The evening world. Newspaper, August 16, 1912, Page 13

The Evening World Daily Magazine. Friday. August 16. NEXT weHave THe SwoR D FISH ,ONE THEY EAT 6MALLER FISH Wiki, AND THE SMA ALLER FISd RAT STILL SMALLER ONES AND SO ON MY WIFE DOESN’T a REPT WERe. AVID GRAUM enjoys a vacation because when he is among atrangers he can pretend that he ie somebody, ; Sheriff Plank says ‘Phe Medgevsite | nat the more crim- Baiyor. inal a man is the sorrier he feels for himsef when he is arrested. ‘The Poor Farm 1s so overcrowded the Commissioners have appointed Dr, ‘Watts to act as official physician. O18 Fork aaye he doesn't appeal to the sensible people “tn his campaign speeches, because if he gets the unani- mous fool vote he will be elected. If your disposition. causea:you to hate others it 1s @ compilment to them, vo" “I'm a-goin’ up to that house, Louke like a hand-out. _ vy = “Better not, Bo. They're ali vegetarians up there except the dog.” the original “lady-killer. Paul Revere was the first “night rider” to gain prominence in th: | Atlag goes down in hi Lippincott's, aa the greates, id-up" man of ancient times. f Had it not r the “black band”. the heavyweight championship of the world might MU be in the possession of the Caucasian race. A CCORDING to fiction, ald Bluebeard was bean “William, stop it! You are talking in your sleep!" “Beg pardon, m' dear, I didnt know you were talkin’ in your sloep, too, SHE DOES NOTHING OF on wire, We ' HAD SA DAY! mR, raat was. PI 'e T wouldn't have interrupted,” LEADING advocate of bigger pensions A worked for nearly a year getttng a pension for an Ohio woman, Her husband, an old @oldier, had been away from home for years. Nobody had actually seen him die, but the evi- dence all indicared that he was dead, ‘and the pension was granted. Just about the time the woman got her first payment the friend received @ Jeter from ‘her, saying 4 has just returned home. ‘My hus What shall 1 dow” The letter was returned with these words ‘scrawled on the bottom: ‘Kill him."—Everybody's Magazine, it @ good dinner?” “I never drank a better one.” T™ following coples of queer ad- | vertisements have been collected and printed by Philadelphia club women: “Bulldog for sale; will eat anything; very fond of children.” Wanied—A boy to be partly out- side and partly be- hind the counter.” Freak Advertisements. “Widow in comfortable ci ‘wishes to marry two soni umstances Yes, Onct when a toot Did youse ever have a soft snap in yer life, Willie? Don't you wish youse owned de rth, Freddy? niess bull dog tried ter bite mel | Naw. Just give me de fand an’ I'll pass up de water! “Annual sale now on; don't go elso- whore to be cheated; come in here,” The Day’s “A lady wants to sell her piano, she te (soins abroad in.@ strong iron fram Not Interested. ork?” asked “Wanted—By a respectable girl, her passage to New York; willing to take care of children and a good sailor.” ack door for fond. r Highgate Archway, an i o / umbrella belonging to @ gentleman with Ad fn that, ble @ bent rib and @ bone handle.” Vhat’s Mr, Oat “Mr, Brown, furrter, begs to announce that he will make up gowns, capes, &c,, for ladies out of their own skin, 414 he want to 1 Good Stories had applied “1 was Lives down the Oren The Folks That “} Write Our Books ND, the new Amer- Dublighed hie first enice at his own ex- made 6 cents on the Vincent’s "i family have been dolng Spain, the rat nees and the Republic of Andora, Nor- A Changed Girl. mandy and Brittany, and will spend “wp ay Oy, August and September touring in Ene jean poe! book in offered “TL was very ship with r & Brrothera have gone #o far Advice much “1912 Then THAT FOR THE LOVE OF PETE THING IN FRO: \s WHAT He OPENS THE CANS with Hun, PoP? SMATTER (Aathor of ‘The (Goprright, 1012, by Ouling Pubilahing Oe.) SYNOPSIA OF PR cr DING INSTALMENTS. of exam hy Toten on Of remain. 