!” sald Mrs, Mudridge-Smith. “T hate cigarette: IT hate to even seo men smoking them, And I think It's dreadful for women to smoke them. Be- wides"—here Mra. Jarr sighed at the thought of u—"I will have my fine nap- Kins and my lace table cover out, and T know people will leave their cigarette ende about and burn holes In them. ck Silver smokes cigarette and cigarette ends on the window ell! and T ve heart failure every time the lace curtain Why don't you cive him a elzaretto tray?” asked Mra, Mudridge-Smith, “It T do, or Mr. over the floor just when | ashes and cigarette ends. “You must get @ suit of armor then,” sald Mrs, Gtryver. ‘A sult of armor? Why?! asked Mrs, Jaré, “All wealthy and fashtonable people have stands of armor around the place to drop cigarette ends and ashes | in,” explained Mi! Stryver. ‘Stands of armor {indicate that one's ancestors fought in the Crusades, and they will hold all the cigar and cigarette ends that can ve put In them, Of course, you must get the genuine old armor and a full set, The !mitations leak the ashes ail over everything.” “Is that what ancestor¥ armor—Sir Ralph of Agincourt and Sir Goeffry of What's-Its-Name—ts used for, really?” asked Mry, Jarr. “Certainly, my dear,” replied Mra ‘Stryver, ‘Why, at all the Fifth ave-| nue mansions the ash man com ery Wednesday to empty the armor Jarr always upsets it ail a Betty Vinc A Matter of Age. HOULD aman an older t Mimself? Experience seems to prove that in the great majority of such unions end in une happiness and falls f ‘ cases a year or is not neces- fatal, But woman who or ten years the eight younger than herself to take her for a wifé is running a tremendous risk. permits a man It ts a selentitic fact that a woman develops more quickly than a man, In vody, mind and capacity for emotion. The laws of In States recognize ta by making elghteen the legal age rot women, while for men it Is twenty- one. The woman who marries a man years younger than herself will be old when he is in the prime of Hf Occasionally ha union no dis- t takes big No Answ-r. ow, and my love Is returned writes; “love a young man age I wrote any answer. What ts the cause The answer may have been lost tn tae Advice to Lovers But five days | swer a letter and have not! ent’s If you are gure of the young man's love don't worry about such a trivial thing. « mail, | °C. PY writes: “A young man has} | been coming to see me for three monthi |vur has only taken me to two hous parties during that time, Twice he in-! | vited me to a dance and then cancelled |the engagement at the Inst moment. |o you think he 4s sincere? You have given me no reason for not thinking go. | °B. BY writes; “I have promised to |marry a young woman but sie ts con- |tinually telling me Mes to arouse my | jealousy, Thte has created In me 'eel- jing of distrust, Do you think I can find |happiness in marrying this girl?” Candidly, I do not, and I advise you to break off before it is too late, I am very much {n who is exceedingly Sometimes she is pleasan: How shall I chi “J. B. writes: love with a girl | changeable, eulmes cross, I'm afraid you'll have to take her as she is-dé you can get her, “C, 8." writes: “I have told a young lady of my love, but she evades a dl- | rect answer by sayin that she will al- ways be a sister to me. Do you think I should be discouraged by this an- t a bit. You have evidently se- they MUsT amoke or it wouldn't | when’ he [8 at otir house he leaves his | sruph against them."* | i replied Mra. Jarr, “elthor | fe filled kita It Can’t Be Done! @ OSCAR, MY MILLINER 1S WAITING AT THE Door. AND SHE SAYS SHe"LL STAY THERE TLL SHE GETS THE $50 SHE CLAIMS | OWE HER! ‘ SHe's seen AFTER ME FOR “A MONTH AND DONT Owe HER @ cent! wei, toe Ger” Rip oF HERS waren we! duaT A TEENY WEENY FIFTY DOLLARS ? OH You pote! vee! Hoo! SURG (T_AINT MTV? on You! Tarzan of the Apes +} (Corsright, 1912, by Frank A, Munsey Co,) SYNOPBIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS. lont the entire story had been told to the French commander, but’ the men were too Mnorant to be able to tell him just what polo oo the Soept tte Hee: fessor and his party een maroon their little ane so the cruiser Rad ‘toate’ slowly along rr iney- Withing sight of land, firing occasional ‘ug sixnalsgune and seannisg every inch of Airy Mig} the beach. with glaases. tote aye as 'Tur: They had anchored at night so an not He gums to yh. to neglect @ particle of the shore line, =. and it had happened that the preceding night had drought them off the very beach where lay the little camp they sought, The signal guns of the afternoon be- fore had not been heard by those on ro- shore, it was presumed, because th be. Tare had doubtless been in the thick of the pes * Jungle searohing for Jane Porter, whe: Graber enters the harbor. ‘The commander, after the noise of their own crashing thro Se" on Bg 4 yh ee S the underbrush would have drowned the Jane ei urat brought the Portens to the wast, report of @ far distant gun. By the time the two parties had nar- CHAPTER XIX. rated their several