The evening world. Newspaper, November 4, 1912, Page 21

7, The Evening World Da fi Be “S’Matter, Pop?” 175 ALL oFF! WILLIE 15 NOT WELL T SUPPOSE p 1 SUPPOSE % Ding THA DING Loo WHATS, HERE. MAYBE ‘| | TLL-HAVE ‘To OPEN MEAN IT WILL, DING'D DING! BROWE IN? You CAN CATCH THE THING AN’ THEN BITE ME? WELL 5 APPEAR SURPRISE JUST HUMOR THE ily Magazine, SRLS RE SN AREA RPI ae “ManaTsAch YA SACE MUST MEAN BLACK Your FA oah |S “Bachelors and On, BUT | Ber A CENT ae “hy ware. f Chirag tee 4 NELLIE Wik WEAR HER, AA Civil War Romance of Sheridan’s Ride Benedicts” Crude PANTS! Pouting Ae Pine, One 6. se By Henry Tyrrell . THEY (Founded on Bronson Howard's Great Play.) and Tiresome. BY CHARLES DARNTON. NE af the bachelors who joined in the stupid talk at the Criterion Theatre 3 on Saturday night diaplaye? rare courage when he said, “What do you think of it?” in view of the fact that by this time the audience must \have felt a strong desire to voice its opinion of the play. This brave young \ ‘wasn't speaking of the play, but his question made {t seem as though he “4 tempting fate. (Coypright, 1012, by G. P, Putnam's Bons.) Army of Northern Virginia was tut « name and a memory—Ms veterans, efter four years’ service marked by uneur- passed courage and fortitude, without reward or glory, had quietly disbanded, to exchange the sword and musket gor the Implements of peace and husbandry. ‘Throughout the country the announce- ment wae recelved with varied eme- be. tions; but everywhere, North and South ond wt se f alike, went up a profound sigh of re fought in Blieniants eect by chance, “Ame | meet by chan mong them | Wiss of, the Union Army, ham,” a Southern girl ate Net. “Bachelors and Benedicts" proved to be crude and tiresome. The dialogue Nhe Bites = rom AmeMa County, Virgina, came ‘ aimless and forced and the characters second-rate. Hardly one of them. {rom Frank news of the suicide of Major Edmund like a human being. The bachelor who became a benedict, much to his He had shot himself through on ile. 3 e eeThornton upon hearing that Lee had and our sorrow, spoke of his ‘“wearlng apparel,” while the lady who the bands % fo Kerchival to take battle, and places him Gerirude Decome ‘Orel WwW made Mim unhappy indulged in such speeches ag “When I gave you my and at the altar,” and ‘Strike me!” during the course of hostilities. She could hardly be blamed, however, for disliking her husband's friends, Her friends were equally trying. Only one of them, a whlow who went to sea to catch janother fish, bore any resemblance to a real character, character for you, str— exclaimed Dr. Hiling- ham when he learned of this tragic epi- logue. ‘‘RuMin fired the first shot of the fend turue war, against Sumter—and now he has Wart canyet. tai fired the last shot. Yes, sir, he was part inthe “ uniler arrent, ‘ 0. mere West "anh Gee ® Cato of the Old Dominion.” Tt appears that Jamen Montgomery eaw the play performed by « stock eom- WHAT inher marid te uoesQramt, mevatine, CHAPTER XXIII. ny in Pittsburgh and then kindly offered to help Jackson D, Haag write it COLOR d THEY ~ POLLS \guanee “rerturee® forthe ‘surpeeder of kev aragt Love Rules. Manager H. H. Frazee must have relied entirely upon Mr. Montgomery's judg- PANTS 1S > fs Be ) Hie ang Grant gece at aU hotwe: tn the. te rash pend soy inal ent. Sometimes the trust of a theatrical manager hoping for more ready SHE WEARING! CLoseD! SPPERSIE take place at St. John's, joney is sublime, Between them the authors concocted @ strange mixture that CHAPTER XXII. Washington. In that vener- bes Kerth Lane They started with (Continued) able and Lagesciteroed old a 4 if 5 5 church, acroes ark from lacy tied te tia a cee Woke The Surrender. fo White House, the gallant and impet- Capt. Heartecase, after an inter- j] HTAVE no {dea of propos- tee ines tad Gone ing any but honorable terms, General,” replied one of his serio-comic songs. When the wife kept on turning on the light and the husband kept turning it off 7 was finally to claim Jenny Buckthorn es Grant, “but I should be his unblushing bride, the play was supposed to have reached find to have you outiine And ¢he added feature of the occasion, the etage of domestic comedy. Then what you would