The evening world. Newspaper, December 16, 1911, Page 10

Magazine. Saturday.’Dettmber 167 191f —__ The Week’s Wash. By Martin Green. Copyright. 1911, by The Publishing Co, (The New York World) “H ASN'T this been the most de-| into the damp again with this fores ROTABLIGHED RY JOSKPH PULITERR, Can You Beat It? (~aS Bn ) @Qubtiwret Daily Becept Buntey by the Pree Fupdening Company, Mes, 69 to j ITARR, Prositent, 08 Ro: ARE You Gong OuT WHY ARE YOu WEARING IT'S NOTA HAT. IT. ! ( ; 4 AFTER BREAKFAST, x A IKFAST CAP. wD HER Boban WA hem ase Bay URKAT REAL 9 ) | AORRAIAPL SAP Preksing week, with Its hur }east: ‘1 neaday, Somes midity and stuff? asked the| what colder, Thursday probably fair. * head polishe Notle how he co ot for me," | ‘Thursday py ly fair’ On Wedness replied the laun- | day Kot this out of hie dry man. “This| system Hight rain this ate has been a giad- | t some and frivolous | “For a complete and thrilling somers week for me. It commend us to Thursday, In the has been full of | morning the weather man said: ‘Fait all the enjoyment | Thursday and probably Friday.’ And Mat attaches to}in the afternoon he sald: ‘Unsettled, Antictpation of the | With rain or snow to-night and probably expected that does | on Friday,’ not eventuate. Inj “It must have been raining across the other words, I| fiver when he pulled that, for the have been reading | long-doferred ain did come along the woather forecasts, Thursday night and stuck Friday. On “On Saturday morning, Dec. 9, the| Friday morning it was raining when weather forecaster set forth in .the| the weather man got out of the hay, @ewapapere that the day would be | und he pulled this forecast: ‘RAT Onsettied end that there would prob- ‘ety be local rains on Sunday. Ho gets | two cracks at the weather every day for revision or reversal, and on Sat- unlay afternoon he looked into the , {future thusly: ‘Cloudy and unsettied | 64 "BOs ce Adaaiee ae ‘with probable ght rain to-night or on tie tains te | edaday,’ f ng standees in the the: | tres?” asked the head polisher. ers himself with VOLUME 68.......cccncecs een as sees YOURSELF AND YOUR NEIGHBOR. S % bard to make acquaintances here? You might think so feom the fact that olebs for the “lonely” heve been atarted and eppeals in their behalf appear fn the newspapers, such na thie:| “Oen any of your readers suggest a precticable plan for bringing | together the hoste of young men and women who make up the body | of workers in our pity Life, but fieve no oppuetunity to become eo- quainted P” Tho truth fs that nobody Incks for acquaintances of either sex fa this big town, unioss he dodgos his opportunities. Maeny people NO. 18,379 Up Downe—Mostly Downe. You ARE NOT GOING IT'S NOT. MY Saae eA EATRE Ry ees. st at eka do. Their bent is pot gregarious. They have etudics to pursue or EVENING nets % ay are bookworme by instinct or election. Perhaps their social im- Beains You € pulsce are oatisfied by the casual chat of « boasding-house table. ‘AT iQuT . THEATR | gg Zome conservation there. But look | ‘af a man wants to pay to etand up If people want to meet othore they have chances aplenty. Most CAP ny ‘sansay, meliewed ey rite wou in a theatre,” said the taundry man, New Yorkers work in offices, stores or factories where their per- —_ an awelys ‘The empha: sonal contacts are wholowale. Many live in boasding-houses where TLCS ERS RaRaNT they have from « dozen to two score fellow-boarders. There are up-| | Gai o tartbes Whe Wontar ie tad ward of a thousand churches here, more then twelve thoussad eeloons, | | co eT Keser Ad gparreug perhaps « thousand social clubs, half that many political eluba, numer- | | @undey wee-en Indian summer day, ous dancing academies, a score of college settlements end veriows branches of the Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. ©. A. Every economia and eocial fad thas its club or society. There are even theatre- goers’ clube—Heavon knows why. Here are means, good, bed and indifferent, whereby people may enlarge acquaintance. The newcomer’s best recourse is the church. The horo of “The Fortune Hunter” wes well-advised when he showed himeelf at the town place of worship. Village public opinion values this as test of a man’s sobriety, sense of responsibility