The evening world. Newspaper, July 6, 1912, Page 8

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, July 6. 1912 ote GR one. Such Is Life! 3% (-a@stir) 34 By Maurice Ketten S ‘Company, Nos, 68"to | RALPH PULT President, 68 Park Row, ‘J, ANGUS BHAW, Treasurer, 68 Park Row. JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr. Secretary, 68 Park Row., ered -Offine at New York as Macond-Ciass Matter, * @rrecription fates to he Evening For England and ¢ nent GXCUSENE FL NTERRUPT BUT I WANT To Teut You Liter TAKE Your COAT OFF IF You WISH = (T'S TeRRIBLY HOT No Thaw You . © PLEASE 00 TAKE Your COAT OFF, I wit Write you AS Iwas Saving. IF ‘You 0 Tnternatl Te ‘Worle ore United States au beta in bs aoe joni fo DAY 83.80] One Year.*. vere a -80[Ong Month. + 4 , HURD eeeee NO, 18,581 | ; = j ae Coprright, 1912, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York World). f ye damsels of Babylon! Ye followers after fads and wearers 0) _ "SERVANT OR SPHINX? ASS O pearl carrings! How long will ye seek to appear SOPHISTICATED? How long will ye continue to pose as CYNICS, and think it chic to be satirical and piquant to be capricious? Know ye not, oh foolish ones, that a man dreadcth a female cynic as @ amall boy dreadeth an education? Yea, and a satirical damscl is unto him as acaterpiliar upon the neck, which maketh hingto shudder, But a capricious woman is as yravel in the shovs, She giveth him | great PAIN, | Behold, a foolish damsel sccketh always to scintitlate, She appeareth clothed in worldly wisdom and bristling with opinions. | Bhe provoketh arguments and answereth with repartee, She mocketh at a man’s sentiments and rebukcth him with epigrama, |, She maketh him to look FOOLISH. But a wise damscl is sweeter than distilled honey and more SIMPLE than the plot of a Robert Chambers novel. | She lighteth her own way with the sun of her smiles, and smootheth | alt her paths with soft soap. Bhe seeketh not her own glorification but poureth oil upon the vanity | of the just and the unjust alike, | Doth a youth argue with her she is vasily convinced and covereth him with approbation, saying: “How didst thou EVER think of THAT?" And, lo, his argure nt is broken against him. Doth her Beloved call at eve, bringing with him the GROUCH “that knoweth no brother” (?) she grectcth him with the SMILE that knoweth no sister. She ministereth unto him twith cooling drinks and looks of sympathy. She bringeth him the ash-tray and the shaded lamp and the foot-stoot | and the newspapers. | She urgeth him to SMOKE. Bhe forbearcth to TALK. | And behold his mood dissolveth as the mist before the sun, and he ez- LET'S GO | claimeth in his heart: Tare A SwiM “Good Heaven INTHE OCEAN He proposeth, And all the days of her life she treadeth upon velvet. Verily, verily, a wise woman preferreth peace of mind unto her owen opinions, COMFORT unto her dignity, and a HUSBAND unto a reputation | for brilliancy. She saith in her heart: | “Iam not here to REFORM him, but to PLEASE him.” And, lo, all the world is her ROLLER COASTER! For the price of PEACE is a PERPETUAL SMILE! Selah, ———++. Little Anecdotes of Great Women By Gabby Delies. long since ladies who manage big households with many eer- vanta tried to point out that after all doing housework with the advantages of a pleaeant home, the best of food, presents of cloth- ing and cash, little temptation to «pend money, and freedom from the grind of the increasing ‘cost of living, is better than elaving in fac- tories and struggling to make both ends meet in dismal surroundings. But along comes the creator of a Bureau of Vocational Guidance te ect a heavy foot on all that. She allows that housework may be easier than factory work, and the living pleasanter. What of that—| when housework is “blighting to the soul,” when the relation of ser- vant and mistress is “unsocial,” when table service is “a relic of | ancient slave systems,” and when the servant “lives in an atmosphere of contempt and degradation”? It appears that the rich woman’s maid who is ordered to wach and | Grees her mistress’s hair is a slave. But note: “Washing the hair of a business woman is a very proper social service,” because the business woman is filling her place in the world’s work. An ideal state of things, we are told, would be one whore do- mestic ecience experts devote their dignified working hours (at the usnal rates) to washing the hair of women who work so hard in fac- tories that they haven’t time to wash it themselves. As for the Ce who has money and elects to be idle. she can wash her own or see it go unwashed. Why should anybody work for her? Nor arc all claves women. “Tt is just as degrading for forty men | to sail a yacht for a millionaire as for forty women to run a house for the millionsire’s wife. Neither is a useful service.” So, we gather, as matters stand: The only people who deservo to have servants are the people who can’t have ’em, And there’s alto- gether too much being done for people who do nothing themselves. At which point the world has been caught in @ pretty bad block for the last six or eight thousand years, —— 242 SUMMER MUSIC. HE Municipal Art Commission has shown good sense in ap- T proving the shell design for the new music pavilion in Central Park. The shell stand is of semi-circular ground plan, open on the straight side only, its floor built in low tiers rising toward the Yack. The whole is covered by an enclosing shell which rises from the rear and curves forward, forming back, roof and sides. The front is entirely open to the air. From this concave surface the sound of the instruments is gathered and reflected outward. The audience sits in a rectangular or fan-shaped mass in front. RESLTeHG aE Tk oe a | C ing in behalf of her down-|once I engaged her in conversation con- For orchestral music in the open air this type of stand is almost GPPAEERESEAESEEES LES ESERERECEEEOES SESEEEEEESOEESESE trodden ai: A P sters, “You have taught erning her wonderful books, She lic by - y a gs \thetr strength,” i said; “you have ed to me with inte indispensable. No orchestra can be heard with good effect by an he it ° Mr Jarr’s Uncle Just Hates the ‘shown them how to become absolutely ue pen ibe D unae nner audience seated on all sides of it. Obviously drums and brasa will be - | T™ sorvant question 4a still letting folke guene the answer. Not | FATHER ALways TAKES WIS COAT OFF. | DON'T MIND IF You 00 TAKE ‘Yours OFF dUR FATHER ? T's DIFEGRENT. AS IWAS SAYING... REALLY, | Woutdn'T MIND. IHATE To SEE You SO UNCOMFORTABLE WITH TvaT COAT ON A GENTLEMAN NEV Sao eee IN THE JRE SENCE oF What would life BE without this WOMAN!" Xaflon— mont, the society leader and |the Boston woman, sometimes called tho suffragist, not long ago about | “Howells” an the grand work she was do- | | WAS talking with Mrs. Bel-| Not long ago I met Margaret Deland, | | png Women authors, Her tood her independent of men. It is grand; tt 1s|mooas and thy too loud in some directions, while soft music and solo tones are wholly jin eset ne : ; lessons she sought to Notion of Being Safe and Sane|*s Balcont toowbdl tar. grailiiiee’| Wanted torkee Hi lost without a sounding board. Experience in European cities, where r clever novels. ! r interested and make Leaning over to me she sald, with great|her talk of 1) 1 out-of-door music rules to a degree hardly to be realized in this coun 9F9GSGS999STST99S 9999 899999999995s Hes sresERSTESESD |" Se relly, aie _uoceme: titecveraa try, has proved the shell stand the best. ture as only sh. 1] Nodding her head eagerly she aid, with at the Post-Oftice,”’ was the reply. “This, ‘That's copper utensils,—something} “It do you supp Jest the same with that