The evening world. Newspaper, January 22, 1912, Page 12

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Monday, January 22 1912 Cre PAE coro. The Day of Rest 3% (uit) 0 [The dar By Maurice Ketten ESTARLISHGD BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Pudbilesed Dolly Lxcept Sunday by the Preas Pub! ne Company, No 63 Park Row Yor ee JOSEPH PULITY Jr, Secretary, 6) Park Row. Hay JUST ARRIVED ! SHAKE HANDS HAT ICID! —_ ioe Aha a ltl orn = cay WITH Your NeW MY FATHER | mune Taie esse RROMES A Now York an Gacondwrinne Matter. | 4 Fer’ | THERE 1% A LITTLE . FATHER WE WERE \ pion. Rater to The Bventng | Vor, fnaland Continent an - ae World for ‘ie United States A fy iy: utr ty the International ( Boy WIth HER yo? Me re hytal —~———2 = an nada. ontal Union. is ie 7 019, >nbiel ‘ One Year. Svoecitscvesses ChE eo Year z Copyright, 1912, tw The Publishing Co. One seth $150] On0 Yen | he New ack Wd By A ps Ld, i | MR. JARR ANNEXES ‘ VOLUME 52.......... feet sty ; NO. 18,416 THE POTATO TARIFF. A PECK OF TROUBLE.' 4 B | HERE was a ptr in the wey | Y) 3M] T R vy list at the Lady Steamfitters’ bail Sis ope the hox where Mr. HILE The Evening World blames Edwin M wm for dis | ™ - 7 i Jarr was aitting with Mr. Swigus, the {Jarr was about to ‘Another ; covraging agriculture with his poem, “The Man With the | Wine agent, and Gertrude, the house: | Worl and you can for another { Hoe,” and has put the potato famine up to him, it real [hold hetp, whom he had brought by ints | Position!” ss, . | and, owing to dearth of | “Let ux leave this pia remarked izes that the situation calls for action, not reproaches, Since this 18, | Mrs. Rtryver, arieing and drawing her newspaper began to agitate, action has been undertaken, Congress Ste Gentes ae nuee eee vill tant ot T aneagranny au anor man Stephen B, Ayres of the Bronx district sends us a copy of this | bes vr cast one yewildered glance Tesolntion : > | Fidge-Fimtth and to hie inten Felldf, amy | Whereas the scarcity of potatoes in the markets of the United ves, LIPS Was P GAINER, SHARE HANDS naa | Satllig: Chere Canta ne amet ciaude, the Areman, enter tie Woe ohm States has raised the price to a point almost prohibitive to the So LONELY For { WITH YouR NEW SON - “Great Geewhllikens! murmured Mr, |Postte and & consumers thereof: therefore be it ME JOHN ... CERAM AWAY FROM Jarr, while Gertrude, levelling a lor- Mr Swilst Resolved, That the operation of para,,raph 266 of Schedule G, OULEGE AND NVERE MARRIED Cea eeeenr ear lia shad ll lt , of the act generaliy known as the Payne-Aldrich Tariff Act, ap- HE 15 The DEAN’ “Why, it's the Rives ante Paya: |Reatton, els \ as proved Aug. 5, 1909, be suspended for a period of six months from iQ) OF THe } ridge-Smiths!"* | “Wher or che * asked the bee- the date of the approval of this resolution, and that during that “Friends of my friends ts friends of | te-rowed soun the cloakro A time potatoes be imported free of duty. “T must have lost it. That's my hat, r | silk one there and the black ight A good resolution to pass. ‘There is a short potato crop in the | He essayed to do so, but Mr, Jarr | overeat.” tin’ doin’ wit'out de check, 60," detained him. es er, TL go over and um—er—ex.|*@ he stuttered, i With a set smile upon his paind face, world, and our own yield of 2 bushels scant of 1909's, As Secretary Wilson has noted, 15,000 tons of potatoes were lately Gin dae untae Cones nee shipped from Scotland for this city’s market. Every bushel paid a |iast persons he ever expected to seo at |! tariff tax of twenty-five cents. The tax should be taken off. In times of plenty here it is without effect. In times of dearth it gives the local producer a form of “protection” that ie extortion. It makes the consumer victim of a equeeze, using the Government to in- tensify famine stead of mitigate it. The reciprocity agreement with Canada, which imposes a tax of twenty cents a bushel, put potatoes on the free list