The evening world. Newspaper, August 7, 1912, Page 15

YA MANE ANY NOISE AROUND MY PoP New PI “Hanky Panky” Not as Fresh as Florence Moore, BY CHARLES DARNTON. ‘VEN baldness has its compensations. Any man owning a worthy, deserving bald spot may take it to the Broadway Theatre with every prospect Of baving it kissed. This pecullar and rather siartling scalp treatment is! provided by « hard-working woman from the two-a-day houses named Florence| ore, The fact that she herself wears a ratty looking wig suggests that she| "@o this purely out of sympathy. (My vacation ts over, so I've nothing to ive for, anyway.) Incidenjally, this tender regard for blighted craniums exposed to the night| ete fe shown by the funniest woman Broadway has no in many @ moon. | “Hanky Panky,” the Lew Fields produo-| tion that has r d town after a sea- son on the road, n't begin to be as fresh as Miss Moore, for it is frankly @ rehash of one of the old Weber and) Fields pieces. The freshness of tts chief performer may easily be forgiven, how- | chiefly for the reason that one is when Miss Moore turns her! In crossing the footlights she dashes up an aisle and then, with an eyo for shin- ing marks, “works from the back,” with the result that each recipient of her. favor in turn doesn't know what Is coming to him until @ chaste salute falls upon his helpless head. The amaze- ment of each vic—of each lucky man,, let us say, may be imagined. But oc-| castonally one looks grateful, gazing up| in dumb gratitude as if to say he has long been neglected, or married, or| something like that. A complet» chang for example, has been worked in the nature of a city editor who we among) the chosen few at Monday night's per- | formance. He 1s now almost human, | Last night the bonors went largely to/ fat men who seemed to havo merely a! bowing acquaintance with hair apecial. | ists. After spreading sweetness and light along the aisie, the audacious Miss Moore @rops in on the orchestra and plays the drum. She seems capable of doing an: thing. While most of her performance Is along the broad lines of bu there ls something back of {t all that wins both admiration and respect. She 1s evi- fently doing now what she has done in vaudeville, But the spirit of the born artist seems always to be struggling for expression. Miss Moore ts by far the! most intelligent and cleverest performer that has come from vaudeville in year: Bhe Bas an interesting face, unmistakable originality, @ true sense of humor in tytte of her grotesque antics, and a singing voice that {s more than plei Her new experience ought to mean a gteat deal to her. Among other things she dhould learn when to stop. TI! e Uttle too much of her tn the last act, ju: ae there te of her long-time “parti Witiiam Montgomery, who hi amusing moments, only to drag then but Interminably. » For that matter, the second act does Wittle else than drag. It is very badly ) ttage-managed and leads to nothing bet- ter in the end than the insufferable turkey trot. The first act moves quickly is entertaining except for those wful moments in which Max Rogers Bobby North get in their deadly ork. In their attempts to follow in footsteps of Weber and Fields th Gown so hard that nothing shor ‘bn ambulance corps coaid meet tl emergency. North is at least inoffei Florence Moore as Clorinda Scribblem. ‘Miss Myrtle Gilbert also avle to keep Hier eyes off the audience, but in @ beautiful-doll sort of way she le dainty and she sings rathe: ‘With the -conactous Carter De Haven, whose one merit ts his dancing, the shares the prettiest song of the piece, “The Lyre Bird and the Jay, While Harry Cooper takes bis nasa) tenor much téo seriously, he ts amusing in @ Hebrew oharacte.. Miss Christine Nielsen comes out of cold storage and Wings lke a tea kettle Her oi teoma to hi gained flesh ‘The chorus runs to large sizes and is rather good to look at, though not as sraceful as others that have marched beneath the Fields, banner, It !s kept ay with A, Baldwin Sloan's music, all of which ts catchy if not inspired. Starting with “Where the Ed 1s Blooming,” the plece becomes a popular song show, and as such it has every chance of success. In that success Miss Moore 1# bound to play @ large part. She ts @ rea) ‘‘find.” arenes { Sane Maxims for the Business Man. j ARD knocks count for more than ducations in the Wiliam Montgomery as Hiney Rausmitt. it Broadway acientists, for she Always have confidence in your own ability, Never make a negative state- ment. Always be positive, Pot your whole energy into any busl- T ness you are im If you don't yuu SVean't succeed. Treat all people alike, no