The evening world. Newspaper, December 16, 1911, Page 11

The Evenin World Daily Magazine, Saturday, December 16, 1911 way CANT 1 CET WORK ?~ I CAN SING OR DANCE =CROUND AND LOFTY TUMBLING ANO WORK You RICH REPUTATION-GO OUT SCANDAL OR AN EYE KISS =VLL MAKE wm S’Matter, Pop?”’ APTER ALL Tt CUESS HES MORE!) | THAW HALF RIGHT - ALL I HAVE YO De 1% uP A What’s the There Is a if % T isn't what “They Say,” it's what umn ts Added Up! Pot-Luck {# All Right It the Line! A Whole Lot too many of us could | wri Rook to} be call phrown | by @ Thirs Prejudice Is Men- | tal Ptomaine Pol- soning! CULLEN Fach of us has! @ Personally-Conducted Jury called Conecience—and its Verdict can't by Tampered With! | that you “Mean Well” you're Limping! There's a Heap of Difference between Possessing a Devil and being Possessed by onel “ Resldence ts at the ow! Opportunity never is actually Hull- Down on the Horizon! __ Mv. Some-D: End of the R Correct 1t-—but Cringe! Discount the Worst that Can Happen, @fd then Buy a bill of E; nge! a Lot of Flattery, st it! Most of us can F Dut few of us can Di The Man who Brags that he has a Temper is generally about Nine- nda Lighter thanea Sheet of Chinese Kite- © We dont mind Paying the Fiddler, but his Usury makes us Sore + Our Idea f the Ima jens Man Is the one who Insists uy upon the Bed that he Makes | What most of us Need ts an Annual | Conflagration of our Men.al Dead-Wood! | It Ta 1 ‘Training to Make @ Stretoh a Quarter Horse~ but we've e! Standing Pat gy 2 Bum Mitt may be “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” The Difference between Coc! If the Best that can be Said of you 1s fe Use of Being Blue? Lot of Luck Left. By Clarencé L. Cullen. Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World) to have Expunged from the Record—but We Do that Counts when the Col-| Still we Manage to Snag Out our Reg- ular Quota of Slumber! It's @ Punk Scheme to Play the Part you're|as if at a Rehearsal when the Regular Near the Head of | Show 1s On! It Takes a Genlus to Fake the Role when he Doesn't Know his Lines—and Even Then the Manager is Not Fooled! Often Trouble is Needed to Jar us ‘out of the Trance! lanana" are Inter- , and Both of them are Minus a Motor! If the Old Way were Alwaus the Best Way, we'd Still be Shuddering in Caves! i) ness and ‘ourage is that the Firet {9 @ Shell and the Second an Armor! —_— ‘ Maybe you've Noticed that the @uc- cessful Man never Blames his Buccess upon Heredity! Sammy and the Subway; the Quest of a Seat -a@tti- Gee! | Hore ( DRaw A PRIZE IN THis seaT—— Good Poker~butt we only Know it by Hearsay! There are a Lot of Things we'd Like FINER FEELINGS FoR PRLF YA LITTLE NUISAN WHAT'D YA SHovE To SACRIFICE MY \ way back.” UNMENTIONABLE. “Your friend 1s rather indelicate,” re- | marked Mrs, Wombat. "Says sho gave |ner husband some pantatellas for Cifristmas.” “What's wrong with that?" | wouldn't think of mentioning sleep- |ing garments in publle."~Pittsburgh Post. AH Touch-o The ORuNK! 1F IM GOING TO GE RUTHLESS <1 MAY AS WELL BR A COUNTESS “Don't bother me now, I’m in a hurry, VI give you a dime on my| “Sorry, boss. But | don’t never give no credit!” 3911, (» ‘The Eres Publishing Co, (The New York World). ROSIE, HERE'S f PRESENT T Bought You FOR BEIN'. Such A Good : Copyright a by The Prew the New Yor “Wot cher cryin’ for, Shorty?” “Boo hoo! UNIVERSAL TALENT. ‘Don't you think umpires ought to re- celve higher salaries?” “Perhaps, But they oan't expect them tn the face of so much competition. | * There are thousands of people in the, Dleachers every day who are willing to step right over and take the job."'