The evening world. Newspaper, April 6, 1912, Page 8

= World Daily Magazine, Pa “April 6, 1912) * AARC ARON IORI DOLD DEEP EP OOOO OOD OOCOOCCOLCELEAR, je (-aetitie) 4 By Maurice Ketten THE “RIB"{ Fie American Women” DONT Worry iF You HAVEN'T A Néw EASTER HAT By Helen Rowland. ANYTHING GOES THIS YEAR. EASY To MAKE ONE “eet, Covrriatt, 1012, tw The Pree Publshiae Oo, (The Mew Tek Waa, \ oF bac another ptilipplc against the Asmerican The Evenin Saturday, e Mann [Why Not? # ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Published Daily Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos, 68 to 63 Park Row, New York. | RALPH PULITZER, President, 63 Park Row, J, ANGUS SHAW, Treasurer, 63 Park Row, PH PU R, Jr, Secretary, 63 Park Row, a Entered at the Post-Office at New York ag Second.Clann Matter @ubscription Rater to The Bvening| For England and the Continent and ‘World for the United st ‘All Countries in the International Woman!” exclaimed the Rib, filnging @ewa the tad anh eee 49.75 THe newspaper, with an impatient shrug of her pinks ae, tulle shoulders, “ ‘Swedish Writer Flays American Women,’ ” Sasieaeal SUPPER she quoted with a wry ttle mouth, “Why dose An o 8 to burst into print ‘flay’ the American +eeeNO, 18,491 | HAT. "the matter with her, anytiow?” she fintshed | VERY | b ‘She's too popular,” returned the Mere Man ICE MAD. | FETCHING . ROWLAND “Of course,” agreed the Rib, dimpling, “And 4nd too lucky, and too pretty, and pampered, and petted, and Word she's IT! Hut it 18 hard, that @he should be called names, Sunday, in the newspapers—and by her OWN ex, at that.” * “Oh well,” protested the Mere Man, ‘the only way a woman can be wure of making herself heard Is to ray something mean about another woman, don't worry, It's as good advertising for you as it 1s for them. If they it up long enough you'll soon be as popular as @ suppressed novel or a pi it is ‘acored’ by the clergy. F yak “We are now," gied the Rib, "That's why so many fore'gn men Come ever here in search of wives. Tell a man that a woman fs all she ought to be and he'll take your word for ft; tell him that she isn't—and he'll tmmediately pro- ceed to investignte, His curiosity {s aroused. And of course once a man hae SEEN the American woman, he won't be happy ‘til he gets her, But it's a pity!” And she sighed again. “I don't quite see the connection,” said the Mere Man, apologettcally. “It's a pity,” explained the Nib, “that every time the papers want a thrffle ing feature the: a denatured female into rinning down ber sex—and then, go print {t. That's the cute litte way in which man has managed to keep woman in her place all these years, As long as they can keep us fighting among ourselves they know that we won't be dangerous. United, we MIGHT stand; but divided, we fall all over each other. You never heard of a MAN running down his own sex, did you, Mr, Cutting? No indeed! They form @ hollow equare, and fight back-to-back, instead of wasting their time and energy scratehe Ing at one another, “Heavens!” exclaimed ths Mere Man tn mock horror, "No woman would DARE turn her back on another, for fear of being torn to tatters.” No," agreed the Rib dolefully, “but we never will get square with men une til we can be ag square with each other as men are.” Oh!, and she clasped her hands dramatically, “I wish T could do something to make women SEE the folly RTY CENTS a hundred pounds to all enstomers, old and) new, will be the price of ice the coming summer, in spite of | the unprecedented crop last winter. The edict of the ice} companies has gone forth. The Evening World holds no brief for the ice magnates. Nor Goes it beliove that they fix their prices in transports of charity and benevolence. But there are one or two things worth remembering when the ice bill looks big. | No city in the world absorbs and wastes so much ice as ‘abo fl a York. If ice be a luxury and sign