whether they are rich or poor, Don't stay out late at night. The man who does isn't worth much tho next day. And it takes @ clear brain to sell goods these days, Never fall to keep appointment, Business opportunities are like trains— they won't wait for you if you're late, ——————__ VERY CAPEFUL. “I understand she plays & very care- ful game of bridge.” “Careful is the word, Just good matter Never tell a guvtomer anything that isn't #0. If you decétve man once, he will never aguin have confidence fa you, ful whether you wel} goods to the most crabbed cus- tomer in time, eaye the Chicago Trit- une and energy are Ing. HERE Cos Y A: 1s SLEEPIN' cH The Summer Girl 9 {= They say that the quickest way toa Lissen-1F You witt TRA REAL,REAL Quiet ABouT ir The Let Youd Sa A STICK thew | The Tress Puohaniza Uo. ‘ork World.) of 13—WHEN SHE conn} The Evening World Daily Magazine, Wednesday, August 7, 1912 _ % or] Rover! DONT SHAKE Your Sec, So het MY POP By Eleanor Schorer man's heart ts through his stomach, SON jhe rolled up her sleeves and dived into the task of keeping a whole comp So no one nevd wonder why Bessie won the heart of every boy at camp when | of Bobbies from starving in the wild woodland—all on a summer's day, Cheer Up, | Cuthbert! . By Clarence L. Cuilin adil ee ee Wedd © Use In Beng “Allve to Faults unless we Take the Ax: to Them! ou Self-Condonation | 1s Seif-Cajolery! Belf - Satisfaction is a Stationary En- gine; Discontent @ Rumbling Motor! No Use Making a Great Slide for the Bag if you're Go- ing to Get Caught Napping @ Minute Later! ‘We've Ob rved that the Zig who brags that he “Doesn't! ar Mince Words" Possessea a Penchant for| Garbling the Facts! to-Me" Gink is that he's in Perpetual) Danger of Toppling Over Backward! | 4, m, Better tu Swagger than to aioweal Along! [is he +l ps ‘The One Thing Feared by the "Maybe! Man {s that be Might be Put on nia| Mettle! culate the Chances" our | While we “ Resolution Begins to Dilute! Going Away from the Scene of the), FallDown is Sometimes a Good Rectpe for Switching the Cut, but the Zig who Lives it Down in the Neigh- \ porhood where he Made a Hash of it’ lis the Boy we Back to Win! A th Litue Rally of your Own! | ¥ When oar Enthusiasm begins to Ooze wo Make # Mere Detour Around Buc: |, cess! Most Folks are Naturally Kind, Some of ‘Em haven't Found it Out! | ‘We're Entitled to Redress—but not Re- nese important things in }enough to keep her husband interested, them Sosts and not quite good enough to beat him,” _ wPitteburgh Pos, s uv 1 IT were distributed. All of which ls COM- I cannot find tme to take my bab; lout, with all my HOUSEHOLD duties. ‘And many other mothera may echo jthe statement. | several little one cares by only that Standing Sti | of the fact that the number ls less than a year ago for the same week which wes 4&7) deaths, which 1s) the mor- infants season, now on, tality of usually great proportion: ‘The attributes present lessening| of the death rate the fact that more are getting PURE ILK and that nearly 1,900 ice tickets ENDABLBE, « j The women who put forth efforts in The Trouble with the “Deference-DUe-| 1415 cnannel of charity do noble work, et they need ASSISTANCE from you nd me—the INDIVIDUAL. One of the andates of the milk station ts aby cool, clean and quiet." Thu it 18 ei to keep | ™ the wise mother who aims to keep| MENT eM There is none to one has more rights than the mothers of the race. Every policeman and every individual | |snould make way for her ther ing the SHADIEST places for | reallging at once that his mother had lto carry him safely through the battling period of his existence, Do you know @ needy mother ne you might send pounds of ice? And do you realize what | actual want you fl) at such a @ bit charitably inclined for @ month's milk to som r little one in the alr as much as sible, But," said @ mother the other day,/ Yet, if mothers would they have it were| uch better to LESSEN the household) ting more uncopked foods— that need Uttle or no PREP- RATION—and thus time to keep ne wee one out of doort | What with milk stations and ice ata-|Or !f you tons, tremendous g00d 1s accomplished, | the paymen Any Moment’s Opportune to Start @) 1, soon or Late he wh My tle towh near the rail of the boa organization) gigd to get out of that sweiterin’ city th18\ on @ day like thia, I had my washing to do, but I says to Mist on the floor above, says I, ‘The chil- Gren’s health is of more account than my man he says, Lucy, I'll eat @ cold bite to-day. Jany washin.’ There are you to whom The Babies During The Heated Months By Sophie Irene Loeb Copyright, 1912, by ‘The Prees Publishing Oo, (The New York World), HE Babies’ Welfare Association re- Yet this ALONE cannot save the babies, ports 267 babies dead in one week. | They must needs have pure air and Yet they are very hopeful, in view | much of it, So that sweeping and dusting and Cooking might well be left to WAIT, | even neglected, if you will, in the hope| of carrying the infant jummer days, As @ During the hot) put tt when some chagitably inclined Person the other day sent « boatload off for a holiday: sighed the mother of three Iit- afely through existence— sensible on da as she gathered her brood an’ y her nay. Flannagen, my, but I'm | You For no allow. rand time? veral parks in the city! there 1s usually @ breese blowing. | | And if the mother would but stop | think out @ PLAN by which houselfold ‘cares might be REDUCED, many hours) night be spent where she has EVERY asa resident of this city. | — "| mile dealer and delivered to @ mother a “yp remularly alleviate more distress Ube Handing youl Now than a WINTER entatls, Ours! ‘The babies are the coming citizens and — they have to deal later on with You| No Matter how Big the Troubie Looks,|anq yours © underfed, ii! infant 's Merely Transitory! |makes the WEAKLING in the man, The Competition 1s Becoming so Keen| 1 spells Metrogression: | Blaming it on ‘ad Company" ty the jorriest Squirm of All! futui -_— The Dullest Work we Know About ra moat needed, in the direction of caring for the babies, you This sho desire, but in fat a responatbiiity, MELP THE BABIIS Mako © Montes Note of the Kgockerm Being Always op the“ Yiensives . IZMEY MAY HELI YOU 4 I may help the! id not only be @ NOW AND LATER, It t blg human world and| we each have to do with the other, With the little bit of aid, when tt ts .. Good Stories Good Care. URING the progress of the morning bath ofa jonths-old fafant @ little meighber me into the rom carrying @ dol Fecelved for a Christmas present, hing the operation for eome time, tnd stood wi ney little Gia Goll was much the worse fer bard us being minus an and 6 Finany Jao the motaer ofthe enuas OS ” 4 hed your baby?” The chud formed, sod iokitg from her 00 to the baby abe said) Movil, 724 MO Rept 1% alon,"—Natlonal 1 No Money, No Marriage. FORTUNES TELLER wid me thet you are going to marry me,” said the yor with the prominent socks, you that you are going to fortune?” inquired ube girl the didn't say anything about « fortune,"* “Thea ale te not much of @ fortune teller and you had batter’ not’ plese’ as she oare,”—Courier Jounal,” “nee aazehing —— His Treatment. CERTAIN osteopath oath wee tvating woman who had very, week wriste, As she lived tn & town quite fiym hie own city, be wae forced ity Saturday of each week and ywo im which the young woman liv the ‘tresunent Sunday and return to Monday, =A ft once asked to when @ lived et such « di ~~ « elle’ 1 go out aad treat ~Lippincott's Magasing eee alates The Price of Reform. HEN the ctrous was {n town the ot managet of the side show Ato very, remarkable glass le 1 pomaivle that W | vere 0 was much takeu by the r young wan he saw After minute survey of the 6 yong Maa the Lurkieh bach od ulm position as rubber ia tle more than you're geiting here,” nls man pay yout" were aud My Weems meet,” F empluyee, 6 west worth!” 1 ge you Ww a Look here,” epat 1) do, Oh vatue weekly Wee ae Lom he By Wells (Coppright, 1811, ty Bobte-Merrilt Co.) SYNofsI8 OF PRECEDING OMAPTERS. low of Nancy's room, some means of eacape, The Lathron goes to the santtarium with Mason, He tells De, Mayhew, the proprietor, that Mrs. Lathrop le ble rich aunt, whom he wishes to While re lock up tm order to get her MA) 4 Fx, it tered He escounters, Bood, who bes been ae erate, Meson escapes and Ephraim. Ogilby. od man, who hee befriended him sow ae fl wit motor car, At the nearest town them. Bond also ecepee, Nancy and Lathrop go on with Mason to bo 9 9 he and Nancy are . Morrison ( Freaking Bond, Mybraim’s son) confronts after the ceremony Mason recovers i Hi wits Not ie far ete CHAPTER XXXI. (Coatinucd.) him, He had come seegeres: ret, ountain pen and check boo! b thar my opportunity, and for once I stood fast, deaf to any threat that he might make, 1 agreed to let him have twice the amount he wanted om con dition, and one condition enly, My condition, naturally, was my freedem. He was afraid to do it at fret, sorely as he needed the money, but despera- ly suggested @ way that wee eaustac- tory and fairly safe for beth of us “He had at one time balf completed a course in some medical college and etill retained one or two friends among the more unscrupulous members of bis class, Through one of them he