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oe ‘the Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, August 1, 1912 RAR The Strong Arm Squad ( «2%» ) By Robert Minor The 2 ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. sens fie ‘Pub! Ei t Sunday by the Preas Publishing Company, Nos, to swipadaiaae trCd 63 Park Row, New York RALPH PULITZER, President, 68 Park Row. J. ANGUS SHAW, Treasuter, 43 ‘k How. JOSPPH PULITZER, Jr., Secretary, Park Row. my e Port-Office at New York as Mecond. Matter, @ubscription “Rates” to The Evening| For Eneland and the Cont! ad World for the United States All Countries in the Tnt Jona! ‘and Canada. Postal Union. $9.50) One Year. woes +. | 80] One Month. Weevovi led veer teow eun cg vacua Neos ABOUT STEER THE LAW OUT OF THE FOG. Copyright, 1012, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York World), uM ta still in a state of barbarism—slightly tempered by woman. Ti o he avoman who can hold her temper, her tonguc, and her cook, won't hove much trouble in holding a husband. ’ The love that will permit a ran to wait twenty-four hours before patch+ ing wp @ quarrel with a woman is already in the cold storage vault, The old maxim furnishes the text for a lefter which a , committee of the New York Board of Trade and Transpor- tation is sending to the New York State Bar Association in response to a request for the Board’s views as to what is the matter with our judicial system. The letter pointe out that under the administration of justice in this State the maxim is “cruelly true” not only in the case of inno- cent persons arrested and forced to undergo endless and etigmatizing annoyanceand humiliation before being released, but also in com- mercial controversies involving disputes over work, labor and services, material furnished, sales and agreemente and the like wherein delays and tricks of technicality mean serious loss often to those who can least afford it. Outrageous hold-ups and miserable compromises result. The committee claims that a remedy has existed for years un- heeded in an amendment to the Practice Act, later transferred to the Judiciary Iaw. This ‘amendment provides that ‘in counties where trial terms of the Supreme Court are held in parte, “such part, or parts exceeding one, as may be requisite shall be reserved } for the trial of” exactly euch cases as involve commercial rights. Enforce this provision, urges the committee, and if need be call justices, always ready, from other districts to work off calendar accu- mulations. More interesting 1s the downright way in which the committee condemns the involved language, the verbal quibbles, the ponderous obscurities which have for ages been supposed to be inseparable from legal parlance: oan) We are persuaded that im this Atate, where the people elect all officers, even the judges thomselvesa, where educo tion (9 nearly wniversal, there should be nothing in practice which any person of ordinary intelligence and education cannot understand, and that no person should have oceasion to wit- ness @ legal proceeding, read @ pleading or render a verdict the meaning’ of which he docs not understand, é For centuries the verhosities and ponderosities of Law have been fair game for wits and satirists. Can any one ever forget the famous ‘ marriage contract in “Tristram Shandy” wherein it takes four pages J USTICE delayed is justice denied. betel | You can wteuatty tel! when a man has been on a particularly excitivg orgy by the austere virtue of his pronouncements regarding women, It (e awfully hard for a man to resist the temptation to be funny at his wife's expense; yet she would far sooner forgive him for trampling on her feet than for setting hobd-natled jokes on her feelings. Yes, Olarice, tt 18 almost as hard to live with your own tentperament as with another person's. You never know, when you get up in the morning, whether you are gotng to sce an angel or a devil, an optimist or a pessimist peering at you from the looking glass. Acigar is a man's sweetheart, his pipe is his wife; ciguratves are just the little Miss Anonye + of tobacco, lightly chosen, quickly cast aside end for- jotten, “ e All a man asks of his wife, when he comes home cross and tired, ts just to act as though she wasn't there, Epoch Makers - IN MEDICINE By J. A. Husih, M. D. ’ Copyright, 1912, by Tie Press Publishing Co, (The New York World). JOHANNES PETER MULLER, “Father of German Medicine.” EDICAL science differs from) was apointed’ private instructor to the all other branches of human| students of his university. His abilities knowledge in that, more than| were so marked thist only two years any one, it includes and|later he was made i)rofessor of phyal= makes use of all the other] ology at the Unversity of Bonn, Here / | actences. To know and understand fully| he remained for seven years, teaching > the anatomy of the human organise {t| and carrying on many scientific invest!