The evening world. Newspaper, December 9, 1911, Page 11

, ‘ a OFiG WVBAiiy Wisyassuc, warureay, Ww wecemoper ¥, mireezs By Carmicheel!!/S*’Matter, Pop? 34 “2th: “DE FIDE’ ssi é‘ ke) nee SOnE TNG Beto CUT * ) HIS LEGS OFF — Lf N) ne, AW Sccomn oe THATS NUTTIN, r) AN DEN Tle CoLuma ve TETCHA CUT HIS NECK IN attttede man, My Por coun | THO_WID ONE py Find A BF} Bie 1 Guess ~ Lt DO DE BUTCHERIN IN ¥ Zy_DE DINNING AA Ag - e (F 01S KNIFE DON'T CUT DE BONES TLL URDE AX NE, wy, DEAR i VIN Ps H DINNER, ROSIE q o, Wn ail Nh \an) “Darktown Doings " (we tetttalttie cx ) Ri By Harry Palmer (The New York World), Gp idl Lj UZ as ™ ho a Joes “James told me a touching little story just now. “He told me the same one this morning, and it touched me for $6.” po nnn nnn nn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnael “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” | 3 ty What’s the Use ot Being Blue? There Is a Lot of Luck Lett. By Clarence L,, Cullen. “1 took an awful chance In matrimony.” “Yes, you poor thing! But your husband hadn’t even a chance.” Betty Vincent’s Advice to Lovers What a Gift Really Means. HRISTMAS isn't very far off, and many of you re Bem ginning to wonder about Cristmas presents, This bit of advice is for girls. I shal) have some suggestions for young men Jater, In the first pla remember it is not necessary to give Presents to all the young men you know, or even to the majority of them, They are proverbially ungrateful. I know oa "a € 1911 by The Prose Publishing Co, (The New York World). OWARD! etimes Goes Dis-) ways Showed! gulsed ay Caution! \ " who's ‘loge Up” to be In the Col You never know ‘\, a girl who has several brothers, and she tells amusing and what “Banting | the Next ime Out *®) shocking tales of the treatment they accord to the dainty Means -yntll 794) \ feminine gifts with which th deluged evéry December, do it for Lack of) When Trouble 1s Looking for an Eas) at ‘The motive is thoughtlessness, of course, and carelessness, the Prive! Day he Hunts Up the Man who's Kasily is pore Discouraged! bad & rather than an active desire to hurt anybody's feelings. But Incenk ne result 1s just the exme. Girls, don't wast ‘on Chrisunas presents for men who are only acquaintances, Self - Consctous- ‘i “aie ness usually means! When "Kid" Hebit, the Heavyweight Pts een ted discovers that he's got your 4 poo Tnderatand-| youre Whipped before you Enter the Ring! ur time and aim that her daughter was not old enough Stopped Writing. to marry. Now the young lady hax GIRL who signs herself “B, M.""| Written and asked me why I am staying 4 What shall I do?” “sure, y ib Bi ay sorresponding| Write and tell her the reason, An Unknown Celebrity. | sce ee” Set your com-| ‘phe Trouble with a Lot of Us ts tha 4 T have been corresponding | ICE-PRESIDENT SHERMAN went to a] 00¥—it'e Fairvani 8 Magarine, plaints to Music—! we Forget to Furl Sail until witha young man for some time, and| The First Name, New York theatre some tthe ag a ee oe and Whistle ‘mm| ve Zormet to Furl Mail wath the Gaual he has told me he loves me, A month GIRL who signs herself “@. D,” ween the acta the party, which oocu- with the M 1 | 1 Abous to wre . D."" | pied one of the boxes, went out into the 1000). the Mute On! nd fo hla letters audtenty stopped, thous A Silent Ud seated SP ae"Vis dnt Stes | A The Reason vem Another Match. what le a I know he js not ill, 1 am going “Should a girl take the initia-| Aewngald (@, SOMMISSIONER HART is not an ‘ The Lies that we Dish O a ney Say” doe lake an: visit his family shortly, and