adventures the cru: (Continued,) er's boat had returned with suppiles and The Call of the Primitive. “Winn stew minutes HITH no one on board who un- tle oun te Wandering one hie fathor but, E: sions, he ‘an filnstrazed primer Other books. Laborinusly he tegina to, veact ad anid to print, “Tirlug of the Within a few minutes the Ittle body of sailora and the ¢wo French officers, : together with Prof, Porter and Clayton, | Sesatead RSTiERtiOn,. disse set off upon thelr quest into the un- sions soon rose as to thelr tracved jungle. Whereabouts; and es three - days’ ealling id not raise land, they bore off to the north, fearing that the high north winde that had pre- valled had driven them south of the southern extremity of Africa, They kept on a north-northensterly course for two days, when they were overtaken by a calm which lasted for jnearly a week. Their water was gone, and in another day they would be with- jout food. Conditions changed rapidly from bad to worse. One man went mad and leaped overboard. Soon another opened his veins and drank lila own blood When he died they threw lim overs board alxo, although there were those m woo Wanted to keep the ’ ete A a Hunger was changing wecralaary beauty. them from human beasts to wild beans, A perfect type of the strongly mascu- ‘Two days before they had bei 4 tine, unmarred by dissipation or degra’ up by the cruiser they had be oy ink passions, For, though Taraan of UP ak to handle the vesseh and tnat the Apes was a killer 2f men and of same day three men died. On the fol- CHAPTER XX. Heredity. HEN Jane Porter rewlized that the was being borne away a captive by the strange forest creature who had rescued her from the clutches of the ape she struggled desperately to escape, but the strong arms held” her as easily as though she had been but a day-old babe, Presently she gave up the futile effort and lay quietly, looking through halt. closed Ids at the face of the man who strode eanily through the tangled under- growth with her. The face above her was one of ex- |lowing morning It wae soem that one cf pleasure, except on thona rare occa fe corpses had been par de He anne he iat fa * the that dey the men lay glaring ue *on® when he had killed for hate each other like beasts of prey, and the though not the bdro« malevolent following morning two of the corpses hate which marks tho features of its lay almost entirely stripped of Mesh, ewn with hideous Ines. ‘The men were but little stronger for When Tarzan killed he more often |thelr ghoullsh repast, for the want of smiled then scowled, and amiles are the water w by far the greatest agony undation of beauty. cured a foothold tn the young lady's laffections, and it ts up to you to tm- prove It with which they ‘had to contend. One thing the girl had noticed par jt the cruleer had come, ticularly when she had seen Tara When thowe whe could bad recovered, rushing upon Terkos~the vivid And {unite ets. Not Like Any sory That You Have Read beasts, he killed as the hunter kills, for ) The Evening World Daily Magazine, Monday, Februar y 10, 1913. Jet band upon his forehead, from above the left eye to the sc but now as thin white ime As she lay more quietly In hie arms caesen slightly relaxed his grip ugon er. Once he looked down ‘nto her eyes and smiled. ‘The girl had to close her own to shut out the vision of that handsome, winning face. Presently Tarzan took to the trees, and @ Porter, wondering that she, felt no fear, began to realise that in ‘many respects she had never felt more seoure in her who! she lay in the arme ture, being borne, or to what fate, deeper and deeper into the untamed forest. When with closed eyes she com- menced to speculate upon the future, and territying fears were conjured by vivid imagination, she had but to ee her ids and look upon that face #0 close to hers to dissipate the | remnant of apprehension. No, he could never harm her; of that she was convinced when she translated the fine features and the frank, brave eyes above her into the chivalry teh they proclaimed. On and on they went through what seemed a solid mass of verdure, yet = ever there appeared to open before this forest which an by magic, them as they gol & passage, closed behind t her, and be- thd @ a branch scraped aga yet above and below, before hind, the view presented only a mass of interwoven branches and creep- ers. As Tarzan moved steadily onwand his mind was occupied with many strange and new thoughis. Here was a prob- lem the like of which he had never en- countered, and he felt rather than reas- oned that he must meet {t as @ man and not a# an ape. The free movement through the middle terrace, which was the route he had fol» lowed for the most part, had helped to cool the ardor of the first flerce passion ot his love. Now he discovered himaclf speculat- ing upon the fate which would have fal- o the gitl had he notgescued her ‘Terko. knew why the ape had not killed , and he commenced to compare his ntlons with those of Terko, Tyas, it was the order of the jungle for the male to take his mate by