The evening world. Newspaper, July 31, 1912, Page 14

LITTLE 60 weiking sivus Suit avenues (er any other avenue), Two young and di Home With Nothing But the Lining in Our Pockets and Know We Are Not Conquer- ors but the Conquered,” Writes a Victim of a Smile. BY NIXOLA GREELEY-SMITH. voice crying from Coney Island. ie the voice of a young man raised in defense of his fellows whom he lik- ens to “poor and foolish boobs,” made victims of the female Johnny. Give ear to his tale of woe Hearken to the philosophy of a It “THE “EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDAY , JULY 31, 1912. Johnnies Are ‘‘Poor, Foolish Boobs,’’ , Admits One of the Members of the Tribe) Dear Madam: A great deal has been said about the male Johnny, but why not say something about the female Johnny, which species of animal {a still more nu we men (poor boobs that we are) get the credit or discredit for picking up the young and innocent maidens, but alas, dear madam, we are speared by the female Johnny. We in our innocence ure it, ‘us. They pass us, we turn our heads, receive the "him sien” and the, adam, we fall; we, who are considered the stronger of the sexes, are led gently by the hand to the “Roller Coaster” or the “Bar- rel of Love.” Sadly, slowly (if not walking) we go home with only the lining in our pockets to b bottom of our hearts TO CHOOSE IN THE MATTER OF EMANCIPATION. “We are not the conquerors, but the] wonquered.” ‘There is truth for you How many men realize-or women elther, for that matter—that there I* | Mite to choose between the sexes in tie } matter of emancipation? |. termed “the hideous root of life.” woman ty tn i “pense Gist, @oite, and that is why “the man who indifference of 1 ‘and officially fairer sex ‘Women are for the most part @till ecoomically dependent upon Men. Bunt what man ts not emo- onally bond-sianvs to woman? A few perhaps escape individual vas- @alaze, but all are anbject to the | @becesing idea of woman. While | ‘woman, om the contrary, from the very restrictions anq impositions of ages of subordination have in large sumbers achieved the most | Supreme independence possible te human beinge—apathy toward sex, swhich Marian Cox has cynically lesser man and ali thy passions matcued with mine, @e moonlight unto sunlight and as| water unto wine. ‘Dhis is the masculine and poetic stat: t of woman's emanoipation trom which practically every one, scien- physician or plain rounder, ad- ts of his conquests knows deep jown in his heart that he ‘ms con- © THINKS NATURE HAS MADE A MISTAKE. fe another communication from who perha! Dear Madam: Nature, while usual. eary evil in the perpetuation of the Disregard for @ while the ended to be held by ‘tunate members of my married, I would Itke to file protest before and in the world against the reckless stand taken by women of tho present day. A young man who atarts out in is (all gush to the con- ) keenly alive to the necessity of choosin Nal fs an accommodating deceiver and @ nor- mal man will just as quickly fall in Jove with the most congenial girl he happens to meet as though she were his aM@nity. If the woman in the case would play her part there would be {dle divorce courte; but what happens? The moment the average woman finds that @ man {s attracted to her she immediately adopts plans pub- lialy to display her indifference, and anything she com do to make him ualapny will always be done-you can gamble on that, She will stoop to things that she would not think of doing to her pet dog. Nothing gives her such keen pleasure as to hear the moans of the dying ideals ef the poor man, or such thorough fatisfaction as the discovery that race. the man accustomed to manly and seortsmaniike treatm from his fellows, gradually awakens to the fact that women are devold of all of decency when it comes to ® man. of our conquest, when we know deep down in the re not the conquerors but the conquered. A POOR AND FOOLISH BOOB. fnexplicable and senseless course Pursued by women to the last. Sud- denly the man shows hin disgust at such treatment and the woman Weeps to find that she has not only fost a chance to mould an unformed male character as Nature intended she should, but likewise made @ eynic or lcentious devil of a man that could have had his soul as Pure as hers if she had played fairly, Then woman seeks mutual friende to try to pateh the “quarrel” and some men forgive and regret while others do mt forgive and go out with the tide. In woman's favor I must say that when she finally makes up her mind she sticks to the Dargain come what may, but her lot 4m life tm often saddened by the re- ult of the shortsighted policy pur- Sued at the start 1 do not way these things because I perso ny have been the sufferer, but becat so many of my men friends have hud this experieace. Z. Personally I think the suitor who is treated worse than a pet @og is doing ry well indeed. Surely he has no objection to being fed choice morsels of food or candy, or being addressed as angel- Puppy, darling woolly doggie, Dlessed lamb, ete, Once upon @ time 1 knew a woman who would bury her face in the moth eaten wool of an old sky terrier and surgle the following incantation: “Dottie—wottio—wee Mother's honey—bee— Wupsy—widdle—way Love mother's heart away,” Surely the young cynic who signe his letter "Zz" to such delightful treatment But let us hear what the women have to say for themselves ‘many of them seem to be just as die couraged as ever Dear Madam: As a young lady who has lived in New York all her Ufe, and for the past five years has been employed as stenographer, I believe my experiences will be of interest, as I have met any num- ber of men. T am fond of all refined amuse: ments, such as music, theatre, dancing, singing; am considered 00d looking, dress stylishly, can converse on almost any subject, have o of humor, but find @ man rarely Mvites me out @ second time. They will ask you whether you have your own apartment, or whether you can't Bend the reat of the, family out for a walk T am th of the mei toxicants, and smoke and are have the nice time: to spend my UP- ught amusing to mont as JT will not take in- Other girls who drink ‘mood fellows" hot ‘O-DATE. SHE SAY8 GIRLS DON’T ENCOUR- AGE THE “MASHERS.” 