of civilization we may fairly claim to be ahead, in this reapect at least, of all the great cities of Enrope. | Nowhere on earth does the general public demand ice so lavishly, so Wastefully, for so many purposes, In London, Paris and Berlin ice is rarely served in drinking _ water @ upon request. In this country water, wines and light ; Grinks are iced to a degree that horrifies the European. That ice | R, spoils the taste of most drinks makes no difference. We will have it. | i Rhine wines, sauternes, even red wines, are. frequently served 4 here in ice buckets. No Frenchman or. German would dream of | ‘0 the American man,” explained the Mere Man apologetically, “It must ‘wa @rinking these things at more than cellar temperature. In England | of scrapping among themselves instead of standing up for one another in the ' beer is never chilled, and even whiskey and soda, the “highball,” is| i" orney eevee Uli" Wenn the Mere Stan cheertetly, “an toni Mecemerael Pa oftener than not taken without ice, . | ‘oO women and one man still left In the world. But why do you read these a Dine at a New York restaurant and note the ice used at a} | MFaRE KO'beb. IELUHOY WOA'E BES b BAW mote in our eve, Mr. Cutting: @ new F; single meal. The glass of drinking water contains three or four ‘ek!n, or a new folble to hurl at ua But they all babble in the same old broe ag big lumps of ice renewed from time to time as the dinner goes on. | nay heed by he tree SIGURLae Laxcnitcitenens Pu oy cits awed i. : Halabi | . er neglect of her husband, sexs. y tht ie Melon is brought resting on @ solid cake of ice with a hole scooped é hen~ The TeDoy HAT. Ver ually declares that Just one glance which an American girl casts at ‘a in the top. Oysters aro served nestling in four or five inches of | : ME FUT.Y Y her vis-a-vis across the Seentncta Seite cause her to be MISUNDERSTOOD i ii if i =VERy: hink of it!” Mi _ eracked ice. Wine comes in a bucket of ice. The dessert, if it be! Cure | ejaculated the Mere Man delightfully. 3 . Sruit, has been surrounded by ice up to the lest minute. The ereme | lompliment!” repeated the Rib tn astonishment. de menthe is sipped from a feathery mass of powdered ice. have gotten in by mistake.” Decidedly we are a city, indeed a nation, of ice cranks, Whether | 4 thes “Thank Heaven—and the American man! A woman can still flirt tm be . A s country! sighed the Rib. “It's one of the few blessings that remain to us. we should not be better without so much, whether most wine and! the American man ever becomes so decadent and egotistical that we can’t emil fruit does not lose flavor from being over-icod, is beside the point. Wisely or foolishly, we insist upon having ice. And of all articles +g of earthly comfort is there any that deteriorates and perishes more | § rapidly and certainly from the earliest moment? | All day long, in millions of drinks, in thousands of ice water pitchers tinkling through the corridors of hotels, in thousands of at him across the table without being ‘misinterpreted,'—if flirting ever becom & misdemeanor on this side of the Atlantic, then—then, I want to go off some- where and die, Mr. Cutting!” jo do I!" agreed the Mera Man emphatically, “But it never will The American man knows when he's got a good thing ‘ the Rib starting to rise, “The best thing on earth,” answered the Mere Man positively, “The honest, | frank, delightful, «mart, coquettish, up-to-date, adorable American woman, The | woman with whom he can work, play, chum—and FLIRT! The woman with all D7} vag biryd oma in big office buildings, in the freezers of confectioners | the chie of the Parisienne, the beauty of the English girl, the domesticity of the 5 ii y | nausfrau, the charm of the si ‘ina, and American sense of humor to Wot, a Bo wonder New York has a big ice bill! anks, EVER so much, Mr. Cutting!” murmured the Rib humbly. “Thet’e " * ———_-4 2 _______ % OUR LOWLY STAGE. = : = ‘4 WELL-KNOWN theatrical manager laments the ignorance Ke eeRERE EE EER KEKE EERE REE E EERE EEES | T h e WwW ee k , s W as h } i and impudence of young American actors and advertiscs in Gi By Ma-tin Green. _in the newspapers for serious-minded, ambitious youths who sre willing to learn. : “Never have I known,” he says, “such a dearth of young, manly sectors who are in any way fitted to play parts that presupposo Gentle breeding, a proper respect for women and general manliness.” Be * He has no usc for the average young American act who loafs | { about theatrical clubs, never dreams of improving himself and whose one idea is to talk familiarly and patronizingly about really dis- = * tinguished people in the profession. This manager offers to take bly Mrs. Jarr Enacts the Alluring 11) Role of “‘Arbiter of Elegance.” | rir iin wna ves rosin co cm now vom won , f ASARALAARASAAANAIAABANAALAARAABAAAS “] WENT to one of those cabaret) 60 cents for the privilege of hearing # ‘ shows the other night, the cause hain't I broke my back cooking) “My dear Mrs, Dusenberry," she re-jaction, ‘The word ‘dinner’ for the eve- head polisher, “I ‘wonder, what lane for Gabe and the hands back in] marked, with icy sweetness, ‘compari- [ning meal comes naturally as the wi the chow purve: ‘aylor Township, Indiany, before I be-|sons are odious. And, with all due re-|of people who do not consider eating ext i came a lone widder livin’ on a Gov'ment| spect to the rude virtues of the worthy | with their knives, eating in their shirt= Ti te an besaiarine wae: aiebics jople of Taylor Township, Indiana, sleeves, or taking soup with vocal os- “Howe: crop Gad other raral sections, something |tentation and otmerwine utters eohoms said the laundry ‘However, I suppose the boob wilt D | man, “I wonder/keep right on increasing @ ‘never took | may be sald in favor of the little nice- jing good manners at the table, ag the what the patrons ie maiaueacientiat ts s ‘ilesed dancers who would be given the bum's berry would a A nothing from nobody.” tles of urban life, Li .1 in diction and | epitome of all that {s worthy of emu- : ~ | under his wing and protection any young man of good deportment ae jiation.* ° teat | Sr aticcatt 1 la | caccren certocars: But ene rad ee ! who is willing to study and work. CPeeerreereeeereereereerrererrrrrrrrrrres esd pees pe HSnekretana © word said patrons who aces will dent no further the bank Fold -. _ We notice that the manager makes fi i : : . 1 silnat . are paying for the|of youre truly.” rat and special mention t ¢ slinging some slurs beca: BS 4 ‘ . 1912, by The Press Publishing Ca, , cabaret shows and - ef. diction ani voice culture. Nothing could be more desirable) "7 tthe'Niw kort Wer). omestic la 0} wes. bids hi) Be oe eae Oe they tell me some : than to have even in the most modest of our theatres constant ex-| 66 be Ad Rel id Cael By Alma Woodward, | fenberry, “But T want to tell youn shirt eevee ey * «ame £, t + Me ” | | i \@mples and object lessons in plain, clear pronunciation and phrasing. ig Dench the lady Fag eege AAS 8. 9808 oe wt up. ‘6 ‘| cate Sonmectioni' Seiya the i # £3 i i t #3 her, “I note that one ; : Graceful manners and drawing room easo are charming acquire. |e inert Fepented” the » Gepartin “star wa added i eae = Ti allias saliest con. {D> Ruttoned up to hide gresse spots On| | staurant men going aa ont ane our leading theatrical managers 4 ‘Z ments for those who have time to practice them. It is always pleas. | guest” meDinner as in the middie ot tne| Has It Happened to You? | versing Ratt te ay use than etic Sen | are bushed for novelties? The sho saye's Jo4 9¢ Tenderloin thentrea arta 3 * ent to see them on the stage. day, It's nearly 7 o'clock in the ¢ Seone: & gubtey trele, Mrs, J, (wule-ty)—Thomas! havea fork? Drat tho things! They makes &@ growing noisier and nolster, Tt / id into