force; Dut could Tarzan be guided by the laws { the beasts? Was not Tarzan a man? But how did men do? He was pussied; he did not know, He wished that he might aek the girh, TAN YA DO | (tT? WE DOT ONE By Edgar Rice Burroughs LRA LLL and then {t came to him that she had al- strug- gle she had made to escape and to re- ready answered him in the futll By C. M. Payne Historic Henpecked Husbands y Madison C. Peters ~ABRAHAM LINCOLN Constant, 1013. by The Prem Publishing Co. (The New York Brening World), BRAHAM LINCOLN'S first love was Anne Rutledge, after hts retdlin from the Black Hawk war, She was a winsome eirl of nineti blond of complexion, with golden hair, cherry-red lips and @ blue eye. Lincoln was captivated by her sweet looks and 0 and although she had plighted her girlish affections, accepted her more ardent multor, and the marriage was to take place as sooh Lincoln was admitted to the bar, But Anne died. And her death so distressed him that, according to the testimony of an old neighbor who saw iim imme- diately after his parting Interview with the dying girl, “his grief became | frantic, he lont all elf-control, even the consclousness of identity, and every- j body n Salem pronounced him insane.” Bo that we are told that he “was watehed with spectal vigilance.” In his piteous ravings, among other wild expressions of his woe, he declared: °T never be reconciled to have the snow, rains and etorma beating upon gray His friends, fearing @ total loas of reason, he became the obj Atrictent survettiance Jn his solitude. Years passed, The boy from the wilds of New Salem, who had now te- come a succennful lawyer, paid his addresses to Mise Maty Owen of Kentucky, who refused him because, in her o inion, he was “deficient in those litle Shich make up ithe chain of woman's happiness.” ‘ 5 In 18% Miss Mary Todd of Lexington, Ky., visited tn Springfield. i family was of the beat; she was talented, proud and witty, She had an ungdr- ernable temper and @ determined purpose that bent every one else to her wif, And the rising young politician was taken captive. Miss Todd before she ‘yt Kentucky declared ahe wan destined to be the wife of some future Presid She was for a while courted by both Douglas and Lincoln, When asked whicti ene she Intended to have she answered: “The one who has the best chance jof being Preattent.” A Vanishing Bridegroom. Sed Lincoln wan thirty-three years old when the day came for nie tanting Mary Todd, But a sudden fit of melancholy took complete possession of hig and whether it was an aversion to the marriage proposed or a strong attac! memory of hia old love for Anne Rutledge, Lincoln failed to take the plsde-wi brideeroom when the time for the wedding was sot. The bride, in grief, va Ished to her room, the wedding feant was left untouched and the guests wot! deringly withdrew. Linooln had become #o melancholy that his friends to)! him he would die unless he braced up, and Lincoln replied: “Tam not afraid to die and would be more than willing, 2 His health regained, on Nov, 4, 1842, the marriage between him and Misd Todd was rated. On his wedding day a boy, seoing Lincoln dressing the y, asked him where he was going. “To hell, T suppor was tie reply, and a witness described him as standing before the minister “ae and trembling oa if being driven to slaughter.” The young couple went to live tn the Globe Tavern, in two small reomy, which with bow pont $4 a wee’ for the two Lincoln's trdfrlage was mbout the firet ever performed in Springfield with the full Fptscopalian ceremony, and when Lincoln placed the ring upon the | bride's finger, repeating, “with this fing T thee wed, and with all my wi + | goods I thee endow,” Supreme Court Judge Thomas C. Browne, standing side Lincoln, #atd loud enough to be heard by everybody, “Good gracious, Uf coln, the statutes fix all that." The utter absurdity of the unexpected tnter- ruption upset parson and all for a time. gai Mra. Lincoln's temper such that the only servant that stayed for any {Lene of time was one who received secretly from the husband (as he what she had to endure) a dollar extra a week “to keep up her courage” % A Husband's Obedience. Hts Abraham Lincoln tmplictty obeyed his wife. One day a gard » Deteoe carrying out Mra, Lincoln's order to cut down a certain tree, 4 Linesin about ft “What dif Mrs. Lincoln say?” Pulse him. “That it should be cut away.” But now they had come to their “Then in heaven's name cut It down to the roote.” “4 destination, and Targan of the apes, with Jane Porter in hia strong arms, swung lightly to the turf of the arena where the great apea held their councils and danced the wid orgy of the Dum- Dum, Though they had come many mile: was still but midafternoon, and the Phitheatre was bathed tn the half ltgnt which filtered through the maze of ¢ Circling foliage. The green turf looked cool viting, The myriad noln seemed distant and hu echo of blurred sounds, shore. A feeling of dreamy peacefulness the grass where Tarzan had placed She looked up at hin great figure to Ing above h etrange