The evening world. Newspaper, March 7, 1912, Page 16

The Evening WARNS Daty Deon Bender by the Frese Pubtehing Comesay, Son, 68 ts ‘Ses arene ‘ sececeees NO, 18,461 INTO THE EASY CHAIR! ABOR is coming into its own! L “There ia absolutely nothing the laboring classes cannot have!” cries the Rev. John Haynes Holmes in a jubilant letter of 4rultation written to the Evening Post anent the coal crisis in England. The Doctor goes on to say the victory is as eure as the rising of to-morrow’s sun and heartily thanks God for it! What is this “own” that Labor is coming intof Is it Gapital? 5 What else can it be? Since the beginning of industrial society what a ne aeeneenee pain, gelling over up from i Out of the-quecsure- ent what ‘become of tt? . ——+- WHAT'S A MAN WORTH? MAR who-coms €100-a;year-may be capitalized on « four i + per cent, bests as wouth $25;000. ‘The peosidient of the Rovk Island Reftwey has sent out ciroalars to bis empleyess appraising them ecoording to their earn- q ing capacity. He calculates the man earning $19.28 « week ts worth , about the cost of a locomotive. “Only,” he adds, “you oan make a yourselves worth more, while « locomotive can’t. It ree.s with you te raise your own eapitetization to $50,000, $100,000 or even to $500,- THAT IRRESISTIBLE WAWE of Roosevecr SENTIMENT al flit 1077 Wy 900. Therefore be careful about your food, treat your body de- cently, and ebove ali feed your satu.” A neat way ef bringing home stimulating fects. To the ambi- tious $1,000 man thet ciroular will suggest ways and means of push- i ing his capitalised value up to efx figures. The shiftless $1,000 man |. will eagerly start to figure how te-con pawn himecif right eway. a ey : THREE TIMES THREE! nine-feot hotel chest teagan on the line, this time before the Assembly Committee on Public Health. A hotel propri- etor registers & plaintive protest on the ground of shrinkage. Must he be fined and sent to jal under the law, he aske, because his origina! nine-foot sheet has shrank efter several washings to eight 4 feet nine inches? ¥ That's easy. Under « nine-feot law he shoul buy « ten-foot x cheet. Timt would allow for « lot of dhrinkuge, We wonder he didn’t think of it, already given three plain, everyday Tt covers the feet, 18 turns down, cool, smooth inen aguinst face ani hands, It keeps germs reasows mmy be total fond of hang ra Hla wenn Guests fond of hanging —_—_———— chou! the Japances of this oity be eo anxious to have the twenty-one hundred Japanese cherry trees which their country hes presented to New York planted around Grant's ‘Tomb? Ts there, then, mo Washington Square? eS 4 UL toning tho Seapet © Indy We tas cre er en shooting of the Mayor ts likely to lose even the $3,500 fee the city would have given htm. There ere times when modesty ‘and celf-restraint are the best boosters, —_—_ have uncovered the Browdway of Pompeii with remains | of restaurants, petrified fruits and meats, and e vewsel con- taining water two thousand yenrs old. Same effects any day im our Broadway without digging. ———— fp. 0° Bos chines women piyein whe aye tn 8 Obfcago women physician, who che herself, Small footers stand pat! cable: Letters from the People ae “any E33 Hate Hp i MU 4. PLIPPANCY. to be @ melancholy Dane, with « shock \LIPPANCY, as a love-kilier,| S0%°fer on all the Joyousneye thet may works alowty tut with Borgte- | "UPble In your heart. loves wante the object of her| it, devotion te treat her serious-|souled and jolly, #0 “seneidie,” as men iy, alwaye—and to be ae fitppant as] put it, hee the seed of @olemnity bios fe knows how to be with every other|#oming in her soul just woman he meets. Because, in her judg-|!t’@ ber misfortune that face and Wont, where there te depth of feeling) *F™ Go not lend themesives to the there con never be Dippanby. sensitiveness that she feels. We a ragged the} 08 the other hand, ehe who te given Qwagio eye and tenes, sob-etrangting | of socrates va. Schopenhauer, is hardly The woman who looks #0 whole- “Yeo-s-0!" ft'e the truest thing under heaven! You must firet look tong into ‘her eyes, then drop your lids It's #trange, too, that women with the |you were about to thro Uke gurety, The women Who) weenest eense of humor will demand| shoulders and your ma! ly bosom with ® greet intake of breath; and then, Gevouring her with @ hungry glance, ‘et your lunge exhaust through your eame—and|clenched teeth in @ long, World Daily Magasine, Thursday. lowly as if fit, reise your hissing It sounds like an exercise for taking superfluous fiesh off the bronchial tubes, dut ft really te an Al formule to Burne-Jones posing and discussions | by which to ain her eternal adoration! Never be misled by the hail-fellow- ‘one that are necessary to produce the/ ever offended by fitppancy in men,|well-met attitude in ‘women—that is third act of mainly because they're afraid of her. love me?” You nrustn’t anewer: “You bet your life I dol” or “Gure that your love thing, kid!" your Follow the String! Schooldays Denatures GeograFy- eur: Class Stan uP | anual = Westen Wemseneea ? Aut (7 A SHAG ApeeT Cuma D Rwen tro? wanes, seu" ea wood You RUTWOR Rise on Se? i THO Basr, when you begin to make love to them. If @ woman says to you: “Do you| Even though she does wear linen collars, end string ties, and knows how to sharpen « pencil, her heart is fluffy and she wante just es much cuddling and/biue ribbon Don Juan cultivate the @he wort believe you, even though | soul-stuff ae the next one I wonder how many men realize that they have queered themselves with the sirla of their hearts just by being flppant. THEY know that their love n@ they can’t understand down to love, you've GOT to be serious. Women can seo humor tn everything but love—and though there are barrels of fun tn Cupid's pranks his victims are stone blind to it. When the honeymoon ts a reminis- cence, and Husband Dear cuts the time Umit of his evening kies trom thirty to five seconds, IAttle Bride turns on the weeps and KNOWS his love is dying! At all stages of the game shun fitp- Pancy, and !f you want to be « real, tragtc note—it does the trick! Fairy Tales For the Fair By Helen Rowland ‘Coprright, 1019, ty The Pree Publishing Co, (The Mew York Weel) Op "treare nisoran ara. Net ty wes he Thing who ENJOYED LIFE. Not only wae she enthustastio adout everything, from chocolate eclaire to Bernard Shaw, dut she didn't mind SHOW: ING 4t, whioh wae dad form, but good for tired eyes: She revelled in a flirtation just for “Art's sake,” wae wild odout stuite teas, trembled with delight at meeting o Geledrity, kept fresh violete be fore the portratte of Carueo and Maude Adame and could eat a staty-cont table d'hote dinner (wine included) with a reltieh that made her friends envious. Every new novel gave her either a shock or a thrill, she could enjoy. 6. play from the second balcony and could even take a violent interest in the | society of an Ordinary Man. Life to her looked like one long, rose-colored vista of delight, witha | fairy prince and real love in a weat side apartment as the climaz. One day, however, she met a dlase Dilettante with lots of money and @ Umousine. Her simple enthusiasm wae such a novelty that 4 caught hie Jaded spirit and momentarily fascinated him. “Poor little girl!” he said. “If she enjoys these pitiful little side dishes. #0 muoh, how ENTRANCED she would be with the Real Things of Life!” And for the sheer joy of watching her enthusiaem he began inviting.» her out to twelve-course dinners at Brilliant Restaurante, cabarct shows, * motor trips, box parties at the Opera and turkey-trot cotillons, showering her with orchids and marrone glaces and regaling her with fancy dishee, rare vintages and the sight of Sootal Celebritice blasing with diamonds and © rouge. ; Of course it couldn't last long, and ina few monthe the jaded Dilet~\. tante had forgotten atl about her and was off pursuing another fad. F No, the Sweet Young Thing's heart wasn't broken. But somehow when she went back to join her friends of the studio-matinee-table d'hote life everything seemed state, flat and wnproftadle. Tea with lemon in 4 seemed 80 commonplace after “perfumed punch,” and ae for vin ordinaire and pink and green ice cream, she couldn't evemy.' swallow them after champagne and nessclrode pudding. % Musicales bored her, flirtatione seemed inetpid and all life seemed ikem slow walk after a joy ride. Somehow the glitter had vanished from everything and the whole looked dull and tarnished, d “Dear me!” sighed the dameel, “I must have the spring fever. 