Ben {can matoh this p Hbbon quickness that shows her wonderful ' mint concer 4 hi ‘i Ann Eliza found chewing tervacker was jentirely different,” said Mr. Jarr. whats-his-name sody that the ketchup Sb Gne perspicacity The evening coneerts on the Mall, which hegan this week, have | filled up with Ickerish, capsicum, cop-| “Well, I say it hain't, and I wish you | factories used. §i ‘Tuttle has a ketchup| Miss Annie Peck, the great mountain} "Miss Delies, don't you think an old drawn unusually big crowds, They prove that this form of cheap, peras ond vartous other utensils” —- {n't chip in on my remarks," said] factory at Hay Corners and he told me|climber, had just returned from her re- ventured | Uncle Henry. “What I was going to|if people knew what that Ben what's-|cent trip where she suocessfully scaled Mr. Jarr. say is that when a man had good, old-|it's-name of sody cost him to put in|helghts never dared before by elther eee ‘I know what I mean!" snapped |fashioned, wholesome terbacker like| is ketchup they'd be proud to know|man or woman, I was justly proud of] Gaby Deslys, the French actress whe Uncle Henry, “Copperas utensils—you |that, with lickerish and capsicum and|expense was no objeak to him, But | her. made such a furore—or was it furrow? | often hear that word ‘copperas utensils.’ | copperas utenalls in it, he got the worth|the Ann Elizas git after him too and| “Just think,” I exclaimed, “to have|—when she was over here, was quite Some folks cook in ‘em."”" of his money. passed a law which puts him to @ big|the daring and nerve and coolness and|chummy with me during the only time I expense, changing ail the labels on| bravery and courage to climb those|met her. I was raving over her beauty the ketchup he makes from the waste STeat peaks, to clambor over glaciers {and told her what @ great gift tt wa, at the canning factory.” and leap across ice chasms and chisel |and marvelled that more kings had not | RRA RAR AARAAAA RA ARPA ODA OARAADAARAPDPDPPRPDSPLPDODA LL LD, D om estic Dialogues “You mean a-alyzera—not Ann Ells your way down through creVives of glar-|lost their thrones over her, She Is- Ay suggestet Mr. Ji rt. “They are chemi- |!08 Ice! It ty wonderful, and Iam proud |tened padiently. Once #ie smiled, Uno cal experta; not women." of you. Will you come out thts afternoon |could see such compliments were meat By Alma Woodward “They ARE women, a lot of old |4% meet the members of our women's} and drink to her, After I had compared women!” snorted Uncle Henry, “And |b? We wish to pay homage to you|her with the Queen of Sheba and Cleo- { boiled dinner is simply gor- “Ingredients, you mea educative, open-air amusement needs only the right setting and the right development to become an immense factor in the summer life of the people. The new pavilion will be a big boost. It is to be hoped that before many years more will be needed in other parts of the park. —2$e—-—__». AN OLD TALE. “ BLL, the nomination sults R old story of a daughter's devotion comes to life for a W ALL La ere oF tee brief instant with the fact that three hundred and seventy- Copyright, 1912, by The Pres Publishing Oo, (The New York World), Uncle Henry, as he cut off a slice of eating tobacco and regarded it utiny be “ vears ore he pu it tnt go to-day Henry VIL chopped off the head of | Nit ket ® 2 hie mouth, "But my choice would Coprright, 1912, by The Pree Pultishing Oo, (The New York World), Edom Kooy iat this onuatry | eye ete ne epee ane Verue ane MaDe Se ir Whe re because the or w 7 ; ‘ see f ‘ coming to. There's too much law and r me, no!” exc q eck, | wonderful expression came over her. Sir Th mugs Mor because the latter was down on sudden marriages, ne i PUL Reva am & man as io sot Somme ithe, Smita” arartment, You smoked much to-day, dear? not enoumh seatice,”” lawhast at the {dea, “Why, T wouldn't] “Darn iti" #he sald, “T meant to buy ! According to the custom of those days, the stateeman’s head was| ty vote tor Bevan.” ® | anihije Atty WR, Adams, Mr. and Mm Mom | Mr. B.