consider arranged at the eleventh hour in conse- affalrs took an emotional turn. The | as such.” quence of the arrival of Col. Robert El- wife opened a letter addressed to her 3 | The terms of surrender discussed Mngham, late of the Confederate army, husband that urged him to eee Annie Z | je Odyesey of experiences |and reduced to writing at Gen. Lee ritabl Beas Th oar Tike eat te request embraced the parole of officers Sfter Appomattox, to be united insepar- mistaking the fact that the poor girl tnd men “not to take up arme against SblY with gentle but wnfaitering Made- needed his help. But when she appeared the Government of the United States inhi a on the scene after the wife had gone until properly exchanged; arma, ar- moomplete Madeline's "brother back to her mother she was very cheer- tillery and public property to be turned fully dressed. Her glad rags were in over to Federal officera—thie latter striking contrast to the sad expression provision not embracing the aide-arms weds" were even now hastening on from she strove desperately to assume. And of the Confederate officers, nor their Richmond for the grand matrimonial then it developed that the husband was private horses or baggage. celebration of the war's ending. Dr. Ei- not @ villain but a noble, kind-hearted siantotinw-cih : Before this draft was copted tn ink — had promised to come with friend. ; for signing, Gen. took opportunity them. The headquarters of the joyous It was not an casy matter for Ralph |to remark that his cavalrymen and praoeentful reunion was to be the ew Herz to look the part, and it was Th - , many of the artillerymen owned their equally diMcult for him to act it. His e Day’s performance had no sincerity, It was Fe ig So far, #0 good, But what about those 13The Folks That | horses, and asked whether these men, other two persogs, without whom any- : as well as the officers, would be pe a, all canner, the ecoontrio manier he ae-| | GOOG Stories BenaBaker ae Dorothy Allerton, fois to affect, Miés Kona Heker acted The Papers Say By John L. Hobble A thing Ike @ reassembling of the Charles- | Write Our Books} | mittea to retain them. ton party of four yeurs ago would be “{ suppose,” sald Grant, sympatheti- inconcetvable? Where were Gen. Haver- strangely as the unsettled bride, and in her emotional moments she uncon- Copyr wht, 1012, by ‘The Pre Publishing Co, (The New York World), Le a‘ | cally, “that @ great many of the men #1 gd Gia witet ; ed y. Miss Gra ; 24 m phi " ccupies Stret a in 90 Kk uf hi eral's return to Washington * SESE a is Of Course. Aa every lawyer tye: “My cllentywhipe Jencovie and oecupien Sint’ @qANOLINE LOCKHART, autor of|!8 War Toa ctl aceeaaateth tat ae for ihe tay day the wedding bad performanc ype ey pesauleigainyesay wire called etn 45 amnnaaee ROF, ADAMS of Cambridge Unirersity,|#8 imnocent, but if you prove him)zin." That may be war news, but it! “Mr. th" and “The Lady Docs" |)04 OG) oraee Just new ko ede id of hia former ward, Robert Ellingham. the peasimism of a pucnuelies ‘bachelor, But {t was not surprising to see a England, who discovered the Planet Nep-| guilty he was insane when he com-,sounds to us like an overdose of| has a ranch at Cody, Wyoming, | That the call of hi: crope to carry themselves and thele fana> eat, the,call of his own Howe hed Be lies through next winter, Well, then, Ws unaccountable to all—most of all to Bis 11 have it set down that any man own wife, Mrs. Constance Haverill. who claims to own a horse or mule Mrs. Haverill and her daughter Edith, tune, was @ distinguished proof that « . ” ore |but spent part of the late summer in San wea bite Ma Wend cucee Go aoels 0nd mitted the crime,’ scrambled alphabet. p ae @ ! Idaho, She fou metime still keep @ ready wit for pundance occasions, no has found it sometimes [difficult to come down to mere story- At a dinner of the Philosophical Society one 8 eating dog meat to| “Miss Elks wedded to Hitt.” A few] writing wi ‘ 04 actor go wrong in « bad pia: Monkeyshines at the Winter Garden of the company was concluding an after-dinner | | Woman advises ca she might be hunting! may retain the antmal and take it @* she now called poor Frank's widew, y “i 3 ° speech about the activities