The evening world. Newspaper, December 9, 1911, Page 5

y | | & i L 4 An i PANDOM.SHOT-S AT BIG GAME AND SMALL BY W.P.MSLOUGHLIN. HE GIN WAS THINKING HARD, a Suddenly > daid to the Gook: “Beats Banagher how some men ket emselves disiiked after doing an act ‘that brings them into merited Popritarity. the {dea?" asked the wondering Gook. , here it ‘s,” said the Gink, “Take the case of Hobson, who was kissed fnto glory, for his part in sinking the Merrimac to bottle up the Spinach fleet in Santiago Harbor. Wel}, he was all to the mevry until he began to talk, Then he lew up as high os Gilderoy's kite. And of course you know of Old Doc Cook. He might have go: away with that wort Pole stuff if he hadn't begun to make Windy after-dinner speeches. He soon talked himself into the sideshow class.” “Well? What are you driving at?” aid the Gook, “A case to date,” replied the Gink, ‘That is the one of Big Bill Burne, the Dynamite Detective. He did a great and valuable stunt in canning the murderous MoNamaras. He forthwith began to belabor a lot of windy labor leaders and took tho polish off a good job," “Well, Gompers is something on the gab Line, too, “1 know {t,” sald the Gink, “But hé's paid for It” T Gray from the secretaryship of! the New York National League Bagodall Chub was not sura a big stir Prise as the baseball writers would have it appear. They ‘knew that Billy had béen in the storm jcentre of abusive comment hurled at the New York ball said the Gook. NE RETIREMENT of "Billy structible head are getting along finely, I hear,” Hughey’s coco has had many a hard rap. Om one oc- casion Amos Rusie hit him a terrific swat on the temple with an inshoot bell and Hughey was seeing pink and ‘diue wigglers in the air for two weeks. Hoe JENNINGS and his inde: INTONEN HOMES club during the excitement attending the ticket sale for the world’s cham. Pionship series, Brush found himeelf in bad With the public over that par- tleular affair, and those who know his cand-index thod¢ were not Shocked when he gave Billy the gate. a bit! Meekin caught him with another one plumb a-top of his noee and squashed that part of his anatomy all over his face. Some wise guy on the grounds got a flat stone and a round one and | moulded the nose into shape, earning the admiration of the doctors who aur- veyed the job later on at the hospital. | Play \ Were of It ts the old favorite game of finding the goat. But I was shocked when Brush picked out a Milwaukee man named O'Brien to @urceed Gray. Showxed because I un- erstand tirere isn't a New Yorker on New York team, and I said to my- if when Gray was bounced, now hete’s a chance to get a Manhattanese/ It {s a nose of beauty to-day. Next thing Hughey did was tortake # header in the dark into the swimming tank in the Cornell gym. There was no water in it and Hughests head hit the bottom with a force that cracked the concrete. He was playing ball two days later. But Hughey came from the County on the job. But there was nothing Mayo. They have lots of good, hard doing! A Milwaukee Mlesian got {t. | bone in their crusts there. N DEFEATING WALTER COFFEY, the muoh-heralded wonder from San Francisco, the ot! night Mike Gibbons, the Walloping Welterweight from St. Paul, showed that he still had a whole budgetfull of tricks he hadn't unpacked im his brilliant bout’ with Gas House Willie Lewts.the week before. I watched Boxing Com ner O'Netil's smile of unalloyed pleasure as he followed the lever foot and hand and brain work of Gibbons, The high-domed lad from’ st. Paul—who, by the way, !s of Westport, County Mayo, parentage—would reach in unlike any jab ever seen before. It has a kick © of a piston of an ocean liner, It never misses, and as beak or flush on the mouth back goes the head of the victim until the top of the #kull almost touches the spine. Then as the be- wildered one straightens out Gibbons {s there with a short right etinging hook to jaw that plays the dickens, Great,” said the Commissioner as the second round ended. “My word,” said “Pommery Bod" Vernon, “but ‘es a bloomin’ devil among the tailors, wot?’ ‘And Bob put up his right to twist his once heavy mustache there. Bob's great face is now as bare of hatr as is @ Chinese continued, “this ‘ere lad {s @ good ‘un. It's a case of the ng it hover on the ‘Native Son of the Golden West soon as IBBONS DROPPED IN ON ME the morning after. shvece.” sez I, drawing over a chat: “Thatika, Wurra.” sez Mike. “But I can’t sit down. Tha nie me," the only place laws stated {t in one sentence: “Laws are made for future Govern- ment only." I commend that performance to long nce competitors for speed and ance, WHBBLS will be beard w ttendant excitement ! to-night. To-morrow of the an- a J, J. D.