- fe not sufficient to study merely the) gations. . structure of the human body alone. It] gy 19% Prof, Muller te necesdary to study the structure Of} occupy the post of professor of anatomy the lower animals also, and physiology at thi» University of To understand fully the workings, Or) Rerlin, the highest seat of medical functions, of the several systems Of/ jearning in Germany. In this capacity was called to of “wherefore”-ing and “whereas”-ing to provide that for a certain interesting event Mra, Shandy shall, if she so élects, go to London FS Modern common sense should brush away these legal cobwebs. In fact, as the letter plainly says: In our opinion the business of administering fustice should be conducted, as are other businesses, in keeping with modern methods, with celerity, simplicity and candor, and to which oircumlocution and chicane are repugnant, carried on in the interest and for the benefit of the party maintaining the Dusinesa and bearing itg expense, and ndt at the pleasure cod convenience of beneficiaries demanding ntuch and contributing nothing or little, SAAMAIAAIABBAIIAIIAIIBIIIII DIDS ore ercrree reer aire Stedicine,” bee Mr, Jarr Witnesses the Troubles organs found in man it !s absolutely necessary to understand many taws of the sciences of physics and chemistry. Without these {t would be altogether Impossible to comprehend and explain the many subtle phenomena which take Place in the body in a state of healt! and still less to understand the abnor- malities existing in a condition of dis- ease, the “Father of German Medicine,” be- sides being a great medical teacher, !s9 responsible for utilizing in the study of medical science the facts that he gath- he continued to carry on his various investigations into human anatomy and physiology. He was the first to explain the mechanism of the, human voice, hu- ®an speech and heuring. He studied and explained many ‘physical and chem- ical properties of the blood and lymph. He also showed the ‘properties of chy! a milky juice elaborated from the food in te Ingestines and thence sent directly into the4heart. He made !mportant dis- coveries relating to the phystology of sensation in the several sensory orga: of man. Toward the end of hie life he devoted himself chiefly to the study of of the Rich. Is He Sorry? Maybe So. ered from comparative amatomy or the| the anatomy of fishos and other marine i i ir % ion ii tud, the structures of the lower] forms of life. Everysone will join the Board of Trade and Transportation in study of the structures ! nt " PRRMRRRRRRERRR RR RRR ir er animals, and for bringing into the study] Prof, Muller was a great teachar. begging the Bar Association “to constrain the members of the Bar LAH H HBB BOO chysiology the facts discovered In| Among his pupils were some of the aA é a teais ye if sarage and tosped his newly Mghted| trade. Hurrah, boys! ‘Then what hap-) ‘Well, sald Mr, Jarr, ‘if I had| chemistry. foremost medical scientists of the tast and of the Be nel” to mend their ways “to the end that the law’s ‘Havana into the street, pens? Of! and gasoline go up, up, UP! | bought the old Standard O11 stock at| Dr. Muller was born at Coblenz, Ger-| century. Drs. Helmholtz, Schwann, Aclay and its reproach no longer beclond us, our rights and our “Now I'll show you where we get off,| “Gasoline goes to 15 cents, 18 cents, 20| $40 @ share and it went to $1,000 I)many, on July 14, 1801, His eariter edu-| Taidwig and Du Bols Raymond are affairs in all the trust basting that the yellow} cents. It ts 20 cents a gallon by the| wouldn't feel so bad ebout paying 6| cation was that of the ordinary Ge among the men trained by him. Hé papers have been clamoring for!" he| barrel now, % cents the gallon im lees|cents a gallon more for gasoline.” boy. At the age of eighteen he emtered|died in 1858, after having male many Id to Mr. Jarr. ‘The Standard Of! tc, chan barrel lots, Standard Oli stock, Mr, Stryver had done this very thing.