The evening world. Newspaper, May 25, 1912, Page 9

4 , 25, wt | = = = = é : oS (+ aia) F WAIT A MINUTE I reaee I MISUNDRESTOOD You = iD You Say Fish ? tii A\\ Sam—Ves, my wife ha cold in the head and can't smell a thing. { The Day’s Good Stories i Unhappy Medium. te bY oervice, set te snrthig 700 seule ies woman of notte famiiy, who had The Papers Say By John L. Hobble Copyriaht, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), “ ! AN killed by truck horse.’; tons to the candidate who agrees to With s0 many opportuni«| sue them, - J et hay, BAG “1 should ike to be married in relish, in a ° Re, language in which the vows are eo faithfully kept.” ties to be run over by a $10,000 lirrousine, a man shows very| “Chinese graft halts foreign loan.” little pride in dying at the hands) That's the reault of teaching nodern of @ kicking work horse. civilization to the Chincee. One of the candidates has so many “Strikebreakers stoned tn Ilinote.” ROUND June-tide, tohen young folks’ thoughts turn to love and meir-, beauty and wonder, telling of a thousand dreamea of happiness. The face of corners knocked off of his Square That's the way! If you don't work riage, all the world is transformed. And the marriage licens | he clerk in the cage softens into a pudgy, smiling, dimpled cupid counte- Deol that it looks like @ Goose Ega.| "0M are arrested, and if you do work bureau (a very bleak place in reality) seems a bower of roses lit-| iance to Bessie and Bob, \ some one pute @ brick om you, tered with songbirds, The very businesslike slips of paper arc things of ELEANOR BCHORER. “Police get robber's loot.” This is not customary. It should have been + ‘ialeapaeetall Dreams That Come True “Man drops dead after climbing elevated steps.” He hadn't trained properly. His highest previous climd vas up the Metropolitan Tower, Coprright. 1012, (» ‘The Pree Publishing c) ae (The New York World.) THAY MEARS SyOU ARE GOING TO HAVE , GEE Com! * BUADING FALLING AGREAT DEAL OF Two men were reported drowned on eas Goane as me OF in one of the water holes in the pave- Perk genie ee eer nes TY ment on Broadway. This is no doubt PELL ON ME! ‘Your an exaggeration. It probably wasn't " more than one boy. sa It seema that he ordered only a ¥2 stesk, but the waiter made a mis take and brought one that was too large for a single mouthful. “Cook inherits $1,000 for baking good pies.” She used the same sto: for killing two birds. The pies cured her inheritance and also hur- ried it along. E uestion of Values, | AM always did attract little Arthur, - ersated 19, helping ison, “in oiead Oe mother’ One 4 ught fim im the ect, the fem pep”? “Judge fines himself for violation of the law.” If judges wovld just fine themacives every time they vio . a a ods aren ema’ Sat eae F late the laws of common sense it ¥ is rhino nay wr eal m, wowld go a long way toward paying | ‘disobe; aad the national debt. | i “Man chokes to death on rel | eet blue eves turned ward, maile stole around his Neng Aes Just wondering, mother,” be marmusedl” he Switz2r Is Here 4 woman says her greatest 14 stake FPICIAL statistics show that the in life was that she didn't marry. O total number of emigrants from Missouri Wolves. rasperated par ny i Courtshi d Marri Oba erat hu HREE varieties of wolves were to 4 y ves vice on Vourtsnip an arriage eu asi the Sa a to be found In large numbers tn | ex) . Unseifish woman! Always taking and in Ill wae 50,514 g early Missouri, the bl ae be what ee the blame for the mistakes of some ®&*!net Lt Be lng fe Ui ee gray and the coyote or “ «a one else, Hen e ihe Swiss emigrants tno partic. {Girl or College? to love him. Be sensible and stop|quarrelied. Ilow shall I regain bis|walk that way, but how can I speak] Hunting