—The bet that Fusion woul by 15,000 in Greater New York too indefinite, It should have been made on a genera! result or on specified candidates, As you state {t never see one Danbury, Conn, bur the thousands go to the Garden to waich the scramble for fame and dollars ave just the same. Perhaps the wd really goes to 8€@lty me it tan ir whether it what a dike looks like applied to Kin Manhattan, or all three, to the Sec- WURRA, WURRA: Will you pleas prove of twenty of the w I have a bet on it. Yours for ecience, MORRIS LOGUE. retary of State for a recapitulation of the votes in the five boroughs and then let A and B go into a back room with a slate and pencil and the other stuff and worry it out. FRANK DONOVAN.—DI you that the best way to g to your query would be Kelth and Proctor? it ocour to an answer to write to include those Wh benefit to humanity. I think the man was great who first doped out an Irish stew, a plate of apa- My sele WURRA WURRA: Bhett! or a Ws of &. Mr, Car- bout this new “Auto-Intox- wie overioo.. He even If there ts some new fat pdges the dis science that enables & man to drin - ° water and imagine it whiskey, let G] BNATOR KERN of «. ¥ *€Y8) me know. Tt would save mo a lot of his idea of a drink Whisky | money if tt HOISTER, fs 21-4 inches of it in the or-] As I understand it, Mr. Hoister, auto- \ey glass, That teaves a margin of | intoxication ts a medical term describing Fo ‘one-quarter of an inch for water, tN Mr, Kern would attempt to get ewig with that much red licker in frost any of the bars {n Gotham he Would be felled with a bungstarter. Ut he did get permission to get away with that amount of the average boozs in phe drink he would de headed for the a condition that results from fermenta- tion of food in the stomach, causing @ result not unlike that which I am informed follows over-indulgence tn ale coholte atimul: T have heard of cows getting jagged by eating cider apples which ‘subsequently fermented and formed milk punches in thelr in psychopathic ward right off. nards, But this ts all hearsay, It is impos- RTHUR MIDDLETON, the cham-| sible for me to enlighten you further A pion Isaac Walton of t rand/on the subject. I know nothing of in- Banks, took a party out of Sheeps-/toxication by imagination or otherwise. Apply to the newly formed City Souse Committee. head last Sunday and every moth of ‘em got a state on—his line, Ar- thur came in with the trim Grace Irene loaded to tha guard with fish, As usual the dock was crowded when the Grace Irene came in, for Arthur can somehow logate the elusive seafolk when the other boats run dry. The Sheepsheaders were amazed when the: rthur’s cateh, He had aboard at »0 pounds of Ung and whiting, Judge Tommy Dineean son P. Mc., Bronx.—I¢ you were born tn this country, even though your parents were alle you were a full fledged American citizen at the age of 21. The fact that you were abroad for several years makes no difference, J. D, FI do not give decisions on banker and broker, It ts not a card je Pan poe game in any sense. It is a gamble and Cit eae ae he mess—and | or such a primitive character that I do Vell,” said the wise “what on|20t believe tt le played anywhere now i f the skates [@xeePt In Flatbush or Hackensack, earth did Middleton »! WURRA WURRA: welghed fo: pounds and were as ‘big ar nd ag all outdoors. Aand B, partners against C and D, ‘Arthur only smiled, He turned the| Play 1,00 point pinochie.» B, score ekates and ling over to Capt, Pulaski,| keeper, tells A, who has lead, that n@ Pulaski sent the whole cate) to the fish market, Where he exchanged it for aid, Ane now Arthur has the laugh on } the folk who thought skates were as) worthless as dogfish. 70 te needed to go out. A, ‘having no ace, leads lower card, giving C the lead, Lead comen back to A, who makes 70 and calls out, But his partner then informs him that 89, in- stead of 70, was needed, and C and D, by again playing to A's lead, prevent WURRA WURRA: I see that Assistant District-At- A and B from taking any mo: torney De Ford testified that he tricks. B, counting up score, gives fictated to three stenographers at | © and D 1,020 and A and B 900 : aa 14 | Then, A, rechecking score, finds that ence from 9 In the morning until ! the afternoon, making out the | 2 made a mistake In adding, proving in the afternoon, « : to C and D that A and B had 1,020 complaint or information against before A took first lead, instead of Joo Cassidy, et al Isn't this the | 929, giving A and Ba total of 1,000 record since Napoleon's time? and C and D 1,020. Who wins? Could SPEED. © and D claim out after the whole Not only a record but a disaster. If] hand was played out? he had di 1 to oF nographer for H, WASMANN, Brook ten. mint wing the exact la That was a fine mix-up, Mr. Wasmann, guage of the statute alleged have jand well worthy: of Brooklyn, which ly bden violated, tiv t wouldn't now be the real thing in razely dazzle mixes, trying to untus t of chargeslas witness the unpleasantness of last made to mike with the proof|Choosda, But as to the ruling in the and the law, He certa did leave |ease itself, 1 should say that