|the University of Bonn to study medi-|{!mportant contributions to medical sci- hounded as an oppressive trust, @ throt-| a crushing monopoly, 1s quoted around| His profits in the rise of Standard|cine. After his graQuation in 184 he: ence, tler of competition. We were then pay-| $0. Now, as @ busted trust, @ dls-| stooks had enabled him to buy the new ing around 11 cents a gallon for gaso-| membered octopus, its stock is selling | Whizz Sixty-six that w lene. The Standard Ot! Trust is dis-| at $1,000 a share and over. Can you beat|replenished with the de-monopolized, a Gan ¢ Se, ri PARIS DOCTOR gives the following Ten Tot Woathor Com-| > mandments: Rey ls f 1, In the morning wash thoroughly. 2. In white dress loosely, 8. Im the shade walk leteurcly, ee As Epictetus Says } membered, busted up. There 1s no more! it? Isn't it enough to make a man let/ but higher priced gasoline. Copyright, 1913, by The Publishing O% | Aronopoky, Competition 1s the life of| out @ roar? \. “Whal my foresight in buying s (Die New Yoru World), qe Standard, when I knew she'a go up, Oe 4 meat and saucea eat sparingly. R. STDRYVER wiped his heated got to do with being forced to pay pro- ls 5 a filtered wat wae vik ¥ , M forehead to remove the perspira- hibitive prices for gasoline?” asked Mr.|_ (Being the teschingy of en Ancient Ftmwonter }of Xenophon. and you will see how Of unfiltered water drink not, even tho’ you thirst ton roused by his bonest in- Fables of Stryver. “I tell you, the demagogues ‘eee of vs. —Gearge Long trans) ANY quarrels he put an end to. Hence i. terribly. dignation, Prate about the wrongs done to the | tation.) etn aaa reaear is the newts also this te 6, Drink Uttle in order not to perspire profusely, “la there any ‘gas’ in this machine?” poor, The poor are ui AN, you ought not to be affected lost highly praised: Di he bellowed, "No, there isn't a drop! Vi ay) E 1k: The wronga, the injustices that people Cagldat e t 4 b a Pl elev prnbalala The tank # so dry that when the electric er a Oo Ss of means must endure these days are contrary to nature by {hw bad) Quickly with ekil be settiee great disputes, self-starter turns the engine over dust ti things of another, Drop this Heatod, Theogony, » 87. readiness to be offended and to hate, pesassy and thee words which the many utter: ET us see how we must deal with “These accursed and odious fello L sophistical arguments; let us sce How have you been made #0 wise at how, when a man has accepted an once? And how are you so peevish? |hypothesta, he shall net be led away to ly S the ranker injustices! Have the poor By Sophie Irene Loeb any automobiles? Do they have to pay twenty-five cents @ gallon for gasoline? 9, Sloep wader a sheet only. clouds blow out of the exhaust! Why "10. Read these commandments five hundred times exactly. {an't there any ‘gas’ fm the tank?” paige ye evcieungp-tap=cgprenganag=ase ——— And Mr, Stryver Jumpéd out of the joe “ THE MORTGAGE ON CUPID iriver'’® seat of the brand new “1013 non ae . ACKWARD children are to study in schoolrooms charged with |W!" Sixty-#ix!" and shook his fist in O upon a time there was a girl.) him, AL HEMS now! a8i8 the gorege helper, ‘Shall I start her for you? @he was an attractive girl. She oe iiss ae 3 : abything absurd, electricity to stimulate their minds. Mothers have lo! Ala eee of a Srinaing garage mechanic had qagnetion ‘plus, Some| dividual thet loves aioe Ae Noe cguaneil idtiabd dai isons E see, then, that the carpenter, ‘eos a rinds. have long and] standing \y carrer: Women are BORN| but ONCE, Thus, being @ WILIANG| “You tend to your own affatrs and tet when he bas learned scerisin | a BOW to (h electrified unrnly youngsters by hand stimulation from WEA hag Ne Toc Tr with beauty and| captive, he OBEYED every mandate|that machine alone!" growled Mr. things, becomes 8 carpenter: FA lf las lel tall into an uely ‘scowl, “l some ACHIEVE tt.| And in the phrase of the every day|@tryver. “You know it starts Just by |‘"® Pilot, by learning certain Wings, ® Palen) adden cca ent into ? "4 ‘4 jot. May t, then, 1 Hh h ont trifle. ED REALL YS ie SE fouldn't dolty me hands with tt ie sae cee me had him going. Pressing @ button, like ‘this,” he said He ee Ayn myrin ‘4 be wise {70% are eating, do good to Coss ate TANDARL wet wheres you see!” oried Mr, Btryver to ie ate. haa but to say the word and he te Mr. Jerr, reaching in on the dash-|on? Voa® Sha tmat there is also a {St With you; when you are drinklus, TANDAKD OIL has jumped to over 1,000, and Mr. Rockefeller] Mr. dare, "1 tell you this country 1 cui Ic tale walk lam ‘play dead