1 disagree entirely who say that girls so-called masher, In possible for a girl, no to could have no objection young jand weather ATO AVOID MASHE BZ TREATS Him, APET- DOG" [NOWADAYS AGING Must WAL $0 PART AXMACTED To HER SHE AS' THAT SHEETS TIREDAND OVER HEATED" WORSH THAN save Z the decency to respect any woman, young or old. But reverse the sit- uation, Let one of their sisters or sweethearts and recelve a re- mark of tha 1, and their attitude tw somewhat changed, 1 don't think me understand the masher when they say that a girl will not be annoyed if she walks | atraight ahead and kee;. moving. | Nowadays a git] must walk so fast that ale ts tired and overheated when she reaches her destination, and even at that she must hear those remarks as she hurries along. If the inset on taking “beaut!- ful dolls,” that are flashily dressed, to dinners, theatre, &c., why, oh wiry, do they then knock them? Also why do they say that they'd marry the good, old-fashioned girl and prefer her? It's entirely ‘iho men's fault that the girls dreas the Way they do and try ta mate welves moro attractive than N, allowed. The platn girly have tired waiting in vain for Jack George while they have been ining and dining some So they have pulled p40) together and done |ke- For what |, gander is sauce foe tee we it's up to the men to look te Ni 1 first and redeem thavanelted: RES stop knocking the girle 2 A VIRGINIA arr, Dear Madam: Until a year fee made my hoine In the Weet (ka City), and there are more ren} and out jmate. To ok 2Ok, and |number of the leaders of the new party jthe tlemen in that part oj ¢ y than New York cout, hela i se connected with some o me families in New York anc thority to speak in Kansas City, 1 Practically all throu, 1 met more reat ranches than jn travelled Kh the West, and sentlemen on the 4 s00d many New York drawing rome. rie Wage boys respect women. The very ine of a V n boy being a absurd. That word orie f ast. And as to th Western man not having $13 1 ihe natural life, he had enough money 4 come 1 while you, Mr, have n been over th, If “Western ¥ would condescend to arra a meeting he might lend you enough to take a course of etle quette in tie West, ae) EX-WESTPRN GIRL, BLAMES FATHERS OF GIRLS FOR BAD TASTE, Dear Madam: | think that the fathers are to blame for a. great deal of this overd mong the Birls of this These fathers see, of course, ag of the underdres ed among young «i. m young married women. 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Roosevelt, mak- i a strong statement in regard ‘to the the regulars in Kansas, in making an appeal to the Federal Cour, to reverse Lie action of the Kansas State Judges as to the decision allow ing Roosevelt electors to be on the Re- publican “The 1 “headed Mr. White writes, Mulvane, who was rear by ‘brakeman on the Chicago Steam Roller, are now taking the case before Justice Pitney of the Federal Supreme Court, Alcohol is the best known preservative of medical com- pounds, and the average pro- prietary medicine contains from 1%, to 22%, which is the srrall- est possible amount to preserve the ingredients, while the average doctor's prescription contains 25% to 50%, Such standard preparations as Lydia E. 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Roosevelt continued. “In accordance with the formal protest made by Gov Stubbs, that If the case-is not decided by ‘Thursday the whole primary moy be Invalidated, as the printers be unable to print or the clerks legally deliver the ballots for the pri- mary on Aug. later. “The action ts simply a fresh fllus- tration of the attitude of the Repub- lean bosses, as hhown in the Repub- lean National Convention, and in every action since taken by the boss-ridden machine which Republican party half of Mr. the position, in his pubished defense of the national people of Washington, Cadifornia and Artsonia have thetr will at primaries contrary to the wish of the fifty-three irresponsible politicans on the national committee. Mulvane and the Taft managers of Kansas are now endavoring to us, the Supreme Court to prevent the peo- ple of Kansas from themselves saying whom they wish to vote for as can- 6 if the decision masquerades as Taft, practically committee, that no right to didates. ‘Phere could be no better proof of the urgent need for the foundation of a new party, Which shall In good falth and in reality, and not ax a sham, accept and act upon the doctrine that in this people themselves shall rule For Infants and Children. taxes,” a referendum may to is the Mr. Hilles, on be- takes the express | on involved | whieh | guarantees to every man his political nt and that {t is The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Bignature of velt ana Senator Dixon yesterday that Parker of New Orleans prob: be Permanent Chairman of i progressive convention were erroneous, the Colonel sald to-day, In Ing the matter, hy sald they over. the fact that Mf. 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