The evening world. Newspaper, March 5, 1912, Page 14

' i ee Sih ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER, Published Datty Except Sunday by the Proas Publishing Company, Nom 68 bo 63 Park Row, New York. RALPH PULITZER, Presiden’ J, ANGUS SHAW, Treasurer, H PULITZER, Jr, Secret ———_ dortnthe hbo ck Minti Entered at the Port-OMice at New York as Gecond- PWecsiption Ratex to The Evening tor Hneland ard the Continent and w= World for the United States All Countries In the Internat : and Canada. Portal Union. Park Row. Park Row, Park Row, Class Matter, VOLUME 32.. THE NESTLINGS. NMOVED by The Evening World’s entreaty that he mend his! U ways, the venerable Thomas Roulston, the Brooklyn grocery: | man, “stuffed” his counterfeit advertising in copies of The} World as usual on Sunday. Where | shame is absent from the soul, what shall be eaid of the being it! animates? Yet Thomas Rouleton! was not alone in his sinning. The | Brooklyn establishment called ‘The | Berlin favored The World with a counterfeit page of its own! something it has long practised.| The head of The Berlin is Na- thaniel H. Levi. Me is a “pro- gr. -sive” citizen, much heard of in Boards of Trade and “Better Brooklyn” efforts. He probably: thinks he is as honest as he needs | to be. Yet his concern practises the cheapest form of deceit in order to market its wares at the expense of newspapers and other, advertisers. | Other nestlings were in evi-| N. H. LEVI. dence Sunday, many samples of owhich have been sent in by the burdened readers of the Sunday World. , Yor example, the Adams-Flanigan Company of Third avenue and One Hundred and Fiftieth street indulged in two pages of coun-' terfeiting. This is a large concern, we are told, managed by men of metropolitan experience. Wo call the special attention of John I'lan- tigan and Samuel Adams to the pernicious practices of their adver- tising department. : | One “Goldburg”—or is it Goldbrick?—koops the above worthies! #i pomparty in the Bronx. As for the Blumsteins and Weinsteins, they | ; only ape their betters. | iy When will this flood of false paper cease? We know what soinc a ef our readers think. We hope these fow remarks will set the others thinking! : | ——=4 ONE OF THE UNFIT. HARVARD GRADUATE held up a bank cashier for $506 in cash, ran away with the money and was shot down by the police. “Dr. Eliot's advice did it!” is the young man’s plea. \ Tt appears the President emeritus of Harvard said that every | 9 college man should go om the road for a ycar or two after leaving | (Sheol to round out his education. The young prisoner eays he § took this advice, but in two years of doing all kinds of jobs and meeting al] kinds of men a steadily increasing disregard for society ‘tally brought him to this deed. “Disregard for society” doesn’t come from knocking around e ip it or having a hard time in it. That poison is in the man him- | ‘qf, Many a boy who goes out into the world from college comes | ‘bard up against a society that thinks ho has arrived late and is | wet over kind to him. With character‘he will win society over. | ‘Without character he will “disregard” it. The best proof of weak- {meas is the instinct to blame somebody else. : The word for this youth and his excuse is the one used by a “pibalous lawyer who called his opponent’s speech “Putile!” “How? said the judge. “Explain that word. I have heard paerile’ I have heard ‘futile’ What is ‘putile’?” \) “Your Honor,” said tiv lawyer, “‘putile’ is both!” » 1 ; | TREMBLING THIEF etanding face to the wall, hands up, , while an excited woman presses a cold stove lifter to the back of his neck and threatens to shoot if he moves a hair is a brave picture. As Epictetus has it: “The appearance of things to the mind ts the stondard of every action to man.” ————————-4¢e—— ---— my HE man who has just died at the age of one hundred i ‘ and eleven after using tobacco for ninety-seven years # should have heard the reply of an earnest lady to an old' sinner who bogsted he had smoked and chewed all his life and had | Weeched the age of ninety-five: “Think how old you might be if \poushedn’t!” , ———++. UMAN HAIR from China will be cheaper on acooum of the promiscuous cutting of queues following the late revolu- tion. Promiscuous hair cutting has followed most revo- Letters from the People (Whe Camera Rule in Parks. regarding the need for inorease tn Rblther of Tho Broking W ortd: Datrolmen's pay is moet sensible, Read- ere, for your own good take an in- terest in this. J can give no better reason than those Mr, forth, But are not his reasons more than suMctent? AN. M, Weuld Mussle Dogs. To the Faitor of The Eresiag World: Cannot some one start a movement for the protection of the public againet mad doge by having a law passed forbidding al) dogs to be on the streets for an -ex- on carrying while visiting Bronx Park? As ‘rules against peanuts, popcorn, ,E can readily ses their use, But ‘Petusal to let nie use a camera is my ides of sense. This strikes owing to tho fact that ie @ pubiic park, §=W. R, Ne. Réitor