8 gro tea ile fe @ gat of uncon CHAPTER IV. Wootmued.) The Special Messenger. « OU ain't ed me nothin’ thi a, near the butt of the al | wan concealed under his vent. | ‘The strange: Mps parted with @ slow, tgerish expression. ‘Take your paw away from your gun!" he com- | manded slowly, “If I was wantin’ anything ike that you'd have been fit for the mourners quite @ Rubi | fell reluctantly to Project- \ing from the stranger’a side was tho muzzle of ah revolver—magteally produced, It He spoke again, hia words burdencd with a slight hint of mockery “I reckon you're some scairt about them." He laughed milly. fixgerin' to do that,” he added, you're thinkin’ to ketch me x pected, If you're tryin’ that I'm tellin’ you that you want to make a (clean Job of It.” He laughed gentally, | the menace gone from votce and eye: 1 talk sense,” he eald. “I'm “I ain't “unless BThe®- Triangle Cupid By Charles Alden Seltzer An Adventure Romance ot the Big Ww st. mar preced 7 wo-G in Man’’) turned. "Cal ain't no teadertoot, a: any road agent would have « tel-ebie time reltevin’ him of hia saddlebags.” “I reckon they would,” agreed the hia Mpe wreathing into @ smile. re man's size” He leanml back again, looking out et the stretch Pe hot sand that was Just now growing with the first faint chadewe. at the sunset. “It'a a curious thing though,” he re- marked prosently, “that them there ex- Drees companies don't trust their men. ‘They don't see things like we do.” “Meanin'?’ inquired Rubble “Meantn’ that when they've got thing dig goin’ on they don't trust regular man to do it. They're alway hirin’ @ apectal man.” Rubble 414 not answer tmmediately, ‘but his mind was working rapidly. Wes there anything “dig™ going on now-—~ something that required the service of @ special man? Did the trang’ euepect the express company of pla - ning to transfer a large sum of mone; ” ble knew something of the min: + hundred In gold Gust each trip. B: knew also that special men came through oceastonaily, to be transferred was gr pany aad reason to suspect that th ular messenger might be waylat:. What did the etranger know? Rybble wiped his dry lips with the @omethin’,” he drawied. “There's hie apron, attempting a casus! fome men can't see another man with- tone that was far from natural. out thinkin’ he's wantin’ to perforate ‘I reckon they won't be hirin’ ro made e strike anywheres.” ‘The stranger laughed oddly. “Somh- times there's @ strike made that aint advertised,” he drawled. Rubble opened his lips te answer and then closed th: again, for abo wantin’ to hang out here for a day or & Mile out on the plains he eaw a two—mehbe three, You've got lots of (ust cloud rising from one end ef « room.™ I'm paytn' what you ask, Shallow washout The stranger had That gor aoen en | “I'm askin’ ten dollars for a bed, an’ you c'n do your own cookin’! snapped Rundle. The eat tronwer laughed, "Correct," he ‘That's what T call doin’ things atlont until, emerging from the dust cloud & pony and rider appeared. For on instant they stood out boldly agal: the eky line. Then the stranger spoke. ‘It reckon that’s Cal Emmet no up square.” | ‘Toward ey the wtranker dragged Huddle nodded and came out of dhe la chatr outeide, placed tt In the strip with narrowed eyes Bit of shade tn front of the bufiding a oe tilted tt back against the wall, dropped AY yy Gormer re: and reemed to fall into a done. heard him, but a4 not Investt- y taking him only to par. He was content to the tsolation that he fo man that Ruble had seen In many months had atirred him so deenly as had this man Hut he wae not scared, nonchalantly bega. Zhe cigarette mage, be dlowing Rubble watehed 4 skyward. him furtivelz. Ten minutes later the rider came ep, halting Just in front of the wo men Ile was above the average height. rugged in appearance, with a strongly ed, weather-beaten face. He looked as the atranver had tntiinated. he waa gravely at Rubble, ignoring the merely troubled Hin thouehts kept niger entirely. going to the hoard of golden eagles ‘ou got room for me an’ my cayuse ted In a snug corner en he had counted that money when he wi re that no o was about, not wi fhe avartce of the miner, but with a quiet tlon that grew in proportion te the amount Rome day he was going to make the trip to Dry Rotten to deposit the money. He beean to wish that he had done | inte long ago; perhaps he would now | teat more secure. Shortly before sundown he went to | the door. The stranger was louncing |tn the chatr, his eyes open. He turned aw Rub! lonesome here,” he offered. ‘eturned Rubble, airanger stretched and yawned. that