what shali|tive in calling a friend of her flance ine Lie an. tae: Mnntersheh cera: ee. wilh 1 Quick Recovery. ered a a eae ye Bee Be hk Out t0| Ditterence iC the Bows Likes the Cut 0: T eay to him?” his first name, or should he first address 2 easy victim Sif you will lot] the gentime of M) Life Has Gone an rt half so much a8|your Ji and the Jump of your Curves 2 should ask him frankly for an ex-|{her in this fashion?" the Vice-President of the United a. ime, 1 won't ask eof Alabama ed | the Lhes we Hahd Out to Ourselves! | + —_— We've Noticed that whenever we've 4 “Get your hat.’ planation of the cessation of bis letters.) It would be better for poth to pre- don’t aay!" mee, serve the more formal address until a| “Yes; that's the Vice-Preaident. Now, we're in| young wo ed on the edge of a very big chair, | he? ‘We used to do a Lot of Fool Worry-| Pegged to Differ with Destiny Bee <a , : aiantle 10} “| box A.’ Send back word that the Vice-President | oirc expression ‘on | became restless as eavory odors camo from the re: plied the bishop, “he did, You eve i cena’ CI : ' $ The Froper Phrase. garnenty ie ne eee makes in-] ("in that box end have the comedian kid him a| her said pression On | con of the kitchen, At last he blurted out: Dother maton, eb 1k were.*'—Hlerpers 10S ebout where: the Christmas Feed | Changed the Subject! & MAN who signs himsel¢ “Cc, H,"| SP MALY Unconscious. Mittle,"* ‘{hey took all the animals into the parade! ‘There's lot of pie and cake in the ho Magazine, was Coming From—but Somehow it Al- Sy |. eltaa rn —— ~ a os ——s — sbiotoat Ne a aN ee i eta Opportunity never Stops to Bewl us 9, [Out if we Fall to Answer the Sum ots | mons! : 1 enernnnenennnnernnnnnnnnnannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnanannannes |e ay; the Quest of a Seat eee Clare Victor Dwiggins| |.°o"2% cua Rw ng Away from an Imaginary HELL Jack! on JACK - This Nice GENTLEMAN JUST > HE ADMIRED Brack Eves! y > “Is it proper to ¢ay ‘thank you’ to @ young lady you have just met, and who says ‘I am pleased to meet you?” Entirely proper, or you may repeat some elight variation of her remark. Shall He Call? ! A MAN who signs himself “C, G." ower | Trouble! PARDO Me, MiSs —— mw! lean 1 occury This Seat? 1 CEATARLY DO ADMIRE BLACK EYES! We've Observed tnat when we're Not Inclined to Ourselves the Best ot It Nobody Else is! writes: “1 called on a young lady until Yhee mother asked me to stop, saying The Tobog Awaits the Man whe Sends his Wife to the Door to Pacit, i .|the Creditors! j 3 Gee! | CANT STAND ‘The STUFFY AIR IN These CARS— I'M GOING TO STAND OUT OM "THE PLATFORM» In Watches of the Night. ENEATH the midnight moon of May, Through dusk on either hand, One sheet of silver spreads the bay, One crescent jet the land; The dark ships mirrored in the stream Their ghostly tresses shake— fWhen will the dead world cease to dream? When will the morning break? Perseverance may Miss some of the Early Pageantry, but Finally it Wine a Seat on the Reviewing Stand! Generally when you Face the Music the Discordant old Band quite Tooting! First Make Up your Mindthen Edit the Result! Beneath a night no longer May, Where only cold stars One giimmering ovean spi This haunted |) f mine; ‘And, soattered on the frozen shore, } My harp can never wake— ‘When will the dream of death be o'er? When will the morning break? _ William Winter, | The Homeltest Man we Ever Knew had, nevertheless, the Handsomes. Smile! “The Luck” doesn't Care how Muck it 4s Dog-Goned! ae A. Lot of Us besides the Pitcher Penalized for Starting « Balk! 3