of The Exeaing World the’ Winston Churchill who ad- Simp to me, in view of the many cases of dog bites recordud, that some- Evenin y +. Only nowadays the fashion doesn’t cut quite so close to | _ the shoulder. Waldo set | Tie Cos e Cost ts) PRUNES 1S Too MY HAT (9 in “THE PRUNE RING COME IN AND KICK IT You BIG Far’ MutT | Copyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York World), HE difference between a Southern man's kiss and @ Northern man's kiss is merely the difference between the aroma of mint and the oroma of cloves. ROWLAND Art ss the most jealous sweetheart that o man can have; and she pun- fehea him with eternal punishment when he detrays her dy marrying a mortal women. Never fear that you will not be as dear to a man afier marriage as before; with cvery rag he buys you, you will ecem dearer ond dearer. If the modern woman is growing taller and the modern man shorter, Schooldays # | | +. \|4 aN ut \ Sah e/ a ” thing should be done quickly to protec: deth children end edulte from eacri- fleing thelr lives, As the law now stands an animal seeme to be given the preferment. 1’ lke reasone and eat | opinions. aD Reflections of a Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland Find «Patches’’ ond “etter ) & By Dwig Follow the String! g World Daily Magazine, Tuesday... March 5, Can You Beat It? 3 (- auvwuy straps, while the latter ts getting shrunken trying to hide behind his newspaper. Oh, yes, Clarice, the clergyman will take your word for it that you are worthy of @ marriage certificate, but the Judge wants proofs that you are worthy of the great boon of divorce. A man's idea of reciprocity is that if his wife will do the forgiving he will do the forgetting, Nothing makes a man fect so hurt and indignant as to have a woman doudt his word when he has taken a lot of trowdle to lie to her convincingly. ‘ Cast your love upon the waters of flirtation—dut don't expect it to re \4¢ de probably Because the former ia getting stretched out hanging onto turn in the form of wedding cake. Bones AWAY Rom The \ Dae ae ow HOLD 1912 Coprrtght, 1912, Prep, Rrunticuing Co. Ne Noe York Word) ne Mr. Jarr Brings Home R. JARR turned his latchkey with @ quick, angry movement. A Fine Young Grouch. M slammed open the door to the Jarr menage, thrust his hat upon the hall rack and strode heavily into the front room of the flat, folded his arms and gazed tn sullen silence down upon the darkling Harlem atrest below. Mrs. Jarr had pattered in from the j@ining room at the sound of his en- trance, but was not quick to exocutc a | flank movement and get tz front of him jto extort the usual home-coming kiss. “Why, Edwant, what's the matter with you?" she asked, as she stood be- hind his sullen figure. For it was scldom Mr, Jarr came “You've got me in @ nice mess, you asked Mrs, Jarr, in alarm. “You and that overdressed and uf- j home otherwise than gay end cheerful. | 2 want to ece me turn in and help the Prizefighter! Call the poiltce"— : ‘Thon he rememberol Licutemant-De+ tectlve Aloysius 6tallingbull's visit to the office that morning, and he gresned and ehook his head. “Please teli me what's the matter, Yedwai sald Mra. Jarr, who saw he was genuinely agitated. “What have I done? What has that silly Clara Mué- rkige-@mith done?” “Well, you know that woman was crazy to go on the stage, and you @&- couraged her, too, and I was feettet enough to introduce her to the ouly stage person I knew, old man Gla- vineky’s son, who sings at the moving pictures, and calls himself Sidney Slavin, I thought this isnoramus would disgust her with the’ stage in the be ginning and that would end it.” derbrained Clara Mudridge-Smith!" said | Mr. Jarr. “What connection have I with your Indy friends?” asked Mrs, Jarr, icily. “I'm only your wife. If you have gotten in any treubie on her account you can- |not drag me into the matter! But jeverybody warned me—even her own lowers suspected the truth! Oh! Oh! ig | And Mrs. Jarr looked to see how far @ stood from the sofa. If one ts to hysterics one might as weil have them comfortably. “Oh, cut that out!” said Mr. Jarr, eharply. “I'm not mixed up with her, and you know It, except I'm the big dood and the fall guy and Patsy and | Sweeny"— When one is extremely agitated slang, like ewearing, is first ald to injured | feelings, especially with men. Mre, Jarr looked her amazement, and | Mr, Jarr proceeded to enlighten her. “You know you got me to help her in her fool notion to go on the stage. You encouraged her in it, and I'm the goat! I never got in wrong on my own account! I never got in a fight that I started in my Hife! I never got in @ family furs or a neighborhood feud for anything I did! But I'm always little Mr. Fix-It, everybody's friend! Then 1 get all the kicks and all the blame! Well, serves me right! But never again!" “Will you please explain?” asked Mrs. Jerr. “Woman, don't you ever cal] my at- tention to an angel's halo not being on |etraight!” cried Mr. Jarr, “Let the | fireman save both the girl and the dac- uments. They're paid to do it