garages within @ coUnipes, by F : a Hain't inking of supper (Mr, “and Mra." 3, enter breathlewty and seat} you got the tickets? g | looks to me as though they will be at . f : : a But speech is something that everybody uses daily hundreds of|" “Why, "no, "Stra Dusen ry nai | thematives,) Mr. J. (grunting)—Yes! Ry nicking Tae ae in tng thelr patrons sham battles or rati-| There ts considera nly ‘more entertaaas 5 ‘times. Tt cannot be denied that our schools and even our colleges | 37% Jar with an indulgent smile, RS. J. (fiahing for her hand: | Mra, J. (inaistently) In which pocket |rhetr mouth! And T knowed for a fact |Foad wrecks or boller explosions pretty | est mention, at that,” replied the “ ‘ how fail to produce high standards of spoken Enel; The evening meal ts called ‘dinner’ by tesnier in Lid i have you got the tickets, Thomas? ‘that Lem Larabee's necond boy, Late, tn | #90n- laundry man. “And ¥ doubt not that i eomel “4 ei poken English. Parents |the dest people, you know.’ ag)—My goodness! fe) Mr. J. (with bitter humor)—In the lteying to Jab a hull apple dumplin’ in| “Not long since, T entered a restau: | cone of our theatrical managers would ij ere horrified at the varinties of slip-shod English their children bring | ."N% 1, 4an't know.” replied the plain to give @ ty to the editors gray suede one that hangs around my |nig mouth at wunct with a fork stuck | rant which used to be my favorite feed: jt etter o nite eae Fs. “ - ho are dear—the o1 c | ( is ‘ast running garages, 4 4 B | o4 country lady, tartly, “And, further. of the comic papers w! neck, dear—the one I carry my jewels himself in the tongue, and it got pixened | ing pla: I hadn't been there for|-%, bs a ome, even from the begt private schools, more, YOU don't know. Who do you|always talking about the men who|int pina io Se. and {t got pissed | Oe thay Owacotte, walter No. m, the| ccod shows have done & Road baste tn Affectation and ovgr-conaciousne: i . mean by ‘the best people,’ anyhow? fave to wait for the women to drers!| Mrs, J. (coldly)—Spare your sarcasm, ver isneas are as little to be desired in evening meal is called ‘supper’ | How long did I have to wait for you was going round fer th whole days| only Broadway lobst l with the end of his tongue sticking out | captivity who has never been accused speech as in manners. inti inti feeling for the eae. Bat gaa Settact pronunciation and somo| rom: and Z want ¢o tell|to finish Greasing tonnteht eh? Sr tickets sco auch tuck to-(I!K*, %,,F64 mattrese out of a garret/ of owning a row of fat houses tn Har i » ey i i. ee -} = ” his te spoken language are worth having. ‘always called it supper and (s|these clothes on for three | winder! lem, led me to a reat a ‘ i ‘ 4 ‘ears and | night! “ a of oom there was , Every additional example on the stage is 60 much help toward making | #9!ne to keep on calling {t supper 's you know it! When you've got to use| Mrs. J. (almost in tears)—Tan't that oi The advantage of sabbing a fork tate Across ‘one end of the ri - them instinctively appreciated and demanded, °| the good, honest, hard-working, God-!q_ shoehorn to get into your trousers/ just like you? We can't indulge In'that 1 do not care to discus: ? id fearing folk that ts the real ‘BEST /and a bicycle pump to draw the alr/opera on your measly salary. ANd ytrg. Jarr, with much hau ———$o—— —— People,’ and there hain't no othe: out of your lungs before you can dut-/when somo one is kind enough to send not inclined, however, to e and seated on the stage was ald | what I took to be Sousa’s band, ‘Am I in the wrong place? I asked | Owgooste. . EIGH}EENTH CENTURY REPORTING. eOe hb ee Pork ton your vest, how do you muppose vou lus tickets, even then you'd like to de- lige decay of our natural character, the| "No, air,’ he replied, ‘We are run- nosy quring the reason just closings he ‘ 5 3 can be finished in a minute prive me of the plea