The evening world. Newspaper, April 16, 1912, Page 19

OOR old Charlie! He (meaning Mr. us belle I night, But at 10.4, when eoulin't possibly convince ourselves that Hawtrey as Charles Ingleton, through her husband's hat, were alive. An unkind providence had Preserved them to kill the play. They survived as old “friends of Charlte and bored iim, as well as us, to extine- ton, As men they migh: have been amusing, but as Engitshmen they were as dull as their own jokes, Charlic had only to make fools of them—a very simple matter, He pretended io be the €riend of both In order to hide the fact ‘Wat he had been more than a “friend” of their wives, It had been his delight to go to their homes and games eafled “Funny Fantil Sings.” This sort of h ‘Dear Old Charli mor served to mak» * one of the indel!- cacies of the season. Robbed of its French fiavor it had the sids'anttal quality of roast by may be forgiven as a youthful indiscretion of Engtand’s censor. But “Dear Ol Charlie" certainly cannot be considered ae Mr. Hawtrey’s bes: friend. It is always pleasure to sce the ghtful performance tn won ‘him more friends than he can ever lose in this country, But hfs performance, like the play, last night was not up to his ¢ standard. Ile seemed uncerta'n and, ab Betty V Advice t “L, G." writes: "T Ike a certain young man very much, but he claims I am not his {deal Do you think it worth while to bother with him? Probably not, if you are thinking of rage, mi 4g, 8." writer: “A young man ha been paying me attention for some tim and he wants to know whether I like him. Would tt be proper for me to tell him?" Certainly, you may express your, friendahip in words, "—. B.” writes: I quarreled with my lover and when he asked me to make up I refused. Now he ts going with| another girl. hall I apologize to him?" | 1am afraid {t 1s too late now, You! should noy have be so unrelenting, “A. Ro writes: “1 am in fove with a girl and she cares for me, but she seems to feel that the difference tn our na- tlonalities i# likely to make us unhappy, “Dear Old Charlie’ Not Mr. Hawtrey’s Best Friend. BY CHARLES DARN he was appearing in a play at Maxine Elliott's Theatre last Dear Old Charlie" put us on an early car, we however, Mrs, Dumphie was dord, and M Unfortunately company proved no better than “Dear Old Charlie." Hawtrey) certainly did his best to ake t we had scen « play. ‘The funn’ thing about the perfors.- | ance was the guilty look that Charles | Hawirey wore. There was nothing in !t to suggest th he might be tn league h Bernard Shaw and others against | Engiand’s play censor, Charles H. | Brookfield, who found ‘iDear ¢ Charlie” in the French long before he had ever dreamed of finding himself tn his present awkward position, | England's censor, of course, is noth: ing to us. Mr, Hawtrey had nothing to fear on that score, But his furtiv glances over the footlights betrayed an anxiety to know what we thought of the play. He acted for ail the world | lke a schootoy stealing a holiday. And so he gave the whole show away before it was fairly started. | As a matter of fac: ‘Dear Old! Charile’ started very well, though | along okl-fashioned lines, Mr. Hawtrey, As the supposedly dear and fairly old one, launched into a soliloquy worthy of Hamlet as he began his wedding day by going over leitera such as Ophelia could never have written. They were the sort of letters tare blown into the divorce cour: when the wind's the wrong way, As luok would have !t, Peploc—discreet woman!—talked h Mr, Dumphie and Mr. Peploe | Do you think this will be the case? Not necersarily, {f you sincerely love each other, “4s, Z."" writes: “Recently T called for . @ young lady and took her ho: ” busin ‘On the way ehe stopped and tought some flowers for a friend of hers. Was it my place to pay for “EB. L.” writes: "Should a gizi about * Hua! | sve UMP: Jy 1_couo ! Te Commies, 1918, 1” oy The rien rublssung Co, (The New Yor Weds.) ) AH-Now THAT THE WATERS OF RANCOR AVE TSREN SMOOTHED] [@ YY THE OILOF REASON MIGHT LAS WHAT. 16 STARTED THE Riot? aa: Ft Pi Mr we CducreD IT, Down THE s we wus Srlown! Im YER New 1X DOLLAR PE AN THE TLE YAP ENT AN’ - se Full OF soap — Halwa! ta! Copyright, 1912, by The Prem ‘Publishing Co, (The ‘New: York Wortd), + ‘Time: Seren P.M, RS. ILL statements are false until B (suddenly)—Lot, THE FORTUNE MAKER. dining-roam of « fat, of peo- Domestic Dialogues. By Alma Woodward, Covyright, 1012, ty The L'vew Publishing Co, (The New York World), | Mr. B. (angrily)—Maybe you'd I!ke mo to will my brain to some hospital so that your curiosity will be satisfied when I die? . Mrs, | B. A Glimpse T white vogue and the shops are display- Ha! wat na! Yes ( Remenper ALF SAY, ALES can You J WiGH, AS s ar, go / N again; to play. how the Into the N. Y. Shops HIE recent French races verified the report that Parts has set her seat of approval upon the black and] Mh stead o} might ecale hh TH FROM BAGDAD greasy; atringy; the 3s 8 esday; April 16. 