before the famine was sighted and Congress passed it. It should pass the Ayres reso- . lution and suspend the potato tariff. : M1 right! ‘Take this!” erled Mr. Jarr, he pent up indignation and rankling the Lady Steamftters’ annual mask Injurtice strenythening his good right jand civic ball were sitting. arm “What a surprise to see you all here!"; And he handed something to that he cried with forced gaye young man that knocked him clean over But Mrs. Stryver, who been indi. | the bar across the cloakroom door and — e cating Gertrude with her fan to Mra, into a luddied heap under the coat 3 . V Mudridge-Smith, seemed unconscious of . his presenc 1 he coolly put on his coat and Mr. Smith, his omployer, glared stern- | hat and proc to depart in a white- roa ys . je pu MY NO FATHER “How dare you come up to speak to 8‘ e bandit as he FATHER f my wife in a place like this?” demanded ’ f 4 old man Smith, pompous! “Me? That guy? He ain't done nut. Why, * . ry . my | . by Wye ~ ‘Why, er—er, you see, it's this way,"'| tin’ to me," sald tie special SON / € f ER \- | stammered Mr. Jarr. “My wife-er—you| policeman. “Why didn’t cha give the | | 797,000 bushel is nearly 100,000,000 he obdurate young man, ‘Dat fs,""" added, “unless you hand me some- ! FROM THE WORLD TOWER. + gin; \ARANDSO DRINK [hie Gentleman bls kelly and [ there is one of anything in this town there are several. That eee e seo her clothes,” said Mrs, Mud- [he axed you like 4 And }y step But she said tt to Mrs. Stryvor, for both ladies appeared otherwise unaware FS of Mr. Jarr’s presence, s to who the new White Mope “I often heard the quotation ‘The way jot @ man with @ MAID'," said Mrs. small mirror Stryver cuttingly, “but I never knew It | the: his swollen and fast-closing was a married man's way to take his|eye, murmured his appre wife's A les S ridge-smith, | is a consequence of possessing five million inhabitants. Instead \) of having one village character here an edict of expulsion di- rected against such would cause another Retreat of tho Ten Thousand. Instead of having one Mayor, this town has about twenty—Mayors of the Bowery, Cherry Hill, Poverty Hollow and the like, many of \ them keepers of saloons or devoted petrone of the seme. i “The Evening World was amazed when the laundry strike was J] } called to learn there were at least 45,000 pervons who wash and iron shirts here—a veritable “waah-tub city,” ae this column calle! it, Wo were edified to learn that a local union had been formed oung man In the of the aid to a downtown dance!” “shiner” he h as he ere both ladies tittered mirth-|said himself and the other attendants at the portals of the Lady Steamft- Ball nodded acquiescence, it was ‘ou have a fami sir!” thundered Mr. Jarr's employer. “I remember this, though you forget {t, But for that fact I should ask you to leave my employ ing hom: poll ed the spectat with bership of 300, posed of men who bake sweet potatoes a9 1.008 ie eye Py Eraesac beth . * replied Mr, Jary, “to beat my a mem ip o , com, ne added, as he saw Mr. |wife!” in sidewalk ovens, It was astonishing to read in a contemporary — PREIS AR PEE in ame, ee that there were 22,000 nurses in this city, and 7,000 of them idle be- Here’s an Industry You Didn't Know About. vauee of the excessive good health prevailing. N ftem that seemed odd in the From various causes the supply of manitest of a steamer lately ar- | horse talls rived from Japanese and Chinese | ay in one this In the lst of her cargo | from year to year, and th : Fifty-five cases of horse | *¢ar# when the world's supply and years whe responding e e Copyright, 1912, 'The romance of statistics discloses other aggregates. This port Intimate Chats With Women ( "The efi te ) By Mme. Legrande has a total water front of 444 miles, equal to the distance between LE here and Roanoke, Our streets have a mileage of 3,740, or juet the INDIVIDUALITY. he will tell you, “the great value of this the point