The evening world. Newspaper, April 15, 1912, Page 15

“The Evening orld Daily Ma ga zine, Monday. 1 The cree eubiisng Co Coprright, 1913, ( (Tue New Tork World.) ) NAW! 1 WONT +/M-M,SEEMS BY Gouys THAT y OY WILL NEVER eo Beau! y Tone some | f ALL FOI ANY lo; PoP, / Matra THiS Gue a — a a renzo eet Them Was the Happy Days #% (-attitir) Re By Dwis| os Love Songs of A Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland oT Aw old JIMAY 1018, ty The Prem Publidhing Oo, (The New York Wort), || ('D: RuTnen MEET You, Jimmy All Things Come to Those Who Wait, But— | 0 Wwe A Bom PuLeo — B’ the time you've learned to wear o bompadour, | And have reconciled your conecience to a rat, You discover that the “Marcel” 1s no more, (Copgright, 1911, by BobteMerrill Oo.) And they're wearing all their tresses smooth. STNOPSIS OF PROCKDING CHAPTERS. hee vite ond flat, despod™ ek ing American an hig MH later you wil be corey Gor named George val By the tlme you've banted all your hips away, ont S toh 4 aa ho eae oe L And acquired the sylph-like deauty of a slat, “Panniers are coming in,” the papers say, ae “And ‘figures’ will be worn distinctly fat." oe ma ad fram to Jones Meantime Mohammed. orden, fe ihe By the time you've waited vainly for a car, y | 4 ' et t M FF i efll it i erie And, arvearted of your vigtl, sigh, at last, “Oh, well, I think I'll walk; tt den’t far.” AL if i k i é t f ie Bi ice tor to ture’ Joes, I ij j : i Just see the merry trolley whizzing past! gies pened. wfast aie: = Se a a ee By the time the man for whom the sun once rose, ptr) Mona (hg EF Pgs Cg yo ontd. Zi ae Has renounced the cautious role of “elder brother,” =" ‘Yes AUF, wY Ol PAL) “ ry Sacre eos sepican that ‘hed Arp f And concluded, after all, that he'll propose, ! . La fee the at least be wit) 348, fi ie H fi H You have set your heart and fancy on another. Tan Was Ti | Sea Portune By the time your youthfut dreams of love are o'er. Sera CHAPTER XI. os 4nd of every sweet iiusion you're dereft, i : \acallWittinty (Continved,) AX Then Prince Oharming comes o-riding to your door, s 3 Af Epleodie. window an: And all that you can give him, isa—what's left. \ \ a) PS. YE tugged, bet| of, playa ’ ‘ pears on a Reynolds gray velour, anc By the time you've won the goat you set yourself, , [ if M ueteee 3 © wenn es could = And Fame, or Wealth, turns smiling eyes your way. tne To You are ready to be laid upon the shelf, ‘The watcher threw her lf to the villa and play cards with Uncle ore red pom the aha, George, the men who went away and never came back? What of your long Ah, well! "tie HOPE gives Ufc ite finest seat, . nf C pipiheak 7 ' disappearances ens 4 There's a method in this little trick of Fate, AT ‘ - ; ing except that one day you palbonpes The goal te sweet, but, oh, the racc is best! and upon enot Ceso| f. ‘you think that I And the wise will have a good time, while they wait! ; things? You bay See a - |thinga? You have never tried to make | friend of me; you have always done your best to antagonize me, Saat = exes POCKET &. pubic Era hence ami | ith Sem star abs he YCLOPEDA.|.___——————————— re + + hat he looked like? As a MWhat are frecHe a e nappened chen ce were vor vownot} | COMeer Up, Cuthbert!”}|} Interviews With Cupid H I £ r I rf ity if ith HE j 37 f ! 4 i il : it 89-0} what are Conga nee! What's the Use of Being Blae? By Barbara Blair. aoe eect my mind 70 married hin —What consi nervi ip . eee, ithe re of the ous system? By Clarence L. Cullen. Aathor of **The Journal of a Neglected Balidog. do you mean by (hla aimgle, youn of. Oo ag. ge the corridor? HESE five questions will be answered in Wednesday's 1s). \vorid. Here Copyright 1912, by Tho Press Publishing Co, (The New York World). Copyright, 1012, by ‘the Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), artiatic touch of rouge Poy pon Gre the replies to last Friday’e questions: HEN we Quit being Mere Incu-| to Whimp at Home about Being “Over- ee Morris chair, which he ha@ appropriated | cheeks id not disquice the paltor. 