ia | 7 Dee ere hare coi lon L In the Caledo loupe Meto acnare Glick shen breaking down of all moral princtple, | ning a cabaret entertainment here cireus at the Garden 1s doing the biggest tal mian Mercury for March 3, 1724: eae eettise alanee cient aves Mit. dm Wonee 60: Pay (May 00 much| Mr. J. (putting his hand in his vest |came about when we endeavored to con-| That is our orchestra, We have tWenty> /tnisincas it hax enjoyed in ate yeorm We hear that my Lord Arniston, one of the ordinary lords lem an that there MudridgerSertth wom (Ot, ents arn ie 889, | pocket)—Oh, for the love of——see!—now | duct ourselves with some regard to de-| two singers and dancbrs besides. Tiere appears to te plenty ot aecer te y Tor when these opera ticke sent toiT feel ‘em in my pocket-I feel ‘em oa flay! ale moni of seesiong (2 dood, an. Silly chit! With her face all fixed cent manners at the ‘table and elve-| “Then the orchestra struck up and circulation. But Ip jike p al what: rides e Gores in the| Ont (ane vonce wepten ale you could |Now, are you satisfied? \where; and, hence, we will constder the fat woman with frease paint on her lare papering their In the next issue: ireus shows.” ‘Dinner!’ Dinner, ine ne Ne a Sawant |) Met ae etat anions ami, latscussion closed, and again T ask you night, some of them sending over to | deed! , ’ } ir. J. (resentfully)—Say, utd ir. J. (decidedly)—Not on your life! the pleasure of your company Jersey , § : It was by mistake in our last that Lord Arniaton was dead, Good! DERRY le she geod, ella Ail give a plugged nickel to have Caruso] And have all the people opposite Inugh: |. ® Land’ Jersey after tt ely audiences, “With only occasioned by the rendezvous of coaches, hard by his Lordship's as ae yaeone nage tt bee tI me to sleep every night of my ing at me for a henpecked Heinle! | «7 wouldn't eat supper in this houre Pe wil the eet eae lodging ‘ i ml 4 + Pe) iite «Do you think: I'm going to give When I tel! vou I feel ‘em that's al I was patd for tt!" rhrt'tel the weed 1 ail imitating: shat were to attend the funeral of a son of the Rt. Hon, — = sso=s |up eating for THIS? jihats necessary, We got out at Molnr iste “aty tearte seat tobe wie hese few; and with many managers! The Hevl of Galloway; wherefore his Lordship‘ di - ih Im eritically)— | 1 i ido 7 : MW operating on borrowed capital, ¢e pe pardon and Watered Stock Mrs, J. (looking at him ally) |next station, all the fal dala and folderrota of the to nenraduse the guasesnar’ ce fomily ts humbly craved, 1] Sometimes I wonder how I ever mar-| Mra, J, (fussing up a dIt)—Yes. Ti neonie T know {n this town, puttin’ on ieee ihcis ture’ tee * oe wh ‘ rled you! ‘There's nothing a Wit spir-| know, (Roto voce) Ten't that man|tretr at Laldatemedan teenihee| i ir business, vith no wea anmamamanee ; | rs an oxether | ShiginAbIe Ab bos Gila + {tual about you-you're material, ab- over there, with the woman in aray.|its qese ander a barn floor: callin’ | saad at box office prices further TEMPERANCE AND LABOR ARE THE TWO TRUE solutely material, handsome? Why doesn't your collar! supper ‘dinner’ even when {t's only a| face and rice powder on her chest wan- parte tagger al epee dine row, It le PHYSICIANS OF MAN. Mf, J. (irvlog, $0. extract Biportion Of look Hike his, ‘Thom penny red herring dered around tie room singing into) Nonder, (iat the prospect for oe E Mr, J. (enraged): cpa ore bie ts people's Strangely be pply of 5 an JEAN JACQUES ROUSSEAU. here—if you're gotns: to start that sort )nis neck hasn't. tncre ty acne of the people seemed decrease in the supply of theatres tg! Born April 6, 1669, ot thing I'm gong to get out at thol quarter Inches In circumference since} «wwe ghall, nevertheless, endeavor to; “When I could make myself heard )*° 108) a eaten * | next station, I'm suffering tho agonies: he last wore it! Anything else you'd | axis: under the affete restrictions