The evening world. Newspaper, April 27, 1912, Page 8

eee «en ate om + ao Leaanital mpeg Sila Rventag™ World Daily Magesine. Satutdem, ee April 27. 1912 |THE “RIB { She Says Man Makes Woman a Nature Fakir By. Helen Rowland Sb ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. ed Dally Except Sunday by the Preas Publishing Company, Nos. 63 to 63 Park Row, New York. RALPH PULITZER, President, 63 Park Row. J. ANGUS SH. Treasurer, 63 Park Row. JOSEPH PULITZE Secretary, 63 Park Row. By Maurice Ketten Cevpiehe, 2018, Ww Che Frese Publichion On, (The Now York Wolly — ad Poat- “a - Matter. toy Sehatripilon Rates ts athe Reoning | Poe ennlena eek the Continent and 4 | HATE HY do you do that?” protested the Mere Man eo + World for the United Btat: ‘All Countries in the International Tk BO IT, 66 Dreachfully, ae the Rib extracted a tiny puff trom and Canada. Portal Union. ‘ . “ Te Y ther vanity case and calmly proceeded to powder Ore Tear... ; EODORE her tilted nose, “Dont you know it's neture faking?’ or ' * “Of course,” agreed the Rib sweetly as she wiped off VOLUME 52. NO. 18,512 the traces with the ald of her tmy mirror. “That's my business. Every woman 1s « nature fekir. It’s natural for ther to be artificial and oly tor her to be natural after al! these yeare of catering to man's love of—er—ert.” ‘That's right! Blame ® on me,” said the Mere Mam VILLAGE IMPROVEMENT. T's: is the time of year when the Sewing Circle and the Whist sronteally. “Se man would waste three minutes on a perfectly natural girl,” declared the Rib. “His ‘Ideal woman’ is the nature fekir—only he doesn’t know it.” “There are tote of things @ man doesn't know,” ‘sighed the Mere Man, “Mcluding his own mind—and his own wife,” acquiesced the Rib. “But he DOMS know what he admires,” protested the Mere Man. “Oh, yes!” rejoined the Rib. ‘He ADMIRES the simple, the natural, the straight-from-the-shoulder; but he PURSUESB: the rococo.” ‘The—what?” ' “The woman who is all curves, from her figure to her conversation,” ez Plained the Rib. “The woman who argues in circles, walks with a twist and acts in @ round-aboyt manner.” “Well, you juat Geclared those things were natural,” argued the Mere Man Club give way to the Village Improvement Society; when A thrill of cleanliness and nature love runs through the} town; when father moves the ash-pile away from the back door, | mother digs up flower pots and window boxes from the cellar, and | thé children are eet to work picking up papers and orange peel in the front yard. bd It’s » good instinct. Spring has a delicate way of hinting that : we shoul! get ready for her dainty frocks and frills by “cleaning up.” Even this big, grimy-handed town knows something of the fecliag. The Fifth Avenue Association, the society that tries to keep | grass and weeds out of our prettiest village street, was congratu-| lating itself only yesterday because a big, unsightly electric sign at the Forty-second street crossroads had been taken down in deference o to its wishes. The society is going right on trying to keep unsightly advertising off the avenue. é ‘ 4 The Tree Planting Association of New York recently issued an) a Mustrated pamphlet eloquently pleading the sanitary and comfort: | [> bearing possibilities of trees in the atreets of this city. i Moreover, the National Plant, Flower and Fruit Guild is just P getting into action for the annual spring campaign. In the next few are,” agreed the Rib. “It's the simple, the frank, the ht-from-the-shoulder woman who !s a libel on Nature. It's the woman "T put powder on her nose, nor fib about her a) nor wear a shoe too small, nor put scent on her clothes, nor ruffles on her conversn- or, trimmings on her opinions who is UN ‘URAL! Besides, did you ever man who preferred a perfectly straight-forward and straight-waisted wo- thing with crinkly ‘hair and an intricate disposition end us- ‘no man ie looking for a work lg ; S “That's just what every man 18 tooking for," corrected the Rib. “I defy any Sot Y woman to be perfectly truthful and frank with a man! Even if she doesn't wes ee make up her face she has to make up her soul, and pad her opinions, and dis- . y guise her mind, and mask her feelings. She wouldn't dare to let him know tahe really loved, or admired, or even liked him. Yet she eltber does or she doesn't: so she has to decetve him elther way. Hoe would lose his interest In her {f ho