1-(W?hat 1s fom and what causes it?) Fos 1s the condensation of the atmos- batore for Great Expectations, | worked!" 14—Punctuality. (HIS Way.) |" wlio et Mr, Genton's, ausetioning | 780 @ue" evide of vu alr, It is Glspersed by the eun ause the sun ' - Wnen your Rival Begins to Belittle | a ‘| “Love ts prompt," he continued re- air to euch @ point that the moisture is dissipated. The fog that hangs over | Every Time W¢ £9 ou it's q eg pe ‘0 Z sisal Gordon looked at Cupld | nectively, “Love, when he can, not only city te often composed largely of dust and smoke. to the Post with a) 1 leing Choke verely, “that Your! a nears when the hour strikes, but he ‘28—(Why cannot water be brought to a greater heat than the boiling point?) Peeve we Finish} “éth your Dust? Seroplane was due) Watches the clock until It 18 not too in- fF i =e iss if s2 f ik ater reaches the boiling point it at once begins to evaporate in steam. =| ; at the End of the _ here @ week 88) tecently early for him to etart for the WSS aor enany sooth ehoula we have and what are the difterent sorte of teeth | Densalaiont Our Experience with the Chape who te take Ue tolrciress novos, Growing imation of Cg wee eoonecd eatledt) A grown person should have 8 teeth, 16 on each jaw. Each set is | way, “I Take a Drink when I Feel Like Olympia, where) nis time ever coming, he decides he will in@letinetiy contin ivided inte four incisors, two eye teeth, four bicuspide, four molars and two We'd Rather "Do" | !t"’ 18 that they have a Mighty Frequent we were to begin), anyhow. Reaching her house, he . ee coulda “wisdom teeth.” a Specified ‘pit'| Set of Sensory Nerves! Our work with) ooncludes tt is Imposstbly early for him MCWhat te the difference between sunstroke and heatstroke?) Sunstroke | Shan awa ATT: Sees ty go in yet and decides to take @ short caused by the direct reyes of the sun upon the head. Heatstroke 1s merely F determinate Sen-| “Dark Forebodings’ and “Loafing "And you told) vai first, He does so, consulting hie ly brought on by exposure to heat or by the “‘mugeinces”’ of the atmosphere tence! Liver" are Coupled in the Betting for reproached | watch every few seconds, Quite #ud-| “Lover pitterly, “T may ooour on cloudy days or even at night. ‘ etn | the Cave-of-4loom Stakes! him, “that love 48) \.niy i occurs to him it 1a Just possible | mood to love any o: wit ee ane (Why do you sneeze?) A sneeze te caused by an irritation of the nerves A Needleitn el pag ALWAYS prom ty watch may de slow. To be sure it | question,” vebement! > cuent an the nostrils, This brings about a spasmodic effort on the part of various sets “ae | When the Bluft gets by the Rummies “That is true") 1 9 perfectly good watch, which has! “I refuse absolutely to anewer yor @atur- gwuscles, &o., to get rid of the irritating substance by driving alr forctbly out- Haystack (@ Noth-| 31's, “preacionce, mingled py ae and Cupld smiled)... neen known to deviate five sev-| Anger waa first to reorgantse its forces; werd, through the nostrils. ing to a Nerve) tonmination:" at me pensively, But no man can tell when the|®d Mra. Chedsoye felt the heat of it fo peng al Lost in the Shuffle! “but not interest, nor curiosity, nor of watches may go wrong. hoes gin eek ativcied lamer Se tone. - We Often Wake Up in the auddte of |UmUseMent. And that is all Tam to you “with the horrible fear clutching bis mand Ene’ oniid og Posies RS rs] both as yet." heart that Ralph Gordon and 1 looked at BIM jt69 too