1 of have to consult a dootor.” The doctor took her pulse and looked long into her eyes. “My dear,” he said sadly, “your MAINSPRING is broken from deen wound up at too high a tension. Your malady is TOO MUCH Bi i WAY. Broadwayitis 4s the tuberculoste of the soul. Once the germ entera the spirit there is no curing 4t.” Moral: “Life” to be palatadle should be mized with enthusiaem, never too highly spiced and altoays taken in moderate doses. ,"" eaid Keekiel, slowly pulling lle whisk Brutal Conduct. en, “ree gee, that office only pape $200 a zeae sates . Jealary, an’ I’ didn’t see no sense in paying 6900 “B OT, why, are rou, determined, Yo eet @ dh | our'te get the office, so I bought « lite track "Becatise he 18 an abectute brute.” | farm instead,” “You amaze me. You twed €o say that he was as gentle as 0 child.” Teo, that's what I wad to cay, But you es, ought io sce Bim now! Listen: eince the baby] 4¢q 7OU'D better fumigate these bille ba may be Oil in Stock. Rovere HENRI, the ominest New York degen testhing wothing would quiet the little Bis a ee ee ee toeee, mation, uring ‘but, Deine allowed to, Dull ble, pane’ {fut “old master” at Tebulous feels » tp ie at om, The rt,” i Go you think he did? He went down and hed Ar Knowledge of art," Mr. Henrt oald, “is his beard shared off, that's what! Do you think Td lve with mn that bas that sort of dis- position!” —Ci ee ee. Better Than Election. POLITICAL office in @ small town wes A vacant, aye the Kansas City Star. The of ‘@ year, and there was comnttcRtentit Onset the: canditaten Puskiel Ticks, was a shrewd old fellow, and. neat campaign fund was turned over to him, To the astonishment of all, however, he wae de. feated, “"T can’t account for Ut,” sald one of the lead om of Hichs's party, gloomlly, “swith that, money we ehowid bave won, How 14 sou tay it ont, Baekielt” The May Manton Fashions IMONO _ sleever that are sewed to the blouse are among the latest fea- tures to be found in cirls’ dresses as well fs in those of their elders, Here is a frock that shows them and that is just as at- tractive as can be. In the front view it is made with a square | neck and eYbow sleeves, | apne material 1s cerise cashmere and the | trimming {9 banding. | In ghe hack view it is made of royal blue | serge, and there is a_ | yoke of all-over lace, while the sleeves are made long, The two frocks are essentially ot, ye t eaual to that of the eausge manulsctures,. ald to Whistler: a8 oy: “What would you charge to de me in oil!’ ‘Ten thousand," eaid Whistler promptty. * ‘But suppose i furnish the ofl!" said the multe. « fonetre.""—Dallen News, many suggestions might be made for still | different treatments. Plaid fabrics are much Uked, and later it would) be charming made from Mnen, pique and other materials of the kind. The dress consists | of blouse and skirt. ‘The blouse ts made in two portions, with sep the yoke is cut out on an indicated Tine and trimming is arranged j over the lower por- tions, ‘The skirt ts six gored end forme jn fouie box plait, at front and back, The clowing of the ‘blouse 1s made at the back of the skirt invisibly beneath the box plait. i For the twelve-year size will be required 5% yards of material 27,4 yarda 36,3% 1 Girl's Orese— Pattern No, 7298. | 44 Inches wide, with 1% yards of banding to trim, as shown tn the front view, view. : | attern No, ot je for girls of ten, twelve and. | of age. years