knew that she was above a flirtation and his respect and regard for her it he knew that she wasn't, He'd run away if he thought she wanted to Kies him—and run the other way if he thought that ehe Gidn't want to kiss him. In © weeks the Guild will distribute thousands of roots, bulbs and cuttings | ‘ S Bey SS S ‘ a : SSfesh BSs SSH SNy S x | short, she cannot get over, nor past, nor beyond him with truth and frankness. to teachers and children in the public schools; Next September =f ‘ y (oN : Ce uty, BBs to keep antag sound and round in ¢ircies until he gets dizzy and i , yh ( i opples over into her hands.” “And then s Mere Man. “Not @f she knows her businese/" corrected the Rib. “Of counse he te bound prizes will be offered for the best results. Flower shows are to he} held in the poorer parts of the city, where the passion for flowers is marries him and proceeds te undeceive him,” sighed the very real indeed. Meanwhile the society sells window boxes made end filled for twenty-five cents each. Ail this means much to the city during the hot, dusty days to come. No one who has seen it will ever forget the wonderful fresh- to Giscover in time that she wasn't born with a marcel wave and that Ber Glothes difn't grow on her and that her ‘cursed beauty’ comes in boxes and bottles—4f it does, But if she is wise she will go right on nature faking, as far as her heart and soul and mind are concerned, She never will let him know that she has a headache or an opinion or a digestion or a temper. She wil! hide ail her Htve ugly feelings and grouches in a dark corner of her miad, and present only a nicely rouged and smiling disposition. A man ts perfectly willing to share his joys and his money with @ woman, but he draws the line et sharing her aches and pains and moods. It doesn’t stand to reason that a woman can be perfectly healthy and happy and joyous and comfortable every mimute of this but ff ehe is wise will go right on nature faking and never jet a man e ‘wheels xo roun her totlette table, nor in her heart or her head.” aid the Mere Man defiantly, “ail the most fascinating women of frank with thelr tempers and tantrums as they were with the!r toflettes. Look at Cleopatra an@ the Pompadour and Du Barry and the Monte- Yet they managed to swhjugate kings and emperors!" ‘The love of a king or an emperor {s BASY to hold beside the love of your declared the Rib leconically. exclaimed the Mere Man incredulously. “Certainly!” and the Rib’s laughter tinkled merrily. “They were OTHER women's husbands!" The Week’s Wash. BAIA AAAAABAIABAABA BABA AAAABI SARA AA By Martin Green. je i ) al ms ie Zoneates es Ravertan Covrridht, 3918, by ‘Tho Prem Publishing Oe, (Toe Now Tork Word 11) Y Some Visitors From Suburbia «q- wal well,” ejaculated; bound to be vain dl for the ‘the head polisher. “What do |!Istenere. ness and color of Berlin’s street vistas in summer. Through block after block of cheaper tenements and flats every apartment has its carefully tended window boxes flaming with naeturtiums and geran- fums, while trailing ivy hangs down green and cool over the brick walls, | The Berlin City Government encourages this habit in every way, distritfuting plants and offering hundreds of prizes for the best window gardens in various sections of the city. N le in the village green is something New York sadly needs. This is the time of times to cultivate it. The public parks offer a fine chance. . When you go into the park to-morrow look around and see how Deantiful are common green grass and budding leaves when they are clean and fresh. Then, when you have lunched, don’t eee how far you can throw the crusts and banana peels across the grass. Make them into « neat bundle and drop them in some garbgge barrel.