and conformity to @ good tradition. Tho custom is nearly as strong in the nearby saburbs, and has considerable force here in the city. Ohurch-goere notice the stranger, give him cordial greeting and make opportuni- ties for him to participate in the social activities that are part of church life. Next to the churches the district political clubs offer perhaps the mort direct human contacts. They have their office-seeking side, but with their pool and bowling facilities, their summer chow- der excursions and winter assemblies, they perform « leavening and humanizing task. Those who profess to be lonely in this town are cither too selfish oF too lazy to’ bestir themselves. Do most men accept one chance im ten to lengthen their calling liste? eve A LESSON FROM ENGLAND. HE British War Office has done something tending to rebuke an American monopoly and mend ite practices. It has announced that no bids are wanted to supply meat to the army from any of the Chicago packers under indictment. If our own Government had taken a similar atep instead of both Prosecuting and patronizing the packers’ trust, it is a fair guess that the latter would not for nine years have fought attempts to get it into court. it would have had some interest in prompt adjudi- cation of the matter. ‘It is every American's priviloge to follow British practice and do something that is not a blend of denunciation and patronage. Why should he rail against the ways of corporations that at beat are only “law-honest,” that evade law and defy public opinion and esafe- yard themselves in “hired cunning” rather than public approbation— and then throw business their way? “I am in favor of fetting him stand up. The practice has one advantage. When the standee can't stand & any tonger he can vamp without orewiing over anybody's Jap. But it seems to me, in the Nght of the ourrent dramatic sea- Son, that the managors, instead of doosting for standees, ought to be frem- CAN Yu | ing‘up some way of filling ther seass.”’ IT $ NoT MY . Bear (1? Me sunlight shining through THEATRE CAP, . “On Monday morning the weather f Nailed Him at Last! } It's My ‘™an got up and found things warm and misty. He deotded to continue to play NIGHT CAP Fain across the board, and his prophecy | 667 SEH" said the head potisher, in the morning newspapers read: ‘Mon- “that the Mentity of the persons day, ‘noreasing cloudiness, with rain who broke up the peace pow- ‘by night.’ The afternoon papers car-| WOW in Carnegie Hall bes not “been fied this peep ahead: ‘Unsettied, with | **#blished. Probable rain to-night or on Tuesday.’| “Hist!” said the laundry mam. “Wo- “Things remaining dry on Tuesday morning, the weather man gave us this: ‘Rain; somewhat colder Tuesday. Wednesday fair and colder.’ You see he figured that the percentage against Fain wae run out and he took a chance on fair weather for Wednesday. In the efternoon pagers he informed us as follows: ‘Unsettled; probably ight Fain to-night.’ “However, the dry percentage held, | body knowe but me, and I won't tell and on Wednesday moming the weather | anybody but you. It was the baseball man took a jong running dive back magnates.” P w il The Jarrs Prepare to Intimate Chats ‘ON Dabble in the Occult} WITH WOMEN APASASABABAIBSBAIBBSBABISBABIDBDASDAS By Hime, Legrande. heard the aise end fret chought tt waa, And, biess me, if there ein't that galla- ma eating Jarz's.” des 5 Conyright, 1911, by The Bram Publishing Oo, (The New York World). ~ ) @ vandoo—an auction—and then, thinks| vantin’ young married woman lere old lady etopp breath. p, infid . Fond mothers the world over revile 1, tt’e @ eevival. That's a man singing | Got more good clothes than good sen “The Sister {s mistaken,” said Dr. A Child’s Confidence. Ma woran who dente and woo hows and that’s the vice of @ revivalist. I've | added the old lady from Indiana, as her |Greese, in his oillest manner. “The OW many of us know the! harshly at her children. The ‘common heard ‘em all, from Phillip Philips to| glance fell upon the ornate young Mrs. /evening was secular, the eong a eocial H ‘woman who boasts of having The P Trl Lal elLalalal alalalel al al al al al ol abl al al abel ak ak akal exclamation és: Sam @mall, and I knows 'em wh 1 ne—though ft contained a mora! the full confidence of her " u terrihle! knew bears ‘em. eal the Brothers!” eaid at the moral was, other than that children? mane niieetobe pany Petal aed in be- “We would have asked you to come| rs. Dusenberry, going over to greet | sailors wiho die in storms and ask to says proudly: ing gentle!” ‘ over, but tt was quite impromptu, and| Dr. Grease and Prof. Glurk effusively. | be buried at ea are able to have their “MY Wille and | ‘That's where they make the mistake. you have no telphone,” began Mrs.