sen of pente ascurity, Ae she watened him, Tarzan crossed | the clearing toward the trees upon the| the graceful | mofesty of his carriage, the symmetry and the poise of his head farther aide. She noted of hia figure upon his broad shoulders. Wheat a perfect creature! Nese beneath the godlike extertor. wien 4 bound Tarzan eprang Into the the ni. Porter ture’ Had loft her there to her fate in the lonely and disappeared. Jane red where he had gone. Jungle? She glanced nervously about. Every | wearied system and put new Ife into ving and bush seemed but the lurking muscle and mind a place of some huge and horriie beaat | waiting to bury gleaming fangs in. her in her atter a restful night, into the stealthy creeping of a sinuous | soft flesh. Every sound she ong mallenant body. a he For a few minutes that seemed hours with he spring of are filled with minute granule toend her) seem to serve us nutrition to the nerve to the frightened girl tense nerves walting for the crouching thing that w misery of apprehension. She almost prayed she sat for the fear She heard a sudden, slight sound be-| sleep are the only conditions that will hind her, With a shriek she sprane 10 give tt new strength and renewed lif o6 her en filles! her feet and turned to fi Thera stood Tarzan, hie arm with ripe and lusctous fru Porter reeled and would In- of the jungle ed to a mere rising and She dreased extravagant falling ike the surf upon a remote tole over Jane Porter as she sink down upon and there was added a Thor could be naught of cruelty or base. different now that he had left eruel teeth that would give her unconscious. fess and surcease from the agony of Ne#rly free from food granu have each 1 On one occasion a man called on Mrs. Lincoln to protest againat the arte ceremonions Aismiasal of his niece, but he was received with gesture ae bof violent and language #0 vitriolle that he was «iad to beat @ hasty retreat. called on the unfortunate husband. Lincoln sighed: 4 “Can't you endure for a few moments what I have had as my portion fe fifteen years? Lincoln's look of distresa so impressed the complainant he apologized for having approached him. * Yet Mr. Lincoln was the cause, though unintentional, of her husbandia political greatness. Her temper drove him out Into the world where the frienda he won made him the man that he Lincoln had @ high estesm for his wife, She helped him in every way she could, She had an intelligqnt interest in what was going on. She was dignified on all public soeasiety Her dresemaker made public the fact that Tn three months he had made fifteen gowns for her, How to Add 10 Years to Your Life — By J. A. Husik, M. D. — Copyright, 1019, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Rveuing World), The Magic of Rest. ating structures are exhausted and tf N’ other single factor, with the ex: | Det of Fest and recuperation, This they ity m= | i wil! get only during the hours of sleep. senten at ne pare a onees In order, then, to maintain the neath + good health as the rest and sleep of [Of body and mind restful sleep ts need it. Sleep has been ectlled na-|S#t¥: This should be taken in full ° measure and enjoyed to the limit, wn reatorer., And there t# !-) pirgt, tet your sleewing room be sunnia! [Send @iothing uf a6 Tare. lip. eraths and alred the whole day long. It after ine labore Of @ JAY preferable to have little, if any, artiic!a! heat m the room where the night t be paased, Allow a gentie drayght of air to come into the room by ratsing the lower and lowertng the upper sasha In thie manner @ constant stream ef cool alr will be established and plenty of fresh air secured. Second, make your bed and bedroom pleasant and comfortable, Cleanliness and comfort are great alds to sounl p. Complete quiet 19 very essential {cells At night, on the other hand, after|to healthful slumber, Interruptions in the activities of the day, these cells are| the night's rest by nolees in courtya: ley, In short, } and overhead are reaponalble for mai and rest and cases of insomnia, wrecked nerves and MM health, < * With favorable conditions to enjay your sleep take as much of ft as your system demands, Bight hours te a geod average and ts the amount required 6y Notice how Ike in the morning a new being you fee Phystologists have shown wherein the | wearted body at night differs from the rested aystem of the morning, After tha period of rest all the cells of that wonderful automatic receiver, the brain, while {the brain i exhausted So also during the day ali the funo- tlonating glands of the syatem are by own way, some digesting fallen, but Tarzan, dropping his bu" | food, others throwing off potsons, atill| moat persons, Plenty of sound, healtfe den, Caught her in hie arms. She dil oihery elivorating sitMerent materiale ful aleep day by day will Ko « long wey: bin Gusset Haak trentiing, "ME leave the needs of the body, At the end|to maintain good health aad J (To Be Continued) of thegactlve period all these function ife, 1 an ment he had formed about the same time for Mies Matilda Edwards, oPte>-