| ‘ When you have read the newspaper don’t throw it down. Take it u D@ Ay ~ fhome and burn it. A Sunday newspaper has lots of good heat units. Don’t whack the bushes, Don’t dig your heels into the turf or your toes into the gravel. Don’t do these things to-morrow, and see how natural it is not to do thei next,tige. i HSKSALLLKHKAAKKKLAAAALSAAAAAAAAABAL you think of Battling Taft?” ee: Be nice to nature. It’s an easily formed habit. She'll repay All yr tresspase on women's patience; “Tie @ etring around your finger 80;to get out in the country in the eum-| “He's under-| 66 PEAKING of the Titanic,” said , r when the women are too good-natured, |you won't forget,” cautioned Mrs. Jarr,/mr and it doesn't cost th! | trained and - S the head polisher, “I you by looking her best for you always, Uk thdaiaimorn Micke crouse mime |: Peceuse we Hanl te ene a With ths te eee! Caro ite onarece tmeae tel Saaad. ascnred the traditional Britian sprit of ® woman ts mad at him and t just |Jenkinses, now the winter 1s over. bursting to tell something very impor-| Ther place in East Malarla ie very tant.” nice to vist. on pleasant Sundays, and, “All right, I'll bring old Jenk home|ot course, $f we entertain them tliey'l! with me,” sald Mr. Jarr, have to entertain us. Our children ke mg o+< | THE PLEASURE IS OURS. e A DISTINGUISHED company of Frenchmen arrived in this Sn cae tare whan one_ee cringe to) | f the laundry man.|falr play te at work puttlag before the Peale tas ee) oaeareen semanas “Hig courage ds ali|ENslieh publiq misleading reports of the ler's Dutcher etore, as you come by . en eee with Mr. Jenkins, and an extra loaf eae ee UE, ab RAIN of bread and @ can of corn and ome |, Retell eas Be twee eal eso; Sore ‘a: se woods’ @enators, as the English stramborn them, are getting at the facts, and the Me a Seda d facts are not any too creditable to the “C C those thi nen I get home?’ asked : British merchant ine. Wi i heer Up, Cuthbert! Sire Serr’ "1 bets to carry bundea Stare "we “have| sian frends are jomping on us ta “You hate to do anything I ask you!" the Colonel, who|'tering loud cries about our brutality What's the Use of Being Blue? retorted Mrs, Jarr sharply. Mr. Jen-|has been im training for more than a|‘9 the herolc men who saved their own kine brings home from the city elmost| year, according to Senator Crane of |!'¥es in the Titanic disaster and let 136 There Is a Lot of Luck Left. } |eve7 ine the Jenkinses eat, They hed srape fruit all winter. And Airs, Jen Massachusetts, and has doubtless been Preparing himself in secret @ine By Clarence L. Cullen ine tells me he got the nicest, juictest oer 8 ia ones and only paid efgirt cents aptece tee said au revoir but ast good-by to the White House on March 4, 198. Not for them, Sometimes, when they were| only is the Colonel a ring fighter in jeepecially nice, Mr. Jeniins used to|theory, but he is a reguier performer | ‘oring home @ couple dozen grape fruit|in practice and has taken léssons from your Rival Wins, it Proves that | Axiom that “Poverty is ‘No Disgrace!” |@t & t#me. You wouldn't @o that for! ake Donovan end others prominent in YOU'VE Got « Chance! — me.” g ‘the slugems line. -—— Wealth, so Supreme Wherever Eise,| ‘Carry two dozen grape trum? T@ues| “The Colonel dition oote Le dy Counts wo Tattle on Board a Wreck! |mot!” sald Mr. Jerr. atte ne Mint fe waren iatkare Phitration; Etienne Lamy, successful journalist and reviewer; Fer-|#4ed Mrs, Jarr, ‘ —_— “And then you ask me why we don't ing weight, has his campaign mapped |of the White Star tino hai : ve ft uM rece Raa erie a nal {| “Doetn't ne know? asked Mtr, Jerr EM At POU" Feet get] Never Suppose that Mt ie At Bealve inthe country!" exctitmed Mrs.| gut and haa act hia lampa on the cham-|don a trip at relh ae pereae, Temapus Cecoravive 3 Gen. Lebon, with one of | -¥ne forgot to tell him,” was the 5 alone that “Women and Children are|I*r" “Well, never mind, Mr. Jenkins | pionship. He has plenty of seconds and |couldn't get a crew. istingui: ili ecords in Europe, answer. “Bo 4 —_— " will help you carry the things. He ‘but he doesn't need! “w : the most distinguished military reco: in Europe, and the Duc de ene, oe tne Seabee me last wens we Be- | Firat!’ ‘cm/s ts Seiadaede. a4 he Oe Dottie holders, but ‘What do you suppose would be the city on the new French steamship La France. They bring with them the Rodin bust La France, which is the gift of é the French nation on the occasion of the Champlain Reibsiteniny. adi {Phe Now Bert Works Before they return they will visit Washington, Niagara Falls, Mon-| 66 Pe. eee bts coming. tm ~ treal and Quebec, and will be entertained by Mayor Gaynor, the Na. ént she’ bd up 64 pMheskad | tional Press Club, President Taft, Columbia University and the prs he Decisis Lidl a Chamber of Commerce. Jarr man preparing to, depart down: =~ This Presentation Committee includes some of the greatest |'ovn for the ation af the day. names in contemporary French politics, letters and art. Among waa oases bao ane meee them are Gabriel