The evening world. Newspaper, August 3, 1912, Page 9

OP Do You REMEMBER THE PICTURE ABOUT | THE LADY SQUIRTIN THA MILtE IN THE CATS MOUTH AN’ THE CAT GITTIN' UP WITH 415 Mou'TH AS IF HE LIWED THE COIN BEARER. 8 I hove in sight my Phone A waved wildl: “Hurry up an’ sit down, he ahow pa: she advised. ly. “Why, old Pumper, white hope, in’ to married yesterday at St. John’ Uttle . equab. make your ¢: then? I expostulated. her obligin’ brother yanked her whe ain't never picked out the in them games. Poor kid!" a a alight form, Iaden with 4 raiment, Daradiae-plumed peal, desperation and hopele: Beau Bri Purity, put to Warsh test th Green tinge in his cheeks; and the vivid stripes of his tie made on Dieared and rieumy, aisted hi to thelr car, and, in a minute, the The Conquests Of Constance (SWITCHBOARD OPERATOR AT THE HOTBL RICH.) By Alma Woodward Copyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), ‘hat show?" I} fided. “‘An' I bet yun I don't sleep a questioned breath-/ wink to-night fer thinkin’ of that poor eighty - year - ol1/the snow outeld © Ns} her? Remember, he's worth a mundred twenty - year - 7Id| miliion dollars they bride to Europe this mornta’, Y'know they #0t| mashed turnips an’ apple peels down the they come here right after the Job WUE] than ait opposite that faded candidate Dulled off. Thetr car te waitin’ outside | ter @ blanket of orchids an’ @ automo- mow. Ob, gee! y'ought to see the poor | py Honest, {t's enough to durn hot an’ wet!" “Well, what aid she marry him for| neither, He wus stoopin’ here at this “Aw, I guess her mother blindfolded | ne got talkin’ he tol’ me that he had her an’ her father tied her hands, an’| such an overdose of the long green that the altar! Yuh c’n see, by lookin’ that | wusn't buzsin’ ‘round on that account. ade of! Bo he took @ chance an’ canned ‘em fher own rags even; an’ when It come to marryin’, why, I guess she jus’ chioro-| “Then he eald he liked formed her heart an’ waded in the deep| wuz eo aimple and ‘precia’ water without knowin’ yuh ¢'n drown |jisiened like ermine ai Just then there was a etir in the lobby | days! At first I wuz so doped by havin’ and much moving and craning of necks, |everything 1 wanted I didn't take much tepped from the elevator. ‘The girl's tiny, oval face, dead white, | pretty soon I seen that he always flashed and Ughted by eyes dark with the fir of reentment, looked from under There was ap- ness in the nervous working of her dry Itps; and her hands clasped, as if the wolght pon were too euch, a leather jewel cai Behind her shuffled, with arrogantly|nerves somethin’ cruel! assumed vigor, the shell of a one-time! night I says I wuz too tired to go to umel. The fresh gardenia he} dinner with him, an’ hi wore as boutonulere, in tts white, waxen|me merry hallelujah an cover that the color in his eyes was|cite to that guy would ‘a gave Anthony Surrounded by a amall army of maids, valets, &c., the aged millionaire as: scared, dazed little purchase eat factory, al a » chug sausag of the engine and a sharp toot of the apin beat @ mite!" OPEN It? Maid horn told that they were on thelr way, “for better or for worse.” ‘fore)} Constance turned to me and rear- s#es!"'| ranged her twenty-nine-cent jabot. “Say, y'know I got nervi ahe con- Uttle ravbit. Gosh, didn’t she look like man | the dame in the movies what they won't theliet into the church, an’ she croaks in 1s >| “And you wouldn't change places with answered me. at three “Td rather week stuffin’ an’! snoot of @ pig with a touchy appetite Wwearse! “T had my chance at coin once an’ I turned it down—it wuzn't so awful old house an’ he wuz always alone. When UP tol he never could be eure that his friends e ‘cause I e. Gee! it point tace fer Uttle Connie fer the rest of her natural ling /notice of his nibs. I'd jus’ smile all the time an’ giggle once in a awhile. But his wad 80's everybody could see It. An’ if they wuzn't lookin’ he'd cough or hin’ to give ‘em the high sign ‘An’ he'd call the waiters down and aay, like he wuz talkin’ through a mega- ‘WELL, I'M PAYING FOR IT, I? An’ y'know {t got on my An’ then one AIN arts In to give T unchains my