—No, honey, this ts Just the a ‘ b for ry . rT nn¢ ¥ “You muat admit that th |dare go out to-day sidewalks are|a spool of white cotton when I was been svending the | third clgar, t the regulations " *, lke t{ce!"* downtown.” nln ot ‘dep stat ‘ ow, bs : re eat @ safe and sano Fourth of July are | Just stuck on a pole and placed on London Bridge, where it stayed for Tat ould you Mike to take a ttle, wall, | ft of" badge ant the amenne'& tor We] Mrs, B. (io the multituda)—You know| mom, commendable,” said Mr. Ped ra ce a2 ae See: fouricen days. More's eldest daughter, Margaret, who had been his Sanbaer feted eenacilie Uncle Henry |" enemies ee a baat We ray sohaey | (eri reern ego: ihe news and reekat in favorite, could not bear to see her father’s head thus exposed and | masticating the tobacco. | MUTINY! ce my oe ee bginieey pte ere a) oe city on Fourth of July simply i " “If you're worrying because I'm take Pr ka em with fourteen or fifteen strong cigars &/ unbearable. Children were tnjured, gesolved to get possession of it. you're Worrying because I'm ta 8, S, (reaitging her duties aa ir ing a chaw, you needn't," sald Uncle hostess) — Now, everybody | DOUae Wars. MEE eB Ars. AN inal, the The chronicler's story of what happened is “ quiet Fourth was a great improvement : that “one day as| Henry sultenty, for Mrs, Jarr had upon pitch in, and if you don't see! Mrs, 9, (oxplostvely + 5 ? : b 8. (explostvely, to her spouse)—| Don't you think no?" ehe was passing under the bridge, looking on her father's head, she} lone WN t yr obisstiant What rou want Sak for th y,| Do. you hear that? Henry, did you hear | Xo, 1 don’t repited Uncle Henry, | For Number One. i serum’ Could. “i ype " . my ) pure food regulations has r. &. (sardonically)—Well, | wy Bi t 1 about Mr, 4 : 7 4 YDNEY had been given some discarded mil- NOKTHRRN visitor in the South tells th exclaimed: “That head has lain many a time in my lap, would to God] goxe Into effeck a man might as welll since there's nothing but cheese sand- bel Pelee Fe love (Dis. ae Ls Bye aa © place as Tiny following story to illustrate the tacituruit, g , ; 2 ? eS ; Bi of the Southera ‘argro: it would fall into my Jap as T pass under!’ She had her wish, and it| (2%, multen leaves ax the kind of tore wtches tn wight, T can tmagine quite @| sensing information.) Mr. Smith jurt itso. But folks te ean ie iy. fo ay Meeereed fh Een sera ead aun ttvaes | Me. bed. tibed Bitty. stapled) Qanhy of. the 4 , backer that's going now. Why, at col-\ few things I'd ike without fracturing| smokes his head off and he saya fej Fee Cat eee eEreD hung straight dowa from the front of ce brim, [teKion, numerova amestioxs concerwing a certal did,fall into her lap. lege at someniere-darttord { think it}my brain! sharrag a ‘ : jnd perlite these days that because they | jrer her baby fare. “| plantation, and ty emer the megro gave the i nN irac! i H ; waa" — iM can't stop, or his nerves'll go to pleces.! don't enjy nise and patriotism they “Come bere, ssdoey,"” maid her mothe able reply of "ain, eah,"* The miracle is easily explained, Having failed to secure the| eo ca.q» suggested Mr. dary Fai hei Te Alsehe “Sa of! Mr. C, (throwing out the Ifeline—| don't want anybody else to do wo Lut, m4,tack that featber badk out of your ees, ult ratiat, exaevers wi sas * vd URgested 4 Thurt reproof and savage spite)—Henry} | wre; C = . es vour “Ob, no, mother: I want it that bi head hy imploring the King and the officers of the court, she bribed! « Way, some nosey Woman) Mra. A. (klttentahiy. inclined)—You | wet ® tobe es eneted At bw Ufo 3) Jest the sa you'll never et YOU cn ee I msec, - Mose always only. 0 one