| ‘St did my heart good to hear your |last wish gratified, Dr, Greese aid not MY Ethel wouldn't | «poing gentle” fe not the entine waite Jarre. vices singing of some, sinner dying.” PU es iret dream of oing| on, ‘The practice of more suena . | “Don't go 'polizising to me, Sis’ Jarr," | she went on, “eo I grabbed my but anything — behind | hag’ Cova tall, IO ee Yack Works e * | anid the old tady. “Howdy, and shawl, fer something tells me t's | Toutt Greese, the Boy Evangelist, and ay ack shat they. | nre.s bene® cormmlete euoosea: 3 i tite p b. < that yonder fat, dark fellow ain't Gam ‘ rs A @rave and gentle judge frightens a The corner grocery was made to respect public opinion and con- LD Mrs. Dusenberry was one of lurk, the Singing Pilgrim!” sald the | Sonia We batore guilty child almost as much as a to “1 , y mm these svcial aturmy petrele, She old lady testtl, ol rampant one, By descending ¢o the form to it in order to get and keep custom The big corpora O pep Up otro bo tetas tha nuaule 5 a gay chere's noth: | revel of a pal, by meeting the itttle ef- + then could be made to feel the eame compulsion. ®@ wedding or divorce, with uncanny ‘The ex-temperance locturer paused, ing sneaky about) tender on a “we're in it together” bas MY children!" And still, when While and Ethel have been over at precision. In her own clrole of ac- Serpemenerrmntery Quaintances, either in New York, a# now, or in Taylor Township, Indiana, THE BLISSFUL INTERLUDE. Where she came from, she was on hand when olf friends departed thie Ife and MM ROOSEVELT was hailed in Boston as “our next Presi- |intle strangers came into it. a» not knowing whether to affirm or | deny the charge. And the old lady | went on: | ‘Don't you remember at the big re- vival at Taylor Township you had Jinny our house, playing Aspinwall and Matty Tawber and with our children, Emma Tuewller go out into the woods we have seen them and sing the chorus in the ‘Angel's| do the sneaklost, most petty things, Echo’? And when they answered back, | courageous In the knowledge that they as you set by the open winder at the are removed from mother's watchful organ, you rolled yer eyes Ike @ eye! uck in @ thunderstorm and groaned | It Is dificult, to get a chikl’s conf: | make tt want to conceal anything It ‘ | denoe, Children seem to start out with | may do in future, sis, you can accomplish more than you can by the most flowery discourse tn- terlapded with sorrowful glances end) near-affectionate pate! When you discover @ child in its gulit never give ft the idea that you are in: expressibly shocked, or that from that time on It must become an outcast fro the home circle, You'll never truth that way, and in child will have @ fear of you that wil Memoirs of a Commuter By Barton Wood Currie ” ; goa ee Copsriaht, 1011, by The Press Publisbiug Co, (The New York World) dent.” Mr. Taft waa frequently introduced on his Western See Nl Be Araen She nee 66TH US Lite OF Suburbia ten't [Christmas Soinse, the DokWwood Terrace trip as “our next President.” From which it appeare it is |phyelcian. Was it @ quilting party, an | euch a vale of teurs after Needlewomen's Christmas Sow, Alt more of an honor to be « President-rxpectant than a President in or aupper, on epldemis of mumps (1 addressed my good frau, | trutettc @oclety'a Colored Christmas 1 monsiew, a fandly feud or a Pro- Hidegarde, a8 soy Bewetit wns dosen Suen 40, same pessces President. Meeting, old Mra, Dusenberry off eye fell athwar! » by the rules e Laois yrye i >, oP ear Rhos prveant. the trail of Banta | Houseworkers' Union, we must give Experionce shows it is impossible for President and country to} with unerring acour she always Clauses that de: Gorataine 0 in sold, : only, learned SiGIKLAN