of emaciation, instead of Wear- fore the woman who has glorious shoul- " Jewelry Hes in the fact that there !s dng fluffed clothes that ll ot nd di | your Want: comataing very ose 61 0Ne al out a ers, the carriage of a queen and the distance between here and London. There is $12,000,000 in copper ‘iealty thar Seeders nel nly one of each design—and no coples soften, adopts a much shrunken model | walk of a goddess forces herself to be-| As 4 matter of fact horse tails, or the ything elac, ther v: anges in the 1 in the wires beneath our pavements. There ato 2,500,000 trees in| * én New York whore you'r Hienuact in the (nouguicauxeryen Ot Ret ‘eesse| oxlet and: took) Uke 6: some gomcave shot die kidcrmsn, looms, | Ale thereol, ate a. ectiinen Arlple. OF Wasesnisa ary pedantic i ot It, F son nd doctor to | Jointed at the knees and collapsed at jmportation into thi teyidram China 12 pound and they hav f our parks. Ten million pounds of food a day are consumed here. wee ot than and. Will Pomens omething that no ather in hand? the, aheuiéerss.e0, that her appearance | and from pretty nanan au ss much an : The town rejoices in 100 theatres, 1,300 churches and about 10,000 Bake kaown, yout | Voces, Will have you purshase the arti: | “Why, because tt's the fashion, shall coincide with that of every other |try on earth. ‘The American market gets | prices. lv : dears, cle that appeals to you most strongly. An actress comes from abroad, She !®| feminine pedestrian of the day. | 1arge quantities of them from China, but prices j saloons. Mont tkely the|, Yt With that bit of metal that te to | pretty, young, shameless and success-| Be inaividual! | bes sant shame ha, horse bo hung about your neck or clasped |ful. She introduces a kind of hat. Te you wave went white neck @04:@| Tete cry oemte ce ray cova Ore:t blnoumatar Figures of last year show 215 respectable hotels here with 52,677 rooms and 41,925 servants. The municipality spends $1,206,815.14 for forage and horeeshoeing. According to the infallible Morning World “nearly five hundred tons of babies ere born in Now York every year.” That doub’> paradox which people call “little old New York” is poorly served in that it has an official entomologist, but not an offi- man will open ®\ground your wrist your individuality | Immediately the lady with the round, | round or oval face, wear collariess ‘Ported here from every other Huro- | slip hors and say: ends. an country and from South Amer! Horse fat face, the lady with the square, lean | waists, no ‘matter how tight and high | P®: Lean ou Ye alwaye Kenn ge eg oo + taco, the Indy with the thin, wrinkled | collars may happen to be at the mo- from Australia, from all around the {and coin) and th W's you tell me why @ woman |face and tho lady with the cascade of |ment. If you have a thin neck with | World, says the Boston Herald. On the | guocure of va r length ¥ solel ern here, you who tips the beam at goodness- | ohine all to their milléinere, have|prominent bones and tendons, wear a|°ther hand there are more or less Amer- | mixed with wtier 1 ’ knows-what and puts her muff it copted, wear It. high collar even if every one else is ap- | !cam horse tails exported. facture of haircloth for var * 9 & © {pearing in modified decollete, play to your rav-/when people are around will pereést in SD it's not only in clot! Wom-| press your hair to sult your face, ° gay num-| wearing on the street a skirt that ts shy A en are beginning to co walks, |Buy your hats to sult your halr—not Pleces one lanout four yards of materia! a that | jaughs and poses, | because some saleswoman tells you that | | Then he will dis- lover the dial of the weighing ven | . * igtbes bulated. More wonderful gives her the appearance of uddenly | It ds the fashion Just now to stand |{t's the “ it cial statistician to get all these things tabulated, than tho other and all of different de- /infated diving Venus? jand SRA TIAR EA