wtoad of being twenty MAD- | Daipadie folly and oversight. Gand end Stamina make a Pair that/the Night just to Gloat over SOME te twenty winutes late | “Then 1 ehall ieav leave you. I will go out Nobody ought to Break to Try for | Bots that ‘we've "Overlooked!" | Betty Vincent's Advice to Lovers Was it our imaginal and has much of the tin Into the world and earn Flush! — my own bread wie, ; tndeed lurk ai pont with Her, he and putter, Ah," @ iittle brokeniy, “if eouth: F — The Bum Grimace docen't Ohange| meaning in the word “y TA Our rings the bell in furious h you had but given me @ little Wodhase, ‘That ‘Way-Up-There Stuff Reads the Taste of the Medicine! |deaire 40 further the interests of thi® ushered in by a maid, who shrinks back | YOU do not know how loyal I should Roslly—but even the Headliner t# 10 | |amail, tyrannical god, were we ourselves jn wondering diemay from the wid-eyed | have been to you! But no; I em always have Geen the child that mann i Hero to the Stage Hand! | It would be Altogether Too @oft if|in danger? Perhaps he read fear {0 young man shoving @ oard at her, He Mat a |the Victima of our Fail-Downs were to|our minds, for he waved our doubdt# ty shown into the girl's awn Iittle re- i - The ‘‘Stern Parent.” | No Irritated Man ever Pulled an Ir-/do All of the 1 4 red Taare eatyine, Geatare What fe peo by velving and Permit usjaside with a careless hand, while he caption room, where she always receives | jawed thene words #ttrred the mothers i : | refutable Argument! HI0 ‘stern parent” problem ompe up every now and settled himself more comfortably in the him, An impertinent gilt clock here re- | calloused heart, moved then in the letters I receive. | Leoread — — Sie. comeeaeriniontess # faith in Me watch, When she| mysteriously, "My ohild!* phe waid tm. The Difference betwen Consctence and | y appears—which {is aome time | pulstvely, holding out her hands, I think I have told you that when it comes to a | : : PP No." . an Alarm Clock 1s that you don't hav rhe mumbles that he happened to! 0." Fortune drew hack. too question of marriage I believe young persons who are of |? Ath oer! oh An Electric Waitress. uraies tans ne appen " J wh the neighborhod much earlier than | Tay iva. aun ae we ¥ in ve 5 you speak of gotn: pected and & — ve | out into the world to earn your sread hen, oe way \and butter, What do you know about and Mr. Gorton | tne world? What could you dot You| Andall the whfle George eat by thr age ehould decide for themeelves, At the last analysis, it| | is they who are marrying, not their parents. Of course it, a : - la wise to Listen to suggestions from the latter, at least it; Znter the Race NOW—the Added these euggostiona are advanced in a kind and temperate | Starter often Cops! was simply cruel fashion, But the final decision ought to be made by the — b 1 pid. "She told me! have never done anything but read ro. | Window and watehed, and at lenwth fl) parties chiefly interested, Took Dinner last night with an ol! t * loved devotedly, yet I mever| mantic novels and moon about in the | {nto @ frame of mind that was trritable, i " w that to be on time.” flower garden, Foolish chit! Harm Mr, |traseible and ee!f-condema ‘And There is @ change in the altuation when the young man | Chief who, Twenty Yorrs ago, Fired us | VELOCH girl? Jones? Why? For what purpeset 7 |When he found that MMs” precious or woman 1 under age and fa living at home and supported | and then Too’ ve Buck Seven Times.» | ipid looked at htm with interest, hAV® no more interewt in bim than 1¢|YMortes was gone hte condition was by the paren Under these circumstances it 1s rather | ‘Two Months—and Still we're Buddies ie eee 4a yawn. What wom. 26 were one of those mummies over | the