ob- tained a vody, and with it @ certificate that I had died of an Infectious dis- ease; 00 that I was out of the house, ‘and my funeral ever, before his father's return. It was @ beautiful plan; for it loft me free to go where I liked as long as I kept the secret of my Mentity, and I think that until my brother went to the bank the other executor, and found that I, in the . hed withdrawn ell my funda he er suspected anything. “I hadn't been @ead much more than a week when I met you in that cafe, Mason, and took you up to my rooms, where you gave me news of Nancy. You almost killed me with it, but I think I managed to bide tt As it all turned out, my dear,” he sal to Nanoy, “1 gould not be better pleaged, but I shall never get over being ashamed of myself. I ought of course to have got you right eway from my brother, but 1 could think ef no harm that could come to you, and I put it off @ little It was @ dreadful and cowardly thing to do. “I don't know whether you can under. and 4%, child, but I hope you can It \s many years since I have been & man of action, and I am afraid my moral cournge suffered sadly. Long years of absolute confinement made me timid woll as weak. Inst in the great, wide world, and I ‘qared not face Ephraim. I planned tn @ lttle while to take legal steps, which would secure freedom for both of us, but @t the very first I didn’t dare. I had been told I Ineane for so long, that I had come, myself, to mistrust my mental balance, “What, I thought, if it were really true, and they were able to lock me up again? It takes some little time for fs man to get back his courage. 1 epent my firet week of freedom buying every- ———— MZ TRIANGLE CUPID,’ or! “The Triangle Cupid” is » tale of WORLD. y with bie papers th 1 was free, free at Dap pds,” border heroines and vivid outdoor life, BEAD IF! Retlember, “The Triangle Oupid’ will begin The Man in the Brown Derby of Great Summer Story of New York Hastings thing I eaw in the shops. It was child. Jah of me, but I had go often thought of doing it. Hverything you eaw in that room, Mason, was brand new, I had @ revel of buying.” ¥ He gave Nancy @ great bug ené chuckled. “But the beautiful part of tt was the suggestion of the whole affair, Erekine had seen how easy it was to shut some one up and say that he was insane, I am sorry it suggested his way of kid- napping you, daughiar dear; but you have found a greater love and bappi- ness through it, and it has all come out all night. You and Mason will be | the closer for it all your lives, i the joke of it ail, the beautiful joxe Be 4 At adi, is that be tried it successfully om 4 coud aunost forgive oim aie other Misdeods for twat.” are where are they now, father and “Well,” eaid Jared Bond, “I had t ot ' enough. to eend them both to jail, some of ry but you have tt, coming back mext day. When Mason is enough I want to have « business with him, Good-by, Nancy, my lied You have the best thing in the Jove and @ good husband.” ‘When he had i i i E i i if a = pines enough to now I am so glad fox you; how foolishly it has troubi: know, dear heart, that wi you your hands were scalded. When the surgeon aia that there would have to Operation; that (f you were te MUttle bits of healthy skin planted the burned surface. Lathrop and I both offered thought it weuld be so ew: to help you @ little that “But the doctor would have ‘He said that, as you had» grafting would be a very Ceas, and that the ovly sure way o} success was to take tittle pieces rpm various parts of your ewn body. And he did it Mason, oh, the thinnest pieres tn the world; so that it aid not seem to me as if 1t could possibly do any good. But it did, Mason; your hands are half well already, and miracle has hap pened, Ri} Soe, wants to write « or about it, They may, be & little ecarred, but your Meeee tant love, are going to de as you would want them, as white as other men’ A little sturdy breeze was rustling the branches outesMe the window, It rat- ted at the shutters and then gleefully tore one of them open, letting into the pom @ flood of the late May morning sunshine that shone in glory on Nancy's bent head, lighting her tear-bright eyes G I raised my ban- daged hands and drew her close unt: ner lips touched mine. (The End.) j : ie ivf sll 8 5 z 3 ky z E LLL LT TT stirring romance of the Big Wi CHARLES ALLEN SELTSER, author of “THE TWO-GUN MAH,” Degin in to-morrow'’s BVENING WORLD, “The Trisagle Cupid” is best, most exciting Western book since “The Two-Gun Man,” which scored 50 marked @ success when it was published serially in The Bvcing World. w wih the froatior heroes, cattle rustlers, “bad WVENING |