eacion lone caLeGE IL ARTIC eet ee tice artelesata conslt _ OHO “Because it's the lon,"” you say, ready to @ in all over, You must! and be as individual as your pocket. i we he exquisite workmanshtp,” Will you tell me why @ girl thin to be bo - ’ wo, Baste “THE MEANEST MAN.” kmanshtp, you 7 Jengu nd bored, There- “book and your govd taste will allow. PR Epa} used that ere Speen ai et 336 [Fotiow the Stina) SXF (water) 346 By Dwig} (iiincoe, Leena vvv0000€0 OOO—OOeOeeewe™™*" tractive. In the jl. lustration it ie made of checked material man” is theme of unending dispute. Three official anawers were rendered here last week. A magistrate called a pick- pocket who had robbed a factory girl of her purse “the meanest I IKE the age of Ann, the question as to who is “the meanest Schooldays prisoner ever arraigned.” A police official called @ palmist “the combined with plats ineanest of swindlers.” A judge called a contractor who had stolen (Gren) 4 penien at the neck, meat from the insane asylum “the meanest of all grafters.” | (PATCHES + (ory jy ae Mocktond Not all these verdicts could be true. In fact, none was true. ‘ Ht ANO with shorter Speer F more fancy material and become More dressy in effect. Light colored French serges aro Dein much used, and the main portions of the of that The more convincing grades of meanness are not on exhibition in the criminal courts and never come in view of the police. Downright meanness takes no chances. Calculation is one of its ingredients. The man who runs afoul of the police is the man who has tuken = dress ma a » civil ' t tal d the a chance, Look rather for meanness to the civil courte, to the f i hos me Ws material Bee anon casos of boarders who jump their bills, of women who cheat domestic | y Fee. like A vp) akirt of velveteen would be very at- tractive, and vart- servants of their pay, of families quarreling over the apportionment | dua (other combi of chattels when the estate of a decedent is administered, | For superlative meanness eschew the ceremony of any couris, | criminal or civil. Seek in the humble walks of private life. The meanest man in Maine, according to a village tradition, gave his half-witted | aon a cent a day for hoeing potatoes, abstracted the coin from his, trousers every night while he elept and used it to reward his services | for the following day. ‘That was a very mean map, if legend speaks | truly, who crossed his honeybees with fireflies #0 they would work | Chiffon bri are beautiful this season, and the yoke and foundation skirt could be made of that material, while the main portions might be of velvet or plaid material, and there are num- berless combinations that can be made. ‘The dress consists al, night. ‘Those are terribly mean men—celebrated in the news of 4 evlumns from time to time—who live under the same roof with wife | front aud. ‘shoulder or sister or brother for a dozen years or more and never break iy ic the tilence. There must, however, be men still meaner. Perhaps our readers can suggest instences, ere the blouse and the under portions of | the sleev are cut jin one, ‘hese last at t . edge al ‘anped Girl's Drese—Pattern No, 7243. 7 g2i0 ie houlder portions. |The upper portions of the skirt foundation consists of the front | portions are finished and lapped SS chem oUler wide gores, and the straight 2% yards of plate ma: a7, 2 ror, the twelv t 8 Rt oe of plain material 27 or 'e6 No, T248 18 cut in sizes for girls of 10, 12 and 14 years of age, “ re straight. The Nene Universally Observed. training ship Newport and the sort of Fo the Kaito: of The vening World fe and work on board? I would ike ¢ there @ legal holiday In the United wond my won there ROBERT & | Biates or not. au, | f Cooper Union, World an one apply for full ine Give me} formation about admisaloi _ pamiaviase ea to the e@pitiance t the Vest Pi IMPORTANT—Write your address piainiy and alwaye epectp CUI fay letter postage if in o hurry