ray! pack of careless langwidge an’ he comes sharp,! back an’ says "bout bein’ willing to pay @ dis-ime for my time! Bay, what I didn't re- Cf tock a nervous chill! ‘know ther ain't no mazuma co!ned that'll make 2*E crawl. I got a healthy when I'm hungry little and wheat cakes has got ter- Betty Love and Jewelr: committed. whom they Of course a are averse look foolish: first place, Seo To Win Him. “RC. writes: “I know a youn, who fa attentive to me. I like hi I think he returns the likin I do to win his love? Just’ be your simple, natural fected self. That will do ii if an. will “RD. writes rave meta Nady and fallen deeply in love wit t anxious to know if #! affection, How can out” The natural way i* to ask her, “11, 1." writes: "A young man ly told me he wasn't coming any T haven't heard @ word from him Do you think he really cared for It seems pretty obvious that he R.” writes: “Ia it proper s lady to take when she ix coming home from an ut LA. ML? Or should he ta: Advice to Lovers PITH my numerous cautions to the girls who read this column about D giving or lending Jewelry to the young men of thelr acquaintance, I re celve letters which show that this offense against good form {s atill being There are euch excellent reasons against !t. Some girls tell me that they have lent pins or rings to young men latter have disappeared with the articles entrusted to them. However, {f you m decide to drop his acquaintance, do you enjoy the {dea of his flaunting your trinkets? He may or may not return them to you on request, The simplest thing is not to let him have them in the What o on me for some time, and then su a gentleman’: procedure is good form now. “U. Ly writes; “You say an engage: | bow Vincent’s have known but a short time, and that the resort to the law may be made, but the girls to this as they think they will be made to and so they will, ty quarrel with a young man or ment ring isn't necessary, But I know @ man who made several p: marry a girl and then broke everything in and) of after some years. Of course his un-| jWarranted Jealousy had kept others! away. Wouldn't @ ring have shamed unaf-}him into acting properly ze man ything| I doubt it. He would probably have asked for the ting back, to give to some othe: young — hher.; “A. P." writes: “ram very much In he re-ilove with a young lady whom 1 have I Aint |taken to several affairs and on whom T call regularly, But she also goes out , with another young man, and she ac- ‘cepted a Christmas gift from him, called though she refused mine, Do you think udden- , gle cares for m more,| She ts probably undecided, and tt is sin up to you to make her know her own me? | mind. didn’t, “C. G." writes: “T am twenty-three {and In love with a young tady two years my funtor, But she won't marry me because she says T am not earning! enough to support a wife T disagrea| {WIN ler, Do you think wie ty treating} me right to make me walt?" Tt all depends or the circumstances of for a ‘s arm affair! ke her “THIS VACATION BUSINESS MAKES ME PLUM 1E MOUNTAINS, ME BOY- NOTHIN’. Fise ToT! ‘usband 'e@ was @ retired sergeant the case. At any you have to the young lady’s decision, ing qut o' that window.—Punch, FARM! MOUNTAINS !SEASIDE! HO!Ho! Ho! 09 You WANT M MOUN INTO YOURS = THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE FORA ( The Evening World Daily Magazine. Saturday, August 3, 1912. AW-w Now PoP’s Lit TELA Coprright, 1812, “means ) TRINS SAY! WHO PUT THAT DOPE |/PiSH! WHY DIDN'T You ‘OUR HEAD ? BEFORE? FERGET ABouT THAT NOUNTAIN AND SEASIDE BUSINESS! ITS PLAYED Out! Ever TRY QuieT LIFE ON A NICE THE SEASIDE FoR> THE ONLY WAY To REALLY REST YOUR JADEO NERVES !S To SEEK SOME UNUSUAL AND UNHACKNEYED METHOD OF RECREATION= STAY RIGHT AT HOME-PUT ON AN OLD PAIR OF OVERALIS-DIG WEBDS-AND- ~ —SSSSSSSSS—— RAGGED SEA SCORPION AND BLIND FISH—Help the poor! SUNFISH—What a nerve! There's worms hanging all around yous help yourselves! of; sie wanted to send alarm clocks [tag sicknes Marines and ‘e was very fond of look-! Africa to ald sufferer: MO i's Magasine, from the sleep! Cook Just for the Fun of It. EXPLAINED, IMPRACTICAL. | FROM ENGLAND, Keaside Hourder— do you call] “She ia very liberal ia her charities"; The Canntval King—See here, what the hou “Marine Vi There ten't) said one woman, }was that dish you served up to me at i" o a bi ! .,"" a othani Mil ‘tune? that plank 4 @ glin of the sea to be had. You” anawe the athe Mberat ere Cues ey: Your Mas) said Landlady—Well, you sev, sir, my late but not always tieal, Por instance st Josty. ‘0 Cannibal King—It tasted very burnt. ! mind we caught him, Your Majesty.