of the bridgekeepers to throw it over, as if to make room f) Fila exastned chewing | WILL have your Httle Joke, won't you,! sire. c. (spoiling It)—AWell, {t all de> Gonentene ae Penten wiih var oo nee Se ee f : | - Mr, Smith? ie M ener : . : another, at the exact moment he should see her passing in a boat un- iima who?” asked Mr. Jarr, | "yin. (taking advantage of the toop= [ins upon the man, dean vou know |i gave five cents of my own money—no, A ow yi and en. the Mine nine Win give cd how you love to eat, and yet when n Betis reading about It down derneath. Her words at the moment were meant to forestall the sus- picions of the boatman. Knowing low to Sell. HE late John R. Arbuckle, the coffee ki Who left an estate of 8100,000,000, often seenesaiigecaihe let it go, T'm not an Injun giver-to your, They Remained Enemies. children to git fireworks.” | | hole)—¥es, and seo how quick I get the | | oll lady's goat? She's been married to! doctor told you you ought to bant, you cheerfully gave up the very things you JHBY were enemies, and each had eaid that [me for fifteen years and she's not used) jovcd pest to eat, Was there no agitation for a safe I he se wee 6 crook and @ villain of (1 lt bart of le wiceess was due ty Neither threats nor imprisonment cow ke her gt | lto me yet. moves 19 90 and sane Fourth down your Way?" Mies ‘tech one. efterncon. 8. 0 maddy Pyne d lig Roa te ; ; Y ” 1 mals her give up the! Upeto=Date Transfer. Oe Yet styy-What a chamer! dei RMU spat are da:ting green, Sobre teaty an |conntey oni” att in Mt Slaps ast the otis baer ou to uckle once ould to head, She kept it, with every mark of devotion, in a leaden box until | aeraphte A halt “howe passer or eax | Hy, leon you must be, to be ure ‘ne door cloage behind ‘them, | _"“"Not am se to Leave. | trina’ ease | Mr hy rushes back into the dining rom | Henry, Mrs, 8, (with vitriolic accent) —Cha | and ply eeee, eRe Oe hes) meleon nothing! Mra, @, (in alarm)—Why, what's the she diced, when, according to her wish, it was bmried with her. much this year,” sald Uncle | et he mould be obfged to walk tn mud up 40 [heyn distin which the drugeet showed, Euphemia Carberry got up| ""one ot ‘tham stood stock otill and said sternly: | yeam, entered’ a’druggiat's and ante el what she called a Civic Club among the| “I never sien aside for « puslianimous crook" | "Have you got any crete for restoring Whe y Set other, walking int he mu complexion t* Mrs. C. (trying to oll the waters)—|,,2ire 8 dn marm—wWhy, whats ine | women last year and tried to stop the) SMe Oct, Mat iter M a ett ges eas eer ‘Thos sandwiches are delicious, Mrs. meyer’ sty seers 7| hove from ringing the bells and shoot + the, drugaist ‘heartily ee. smith )Wiches, What are you eating more for? | ing of anvils with blasting powder and | “And he then eold the woman §17 worth of 4 tye| Mr. 8, (feeding his face)~'Cause T! gaviged them to play tit-tat-toe and Not All the Truth. omplexion ereains,”” 1 Mrs, 8. (mollified) Yes, T think they're | ,, ind ashailp tore Col acing | : ad aa I 5 E jWant to, Ani ® 4 ‘read poetry to each other fer what she ROUGH looking man ente good, 1 always make them with ER |i oat every darned sandwich on that Catied ‘@ forbearing Fourth,’ ” 2 man ina. Western city, a What He Bought. Nish mustard, Mr. Smith will Inaiat that! oat (produces a beer opener.) oie anc 4 te kas bo one around but @ «malt SYRAOUSE bulnew mes "iting lo coe of {German mustard's better for Swis8\ aie g (aghast)—You drank three bot- t didn't do any go asked Mr, Write, sald to ss Ht 704 don't th the eubunbs decided to give up lle ea cheese, but of course T don't pay any) 4 > . ers ceigrehe MAMIE | where ‘vour father haope hie mosey 1: cious ack yard to the raising of currants tles of beer. Are you going to drink|" "1 4. husband follered 1t,"" | our topknot off an af at ver | ae profitable aide isaue, | 0, ‘visiting to abeor attention to him! pees Well, her own husba fered Mt." | PNpleese don't,” anid Willle, “*Xou'N find al: | ai: ‘the information he could acquire ta ohe se |oMr, # Ugnoring alt personaittion= "ere? Geetmivy—t am gotng to drinks [Mid Uncle Henry, He stayed down tn ising: money, we're got $8 a8 O11 coat In the | lec of the currant Industry, he weet” dott, Have some more beer, Adams, Tehran ttiniae thvads snadaaal cellar drinking hard elder inatid of | kidman tattered |2N8, Mattnday afternoon recently aud returued Mr, A.