nobody the court in doubt as to what law was|should suffer from an error in adding violated in the cas the score, Figures cannot le, and as And fomyour guidance, Napoleon held long as the figures were there to show world's record for legal brevity. He the error, the mistake should be rece the tive questipa of ex post facte tifed. A and B win. THE EVENING WORLD, SATURDAY, DECEMBER ‘9, DR. KORN READY FOR OPERATION ON CITY WASTE. WAGE-EARNERS PUT HOLIDAY MONEY Brokers in Suburbs Repori Heavy Buying Movement on Pay-as-Rent Plan. 50,000 GO FROM FLATS. Increasing Population Fills Place of Those Who Leave Centres of Congestion. He has been elected President of the United Real Estate OWners’ Associations for their new campaign against extrava- gant outlays in the municipal bude Home buying for the holidays began in large volume this week. Millions of Chrisimas money will go into small houses, mainly in suburban sections. Some of the money will go toward paying off mortgages on houses that have been occupted by the owners for several’ years. Much will go into new purchases. Brokers in all parte of the outlying districts reported to-day that the holl- ay trade i# becoming the heaviest in their recollection. They say that there has been lively hunting for houses this year, rather than for vacant land, and that wage earners everywhere are seek- ing chances for placing their savings into homes rather than in the banks or in corporation securities. New houses are being sought by those who are going far out in the subur' but the bulk of current buying involves older dwellings in the mld-zone of rapid transit. It 1s chiefly of the pay-as-rent kind, a small amount being patd in cash and the balance on regular instalments, THOUSANDS BUY HOMES ON SMALL-PAYMENT PLAN. Builders in the metropolitan district e sold more than 3,00 new dwell- ings to private homeseekers during the struction of small houses in groups of ten to thirty are plentiful in the Newark fuburbs, the Oranges and intermediate territory. NEW WESTCHESTER RAILROAD STARTS BUILDING BOOM. Another lively centre for high class Gwelting operations 1s the Wertchester section along the New York, Westches- ter and Boston Rajiroad, which 4s to be- gin train service eoon after the first of the year, Far parts of the Bronx to be opened by the new foad are leading the movement. The average cost of single 4wellings in that territory is far above that in other parts of the suburbs. The New Rochelle branch of the road will make the time from that place to Brooklyn Bridge in forty-nine minutes, according to the official schedule. ‘The istance js 19.95 miles. ‘The White Plains branch will run from one end to the other in fifty minute’, the distance being 20.85 miles. The new raiiroad ends at Wills and One Hiundred and Thirty-eighth street, where it will connect with the express t is of the Second and Third avenue elevated railroads. At One Hun- dred and Hightieth street, however, it enue Tenia. Ae ae pooh tc oni tare? | will connect with the Interborouga sub- rule, the bullders have taken back|W8y by means of the big new Bronx Park station, mortgages representing close to the full value of the propertie More than 4,000 amall houses have been built by the owners themselves for their own occupancy. “Many of them have been constructed upon loans procured from development companies that sold the sites to the builders, Others have been financed by long-term mortgages Which are payable !n instal- ments over a period of ten to twenty years. More than 1,000 were built with funds furnished by the building and loan assoctattons. Fully 8,000 dweilings built during the year have been rented by the builders or sold to speculative or investment holders. The owners in many intend to hold them for private invest- ment and they are not avallable for homeseekers who want to buy. All aections of the suburbs have been | relieved of their new house output al- most as soon as the structures were ready for occupanc There are few| available for buyers except at sharp| At Westchester avenue, tt will cross the Triborough subway, which will run along parallel and close to the West- chester road southward to Harlem River. It ts believed that the new West- chester Railroad wil! obtain practically control of this branch of the Triborough, or of another subway to be bullt, and that it will have its own direct lines eventually down through Manhattan to the Batter: nenljpsiililifiiniaiacinsaio WORKING GIRLS SAVE MONEY FOR VACATIONS. Woman's Welfare Department of Civic Federation Helps Them by Accepting Deposits. ‘The second annual “vacation e of the Vacation Committee Woman's Welfare Departmen ‘ational Civic Federation will be held ening” the of Mond ‘ent ext at je committee Haven, 90. Jeree) tat sbulldata ate plans street. The vacation savings fund phan, ning big operations for early spring, EASY MONEY FOR BUYERS OF TWO-FAMILY HOUSES. More than half