of the society for the | reduce coat of living.” But remember, girls, of course, marry for that pure| suse, killing ratuesnakes or panning! yo: with him. wat together in the cosy moming room FORTUNATHD pubite ts to be congre culated: wan, herus been spared the pattie ad gery er woe en hae. | those little dogs that are just good pose, but more often their reason for gy aise in Thao 2 “phat will have @ very good effect," ofthe aneel Sonaeaee the day setare spectacle that a few of us witneste? at the midnight dress rehearsal of | ° ving o 5 if . al , one they|ccwmar Whitney ran away from a] saiq Lee, much gratifed. ~beto 3} » Be “The First affair” that followed the performance of “The Passing Show | _ BU of all the wrocetingy ths seat, get eure cost about $16.50 per arriving, #4 to have some one they! connecticut boarting echool when hel“ The ‘Cnton commander acted with 207i, sturdy four-year-old. was Dlagiag of 1912” at the Winter Garden on Friday night. [4% on tne oof. jcan touch, jan nine yeare. old. ‘or three days) good grace in his own disposition, and deoryard outside, and the sounds On Gaturday night, I am toM, a wise management changed what may be -_ ae while all the countryside hunted for at the rame time was in perfect uc- ¢ i Tats “Mouse eats wedding certificate."| “Convicts offer campaign contribye| Mit Be lved on expectations and stray |e o.q with the exp ed wish of Prest- bitually merriment had cheered the fa- caked a “missing lnk" into a cave man. nalve mood the two women. It appears that this primitive charac-| ‘Illustrated with plates ter known simply as He !s now chastely clad in a leopard skin and that this | Adams to his neighbor at tal - . hia a jturkeys from the nearby farms, A AN] sent Tancoln at Richmond, when Gen, . “It seems hardly possible that the war uae Cock Gautenah bn Ge Gesebew Gent, da a penuit ts Deetea ck. | ee hat seems to be an awful waste of} tions.” Their offer came too tate.| vovrinn! a born wand gral Weiltect hed asked what he whould ! Over,” sald Edith, standing at the hhfbltion ie doubtless less repellant than it was in its original form, EE CaS wall decoration, but of course they| They should have made the compaign| Jessie Kaufinan, author of “A Jewel ot! 401, aaa to the “conquered peaple”; Window. “With the treope setursing Granting this, I can eee no excuse for the monkeyshines at the Winter} Why He Wanted to Know. | cowia frame the mouse, contributions at the proper time and| {he Seas” lives much of the time in) Zo) Mise eee cu td tet “em up pig (ne, age fying and the bands play. “The e i berth jon 1, In the e where 0 . . D ing, eve . Garten. First Affair’ te in no aense artistic. There's no need to describe HE man in the upper leaned over its place and thus avoided being convicts.| wrote “The Master ot rhe afeay ven#on| 1 was as, Lincoln's teply. ‘S'd ‘so it ia 1 suppose, tor those GaetMhete ft—eome things do not tend themselves to description. It may be bald, how- edge end, jamming his frown firmly down “Woman fails to get divorce in ‘\ Nae ¢ ¥ tat ” women whose husbands are coming ever, thet the chorus girls who perform as monkeys are harmless enough, It on bis brow, cried in a harah, coarse voice 4a relief from her work with mind a" aine be said that ‘Mila Bordon, who appears as She in her bere tees, in| teat wae audible above Ue rattle ead rumble of Reno.” The only thing necessary to| “Law suggested to prohibit tipe| 201 Pen. while writing her “Dixie Rose| Indeed, the behavior of Grant at Appo- back to them.” per) ce pattox touched the heights of true | “Yes, Edith dear,” sighed Mrs, Haver- pretty and rather interesting, though by no means a remarkable pantomimint | tm owes wre sou sieht” get a divorce in Reno is the proof|ping.” Such a law would only ine rye uum Auwusta Kertrechs ‘ook to) Ni il, "to those women whose husband: muciected dame Hi ear pata Cousin th tha GastUR Wace weaving a without a loum, ene| Poetic chivalry, springing from @ kind i toming haak ts siaee er. ler ms le m is eo a ‘ul lack “ 7 berth, n \ 7 1 7 pen ws paren Samra tem Be me ane en eee Vevaet ae lila? casei he saan ta Op tone berth, | that you are married, crease the evil, Every one would be explains thin way: "I tacked @ big plece| an) inagnaninous | heart. He neither ime, pet! I was selfishly thinking of en her tare legs. However, neither she nor the Winter Garden has anything to| maser! Naar required to tip the police to avoid Of fh neta peculiar Jersey Kini with| demanded nor acuenied T selfbut you know that In my Beart I . a“ ee aa “Btepenovich crosses Kara Dooi.