dog, par necessity to learn certain things? to those who are drinking with you: fe @ Vf y em * . bordering on anarchy! Well," he added, ‘Jump through” and do all the original ‘Look out! You're in the reverse! by yielding to all, giving w. bes is $10) 1.000 richer since the day of doom and dissolution, turning to the mechanic, “give me fear sha Ot not] tricks of the faithful Fido. He did all) Throw her neutral! Shut her off!” OW; this was the first and chiet |Wth them, thus do them “fh poli The jars anev be smalle at the. wenil are eomine . oy ‘aa ry to achteve any-| ¢h, cried ‘ e first and chie! dd The ia ’ 1 iler but the genii are coming out bigger evenly gullons—what 18 ‘gas’ a galjon aan aie 6 Me Tee tie tee ee cave o'mait eg ae Linden el al nay a peculiarity of Socrates, never to met ap on them your phiegm (bad than ever! ep@o. bite @: gallon!) enuwered: ihe. string of hearts| gage on Cupid. Yet even Cupid det (seat Whiza Bixty-Six uttered @ sound be irritated {n argument, never wes Se seen RESUS EL GREE 2 sdicuin ee cattae tects ar Vad) which she wore on| mands INTEREST; no matter how well Ike “Hmph! and puttered out back- |‘? utter anything abusive, anything in ‘ isceaphds 2 i foist."” her sleeve, tucking| the principal is protected, For Cupid) ¥aN™. Mr. Stryver, losing his head in | Suiting, but to bear with abusive per- OTHING is more becoming to him ENATOR BURTON is 1 about the effect of luxury and high| Mr. stryvar went to the door of the under all but the] cannot pay dividends on tove when the his excitement, to the back of the |808 and to put an end to the quarrel, who governs than to despise nu living on prices. ‘The trusta used to fi 00 in th ‘ one that waslinterests on morteages ure cot paid, |machine and endeavored to hold it, |!f you would know what great power man and not show arrogance, “ ng on prices. usta used to fix prices out in the hall. ——— present, For, in| put this young women 4ié not WANT| But, with the easy effort of ‘a giant |e had in thie way, read the Symposium but to preside over all with equal care, Then the Sherman Act made a racket and Mr. Gary hit on the idea More to the Point. the vecmenat, Candee aieeh sd any |tO,DAY any Interest, pig A A UE i Picked Up F H A adh y ! ° had endo with ean; of going into the dining-room and boosting ’em over the wine and Ghat uA cane fe tho anus se any | 80° whon the man was tn love with threw its owner on his back icke p From Here and There. cigars. Look at the result! her MATURAL eweet self. But, with him and thought it was just the thing her, she expected all the interest from | in @ poo! of of! and ran over his supine form without further harming him. Some of the big men (a our navy | of the officers ts supposed to make any contigued flatteries and attentions, she have been making a study af the effects | calls on the townsfolk u y Per eros ‘Degan to think that ehe was @ WINNER | *° 4° ‘ ae £6 Oe Barens roan aoe eet, | af athletics on the men in Uncle Sam's | have recelved visits om ee per Tha Diottonary: end bad & MORTGAGE on Capia,| When @ man te tm love, he te ike! 240, stepping on Mr. @tryver's of] cov- | Reval wohools, and they say that spec- | civilians, with their wives, make ealix Honar) Fiery night she would look at her re-|Unto the eycless Cupid and gees not|oi.4 gna florid face the machine | t®ctlar and competitive athletics are | on the officers who are married and in- To police: To make clean or orderly; clean up; clear out, Gaatinn 44’ tha iaieraland oa) ‘Tile man was no exception, 80 hie| risa him out on the street. Then it| 8d for them. Too many of the men | vite them to dinner. By the exchange Veriations: (See New York), ‘Aren't you ® WONDER, though?| #0048 he spent and the “fool just fol- hav \Letters rom the Peopl Of ne ne nnn nnn annem ne mannan: Everything just comes your way and you are certainly on the right end of the so CUTE. And Just @ GLANCE in your eyos draws men to your feet, Every- thing you want they do and without Pverything you say ts! | mortgage on ‘him for LIFE and when/ lowed tig natural bent—even ae you and I. Now, the lady thought she had a he wasn't looking she would bring out some other hearts and smile on crashed Into a fire plug on the opposite ourd and came to @ standstill with « ed tonneau. * "Why didn't you shut her off? "Why 41dn't you stop her?” gasped and roared the anguished owner, rising to his feet and shaking his fist in the face of the rious after effects from the long, | of visita the bachelor o: severe