of the houses built in the suburbs during the year have been| of the two-family type, Builders heen to get better loans on such structures because they have a stronger investment value. The rental from halt of the house enables the owner to meet hie carrying charges andsto pay off a falr percentage of his mortgage while using the other nalf for his own home, | thus saving his rent. will be obtain busl- be | which was adopted Nov. 16 } explained and members ur its further ignition, After the nes# vession an entertainment will given. The report of Miss Gertrude Robinson Smith, chairman of the comm shows the results of the work far ex ceeded expectations, In the summer of 1910, 339 working Kirlx (ook vacations 4 country boarding houses that had been investigated by the committee. All the girls reported that their stay had b delightful and their boarding houses ha Reports of the butlding-loan a been true homee. Last summer {0 tions this week state that more working gids had similar experiences 20,000 persons are baying homes in the/in the places at whica they spent tl metropolitan zone means of their| brief two weeks of Jel; loans, The c ots enable the buyer The committee found at first that the to pay for his home in twelve years,| itis were chary about going to the Many choose the monthly payment plan, | country. Some of them had tried tt and land the payments are not ‘arger than) found the houses were below rep tations and that there were comforts, The work of the com: excluded the possibility of any of t drawbacks, The success of the movement In get- ting vacation homes within the woryers of the they paid formerly for rent of flats or ar houses, Buying of olf hous has been financed to a great extent by the O~ | ciations and by new long term mort-| gage contracts devised by the large| means prompted the latest pi lending institutions, ‘" o-family dwell-| committee, tie vacation savings fund. ings of thie character, too, have found| It 1s meant to encourage the girls t the readiest market. Aeposit all thelr spare cash, week by Home-seekers alone have bought more| Week, With the committer, to Ingur: possession of sumMicient funds when the vacation time comes —_— POLICE BOAT STRIK than 8,000 old dwellings in the metropoll- tan distriot during the year. Some have sold their old houses to buy others, but the majority of the buyers have moved | trom flats, It 1s estimated that at least} » 12,000 families, or nearly 60,000 persons,| Man Had Been Den ES BODY. Only Short have moved from flats into private! Time, It Is Thougl a ‘ings during the year. As he was leaving the bo sain a Registrations of sthoo! eniidron and) pry” 4’ North River, to-day, Polloeman voters both verify this estimate, Bulld-| ge0.0" King et Harbor Squad statistics In Queens aud the smal 5 beg his launch strike 0 structio The boat the obstruction to be the bedy of a man | Phe man had tall, had welkhed 180 pounds, had brows hair and mustache and wa od in fa black suit, gray overcoat, blue striped shirt, white collar and dark t was nothing In the pockets of t! house suburbs likewise show an im mense drift to those sections from old flat-house districts. { | FLAT DWELLERS’ OLD QUAR- TERS FILLED BY NEWCOMERS. The movement outward of the flat- Gwellers {s not depopulating old crowded sections, because their places are taken promptly by new-comers, As the in- crease of population in the entire metro |My. oy poltan district for the year has been). the. w mute tan’ house above 200,000, and many old flat houses| were no marks of viole | have been torn down, the new demands! was sent to the Morgue. for living quarters have been enough to maintain congestion, and even to in-| was stop) It prove looked f » belleve the be | |oraase it. | DISEASE CURED! | Home buying in Brooklyn has been Sy Baal | more prominent during the year than in| cured to sta other suburb, because speculative | thousands of people in the past four years, 1 be any | buyers there ty undertaken larger | lieve it will ie YOU, even thous ave may joperations! and their properties have | Mr? benim (irene aa Gy be been forced, more conspicuously to Pp 4 age y free and postpaid, lic attention, Buying of the o ot treatment for yor ease, ad x Ny #3. | Brooklyn houses has been heavy b | A ay edly or gat Mas loause, Wome-seekers fyom Manhattan! tiuduce aud pore or m sl, colon Ihave ‘been educated, as a rule, to loos | Have sou any ot symp a upon Brooklyn ay the next centre for |the more comtiy private dwellings. h new captial began to flow into |B Tronb) > y wection this week as @| sou uy ‘eept now this through the McAdoo absen Guableliaa Checvesion tunnels 40 Newark, Frajecio fer oon- DEATH CROSSINGS ONLONG ISLAND |——GETFINALBLOW Public Service Board Orders Grades Abolished at Cost of | More Than $1,000,000, ‘The Public Service Commission to-day | served on the Long Island Railroad | Company final orders for the elimina- tion of grade