| bei ; & small but loose mesh—on my wail, and military oyste h 80 share your Erie} : GRR Som "The First ABstr. “What's that, sir? Rich? What do you mean | 91,|deing arrested for tipping. \ worked off steam threading old ribbonalifled him tn doing, but actually apolo- “Yes, I do know that, Constance, Yeu | ee by waking me up in the middle of the night to | aes — a and silk scraps in and out with a bod-|#!zed for not having his own, which inh been both inother and sister to m ask me such a quevtion as that?’ ' rR - pou lkein, te , purples and reds and|the hurry of departure he had left be- @ndyand I would share your troubl 2 r) "1 want to know--that's why." eat ENTE ola and greeny run riot, To my| tind tn the w too, If you wonid let me, T have so oft ett Incen S “Wall, then, confound you, 1am rich, Now | COR RET, | Gull allen 00) aralin fun. rah ie iy | Mad 19) Aa ninarien to the fourd you In tears, and have not eek I hope your curiosity is satisfied, and you will < P| a. ee ‘ nO. Wadi9 ¥ ‘ : why, and yet I think I know, It is Fe ee 7 e : 1) * | filled up sold and there was a woven | surrend juded, witinul Romie w i imet adi nuns guameti eas 2 “Very rich!" \ [rug any dramatic or parade of jetter from Gen, Haverill—from Frank V ] Cc e Oo Oo V e I Ss Millionaire, confound you, Now shut up, LEA\.,| Robert Ames Bennett, whose “Whteh | tri » Gen alluded to her, And, did you not expect the 7 % ne?" © latest story of a girl with| the fon of soldiers, and their 1 home before now?" sieves then, why in torment don't you chartet | ype eh, 1012, by The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York World), Ira nto oe onailty, is @ ¢ iarese| prise cena a4 ref had “That is what T meant, when I spoke, Her Weddin {ts disastrous aftermath of bills, al{| whole train to do your snoring in1'—Searche | 451.—Why should clothing be looser IESE questions will be answered) author. He lives greatly in the rarefled| been living chiefly upon parched corn Just now." 8 Jnonor to them: ight, in winter than in summer? Wednesday. Here are repiles to) at Denver land were badiy In need of both rations (To Be Continued.) } Pei . | Vedhes Pale call | Bee ee er tsar nikita aes , ‘ 452.—Why ia water in a ferment Welders ; author of “The Time} and forage. Ie ‘ married, make up your mind to have) “I, p." writes: “Wil the fact that) Hadn’t Heard of Him. |, ; | 446,—(What ts gaivanized tront)—tron | 106k rm in In- tea) and 6 ° the kind of wedding you want. |1 am two years older than the man 1 Pr eee eee eke’. fast meas the | Miie te 8 DOHUINGD {is galvanized by plunging 1t crolten | test. Joy, when not) rations at amount, e oming You should net am going to marry affect our happl- North Aide always gets ansry when he! 459.—What is plaster of paris? ‘zinc, which forma an alloy on. its |¢volvl Is to sit onl Leo dectare 1 be amplo, 4 socept too o0 | ness? hears this told at his expense, but there §54.—~Bince the surface, the banitn r wed Deer Creek | utve welco ef Db. dictation even from Tt should not. fare thse who will vouch for its truth Atjn—Bince the earth whirls around | SUrtaoe and angle { oft raft ¢ the of Northern Virginia Of | h the prowpective yyy pee stout a month agy a soung. min very mach 18 axis at the rate of ubow: seventeen) +(Why Ix an westand larger at its Riese eunen ent cUara e gare a a Re WwW pridestoom, thouza o Pays? | excited rushed up to this policcman and ex: miles @ minute, why do not objects, 48 than at the tuy2)—To keop tt trom , Br t 4 - a ' j ap “ A 4 | ” fi ing. S Acatat for fo 1 ' T ai ¥ jo you remember “The Two-Gun ‘ou will naturally | “L, W." writes: “If two you claimed : hore ing, since the wtability of a b ‘ you wlll ‘ YOUng Men | wwieay, Jim, did you hear about Greek by the AY Of its surface? » consider his wishes and one lady go out together, who nds gn the breadth of its Man?” It was acclaimed as the greatest and a |. What are the chief products the nearn oe Mette tion? os, , 9 x ‘ Date We ‘omni : because you care should pay for theatre tickets and care bec Apso PranieoPy Me esis. Min $a [the # of the chlef welght of its poghbetes hei IRMAtD keke ATR BECHER I wal ‘Charles Tie “antes who for him, But the far added, thoughtfully, stroking his chin of distilled coal? Cantante to the uae. Milo ‘Winter, who wrote and fItus- han six to one wrote “The Two-Gun Man,” has just wedding day ‘8; The natural way would be for the men r that's the first time 1 ever heard of | _ ras es Sine _| “8.