Hanotaux, statesman, minister, historian, biographer edad ee 4s coming up home ‘of Richelieu; Rene Bazin, well known novelist-lawyer, member of the |nome with airs, pte Sess "French Academy, writer of many problem stories; Baron d’Estour-| “Well, I'm agreeable, Teplied Mr, nelles de Constant, diplomatist and author, promoter of peace and ane, don't forget to tell Mr, Jenkins,” Copyright, 1012, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York World). HEIN the Man who Actually Rich Man Console himsel€ with the women and children drown, the Olympic aban- jampton because she Choiseul, who bears one of the greut names of France—to mention |” “tow could ehe forget @ tell tam cite ‘ Fee et ee a erful how many things a euburben oe sino isaac tbat pop ah rfl and only the best known. morning —ahe remembered to telephone. fl MIME Gioodco Ship-yet |Can—but $¢ you Can't there's: Geneesily think they had entte Grit Hie wpe | "08 tie other end of the match we/women and children sad prominear Tnited States is honored by the presence of these gentle it RAGAT” reerted re amend dur Before she Met |Room to Walk Around It! extra arms ike epiders. | nave President Taft, who 1s climbing |men had been sacrificed on a. ve io: Dated “ p gentle i her Finsh ave pak Anyway the obiidren have to #0 shop-| mrough the ropes utterly unprepared |flying the Amerioan flag and mannea > men no less than by their errand. May their visit be a pleasant onc. | (OR Goa't be nosey! Maybe they arg threw us Gate en| We can't expect Time to Hoal and | me vin ane Kor OGre. Jentine.” for the encounter. The President knows|by American seamen because of ig. | Gordiality, courtesy and the best of fecling are always sure to reign|”“suppoee be won't come tome nut 5 Ghore! Also to Remove the Bear! fees tage ones tie tor rumen te Beate end imeMelency in ‘when calls are exchanged between the two great republics. me to have dinner with os and Me Often we've] When the Broom of Brooding fatle to |, Shildren, eumld!” ead Mrs. Jerr. 3 Mfeboste at tend? The cae el isn ailent bride? said Mr. Jere, Found * Better to Hermitize “Gladys, her tittle girl, ts now Courteen ‘ p C than to |@weep Away the Shadow, Laugh! 4 u, ‘He'll come," ‘all right,” was the an-|/Get the Good WHI of our Neighbors at kidd lead Aubrey, der. Mule Bey, to. ewatvs, swer, “It's only when @ woman ie the Prie of Capitulation! Harp te Provided jand the railroad conductors tnstet they enlal and amiable to her husband thet francs Pritt -ci la MUST eae are over Sve Feare ane wrest ony tak. @ doesn’t do as she wama him to, Some Mighty Fat, Husky Folke|your Troubles! vee fare ana Mre. Jenkine anys the conduc- Find 4t Conventent to Excuse their ame Sie CO ater elton wee ‘ecro Irritability on the Ground that they| rase the Cause and the Conse-|res votes ‘the trust wouldn't est as dear oouaing ectose the ee would call are “Nervous Wrecks!" avenoee will be Effaced! they do, especially the greedy refiroads.! that the rules call for fair fighting, and| eighty Say nation would arise and demand the right eye of Uncle Sam together with @ large cash payment to assuage Brt:- ish pride and pensions for the families of the survivors to the fourth or fi¢th Beneration, And the kind names our Letters from the People pd amanan ame nah annnnnnnnnnnnAnnAAROnAAARAARAARARARARRANAR Anant Obstacle to “Neat of Boats.” = speed? Yes, it does! It does not, how- fo Editor of The Brening World demand ships so enormo: that FY Septieicienaent whe sussute «loccinnice theme mics cammane (ha Culinary Criticism. Be tine, Rcoagg te sages sk gartan Roliition ond manning — Why, actually, Mrs. Jenkins eays he ts the sort of man who lives up to i neala put oars, water cask, seats, alr How we have Longed for a Cold Gray | Our Frienda may be Fixtures—but|seiting #o dreadful thet @ conductor! che cules of any game he enters. So he |66] 2° eald the head polisher, x compartments, &c., In the ‘ne Sky when we've Lived in Tropic Lands |Zven a Fence ten't Built to be Leaned |Iaughed when she told him her Gladys! nas prepared himself to fight fair, break ‘that the consumer will have to > SKEYTER, whore the Sun hone all the Time in| Against! ‘was only Gour years old, and @ ahe| dean, strike no foul blows and refrain pay the increase in wages It Is @ Call for Help. @ Monotonous Sky of Agure! — waan't {t wae none of his business, And | grom wrestling. Granted Wo the coal mineret” And