wely No Terrors for Them, ee ee tal oe eo we ,| thinking about hii | friendship? ‘about itt? as 4 pastime, N London the saloons are ji PRR | 20-4 Hasbyeaaba Py Pp + HE." writes: “T am twenty-one end | Write him a note apologizing for ¥ Make some laughing remark about his} 44mage to 5 tween the hours of 3 ort “Jan loses leg on Taxi ride.” It' majority of whom are Italians) was as {about to enter college. But 1 have also) "Q. 8." writes: ‘and the situation will and an occasional lynx were jl but were not destructive 5 . Tam fourteen and) share in the quarrel. He will doubtless ; abeentmindedne: doesn't say whether it was cut off or Salons ited Btates, 3.909; Ar-|hed a good business offer and my| my cousin, two years older, asked me|be ready to meet you alt way. right {tee just plain pulled, . 3 - troublesome, Their raids were usually iufe a girl itked |COMfned to visits to the edicken coop Canada, 227; Brazil, cee wants me to accept #. Bhall I) to t ! n - F) Ania, @; Africa, 9; Mex-|4o en she suggests, an ee eee pricy, | Necessary Explanation. 3) 34 wri ‘ondering? What do you mesa, ebld?™ sebed je it fatr to atk) clined on the gro: can nae seeking homes in’ her to wast six years in case I continue! Was I wrong, and o writ orresponded with | me, bat recent! has declined to see |r the goose pond, Beaver and otter |" “Swindler who got $1,500,009 Peru, Colombia, Chill and arg Of| my education?” You should never apologize for ving avout four montha|me. Shall 1 write to hert™ ‘0 seo l were plentiful tenced to four years at Atlant HOR FIGS AT RTAGYE IAM) HANS | rapes Vo Your Grat quewtion if the girl up to your standards of propriety. he wrote and asked why! Certainly, and ask if you have of- PO ie “ Y " . y In — r from My reply w 1 — ; ‘Man who stole $100 given thirty , besides a number of you to do such As for the long! “1, (." writes: “A gli frien lan evasion, but I Matted Mal Moe Ne SCHOOL FOR STAMMERERS. Both in the Same Vote yeors.” Justice is no doubt a nice teachers, ¢ art a vungasement, the right to decide! sister will spend the evenin Ition for her How to Find Out. | An Innovation in Boston school work a pe wi J yould righ! 1 * |nas been planned in the establishment| Tire 3m o. seah whe bat ~ girl and all that, but we would aug: about that. | Would it be all ry for ine to ¢ at shall I “Vv. We wrt A s 5 has been plann: n the esta! nen’ ‘ine holiday ee gest that she have her sanity tested. ONE-ARMED PLAYERS. - eee ithe girl home. lives seven im Write and give her the frank ex+ writes: “Tam very much 19 lof classes for stammerers in the Juita ‘i 5 "0. rites: “I met @ young MAN \trom our house planation she dest: love with @ young man who has taken|Ward Howe Schoolhouse, Roxbury,|, 1 net soctng tiem —_— Portland, Ore, has an orchestra Of) at a party, and I at once fell in love} jt would be distinctly courteous of - me about quite a bit. But he has nover|Mass., to begin soon. The sessions will * writes: vough sheer for-|told me he cared for me, How shall I] e from 10 t/ 12 o'clock in the morning the young man with whom I| know?” and from 2 4 in the afternoon. The “Harvest stock gocs up after one-armed men.” It ts oelleved to be the| with hit prevent our loch, ” a ¥ any oue ln he wor we men are re-' seeing eh other at present. What Government awit.” Now the Trusts quireg to piay the instruments where/ mt . _ dor’ “A. BY writen: am very much tn k sometimes pute me on the| You cannot possibly be sure until he| classes will be held on each school day ‘es, will give their campaign contribu: yuu hanuy ary needed, \¥ou don't know the map well enough|love with & young men, bul we have the etreet. I don't ike to |bimegit tells you, for the following two weeks. be pase ls 200 ois Wem son