he had cone behind the har. convinced that he he questioned. returned Rubble, But thers curlostty in his eyes. man, strapped securely to of the saddle, were two sadi hung heavfly down upon ti flanks. Rubble recognized the bags in- siantly, ae he had aso recognized the pony, as belonging to Cal Emmet, the reguiar messenger. But the man he had never seen before. Therefore his curi+ osity moved him to a question. Cal?" he asked. rf amiled slightly. “Cat aln't said quietly. significant glance to- stranger, which, apparently, the latter did not catch, But he now moved a Iittle tn his chair, Pense, sted tm @ young lady whom I any one sions tod you nilio' Cal Emmet'e boots now?" Sas venture and declares that he/land and Scotiand, Rava SEAR Ae hier CIR | BLT od, after Anivhing his M1) be Me questioned of the rider ‘ é salinities . 0} The ‘1 kon the express messanger’ latter hed been ready to: dls lived @ fhonth on the receipts. Mr! Holman Day, who has fust added “The cently she seems to have changed, and 4) iene untae unble informed unt, but at, the sirangers words he Pound was born in Idaho twenty-seven! Red Lane” to bis list of succenstil whe acta in @ way that doge nut alan mount, es af the. FE ca words, 5a years ago and came east at the age Of} stories of Maine, te a popular lecturer q respectable gil. Oueht I to Watching closely, Rubble saw the Perpinte ty nary nto the stranger's elghteen montirs, and afte ner speaker. He l!v¢s tn contipue my frt her? letranger's eves eMtter, He drew a ace, “ Po 4 was graduated from Colby! Yes, if you no |slow, deep breath mt Bill Co! ‘An atry bedroom for a gentleman 22 | Portland a » if yo oath, T wasn't expectin’ to see o tani lone acd 11 coat Wid pais aa to deny that the anony with the clase of '§ | - stumbled upon the FeMeoR 24, tn thig here eountry,” he gait amen “) of The Inner Shrine" and Mary Ridpath Mann, who wrote "The, “A. J." writes: “I have only known Anstr's BFOSCHO | a oaldly, An exchange containe the startling A Soit Answer, Called Straight’ te dead, “On the con-|tpomctal Secretary,” @ story of further & Stl five daye, and sie has asked # ton The stranger Janghed. His own nowa that "A carload of brick came in ON P, IRISIT anoke 10, Callforate exsina|trary, he in atl living ta the vicinity! south Ameria, is the daughter of John fur lot of Presents and proposed te | mmet'e atti! messen- guried 8 Ure, “Wes you're gextn’ hin, for a walk through the park.” “ae after a mevi04 )of Hoston." Tt te true also that Rasil! Care Ridpath, the historian ne Ghe '¢ a several Yeare ide 4 “ig: * end tcoms M8"! King Hives tn @ Boston suburb and had] Amelia Barr, at 8, tmving written tan 1 What do you advine me to Pe ence muni ari ar Stnged dewe, trom, the ts ma n . Join DP. Iris, you're @ low down Hart Tue] been accused of writing those books. | sigtyeat vela, declared in e@ recent | er a riot of excitement tn o% if ‘th reneiy’ wa te » Be e S Ss . irele: . ‘ ; yes novels, 0} be in dangerou fore | Rubi m, bs attention to the pony. esently eo No Baggage Smashed W ireless in Portugal os| Asked for 4 about herself, Mrs.| interview that while she has always a ay We Meary apenas | one ear ve the wtrans the animal around the corner of Ue ‘AKING a pioneer step, and one HE announcement that Portugal ts Kate Langley Bos! author of "Mary | made @ ving by her pen, the books,” steer the (noumal ‘that th tee et toward the windmill. After that the managers belleve will be to be linked up by wireless ye @ word you] Cary," aays: “T haven't had appendicitis| which have given her fame at home| mritaat ENT den Asani 4a day sown money would be eate eat Coleman, ow ated with general favor, the with all the Portuguese colonies ae “permit me to] *n4 T don’t play bridge. and abroad have really been an expens® with young man who ta very fond of ubtly, ‘There was not a Ce ee et en amherland Valley Railroad Company te a reminder of the van greatness t iady,"—Sarur-) Anthony Hope, before hie auecess In }to her. In only two cases, wire 84), Cl jont hair, De you k 4 tion to be had in the & ge! “ Vlit wrpaued aside all pre: t ad te what Was’ once tne leading coleniz- Gay Evening etters, was A, H. Hawkins, Esq. dar-|she make on her atories of old New York vieaci