essence of Aisagreeadle emo- aiMeult not to @ obedience in the matter of callers and — | vie interested tn the dimoussion of aq, in th museum, And T certainly meant tone, 18 was beyond him how any one lovers, Twenty-one fe time enough for rebellion. Your Rival doesn't Care Much for |g 2 dle the Mah ane Wena? ae ay ie I should have fone 20 | cout tere mae he agter falled to y aA nan by the m e t afn't taken the task | wi , { sonally decide the important question | YOUr Excuses, but he Loves to 1 i 1 he to the description of a shoulders, Tam in’a hurry | the porter, And surely sir" aa A Fickle Girl. of marriage. your Bie tue val by some on ede, there ts no detatl m going out to Mona | with wings could have gained entrance Aer) + I love a young ledy,| a emt . x | too trivial to claim her eager attention, [va let Celeste off for tt arr : pol ag aa py iA appears fond of me,|,,\7% W." writes: “The man T love has| All Ups and No Downs would Ma ‘om the way she does her hair to the please unhook my watst and do not the hablt of drinking and saya that 1| Most of us Dizzy! jam the only one whe can keep him head abowt Mr, Jones.” she mente, he reported hig joss once to in. But tf . buck pon her davghter, the management; and the management ay she does her complex » man himself insiwte At other times ahe refuses my invita- tons, and will scarcely speak to Me) wway trom it, Do you advi | t, Shackleton missed the South & re to fdent that #he had for the eet about the inatter with oelestt Do you think I should continue her | thy dimou " ON Tae (8 | Sone OO St Pechde ce ssiether ime muporessed the thetrtent rebettion, || At half afler seven every eal acquaintance?” | Not until he hae been on probation for | Food—and he's Never Let Out a Wil d tneer of Paris gave, vntre of the table. By touching Bhs. Reard FOrnne OrOmiDR ik 5OMm 4 examined, witheut the 1am afraid you will not find much |» yeer or two, pics A & toy for!a button on @ elrou.ar tvory indicator MMlmatt "Ang noticeable result, 2 pleasure tn {t, ag sho 1s 60 changeable, A ae Wa cal chactian ena lae alte oan performs an| see picture), messager are eloctricaily ee nd to he found, George felt the lose ‘ ‘HN. writes: ‘Iam very much tn! getves @ Little Bit, the Bont of It! act being @ source | trangmitted to the kitchen for such ar- ; (To me Continued.) keenly, He wae not 60 that he "@, C."" writes; Bhould a young tady |!ove with a girl who says whe does not piciceond ‘of a Popular Me-y; ticles @e bread, knives, forks, water, could affard to lose both Ea at the age of twenty-three elew her |oare for me, How can I win her affec-| our Idea af the Gmeary Stuff fe the, vhantcs, from which the napkin, &e. The cook places them on ~ EXERCISE, ; t the thousand pounds he had parente te choose the man she mar- | tion?” ' 4econe gained through Sycophancy! cut 1# represented. It consists the ear, and the train ts started for tre, Knioker—Can you get your bool it, Illa fiege thought had been ef ee ‘etest” ‘You must just keep on being nice to pha miniature electric train, which oa the dining Foom, ‘The outfit cost ahout | yintoned without bending your knessy ‘ m: bub. OM tk anno} but Me wee nreved (et Sree Na, Yodeot, Every man and every | nor, in the hope tbat she may change| 4m Inner Voice always Tells us that dishes along the passage from tife | $200 and the train wil easily carry @| dre, BockerCertatnly; | make iy and *hg was too wise to annniaie her at least, no one had seam Aim, women after coming ef age should per | hey mind, , we're Goamping the Job when we Bagi kitohgn to the dining room, running to tpe| load of twenty-five pounds, usband do it—tlarper's Basar, | songue, much aa ahe longed to 49 (Te Be gs 1 Reet EY a RRC gg TC Said! mes DRE a anaes aoe tte