1912 — 5. & — ot ‘ By C. M. Payne. Og CHAPTER XI. (Continued,) Episodic. Enemas ‘that evening. RGE gloomed about. A ‘beastly day, all told; every- thing had gone wrong, and all because he had overslept. At dinner something was wrong with the sou Out into and turned up, and thi hi wine, roast Was full of piece: lounging room then the porter hurried | over to him with @ note from Ryanne. It stated briefly that 1¢ was vitally tm- portant for Mr, Jones to meet him at nine o'clock at the English bar in the} wht Quarter Rosettl Any driver wouldjend show him the way. Mohammed-El-Gebdel, the guardian of the Holy Yhiordes, had ‘and was beginning ry the fish and eo of Would Mr. Jones like @ Uttle fun by the wayald “I'm hi ff alone have is Kood luek, in man,” said George. devil did this Mohammed wet into my room?" Had Fortuna dined downstairs in- her room events turned out ‘But ever differently. Ryanne had really written te George, but not to Fortune. (Mohammed, fatalist that he was, had thrown everything upon the whirling of chance, and waited, may hav Later, congratulated himeelf But it wasn’ CAR my PET “I shall pack et once. Fortune ean her way to Mentone trem Naples. to | 1, am Ddeinning to worry about that irl, She has « temper; and ia bee sinning to have some oral Pi mpl her, her! How mueh jon ? ‘She’ day, every too. Watch your laurels, Kate.” ‘Mra. Chedsoye inspected her rings, Meanwhile George directed his criver to #0 post-haste to the Bngtieh bar. That he found it more or lees of a ci In nowtse alarmed him. He had veen in places of more frightful aspect. As Ryanne had written him to maki quities of the barmaid relative to ing him, he did so. toward the door et whenever he hit eame beg tougne with all the tactics of satior im a .bar- Fpom, not over nicely, i A table toppled over with « ama (slowly)—Brain? Oh, your t was the will of Allah that tee. Geos we wish to use them to ple are making tortuges now-lhead you mean? No. I wouldn't; be-|!ns Charming effects along the pga Mohammed, should contribute his sien-|a heap cot Pe Ma) assailants fell in prove our own arguments. Adaya, aren't th cause they wouldn't dare tell me the| The new fabric known under the varl- }ger share in working out the destinies ¢ strumeted to Pi ere ng! Mr. B. (shortly)—In the! truth s ous names of eponge, agaric, rating, of two young people. feet and cussed , anyway, for fear of hurting my nen a he at the stifling envelope. Sorte ; newspapers, feeling: terry cloti: and 01 George was in the proper mood for |fumped upon hie back, O14 one During the past ycar a whole lot} Mrs. B.—I knew just well as any just because | TUrbish toweling Is @ favorite in white. {an adventure, He went so far as to|Sea style, A eavage ei Qfan of the ‘of prominent men in New York have| thing that you were going to answer STMUIAe eal utiful coat in this m simi 112, himiesle that he would have ed ON, ” Mike that. Peopie who aren't successe#! know th 71 go! oe +g) Made up with side panels In by over again, never pleaded “Not uty! themselves are always go suspicious of | going Ane Ae a Rersaetitng tere as well as the black satin kimono Aulgtenotetotd toate MIGn Alay teak Fumpus wet ee 1] ee ecccent all cht “The V oben Mra, B. (incredulously)—Henry, YOU) *oeves ate Banded with the new bbl y go a-venturing in such finical inquiries after: the se eneuse te make ¢ Virginia murderers are peni-| «y¢r, B.