The evening world. Newspaper, April 6, 1912, Page 9

a ‘ aa Mey rere World. Daily { " . agazine, Saturday, WHEREVER 1 4@ SOrtEBODYS NARI, LOVE —= HERES A Pact Anay fhor The LOVE~SicK FegLS- ILL Unt THE LIGHT AN READ ry PapeR| UNDISTURBED For ONCE 1 Find *Patches’” end Follow the Stringl Schooldays # (emer) w By Dwig a bv NEED A New HAT, Too -) YouR OLD ONE LOOK SHABBY. RBetty Vincent’s Advice to Lovers al The Easter Bride. 7: Py HOP® thatthe Easter bride knows her Joby ‘ a ] When 4 man marries @ woman he expetts @ real home, here are just two ways open to the young wite $f Silhouetteville Repartee_ eeenenrernrerennnennnnnnnannnnmannnnnanenananat twrecenaeseete id ("pS teis = ) Bid By J. K. Bryans ‘whe does not wish to shirk: Either she may earn enough money outside her home to pay for the well-trained eervice ‘which will keep the domestic ‘machinery cunning emeothiy, or she may guide the machinery herself, The majority of Drides still follow the letter courw, But #0 many tof them have not received. proper: training! Would any one of you girls expect to hold down @ position in an office {f you didn't know how to do the work? Why should you expect « hairy ra Position as wife if you are tgnorant of the commonest duties of the homemaker? Think it over. Young man since childhood, but some ,, AnAppointment Breaker. times when we meet he doesn't even athe G." writes: “My flance professes bow to me, Shall Z continue to speak fo love me, but he continually breaks| to him?* Mppointments. The Jast time it was for] Not if you feel that he is purposely | @ card game, What shall I do?” rude to you, ST suggest that you neglect him a . 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You uxe. To SEE acu verge] G@OO-D-NGHT! Ch BARGAING, * “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” eee Beater tettctaattiattiachs 38 What's the Use of Being & There'Ié a Lot of Lugk By Clarence L,. Cullen. Cappeertd, 1912, by The Fram Publishing On, (The Mew -Xork Work). TALL only when you're Greggy— top the Geng bas Got ¢e Ringt ee wires Poum « TAttle of Todays Gough—Then de your Planning éar for a “Touch” we Hate to 1 the “Toucher's" Iie ebout the Day, Hour and Minute whep de'e Going to vey we Meek! ‘We'd rather have Trouble Bunch ite Hits and Clean us» Proper in Jig-Time than bave it Pull an Extra Inning Game en us! over our Faults as we Ourselves but @ Lot of People Pretend to From what we can Make Ous- Reading the Papers, there must be Lot of Chiggere in t! We Hear s Lot of Chaw about the J Bateman who Out-Guesees the Pitcher! the Cornucopia ef Plenty but Generally when we jay two to one! Good, but it's a Mighty al that he'll Whitt Out we Cop! get a Clutch On! No matter how Rosy the Prospects look, we Prefer to Walt to See the Color of the Check!