vou| above the uproar 1 ordered en old Lapis d of the— lke to know? ‘Mra, Jarr, “and we shall} atandby in this particular refectory, They Do Come Back, Mra, J. (behind her gauge fan)\—| Mra, J. wise and looks long-suffering, inner. which we will call Tripe a la Jeft Letters from the Peo le Thomas! There are people altting next| wre. J. (as they rise to exit)—Yo Yom and you kin call wages R Tt was some dish tn the olf| ¢¢y SHH, mld the head pall ip to yout er take the tickets out, Tom, be lary, too, and think yer the more| days, belleve ae whan maaan ] Hinata than Gn tat ace shen, wad Si cause we're , On bedibited toned fer !t,” rejoined the lady! connection w! ret entertain. who Was suppose, dead i Mr. J, (growing purple) Tat them ait! late now, and if you h ve ‘nigh rT Jott Yh ry it ith the cabaret entertal; posed to be we Am Reo of Extravagance, palling. We must call a halt and try Don't look at met TI don't want you ito fumble for them tn the lobby we'll /trom Indiana, “but that don't make the| ment it tasted like @ portion of desic | come back and declared himself allve™ | Ip ol al aba lash Tf cansinle to eet, the tecele’ chntattk to look .at me—T don't want any one|pe tater still. pay any diese cated suspenders, Other food wasn’t the! “Ryidently," remarked the laundry | to look at me! I know I look Ike an exdamation from Mr. 3.| «Maybe you're right.” sald Mrs, Jarr,|jsame, And when I got my check I (There iso eudden ans without any one telling mo so! | His letter half ture to we constemation on Bie]. MS one vou be neighborly and stay|' found that tho prices were not the! Z have heard a good many theories|DAck to the times when our fathers did raintow:hnet- countenance anda eon to supper?" same eithe * | everything on a saving basis. The peo- pop ca doed SNS, ‘The ety |ple of to-day do not know the worth thet of a dollar. Children are not taught to Mra, J. (resignedly)—There you gol] ticket STUBS In his nntatretched beni Now, aid T say @ word? I'm sure I'm| Mr, J, (stammering)—Why, these |". 7 NO, wine ertea the olf lady, in boosted from 20 to 33 sould be very generally applied to the| be industrious and economical, Extrav. \ rl cal, ° Just as gentle and amiable as @ woman |these are from the last time we went | ,, ake cookies for the children, The beer had not been rained way people of to-day have got into the | agance is rampant on every hand. The can be. And here you begin to rant |t! yeare ago—they’re no good, are ee 4 * + but adit of doing things, Who knows any-| fact {s we have too much and are wast- thing @bout “economy? Our Govern-|!ng it in extravagant ways, Every. and rave like @ lunatic for no reason they? —_—_—— at all, Tf you get all excited 11k; Mrs. J. (ice In her every tone)—Good! mene fe run, I think, on extravagant | (ins Jp cheap enovsh there it no high) abow much milk de you get from your clothes will burat or something—|Where are the others, Thomas? Hie EXPERIENCE. he coffee was ail te Mines, A “billion dollar Congress!” And | sang economy, cut out wanterulnece — your dairy?” " then you WILL look a pretty sight,| Mr, J. (shivering)—I think, if T re] xXnicker—Zt must be thrilling to treed te ot, b Lace py a ARE Serhaps 1t may soon be a trillion dollar | the high cost’ of living will vanish, “re gallone a day. We sell|won't you? member rightly, that they're in my,| where man never trod before. tn deterioration of food, shrinking of |man, wan influenced by the example Congress at the gait we are going. Our HBNRY J, WILBUR, | elxty gallone of that and keep ton| (Mr. J, darkens to beautiful shade other clothe-—T think— Rocker—It ta, Try trecking up your| in deterioration, of to anos at toast ‘of some of uur leading peilinaseee Squon are getting to be something ap- Millerton, N. ¥, ; for ourselves.” of king blue and glares her into silence, Mre, J.-You THINK!!! wife's pet rug.—Harper's Basas. portions 5 Doliticiane’ «