—Sketch, | Star, ——————= | held together yet cio Yes,” Mra, Lathrop prompted, “He Buckingham needed but a O|FFERENT. “What you tuld him “waa in effect ipporting the plank, but he hated ‘ell, he was scorching when!to be obliged to walk It,”"—W he didn't, Nancy tf whe mar ue (Copyrtaht RYNOPSIS OF PREC Mason Ellsworth, @ young genie fo @ large income to marr bie Merril Co.) ING CHAPpTERS, — #tar other, wot Napey'e roum. me means of escape ROAR sion. ts jus he ip ter one o wet her money, \t rigcngr Ale ee | Mord to saeon he to how the plese at night, Mason geta into the Wr Surety, thinkin CHAPTER XXIX. . The Man. WERE are your frit “Friends? I repeated, ra- brought the car to meet us The: aren't going any further.’ And noon we started again. Nancy nat beside mo, “Do you feel like telling me about it?" 1 asked rather uncertainly, “I want t know but of course T can walt.” Nancy put her hand on my arm. ae | want to tell you” she sald. “It dow trouble me; nothing can now, Mason; erplexed wbout it all. ‘Aftor you left me, T went at [Deep Water Doings % % (mE) ww By CS. Bedell and 1 know ‘that you must be FOF rageing ut that “E mean,” 4 eo owith t te with me, nd arranging th ond, ex on the kit hoine. dear, sweet old bh putting our pul the pli wonder If you know, Mason, how sweet ft all was, how wonderful and new and old, as if T had been dropped suddenty {nto @ place much better than heaven, which somehow did not surprise me at frightened me no I could not move ti] he touched me; and then it was too late, for he got both my wrists in one of thone great hands of his, and though 1 fought as hard as I tain cord, then (f thought Blake at first and called out to her), and each of them took an elbow and half carrie’ me out to the buggy they had waiting in the road, You know t Mason. We stayed at Mra. ‘ext morning we went on to house in Byracuse, and the m after that they took me to Winford while, bath nek you, there at sanatorium. T kn was in the house, then, | knew Nancy Yeu.” whe sald, “I tho he. and tt frightened ht tt was never suspected ning after @ bus Just as you drove us o: Tt was the wish of said, Vhs living wi his ¢ }wiah, that our two families shoul er, He eve whould rate | mioh, but a ittl ington Gia not merry your son? “Tt wasrall quite, quite against my The Man in the Brown Derby A Great Summer Story of New Yok By Wells Hastings 94946-05459 90000000-4-6966046604- Judgement.” that the said Mra. Lathroj to do this, tie money reverted to yu ‘ “It was quite against my will,” he repeated, “Then 1 suppos She took my face between Keni And kissed me, roto done me the grea Money} Tt wae ther that dade have dont n write auch thing “I he wrote them,” T sald. membering Mr, Omiiby'’s injunctton, what T know of your uncle and cou “Oh, you mean the two men that I think that we can be pretty sure that ‘They may have made hinr sign something without reading it, bet that is all he could have done.” . J got out of the automobile and iifted Ephraim Bond bodily from hia seat, care rying him out of hearin, thought had com wan not for “1 know he did not fectly sane ER XXX. The Catastrophe. PHRAIM BOND did pot answer and I falt marched, helt dragKed him back to the car, returning him to the tonneau with, I fear, no gentle hand, Of supper we made but a poor maal. ¢ Ajl of us were, I think, tired and fan able, te tl Nervous, for the vexatious, halting dragged me over to the window and Journey recalled and emphasized the tled my hands together with the cur- fatigues of the previous sleepless night, which, under the first stimulus of pleas- “That Mra Olsen came Into the room ant driving. we had forgotten. T had a few papers of my own, and