—(What ts a foot pound?)—A foot-| trated “Billy Popgun,’* thor. swed to the Bederal oM™- written another and far better Western your day; it doesn't | to share expense: + weneneae aneemamien —|pound of work is the amount of work | artist, still in his twenties, whove ¢ and departed from the Me- novel. belons to your what he sells in his cabs and hacks and, forming them tn single file, Needed to raise one pound to the hel work and drawing have won much , he de- It is called “THE COMING parents. “S, 0." writes: "I am to heve aj! yy yh Bed a bulletin Caley de led the procession down Market street, the prin- of one foot against the force of gravity. | praise from the 8, 2 "4 over THE LAW.” o I think there 19 a|church wedding, Whose place {s it to we bed hy ee ah Met Gk” ad thoroughfare of San Francisco, His walk | 449.—(Why {9 there no sound of thun-| Ida V whose “Hell's ay, then © And it will appear as a serial in the was slow, grand and tmprewire, and the vehicle aor wit) welcome tendency | pay for the opening of the church and the heat lightning?)—Heat Mht- | Playere torrid story of the Evening World. ——_—.---- followed ‘hi oot’ vaunted y _ E 5 } epeew id ici ieee otett A Subtle Rebuk fclonnd him Ot snes pase, It tented Whe | ning a lightning that 18 eo far away |atrioen Ju achelor girl, born Mounted Lis Kray war horse, Traveler: “@the first instalment will be published and etmplo wedding ceremony, which] The bride's father pays these ex- ubtie Rebuke. Suddenly @ policeman ran out and put ebout ;that the sound of the thunder that ac-! and edu t ti o Nad) iis war-worn, tattered veterans crowd. Thursday, ly appeals to me as the on!y | penses. B was «@ wealthy youth, bilesed with tis neck strong but uncareasing fingers, companies it is lost before it can reach been a great traveller since ng |" A 1 psi : € “The Coming of the Law” is a live Civilined procedure. This feeling seems H plenty of money and a great number of “What are you tying to do?” asked the of- the ear. Beho« lpi Pieegieta ; a wire. It is the strongest, most exciting te be growing among the younger gen: “A. 6." writes “Ta Mt proper for a gir| People bled Alege of he tay. eee a | 40.-(Why does ane dust fly after a| Montague Glass ator of the Per ree Arye e Pte pei story of the West. ought not to be o to ask a man to go to a public dance, | Bim. says the Popular Magazi ny,"" anid the leader Prooadon, ‘rast moving car?)—The alr tries to fill mutter and Potash patr, has gone with| ss ce slain OF Dove ee { Don't rob yourself by missing a eingle oy memitioue | eames and married| (. should she only invite him to her ee Ne city, according to, rallable golemoly, “vile town ts dead, and I'm wiried 5 the spac left vacant by the motion Mra. Glass to live for a year | ee have foumht through the chapter of this splendid serial. » \ . . speed or a ‘ ‘ ry » or eet we ‘ “ If Mary gnd John declare a preference | ub affairs?” es Ty, Obb te when he steals home with the Whereupon they led him gently but quickly @f the car, and aw it rushes into this It ts not sated that w ¥ OF! war toge\ner. I've done my best for S Eocene, T! for an uncktentatious ceremony at home,|_ It 1s better to reserve her invitations | winning fun, One night the young man, full of to the pelime station and showed dim dow to bartial vacuum dt brings the duat along | build castios there t he will keep| you, My Soart ts too full to say more.” Law will begin in next Jeetend of the big church wedding with ' Cor the iatter functions, : eG Fae S08 Hane Ne © SN. of aw | Sole 0 We tank erent with 1, ana, (OR Writing. ‘Three after surrender the Evening World, '