The evening world. Newspaper, May 18, 1912, Page 9

Papers Say By John L. Hobble Copyright, 1912, by Aa Ye On F Kimmel has really forgotten alt the important events of his past (The ‘New I life he would make a good wit- nese for the Steel Trust. | “Bomb caplodes and kills eighty q chickens.” Waan't a bomb, A hen | wae setting on a cold storage egg and st got too hot. | By making a big noise a candidate can appear to be in the lead when, in fact, he is a lap behind. “Woman indicted for killing hue dand.” With these man-made laws it will soon be that a woman will have no liberties at all in her own houachold, “Horse bites girl on cheek.” Now we understand what is meant by Horse Sense, “New York. boy hurt by dynamite explosion.” That's the trouble with bringing boys up in the city. They are too tender, “Waiters strike because they have to poy #0 many fines.” Why shouldn't patrons strike? They are fined 10 cents for taking off @ hat, 25 cents for sitting at a table and one.dollar for stepping into a taxicab, Additional life-savers are being put ‘an the beaches to protect the bathers from drowning. But what is being done to protect the young men from matrimony when they go to tha beaches for a few weeks’ Innocent pleasure? It te suggested that cases against the Trusts be conducted with greater care, Heretofora the attorneys for the United States have been ger LOVE. AT TWILIGHT. . By C. M. Payne. NEVER LAY ANYTHING DOWN IN A ‘PUBLIC PLACE. IT.MAY Go AN YOULL NEVER SRE IT GoINe® je Love Pere® LiSSen THs I DRive SOME SENSE INTO YouR Now REMEMBER WHAT PoP Tens You Because PoP KNOWS ALL ATSOUT SUCH THINGS -NEVER Do iT AGAIN IMHov6nt Td LAY !Tow tHe Bencd 9 wis We wuz Wairin' 1013, mie) (= SAY= t TOLD You ENOUGH TO QUIT LOAFING AROUND NOW TLL RUN Gee, FOP: 1 DREAMED 1 WAS WORK: ING = WHAT'S, THAT A SIGN Or? OM. DEAR. THAT A SURE SIGN OF MEASLES?! GEE! DATS A SKN YOURE GOIN TO<IT MONEY AND REAL SOON’ DAT DREAM CAME ‘TRUE, ALL RIGHT? Japanese Love Songs, (Prom the Japan Magexing,) 1. . mitted to introduce damaging evi- dence, caenaiee pa iTabe off Chak batt Take off that nati “One man's leg oan be grafted on BAY OF ISE, wild and fatr! women, “iveniag ‘the’ Selene oe oi i anote:." But think of the danger | Would your white waves were! her, removed the gaily decorsted outfit she ‘ flowers rare, carted ou het bead,—Philadelphla Times, of ruining ad deposition A iied | That T might gather them and bring him a leg that. 4@ always ng My love at Jast so fair « thing! He Wanted to Go Home. about something. 1 Blue depths to-night are as a sea, Cleveland the other Where clouds like billows rise, ‘Through which the moon glides grace- fully | To portals tn the sktea: O Love, thus you Elude me too! | Paice IY The Guide. OR tho drift of the Maker is dari, as an Isis hid by a veil. | Who knows the waya of the ey @ man servant had never beey in @ city before, ree Ee ot sents along Buclid avenue impressed De, Cullaty, Recemlly Le wea to hie emidoyer agi “ ‘Mr, Whewardt, I guess I'll have to “Why, Jim, haven't we treated “Yep--treatment’s all right, about my health,’* dine t’ "seen four funerale ay, and I guew Clerelacd Ais healthy town,"’--Cleveland Plain. Dealen, ee When Smitty Left. “Every man has a right to live,” te what the Paris bandit said just de fore killing the chief of police. Hie logic sounds like that of some of our Presidential candidates, An Englishman wishes to find some |way to dispose of his wealth. He should get married. Then, if it docan't go fast enough, let his wife iF world, how God will bring them about? | QMITTY 15 @ charcter io Park Tow, NeW get @ divorce and alimony. Our planet is ono, the suns are many, S York, He was bom, ip Manhattan Island * aad unl The) tart ulldayae had the world ts wide, ea | the ‘confines “bt Cireater "Now York, Then wat to spend Christmas Wika cousiy over in New Jemey, When he ret one of Ris friends asked blin what be tho tig, count a large, ens, “1 don't care fur i,” Aaa Joisey is sure a fimpy Nicest all de towns over there is got differeat names!" Sabana Rrening Pos, . Shall I w p ita Poland fall? Shall I The perpetual candidate denics that he intonds appointing his grand- eon Beoretary of State when he orowa ue shriek if @ Hungary fait? Or an infant civilization be ruled with rod or with knout? alt—We nua a terrible time when we ran out of port in a gale. J have not made the world, and He that Ghe—Bus | always thought you sallors crank grog. dade dt Will guide,—Tennyson, “What le your job on shipboard “4 call out the stops on am ocean lines,