with the ones which IT had taken from Stevens the night before, q rest of jt, @ulte @ heap upon the table. I sort Lathrop’s through the: all. “And then it was awful. He stood fn the door and lai dat me, an ine » terrible tau Manon, that I had arranged a locked me up In that sanatorium.” ong “LT sald, “do you know that to find that it wi never told me who the man and that thts w. off them nore an “He ts hia son." he said, tn a very down about daytight, roft vol ona.” He was the man bebind the cur: “Your tain that frat day then" Taatd, “You pack to New York, breakfast was awake." We set out on our way, . for he had Nancy no business there th to me, “No, he had not,” Ephraim Ronda in terrupted. “L had forbidden him the to have @ great honor. we, forbidden It for all ime, Uf T the only gu 1 known he was there, if you had chinks th 4 the sense to tell me, Nancy, f to be married in anoule calted the but T that far and by 11 saw him run- something like our honeymoon; away? out to Buckingham after the wedding and leave you there before we go home, Even with the car acting t Naney swathed to Little eatin Slippers peeping hem, and Mra, Lathrop bom ded and in the was t fo the car ag my son." raincoat Perhaps \t was written for him,” [ beneath the said, ‘Well, Mr. Bond, and if Nancy. neted and dignity of & (TS Be Continued consctows + Wunders but my brother was so net Influence him, [did not approve of such a will, * but he was very headstrong, very head- wtrong.”* Ce that, * I sata, “you quar- in finding Telled with your aon for seme reason ned ant decided that you could this money for yourself. and brought ‘me in to help you.’ ner Nancy was crying softly. and 1 put Ny my arm about her. ethron re, to, the, senttart i “Dear heart,” I said, “can fou for! 4 I meant so to help you, and-ait . “wrong? You've right in the world, Mason, you will not hurt me by I cared about the money? What a difference can money make? Do you think J. would not work on my knees ali my Vite for you? It ts happiness and love that I want, and you, Mason: for “a m You are Doth of them to me, Mrs. Lathrop asked he W came out again to the car (NKIME rout poor and started cranking Up. tim to make hi “From for a new to me, something that |. hotding bim-et “where your son got his cried, “that he took an easy method of Alsposing of two pers I think, Mr, that he learned that method at I shall keep you with me untit’ shelves, and making my little bow to T learn if the original method ended. that was to be home. [ perhaps, Mi they m: rapidly, and, to my joy, that night and | wrote @ note to you found not only my note-book, but the ew license T had taken out at Doylestown J spent that night ata lodging. still tucked safely inside it, ing It seemed that I had only slept « little When there came a thunderous Knock on the door.’ I opened my eyes already morning, call for which T foit ff as I got up, but with my thls’ feeling disapp net about my dressing gayly. been up some time before I remembered and I 1 had and that he calle himself my room-mate. ¢ hie bed |rlson, Who ts he Naney? told me that it was empty. “ Nancy looke! over her ahoulder where “Hag thé other gentleman come dows her uncle and Mra, Lathrop sat in the yet? T anked at the office. tonneau. “Why, yes." ; “he came a He said “my own cousin, Erskine he had to take the early train for New York and that you knew all about i” He left, in fact, before f leaned over and whiepered.: “Mrs, Lathrop,” I sald, “you are going to t at our wedding. Nancy’ ylestown ts the best place @ if you wilh come matron of hesor or rt with en drive way we be In Doylestown by 1 o'clock.” — And so tt was arranged; To reach ight detour, even sald so in his will Of course, It and we drew up before Mrs. Lathrop’¢ was money. You might as well tell handkerohlef of a lawn a few mihutes about ft." before noon, I watted In the car while “Agatnat my Judgment.” the olf man Nancy and Mrs. thetr arme say when) whisp “quite against 1 4 about each other's ce two girle, to support! he did make auch ans in disappeared into the house, After a not What he his will, He had a Mttle mor ot Insupportable came. oui Ny