and | they get a hero fund for their families when they fall. When you see a c sumptive cripple kicking a prizefighter, | don't call my attention to it unless you By Mme. | Are You a “Skimmer”? | HUMORIST has written a melange iA of the day’s news, purposely dis- | torted and made laughable by | {ts utter prepos- f terousness, and purporting to be what a woman gieans from the ner rs. But it'e too true to be really funny. Women have just euch misty involved ideas of happenings of the day; and they wouldn't delve deeper for worlds, because delving ‘means concentratian, end concentration meang brain energy. And energy of any sort, but particularly mental, tires them out, poor souls! Tho class of lady “akimmers” i large Indeed, and the sorority pin bears the Phrase, “We strive for surface knowl- edge.” It ts amazing to hear the average woman's rendering of the latest devel- opments in a huge swindling case or the coming Presidential possibilities, for {nstance. She usually gete murder trials pretty straight, especially if there's a y | latest imported chanteuse has brought over with herbut that's the deadiine! | e e e | OWEVER, she just LOVES the IH’ pictures and she buys ALL the papers just for that! But if the artist Imew the weird mess of informa- tion she gleans from the cherished producta of his pen he'd throw up his Job on the spot and go to selling collar duttons and suspenders. Some people may argue that news- paper knowledge is not an essential. Intimate Chats WITH WOMEN ‘Well, a fippamt debate could be started “Has she run off with young Sla- 7” asked Mre. Jarr. replied he. orybody always think she's going to elope with somebody— with Jack Stlver—with me and now with Sidney Siavin—Slavinsky? Take it fre me, she's not quite that big -@ Sool.2 She knows sho's got @ good thing, be- ing the petted wife of a doting, wealthy busband!" ‘ ae “She's slways saying how ales, thrown away her life,” ventured 2mm, Jarr, “Nobody would be surprise® tf she did elope with somebody.” A “T'd be surprised. She knows « goed’ thing when she secs it!" crie@ MMi Jarr, “The very faet she hints thet way all the time keeps up ¢ interest in her, even her husdend’g, 7 don't belleve she really thinks of goth on the stage. She simply wants to keep us Interested in her and her poor old husbami deviled about her, A fet of them are that way!” | Jarr gave him a searching glance if he meant anything personal by his last remark, and Mr. Jarr com- tinued his recital of his wrongs. “Young @lavinsky, the big ignoramus, copies a letter writtten before the Rev- olutionary War out of a ten-cent Lotter Writer's Guide, and I, thinking ft @ good joke, let him do it, This ts to get money out of vid man Smith to put Mrs, Smith on the stage. Old “Smith thinks it a black hand letter and caile in a detective, who finds thumb prints on the letter, and I've handled the lotter”*— Just then the telephone rang. It wae the tearful Mre. Clara Mudridge-Smith asking Mr. Jerr to come over. Detee- tives had surrounded the house, she said, and had accused her husband of writing threatening letters to himsest. His finger marke were an them! —_—<$<$<$—$<—=—= Legrande. Copyright, 1012, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World). by mating the retort: “Some day the more (mportant ino!- ents of this aame news will be history. and just think how much pleasanter tt is to take your history in small, daily doses, all illustrated and lusciously headlined, than to wade through it yeare hence, when it's in a musty O14 | book that hasn't an exclamation point to dts bank But her the serious side of the skimming process: A man comes to @ crisis in dusiness affairs, Hie wife ts dependent upon him and his income and she should be the one vitally interested in hig progression’ or retrogreasion. He would like to dis- | cuas the crisis with her, in all its detail —but he doesn't dare, Because he knows she won't take the tropble to understand. She jumps at conclusions, says rash things, aire her ridiculous business theories and, true to her creed, stays diandly on the sur- face! © ‘the husband in selt- jest! mumbles something about “thiags a, S going wrong down et the and then shuts up Ike @ clam, the crash comes she says: “Why didn't you ask things? And even in the thick of failure he must emile, because business, to her, has always meant @ telephone, a type-: writer and indefinite bank relations that have permitted an everlasting flow of nico pink checks! Don't be a skimmer! Get out of the shackles that your ancestresses have strapped upon you. Dive down to the REAL things—you'll rise to the surface naturally--but dive again and again, until you lose your inherited fear of deep water. MAKE your husband discuss things with you. And give him the surprise of his life by reaily Istoning and une derstanding what he has to say. It will bring you closer! ———-——» ME about The Day’s Good Storie Tit for Tat. Bs, N standing Mi ter eran ene te, Bs “Bay, Em'y, ——»—____ Our Neighbors, BE wee @ ether plump old Ss’ tuted ay sah gran ere | maseage