my halr #o that he may » that be knew exastiy what et ie enti te he watched unit! Bir thousands of lars s star to|in'te afeety and-aniernn coerce For ExcHent Reasons, |tivsrion win «ture tor asoenrina (een taster tart ate an 1 cay to na SE SOAS RAY ote upenfhe e oad tabled ny oust ollars a ye « en 1 q t i yelolan wit in fo! tt . ener all "4 part * Fr Rene te arigtats new phase] went out mariners through the unkown OF BxEhed f A with 8 turn for ploryewrliingi| Chariog, Virgil Zevie lalla in the Most y silly, 9 faved Rutile squarely, “T reokon COMIns toward the building, the sad its patrons by originating a p 7 4 hab 4 HE ar r Sir Henry Rider Haggard was a we mian of James Whitcombe R » early vein’ protty licht now—not D&se swinging from hig shoulder ) pt ‘conaervution=the saving o. trunka,|/and uncharted oceans to Africa, India 4 tat; Noyes W t was Al factal aftiet Tuned th hava'a | fee a ani gain ee re tad hed Dehind the ber. Tne x Inflate of handling baggage with the|and the new world to the west, and banker when he wrote "David Haruni." rine time with my freckles," th with ‘are as ee (heer Wen expecting to learn entered the reer door and strode (4 roughness for which railroads generally planted the fag of Portugal in every abby man; ‘the! Kate Douglas Wiggin ts on the way to rays ae eae idauailenl It 41 it he nat ga Cal Emmet from Rubbie Bubdle, plactng the enddlebags o are blamed, the rule has gone forth, corner of the globe, But in Africa Guy me: ‘Go aad git Mae ioe attend the rehearsals of her to me then and It does now tl 1 yo must t us yt ¥ doomed to dixappointment, for Dar ia Lisp (ad him. ia after On’ the Cumberland Valley line that no |alone has Portugal maintained tte hold quit to be caved wt ymawd. The - sank af Munnenioal Was Se tee OF veal ae ual th tal cau fe latter's eyes gleamed knowingly {ne caatloualy Araund the. room, ams ne aro} f colonies of any magn In India *t ©, 30, me Gi 6 ru eT han @hie aie 1 - i, oe ‘ sit | IT reckon Cal Emmet ain't gotn' Pte 6 | Dene Rizce of baggage shall be dropped from | 6 mum, |in London, ‘This story has already been jiyed," Hurt by the Jokes of his f - ina ta around the jamb. To all appearances 4 g oar uniess under it 19 placed an lure ittle bits of Portuguese territory, nd 4id 702 we Mr,/transinied Into Polish and the author jowe, young Riley resorted one day to a iver WE aes Adiaen I fotiin’ dust exactly what he's Coleman was dosing. Therefore the Hore mat.” The air-hose mat is a de-! Dove Gee south heel ce wemeay, being 91 has Just given her consent to @ Rou-! muoh-advertised balm, ab @ young maz > we Ihe gtrangar Inaghed. "Why, no," he fider came stealthily away, returning Wee, constructed af air-hose in threne the caplial Of all Forwgai's colonies : i tet’ » memage | mantan translat! {he purioine’, through a we to murry him when 1 amt tit woukin't be doin” bin to the bar and leaning far over toward, foot tengths, pai to each other & Sant Midna aha ialand an tenon, ie Mew Jones wa oerslesgd. The taster Arthur C. Train former Asaintant Dis- ones top. Diaregarding to of age, 1am eure I shall never love ! 1, Some road Rup! i 4nd separated by @ few inches. They f#F eas! ie ne of Macao, vaieel his tit las | trict-Attorney, whowe ‘* or, in they teaspoonful toe pint of water, he|any one eo well, but 1 think I his mind that he ‘How long’p he heen here?” he quea- oat t buffer, ana| in the Canton River, frat colonized jematinally crusied him, hose oer : a p f At Cgl carcies in them eaddiedags of toned in ued voice, are gned to act as a buffer, nearly four hundred years ago, i wie inner, el ‘oan say ts thar, Wixeleas House” will be published 00% applied the lotion straight—and was sent) rather young to bind m yaelt by a niange “Since ni returned Rubble guapd+ ugh them tauaks receive practically| owns the soveretenty of the govern- 4 e y for the| spends much of his holiday time moto b home fram echool in diaxrace to recover! promise, Don't yout" | Rubi @ittered for an instant, edly, Cok ee ment at Lésbon,—Westminster Gasetin | ik Wigs mt bags (ng sbroad, This sumomer be and " from {he crimson ouome 2 do, Xou'd musa better wait vt dete 10 be pretty sljok,” be re Be Continued.) i ‘ * penenwmennens te) MES te = es ee