—we as . en : vert embroidery that 1s very handsomy hag i r the scrimmage. Int a 1, B—Well, you gotta show me—' haven't invented anything! iey wore bowlers and sack + as Hereward the Wi rep. E. Holman Chark as ThomasDumphie,| tent.” They would rather be forgiven | there ain't a man I know who's made a| Mr. B, (nflating his vest to capacity) | * striking costume of th same ma and 1 heavy walking: |d'Ambols, ae Porthos Ha as Bi Itke one! What's the matter? me litt piped with white, Sitaltyy ip iy He wasn't a trained aii SIL EM OR TRINNY, Hie OP RPOTDR It {a reported that last weck @|"ee estate wuy deen singing the siren) Mrs, B. (Joyously)—Oh, what ts tt, | ae peerage ac Sas. Eis ve eee By Fee spoke to her, pe apne he was simpli: eens ng of suburban Jot: ? ear? W! ‘ p| wide, can be il Me heabopcte a aatie a and active and ; Broadway car stopped on doth sides | re.” ote to you _ pear? Wil tt give us a touring ear) Te nice cotton agaric 1s being cf-[Jaduired about Fortune and was in-|the injustice of an un mereata, and Mra, B. (scornfully)—I'm talking of AND @ imousine the firat year? And: fey at $1. a yard, Alnce this fabric| {2d that she had dined in her room, ladded to physiol prowess onset meet of @ atreet, Then spring is here, REAL money! Every day you read| after a while will you be able to buy; ret Into smart costumes, it prom, |. “##e of doldrums, Mrs, Chedsoye be- lure of nervous cnersy. It was pony about people inventing ‘something or|o!d masters and Marie Antotnetes 4% Ay oy Pcl Heved, Homeric: @ modern you oman © ® “France 1# to abolish duelling.”| discovering something or writing some. 1 pearls? (pea to | gle mre I'm In a peck of trouble." auid|in evening dreea, holding of fer meay 1 h Cc e n $s Way not abolish the using of tea-|t!ne that makes a fortune for them in] Mr. B. (airlly)—Ray, when tt Retm Ko- In fact, J aR elesthed corde, craving w little sympathy minutes five sleek, sinewy, unhampered © terrivly short time. Sometimes they |ing wo won't ever mention the word tt) other materia are wis “In what way?’ Arad spoona? It is more dangerous, come upon the thing quite carelessly, |“money’—you'll get sick of dandiing it! © NUUDPEES An & ‘That rug 1 told you about is gone.” | But the daye of the ode -were no ty wey is OA Inches wide ald $1.69 a yard.| «What? stolen?” more; and no quick-witted 0 oO Vv e T s but they're smart enough to recognize| Mrs. T3. (gigeting)—Oh, Henry, I'm dy- Nahe EAGAN CAA Ms B ie eel aa . Goddess cast “Girl throws man over shdulder by! its value. Why can't YOU do that? |ing of suspense! ‘Tell me what tt tet | Serkes in the same width are MG 8) ves, Vanished into thin alr N ro nn® cvee Of the Arabs. : ‘ vite Bey / yard, A wool corduroy, whlch will be| ‘That's too bad. Of course, the police} NO; George hed to ehift for himself. | aid of Jiu Jiteu.” We have observed| Mr. B. (sternly)—Do what? Mr. B, (aolemnly)—Remember this) gay used for summer sults and sop- lly find it for you.” Suddenly there came @ genere! Tush id regis led cA the initial of her own| that most girls are ‘able to throw a) Mra 8 Comeatly) Why, tavent some. imust go Be te SO lo 2 arate skirts, 18 $179 a y 1d that's exactly the trouble, gen the Ree bh the room nto one ast name on the linon, or the initial pepe thing, You know, something that people | and by ou ck and white check sult T really aren't put the case in the ; corners. The sub- of her fiance's name Wan Uber withoNs the o18 of the J. cA by do without. Of course, you don't} Washington for your patent t Bae Poa ta anctnon ef st tha patient’ moquent snarl of lege and arma was not It ts more cr y : 7 Tn want to invent anything that’s @ luxury, | one Or two before you and no one ever : Oh, I see," Mrs, Chedsoye looked seen upon the football eld initial, AY $0 Une her own) No political party i8 as good dele aine there aren't enough peopie to |knows how they got the news ae pundly than te Ceonne saat, with the wall, And fore nor as bad after election a8 its|yq, juxuries. Just sitting at the table! Mts. B.—Of course Tl never breathe tt ne And here Lam, duo fur Port Said toe | fo ae Cason rrp ae, “A. G." writes: “I taking a young|owm members claim, you might be able to think of something} Mr. By (slowly and weigntilyy—Well, |e ee a own vin. Shadilon With | "Manet a che wing thax hi », }eame the voice of the referee: room, age va ETAL Ane er me rol know you Hever can tell when (Tve got, down in my eafe,tthe movt inf ot of clrclep scattered over the| cig the Molon My then i cautoin’s| ‘Curses Of Allok Upon these elaine be well known, but she will not. How! Since a Jury of the People has ac- these ideas are going to burst upon you! |KeMous model of @ non-refillable bottle sok arate Gale 4 smeRh¥e'l can do aflar voulare mene e 8.8 dogs! How they fight!” , shall I arrange about filling our dance|quitted the Beef Barons it can no| Mr. B. (hastily)—Say, don't talk Ike that you— vorders in @ fl rh | | shouldn't think of bothering| And Mohammed peered down into the angers 1 de truthfully said that the} that! You make me nervous: If 1 gotta) Mrs. B. (shrieking) —What! A noa-re \ nade vp of{sou, Thanks, though,” corner. ‘Attend to the young lady's order ara, | OMe”, 