course of fitting themselves to] duced to the Arpaio hee ae tead in physical sports, Once the men | get invitations to dinners and bella are on the sea conditions are such that | After acquaintances thus are made the the system of exercises cannot be kept | 9clal festivities are continued unabated up. excessively developed muscles | UNUl orders are received by the regi- in the framework and vitals of these | Mt © Move to another station, any KEFORT on your part. You are|them, However as ‘murder wil out"lagain grinning garage helper. tend to dese! Sispidneal Ged Y Much WON fe Maret Lud? Husttord Ralirond had: red: stacks: the original win |so will the REAL heart of things “ay FR ee sion are left off, 1s talled 350,00, Ay Sonne lea) vane ba To the Helitor af Mee Hi ening Worlt r veg and Hames on each ade o Along came «a man. ANOTHER heart| One night the man looked at h19) 0. new boa too fat and 1910, A few yeare ago o Of 0.000 over Read fa wan saves one cent the|t ‘This was the 80's, was added to her string, He was reflection tn the mirror and satd; “Hully geet Yor friend put his heal in| strength from the muscles gaing back-! immigration was. troy nethind of the first day, two conte the 1, four] maybe they were continued later, They good man, Me knew nothing about the| “You certainly have been a good thing! ver piinker an’ you got @ lively mouse | Ward instead of st } Jone-third trom continental. tunera ai @ents ihe third day and so on, doubling | locomotives: were handsome machines, GAME of hearts. He was a tan oce|to that girl, You have given all. She on iti one-third from the United Bane anne each Gay tn thirty-one days, how much | pro y trimmed with highly polished cupied with weighty matters and he!has had @ mortage on you and has! -szow will we get the car back in?” | American women who have visited |19l1 over 40 per cent. came fron the will he have? A. JAD brass and artistically painted in bright had not studied the wily ways and/not even paid a low rate of dnterest. | asked Mr, Jerr. Bermuda this season have been inter- | Mother country, Immigrants frem the rona, L. L colors and gold striping with beautiful ttle darts that a mortgagee of Cupid! She doesn't care and you are only| “1 gunno," replied the garage helper. | ested in the Queen's Own regiment of United States numbered 15,400, an in- ON Views painted on each side of the head- has at her DISPOSAT, ONT In a number, Good atght!" “1 got orders not to touch i. I] oldies, stationed there, \ They have | “es# of 4000 over 10, ri : M lignts, it had been the custom up to ®o the arrow hit the mark quite) This was one experience that made a} g1f0ULD worry!” od been amused to abserve the social cus | ry. mins oo: v0 agredeks ming Word | that period for most rattroads in New curly, He had heard about the little little dent in her own heart. Others! And whistling merrily, he walked nto! toms regarding the officers and the | reported Tee tre eietios of America, For the benefit of mar 0081 Magiand, If not sleewhere, to name looer love god's machinations and now felt, followed and she realized that there is at their Hi the office and told the bookkeeper to| hospitality which those in the summer @ome other correspondents. who are in | Keiia warh. EAAA ‘Now that duly Is past, you know | nat he was a VICTIM and was GLAD|a PRICE on every mortgage charge the fussy gink for twenty gal-| resort extend to them. The change of | Oude about red smokestacks and nunes| Those locomotives would look Uke tove| there can't be much more hot} to be MORAL. ons of ‘gas,’ at two bits @ gallon.” a regiment in the island means a lull 0p loeymotives, 1 would state that 48) Leside the grimy monsters of the pres: | ™ r He thought it was the REAL thing.| YOU CAN'T HOLD .A MORTGAGE wifts hi exceeded $13,000,000 during the year 1s. In China, married women motives the same Te “hat all?” asked the bookkeeper. |in the social gayety for several weeks | their own name pelt bos, Jith @s twenty-five years ago the loco-! ent day. W. H. NIOHOLS. “y 1 know It. But | wonder if| For he was no trifler and “every little, ON CUPID UNLESS YOU PAY} “ier jhe present,! yea,” was the reqlor so. There are parting gatherings, namo of a perdi Dead ‘lage, the MEBs or she Now York, New Havep Piajntield, Ma. | ithe weather, knows if.” movement” 0 life hed @ myaniag tor HWA Tt INTRRESS, ply 4 ut when the new regiment arrives none very smportant Ia thes gous | / ; ‘ xy te i / “ ot rae er eon ~ Passe + a 2 — f 9 brane ste ot ee ‘ . oe