F708 ALE ee ee ee gto iy tuture, have “a corking timo” together. Hither you club the country orjtimed Vieits at the crucial moment decked my evening [of this yesterday, and ft nearly bro ah—remember the Incident) together in a sort of antagonistic con “Rac! 0 1m an old | 1 4 "i Bo ft wae that ehe arrived at the newspaper.) “Back |my heart, 1 was ‘going to tr! now, But that was many years ago, a a vo OSE a it clubs you. The blissful period is the four monthe between elec- seer ac et Aone toe tenants ta that in that dear Har-|hat over for her and give her that hor- ny | poration against them, and It's not easy bh ‘ We were younger then, Sister," to overcome that ballaf, dion and inauguration, when you are literally “our next President,” |earby and surrounding apartments . J chirruped, | rivle pink silk waist that Aunt Feely u f “And you wasn't so pussy,” sald old) wy, * 1 k well of you Were clauoring @ protest against Prof he Janitor and | Rave me last Christmas, I was going Mrs, Dusenberry. “And bis whiskers Blurk’e singing "The Dying Sailor’ by alavatoe oyelle give ihe neweparr boy your oie | — ¥ to recall, if you can, your ow childhood; the way you WERE treated and the way you WISH, you had been treated. Your child te a1 | your ffe#h and blood: most Mkely it ha many of your characteristica—ect to ward It 48 you wish yo ted toward you your child ts {ll or tired tt ds gad that its mother and father a bigger and stronger and able to tect and shelter: but when ft is pert ty well it feels independent, and t only way you can @ o its trust is Mane Ne hes ten over. | Wa# Hed more, and he wasn't as bald dammering on the walle and shouting, Would now be overcoat, but he saya he has ten over. | MM C0 Milt ee ee Pe ! ote Wearing thelr} coats at home and wants cas ene eee ee ee a eeeaig ped pide frightening the children.” (A way they | | Tilacks #iand arine | HUMIAR: She toenan and the Gusher | whiskers back end rocked upon ble have in diarlem whea other people have | and atretching | boy want cash. Why, really, Mer Feces In his easiest platform manner, aa tise fostice, and, Letters from the People parties.) thelr palme for|foree, tt would the cheaper to take @/ i cieh to say: “Vou see, good people, | >” meoting it one child's loved, i rt in the treate "| heard the nise,” sald old Mra. the reception of | trip to Bermuda our past is a table il . LOLOL LLAAPLLPAPPAL LOA | Dugenderry, a8 she came in, panting, “I [the Nias toll, ‘That 1 one thing we| ‘To Bermuda," 1 groaned. “Why not {Mand you came back through ‘Taylor HERE ares) many women gust] 1: ir to you that {f the ‘ V Little fr but | Africa? But after we distribute all this f i aching to be the “right sort’ of | ittle faul commit, sometimes In the World Almanae, the two men when first man passes exc. | ——— : === |Sieain recompense for living, In the largess what Go we eet in reurat” {Towne with table rappings, when thers; ao many women who are | unknown ; Me ae Poth Ketter of The Evening World ond man, - a < ir « | lara 4 a n r 1 i ATTENTIVE, ; ‘Where can € find a Mot etating the A Plea ter Policemen, salary of the President of the United) to tne Maho: of The Breciag Werld: Mates and the eslary of cach Cabinet! (an any ome give a oane reason Gor RB Ww. | thie: Waa @ policeman te on @ ty “ from 11 o'clock at night ti 1 the next ri, ‘The Train Problem Again. ‘Morning, whet hurt does ft do any one spiritualism was all the go.” said the mothe put in the wilting to sacrifice anything and every ‘omings, the balance The Reason woodland wilda."* he privilege of being alive,” sighed | . Héldexunte look! up with a startiel | my frau. "We've at least got our| vices ‘way down the atreet. Well, it thing to their children! They try very | would go down with an awful bump on ied my jovial countenance | health to fall back on, Wilberforce, and |gmall world, after al \hard—but they don't know how to go| your side? ment and then uttered @ low, (then Geralding is turning out to be @! ‘The company generally agreed It WAS about tt. This Is not @ plea for the “spotling” mirthless laugh. sem." @ small world, after all, And then @) If @ mother can get her echtld's con jot the child, It ie Just an earnest en- “Why, you poor ninny! she sald “A gem!” T laughed wikily. “Why |pause fell upon the proceedings, the fidence she may old lady. “I thought I knowed ! z f nina: eh é pretty gure that | treaiy for you to be your ehild's cap: fo te Bitter } “You poor, miaguided silly! What 18! not? she comes an high as di Js." nt, resolving to nothing very radically wrong will hap- able companion rather than its omnle Tn regard gl may Ay h 9 tte to not feeling of mw janitor and @ full! dye that saddening Hat that Hilde- more foghorn ballads, pen to that child resent judge ie The wrain Gin to Wi a oe wuadron Of HEL and telephone boy | rarde read off to me was only the open: irs to Menah—" sald Prof. Ms Srot man in sons Ons Gen Gaaees tt ern aa compared with the Christman hy ing wedge. Wayen Lelimbed aboard the |Shurk, smacking his lps, “as our old i et the rate Sebeemen Ge anenes an hed oan't that appertaing In these parte? Dogwood Terrace semi-flyer Cwita the [friend spealgs of our work tn the Buper= fore the Tbe Or creat? di eames ee jet wive ear, Wilberforce, and absort | accent on the aem!) next morning, my {natural and the Occult, that perhaps “ % people think Winton, Here 1s a tet of Just to-day's neighbor, Rolin Jinks, rushed up to melour very dear fr! . ah Dr, Greese . After 1 minutes the |) MPt fon't look nice, why not a cigar? : @ 1 think {'e @ hem sougings: ‘ oo {and waid he'd put me down for $ for} would give us some experiments in the | maa, The train hae! gow eq nee one pall bn Akl ene Aollera. te |e Palvalien Army iva ( f ior the fund to | influence of the Occult on the M rial.” | A Mighty Punch “ite tutu bare to mone toate the bones a Gatton Are out every night tn all weathers he Animal Hk 1. Po. GOArh (0 lf ec the ee eee ee Hi All Rinaaal applended. Tt wen eyidsn Ob" TRIPLETT lives on the banks of the Ought to be allowad this 1 the .An “s }$1 for the fund with which to purchase }that a rare evening In psychic tests “P PT ly he oh Rhy Bard ar Sie reign Wie 7 0m ealr 6 the Mountain View Hospital, Two dol- ling engine driver a new allver-plated | would awe and interest | Brecsatoah Biter ee ncn Shooting Records. i 1 bet there are lots of people lara to the Dogwood Terrace Old Peo- | that agree with me adout this. oll can Mrs. Jarr tomsed her head in pride rien ple's Ranch, Two dollars to the First flehing pai 4 tell them stories of bis per We in Chattanooga a fow weeks age 8 “Fine! h . ™ ii recherche affair, indeed, | formances When he was a young man, Joo! man noticed ao old colored man BM. ¢, Church's Christmas tree. ‘Two dollars Fe cat a ryhgprerie Re: Te SAL BTR eoember of one of theme oxcur| VN sho cerrad hie Tat arm fe Country? to the Seoond Church's © | . nk ee that is the matter, une To ee Rew of Tre Be ‘ Re Auer ote ree lthe Dilly, Dally @ Delirious Ratlroad “ : ” ‘ rf v xo were | sour arm hecken Will readere who! have. lived here Two dollars to the Third Church's (a tew new engines and cars?” Bovine “Gold Mines, sane nn ernned the old mas, Is $e gem meio sheild | Christmas tree. ‘Two dollars to the Lit- | f ‘ W ZEALAND's gold mines have | Christmas froiic, Two | “Capttal joke,” sald Jinks, without a N one to be in the cow nd in Europe state briefly their ideas [ee to the following questions: “Which is nay te Heen hunting emile, “only it mounds stale.” and it's th “N 4 j . bot in my time Twas r) Ah been shootin’ trees!" country in the world {9 fo Ret ds accra wane aucae aan eae don't go Mh ge hewn] 4,0 All RRPRUME, AE fo TEMOR Faas Real 4 em Tove: target nartce,” Public echoo! education o: genera! edu: Gofiare to the Associated Heathens | Minds?” T asked there was nothing in the dairy business cation? And why? uw “ You'd better NOT don't,” Jinks shot “December 21 ie the shortest day|Chrietmas fund, Two dollars t if In the year.” y “Btop! 1 wailed. What's the total’ [Pack “A cousin of mine refused Last “Ne wonder, About all the Christ- Forty-two dollare,” sighed Hy ay on ay he's only got one leg Marriage| mas jeente have been bought by « ‘and they've only started. 9 end one ad bo oe ls te General Bouseworkers’ Union's | (To Be Continued.) for New Zealand until the milking ma- chines arrived. Now the whole country great dairy farm to she! are Veo ‘To the Etter of The Prening Wied fix feet aix inches 1 Lit him once on the Jott ‘of the Jaw and broke | |