0% IrMiAfully sai ait down to every meal knowing that|Miaule wottie! Two ahead of you a F. a| "You must have lost your key," guge] One by one the Arabs got up, each en. Then exquse yourself and fil up your| Ike # Om the people: the people | you expect mo to invent something in| Washington! Why, sou overviown bios. ; lets on | Seated Mrs, Chodgoye. amining nit honorae wounds, Georg owa. DP YOU! ARE the joke. the thi of It, TM) get chronic indigee of rube-ttity, don't you know the le added tv a few |, NOs it's been hanging up in the por- {alone remained unmoved, quiet and 4) -—_~ a tlon and then T'll loge the job T got had to put up a spectal building to hold quien and the pretty uoser an iw Mate thes q oH find a said aeae erate Whe GIGS OF the: tte “HON. writes: "I want very much The public is the only animal or| Mrs. B. (b! 1y)—Oh, how yo } abe pate pers of the twenty mill jag at 50 conte, ly glence at his 4 dead?” to go to a party with a young thing that can put itself on @ block, | mother talked around me before T mar-| 100 non-refiiable bottles that have been paragols that will do service hot ot Baas iy Bruch but my parents ins my s|nold its own feet and chop ita own ried you! She kept pointing out to me) Med all along the Hne? rdiine. BAG f Basten & chap 1! wall he my cousin's wedding, which « 0 @ ad Vthat that bulay head of y | Me. cently) But this teem shown in black and « r Veuards) Hasten, then, Bind hts feet end same night. What shail 1 do?" heat of, going to mai tune for {hyaterically)-YOU make &|4 twornoh border wits { hands and cover hie eyes amd mouth, You are olf enough to make y — |said that there never was an at walt until some one tragting color and 4 q We lave but tte time,”* choice between conilicting engagen When the United States CLOTS | a tore like yours who } ' that bump on) wig eiderdown mules will sour ‘There was a long way yet to gn, - a |refused to unscat @ member guilty tw mare tn the worldmand 1 fei) for tt! your head ut WAIT! to: te ‘replace s lx The Kngltsh bart” ‘The Major shook | #28 0 ; of graft they were merely practising Say, I've been married to you ine PRer ai Tho straw bath sli t ad. “A low place, if I remem: | Ever Hear of Guayule? |{,, aiden tule vears and ull that bump does is to make! A Pigtail Craze. ait iinitar attord batit | ca cere 4 hth "kon he wo to buy 4 can ve had a An ou are gotng dressed ik x UAYULE wan for years oves'aokoa | _— [Ee Sark nied hae Pe! A) Ist} anid oom Ng Ag AS BL aeRO Mee ¢ freuen Uke him up tn ‘the burnouee anit or despised; ‘ts rubber evntent) Tue “best seller” is a book that ah heey + fons bead bd ‘Haven't tne to change.” He excused him out to the closed carriage Was considered of little or 10] maxes the greatest succe: euing| > B, (resentfully)—W would you 1749, anc ting copa mad n 4 Welt i search Of a case |i? Waiting, No one in the street seem Value, and when at last acknowledged | "4 y ausceed “NT | rather have me with one of those #10P+lwig had bees adornel with a p th red stripes and dit Jourtous, No one t® the English bar this was sald to be inferior to other ru he reader, Ing roof effects? < looped up ip a black elk bag. As | stitched edge forms a neat fr ecins, Kate,” whisnereg|@eemed It necessary to be. Whatever ber because it did not _ | Mrs. B. (still wotng strong) No. But}an 1858 an old gentleman was seen are very prett i Pils Hoddy ‘of ours is a] happened in thie resort had long deen tropics, Yet in spit “A Judge gives baby grands | on, woul T like ta eam sometimes London with bis # alr thed 1 uP Bree SP Be Ok Se ties Had a hecome an important source of rubver| mother because she has more money! when peorie. meet mi for the first tne skort queue, « n te net f , was going Gh. MOOMIIBed’ Gaia Keel supply, millions of dollars hdve Seen in- than the mother.” Ab: om Lincoln i na Wohata endo: int " ‘ . ny . 1 n “ " gravely whispered that tt wi d @ the industry, factories have! a a re NEM | yal phead your hu. d has pleces of black on the rr \ “ viegue they Were hurrying en erected close to the gua folds | MINE Reve made a success 0 ie i wonder whai's in al) tuat space at the|tunics of officers In the Royal Welan|tineeinen fr 1 and towns have grown up for jome wise judge had turned him over toy of yo anyway? It can't fusileers ave the remains of the ribbon! over a white t a Ser suppose wo might lives and field laborers, to wealthy relatives, ALL be air, o with which the queue was tied, eons & yard, Fesvrvativa on the Ludwig, Sse Las iemecanpomnsocaeeninoaaman omaicaa