- Washington Star. ————_——__— BY Geokce | puT You LOOKING Fine, 8NM! (ever Saw You Look So Trim Voune Lie! GREAT NYORN YOU RE DOING, Too Samet | THE AMERICAN ACCENT, There was an American once who had been #0 long in Wneland that he imag- ily wot qui of the "but had ehed the transatlantic He deceived many, and was happy unt!) the day of his return, rat class to Liverpool, how much?” suid he to tha booking AND Slick im MY Sam! Geet water IT RIGHT Sam = if I'm cryin’ for the poor people In dis town at Huston. Now, Everywhere | NOW FOR THE Big SLEEP ! STRONY WITH ROSIE— THERE'S NOTHING LINE A TTLE piptoniacy ! ROSIE; the Joy ot New York Life - Tr IN By C. M. Payne Betty Vincent’s Advice to Lovers mreraueo, By Carmichael (The New York World). SMaT Ter “PoP Letters to Betty Vincent received at The Evening erie ofce up v0} noom each day will be answered in the following 4a; «What Is the Nicest Gift?’’ ead Betty Vincent W nearly wishes HAT can you give "him" for Christmas? Although it is foolish to plan a present for eM the young men with whom you are acquainted, every girl has @ flance or best friend whom. she ‘to surprise pleasantly on the %th of December, What ts the nicest gift? 1 suggest thet you leave neckties out of It. your taste ts perfect—for yourself. Undoubtedly But almost every maa has an Gllogical fondness for choosing bis own ties. They are the ones he generally wears; he puts those presented to him into his trunk and forgeta about them, A book ‘s an excellent gift if the man is fond of reading and you know his tastes. If he likes periodical ltereture why not present him with @ subscription to his pet maga- nine? A sofa pillow for his room, a box of home-made © candy, a daint!ly framed picture of yourself are other gifts which suggest them- welver, “Impossible’’ Presents, “Five dollars and « halt, ¢ . promptly replied che clerk.-London Chronicle. 8 EXPLAINED. Jack—Why did bachelor quarters? Tom--Becausy 1 dollars.—Birming 1 Envy You! COULD Ae ce? GoT To Wan IT wit, IN THe PARK LAST NIGHT~ HA HA HA: Goo BRACING AIR» HEALTHY, You Know, bu EST, | WHT ET FoR Two DAYS! bial RET ME HAVE: you give up your m n News, TELL You WHAT, Sammy , You VE Got “The BRAINS, ALL RIGHT, EVEN IF You Rint So LONG + % You 1 slerT SM, A girl who signs herself writes: “1 am engaged to an actor, to buy me Jewelry which I cannot ford to get for myself, May I accept it." No. —— By going to marry if man who signs himaelf ‘J. Clare Victor Dwiggins eral months, and am tn love with her. Would tt be proper to give her a ring. for Christmas?” Not unless you mean it for an em agement ring. Giris’ Froblems, A girl who signs herself “M. 6.” writes: “The young man whom I love is of- fended at a remark I made to him. What shall I do to regain his affec- tion?” Write a note of apology. He want. oh A girl who signs herself “J, W." wnites “There 1s @ young man who corre sponds with me regularly, and appears Jealous if Tmencton anyone ekae's atten: ttlons, Yet he never gives me anything r takes me anywhere. Do you think cares for me?”* — A girl who signs herself "L. @" | writes young man has lately begun call- y first name, and he repeats as if he liket to say at, my girl friends by thelr too, Do you think he eares e than for the others?* If he does he wil! tell you so. who signs herseif | A. wit writes “My husband and T have quarrelled repeatedly, and he recently left me. I am at hi with my mother, but T love my husband and I know he loved jme, Shall I write to him to come back ‘or each othe, Yes, if you stilt For the Manto Decide, A man who signs himself x” writes: “T am tn love withSs «irl who le a nie ore cloak model, but my a her my marr: her If you are over twenty-one marry @e pation. shall 1 do’ por top “ey a