then, again, the Rolling Stone ite told her the child booked very much| «py sheer force of weight and sudden Fo the Kaitor of The Bresina World “Friend and Money" poem, ay ce eg What 1s “8 O 8” when sending wire-| forty yoars ago. Here it is as I re- We Never Know how Much Fun Jose mensage from one ship to another?) member it. 1f 1 am wrong I eak other there is in Bticking to a Plan until Se a me N. J ola timers to correct n we Draw One Up and Abide By It! gets @ Slant at the Scenery! jolder, and she ead that was because y . * attack Taft may get away with his the Iittle git hed had @o much trouble, | ara: rush, but he won't be prepared for jand sorrow exee people #0, @ soak behind the ear when he turns to ‘How are our children to shap for) pow and smile in acknowledgment of | ‘The Boss says that the Man who ts | Honest just because it's the Best Policy — jis Alwaya Waiting, just Waiting, for his “T once had money By ‘ m7 Mean « dletines end most un- both I wet great store, Tt takes Philosophy to Fight Depres- | chance! asked Mr, Jarr, wearily. the applause. He won't be looking for pleasant shock when I read the regent} lent my money to iny friend and sion—and then a few Concrete Human | oe “i if ene ord apd Au-/a foot deftly interpeesd behind paenkte, 01 vord “ ety 9 — e ni . is on ‘ ‘winorial, “The Pric Let me ask if took his word, therefor; Facts! Overconfidence ly Haul# Down calles Anan + Bash py 5 sudden jerk and @ hard MI His guard will not be prepared for blows to Ket some wash dresses tor her |elow the belt or surreptitious kicks in and, allowing for he difference | the shins. in thelr ages, we can try some on our! «Roosevelt is a wily ring general, He Wb bvon en Raw a aaa cing DAME te Heed Battling Taft into « mix- "Ob, al vig maid Mr, Jarr, making| up, Not for all the treasure that sun’ ri a fying start, as he was now tate, ‘Till with the Titanic would even insinuate Hl Pigalle pee the coal mines to bring Jenkins home with me, that Knockout Roosevelt has a horse- : aaeaiaasaieimameaston . eiding out of a ship with lifeboat}! lost my money and my friend Las f modations for one passenger in They're lost forevermore. ' was one of “nature's rocky rules"?| !f I had money and a friend (as T had : Officials of the lime Who sent that both of yore) es 7 ‘out in that condition are the guil-| I'd keep my money —— Some:hing, but ‘Timorousness doesn't Some of us Never Look more than| even Put in a Bld! One Day Ahead—and at that we Calmly Expect Clear Sailing! “Great Scott! cried the laundry man, “You wouldn't asic the widows and orphans who own stocks tm the The more Stock you T. : ey the Less Liable you a The Seats of the Mighty are Never y > ventory juestioned! Filled by Men who are Bensitive to | Yentery 4 Criticism! and my friend and Parties. An infant could see that! play the fool no more." and watched 600 women and| And good advice it is as a long life carried out of the Iroquois| has shown me, Don't lend money to Mistakes were Meant to be Mile- [a friend. Give it 4t aay¢ — He started to do #0 at eventide but| shoe in his glove, but if the Taft peo- one sreine Pied Hogi t awed ys * Fai A pg et red x It may be True that Fortune Plays | Stones, not Head-Stones? alas! Mr, Jenkins ini 4 on buying a|ple don't probe said glove before the] UNCLE PENNYWISE SAYsi bp the cry Saen'e get too bya-| into « fugitive stranger. He won't pay No but Sho Certainly Over — dozen bushes to take home to East| battle they deserve no commiseration | ‘The trial of Glady# Wombat for shoote ‘They succeeded so well tn “ looks fe If we haW to Atone for all of the Bad] Malaria via Harlem, It was the/if the horseshoe really is there. How-jing her husband was resumed at Pi you. Or, if he does ‘The criticiems of our show were) or 1 : ! \ r 1 ; eumed Bt Pluniee : pay, he'll grodge it and won't ‘cashed ‘Gh tagkacahona® of Her Breaks that the Rest of the Push hi hour when he and Mr. Jarr jour-|ever, let the battle go on. When twolville this morning. The defendant was ‘ou up rehand.’ ‘ ; — Blamed on us (to thelr Wives), we'd|neyed home with the rose bushes on|former good friends got to telling the/extremely nervous about the At of her that why toasted. itt” We Neves Happened to .. scar @ Live Lite of ‘the subway! ee my veal games of egch other there ay~Leguisvilie Courier-Journal, 5 meme te te me a eerie 0 brad - afiegti cit. % hl a a at ea han crane ae