-No, thanks, One's enough for, tuguie s elaan) making a nuisance of himsett vellering | | ‘Two Mmisutes Ia is arm, full of bo 1B! wreck. was pitched through the fruut door of | “Weil, "Toby," inquire! his enthy ic apo too fat and I've taken) try (shricking)—Why, Henry! | f9F the American flag of Inderpendencs | wine's home and sat in the gutter and bitnked. | as tie dumpel the Whusiastic anos, placed in her coffin and | Aaa SS wet td HE Fourth of July seems to have been notably safe and sane in everything save a few political speeches. Next time put the politics away with the pistols, m i mes on the * to wan eas End MI cinees taeblehts on the publte Mighwaya like he water on | "at Rie to amar” auld the ao, Never |eiceed In ante, what yo ‘wane a a Lover's Plea. alphabet should be used, each belng uscd Mrs, S (to her meal t Mr. 8. (flendishly and coldly)—Really?| the Fourth, Lappincott’s Megasine, the books, "I doughh whale eee, painting Po the FAitor ¢ The Evening World: as often destrable, We lu had Now there's a man who has some sense 4 now I'm going to stick a jar in ‘But, take ft ail in all, we had an — Work om current diterature,” Many virds are killed each year by] fun over it. Jlere is the saneat senton. You just » and drink and drink, old-fashioned Fourth down our way, t +leach corner of my mouth and a elg- | t-faahtone Q e Along. We could evolve: "Ada fed Abe by and you're getting fatter by the minute qr, T expect. We are what you might call Man May Com: ig ee ae In between them if T wish to. , ee tte co Gas ote, added catbage."” Who can do better? | and fret thing you know you'll «et! mune even add one in my ear, madam! | Conservative in our hablte, all except HBL A MITE, 0 litle oot, side rt bas | Looking Forward. THREE PUZZLE HARPS. heart disease or something! Smith collapses tn a chair.) In belleving them money js of Wall contracting diseace from handling wtic An Army Careei To the Bditor of The Ereving Worl 1 wife were making a fal vv Mr, /A, (rushing to the ret The w HE howdand de Mr, )-Well, Mr 8. (having eaten, drunk and) street should disgorge thelr plunder, | yetonging to others, Bl lise een taut you see it isn't hard for me to stop smoked)—And now, maybe you have} ve got ‘em on the run, too. I've half| eho must not we the brushes aud come of Letter flentences, Evesing World wnt family, {00 the RAltor of The A Will some experienced Arinking, because 1 don't really like the come to the conclusion that to retall|a mind to go down to that J. D. Mor: Gy Ay tite tot mas found ” A lot of us have been working over, mform me what the avei “You say you've transferred the | stuff. It's very diMoult for some people, | my frailties tom bunch of Angel gan's office in Wan a“ ae mal geemocnly \eihatng het eee ee ole of-|@re for advancement in the army for| mortgage on your house?” Mr, B.—-Hand me a match, will you, /Gabrtels doen't make a darned bit of a him give me my share. on It comes | sharing ten. Oe ie conan, in'@ young man? Te tt @ good career? | wy, ‘ ? 7 ? ything like that I'm as progressive 8; transferred It to my new | Smith? hit with me! See? (He exits.) to any 5 r Mrs, B, (interrupting) quletly)~Have Mrs. 8. (in teare)-BRUTE! ae you are! at ow 1 ich memma-— wl tine » ee ral icmah emt | nh came anaaeee paht rs)