crossings on its syatem, which wili cost $1,000,000, in round num- bers, and possibly more. he orders are the results of many months of study by engineers of the Commission ond of the city, and the company's engineers, | The amount stated is the sequence of the appropriation by the Legislature | this year of $28,000 for such work in| Greater New York, because under the | terms of the statute the State and city each pay one-quarter of the cost and the railroad company pays the remaining half, The Long Island Company wi will to foot the bill for any excess, & plan were adopted to which its eng neers agreed, The present order covers five cross- ings on the main line of the road, whioh | are treated under plans for one compre- | hensive improvement, and two crossings | on the Montauk Division. | stward from Long Island City, tha | first crossing affected is Laurel Hill! Boulevard, or Penny Bridge, the scene | of numerous fatal accidents. West 1s | Bushwick Junction, where Fresh Pond | road and Metropolitan avenue mpet. At this double crossing there is much traffic. A few weeks ago a train sliced off the end of a street car there. | ‘The other grades covered by the order | are on the Montauk Divigion, east Hollis. They are—in orde® from west to east—BayHy or Bennett aveneu, | Hempstead and Jamaica Turnpike, | Wertland avenue, Creed avenue and | Madison avenue. The tracks are to elevated, an dthe str s8 to be de- pressed BOMBS, BULLETS, YELLS AND SHRIEKS STR CHINATOWN Two Men Who Started It All Run Into the Arms of Police. it Sergeant ¢ making his flown this morning, | a rounds through 1911, Foot and climbed from one building to Anotias will they reiched No, 42 Mott street. Here they started to descend & A rear fire-escape when Fannie Emry, A negress and caretaker of the bullding,| de the ivan law and blazed away Despite Fannie’s shaking hond the tw were not anxious to n her shootin, | and entered the building and ran down to the atheet and into the walting a Lows Gardella, nineteen years old, of No. 2 Mott street, and Joseph Gauze, twenty-two years old of Ne. 3 Mott treet. Fanny and the two alleged burgiare were arraigned before Magistrate Ker- han In the Centre Street Court. After Nearing the woman's story the Magis- trate sald “While you were violating the law tn of the sergeant having that revolver in your room with. Farnie and the two men were taken | out a permit, you used it with good pur- to the Tombs. Fannie will have to tell | pose, and [ am going to let you off this why she had a revolver in her posses-| time. You are discharged.” sion The t men were held én $2,000 bat! 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A dose of the Bitters before meals will soon set chings right It will tone, sweeten and strengthen the stomach, stimulate the flow of gastric juices, keep the liver active. lari At Pell and Mott streets to ex- stoppe ehan pleasantries with Policeman Sul- | livan, | “When a man rises to the diguity of he a sergeancy,” Curran was saying, is entitled to all the resp and - Suddenly there wax a noise | shock of matter and th “h of worlds. | While the two blue ated guardians of | the peace stood transfixed the reports) of revolver shots through th streets, following a series of low echoed MeNamaras the sergeant v Jerry and Vil wa of the doorway must R shoute Out str rushed two dazed mi | knees almost touching thelr chins In their frantic and inspired efforts to get away. Curran promptly grasped each by the coat collar, With gasping breath | hey told their tale, Inspired: by shts of Chinese geld, | the twain had mounted to the third Hoor No, 82 Pell street, around the corner, to where the Chinese Society for Old| Men, known in the Celestial tongue as je Chue Yee ‘Tong, holds forth, ‘hey proceeded to batter in the door with the discreet secrecy of bank bnvixiars| foreing the doors of the Uulted States Treasury to the blaring of a brass band ind flreworks, s 1s what startled the policemen, is Yung, who lives across the| hallway, Was awakened from his dreams of becoming 4 ward boss tn Canton under the new Chinese repub- back the panel in juealed a warning that | transmitted from floor to floor and into sub cellars and China town was @ seething hive of excited Orientals The two Hale’s | Honey » Horehound and Tar | Coughs and = Colds Pike's Toothache Drops SS Cure in One Minute Every Woman in trouble—with headache, backache, nerves on edge, poor spirits and unreasonable fatigue— can find help for her whole system in BEECHAM’S PILLS | noisemakers rusned th (Ds «is The Big Joke Stories, Comical Skits, Quips, Clever Tricks, “American Women Are the Best Dressed,” Noted Parisian Fashion Expert; + The Great Spectacular Play Dramatized in London Featuring New York City Lif An Interesting Article About Strange Mind-Reading Tests That Any One Can Try; “I Have Conquered Gravity,” Explains Maj. 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