The evening world. Newspaper, September 22, 1911, Page 16

oe The Che Seas world. Poblished Dally Except Sunday by, the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 68 00 63 Park Row, New York. 8. ANGUS BHAW, Pros. and Treus., | JOBEPL PULITZER Junior, Bec’ 63 Park Row. 64 Pork Row, ‘s Matter, nd the Continent and fn the International 1 Union. + $8.50] Ono Year. ..cccccceeeeeeee $0.78 730] One Month... arma J ae eee « Evening 1 ie tial of + Frida y. Septemb Re 22, er 1911. Will It Come Apart? A TEMPEST IN THE TEAPOT. ILE tempest long brewing in! the teapot over the impor- tation of artificially col- ored teas has broken at last. It was forecast by! Dr. Harvey Wiley fully a year ago. Now Secretary! MacVeagh issues the Treasury Department’s or- | der, to take immediate ef- fect at all the custom houses of this country, for- bidding the admittance of any tea containing artifi- | cial coloring or facing mat- | ter hereafter shipped from | abroad. his:prohibition will not seriously disturb the tea drinkers, | for whose protection, of course, it is chiefly intended. The importing | merchants take it very hard, and doubtless will appeal to have the de- cision reversed, if they can reach any authority high enough to assume the role of Ajax defying the lightning. The Chinese tea crop for) this year has been harvested, doctored up and shipped alrea Must | the Boston Tea Party of pre-Revolutionary days be re-enacted at other ports? Tea drinkers themselves know very little about tea—and in a} way they are wise to cultivate this blissful ignorance, for the sake of ed enjoyment of the cup that chcors without When it comes to a question of quality or blend, you can always get a reversal of any decision, praise or blame, on in- vineible authority. The Chinese philosophers extol their native bev- erage as a foretaste of heaven, and they can prove it. The Wileyites | hold that indigestion, caused by this same brand of green goods, is | a foretaste of somewhere else—and their argument is backed up by the U. 8. ‘Treasury Department's decision. When the Russian draws you a cup of tea from his decorative samovar, he hands you a lemon with it. The Englisnman gives you inglish breakfast tga” at 5 o'clock in the afternoon, and says it is the nectar of the gods. You give him the same thing, and he declares it has the taste, or tastelessness, of baled hay. Yet the English are the world’s great tea drinkers, upon whom the sun never sets, They took to the Indian and Ceylon tea in the first place because it was untaxed, and consequently cheaper than thé Chinese. Then the doctors found that it was as bad for the nerves as the China and Japan leaves were said to be for the digestion, * they compromised on a blend that is either double ruin or per ctly harmless—it is not quite certain which. In a London tea- shop one may see connoisseurs matching teas, to repeat the exact color blend, with thg same care that New York shoppers match ribbons. In, this country, although the import price of tea has gone down, and the premium system has been put in operation to stimu- late trade, the consumption per capita has not perceptibly increased during the past twenty years. Coffee has gained, while tea has lost, if anything. Japan teas have proportionately held their own in this market. India and Ceylon imports have risen from zero to more than 15,000,000 pounds per annum. The China teas have lost some ground, and now they are in a way to lose more, unless favored by some unexpected turn of fortune or fancy. Letters From the People Early Morning Pickpockets, To the Kaltor of The Faening World: In the morning in riding to work at ebout 5.2 on the Third avenue surface | years! that plekpockets Ket the cara bee tween Thirteenth and hteonth streets nd try to rob poor, unfortunate people Who are asicep. { think Mr, Waldo! would lke to know about this, the! police ought to take © hand fn the game. ONE WHO KNOWS. 7.262003; New York, 5,000,407, ‘To the Eslitor of Tha Evening Works Which has the largest population, London or New York? OA A It Can Re Solved. ‘To the FAttor of The Mrening World A correspondent asks whether the fol- lowing problem can be solved algebrate- ally: A man has $100 and buys 100 ant- istont and unwor inebriating. Dratving {6 included in almost every electrical engineering course. If, after a time, the company with whom you locate notices that you have the mak- ing of a good engineer and you have the ability to manage men, then your berth ts assured. I don't want to diss courage A, B. tn his ambitious, but I Would ke to say in conclusion that any kind of engineering in a bard road to travel, on which many fall before the goal 19 reashed, ‘The early pay is . the competition great, the field | large and there are ao many striving | to Kwin the coveted point that there ts animosity between themaelves, My ad- Vico to A, HB, would be to forget engi- heoring and etudy commercial law. ‘The business end seema to me the place for young fellows nowadays, OLD ENGINEER, onth Street, road, I noticed for the last few on Lendon, yn tn Fo To the Eaitor af Tho ¥ mals. He pays $10 for cows, % for hogs) ty), Rrenleg Weeds and @ cents for sheep, How many ot| yi", Betacaeaant iain, pant | pondente, te a or as eth | va Tanguay appeared at the City The- The problem is one con ning three) unknown quantities, and only two inde-| {7 '" “Follies of 1910" or 1900." pendent equations or conditions and as RBADER, such is algebraically indeterminate Ves, However, by the application of part | Tt biiioror The Krening Wortd: | algebra and part aasu Will you kindly state if first cousine avis abo. dolution. can Kot A marriage Hoense in New York Submit It to jAretet T, NELSON, To the Baitor of ‘Phe Event Mor. | Ploane tell me the proper way to prac | 7 the MAitor of ‘Phe Prening Wortd | coed to get 4 wong published, 11, A, | Whici ts correct! "Purchase from we ivheesk. Cone. the goods ON which we are headquar- tora,” or Live stock Problem, ‘Yo the Bditor of The Drening Word “Purchase from us goods WOK which we are headquarters?” | Here is the solution of prob Ld ROY, mitted by Louls Koseu: On Wants to Grow, hogs und sheep, JAMIS3 WALSH, | 7 the BAltor of The Kvening World 1 am a boy of sixteen yoars Waginner op jawt fielght tx only 4 feet g tne In what ‘Yo the Kattor of Ths Krewing Worlds way can nt? J en ores anal nT increase my height? ws. anew N At any good gymnasium the Instructor prospects of jactrical § eng can prescribe for you a would say: To take a course in olectri- sl oc Ppytaiden I 3 exercises | cal oF any kind of engineering is ait)" Meuines | e450 a inane right, and there Je always w place for) RIN | M mie ite become teller by the right man. But aft you have teen cand’ teane n the ages of wix- completed your electrical engineering | course ¥gu are by no means through Vhursday, with your staxfes, To become a smart, | To the Raltor of The Brening World cool, electrical engineer, you should get| On what day of the week in the year down to overalls and work among elec: |18% did Aug. 9 fal? FLORENK trical apparatus that you desire to be- Only if Name In begaliecd, come personally acquainted with, After | To the Bditor of The Krening W you have put in at least five years on} Can 4 person who hay taken unother this kind of work try to obtain @ posi- name legally transact business or votw Mom as eleivoml Granghtienes with @! dele! Wat Ane” concepn doling am clectrical business, JON WS, Catekill, N. x, | Tan the soum of the earth, and I know couse When I set on the steps and smoke; And yet 'm letdo eno fuss And I shore like my glass and Joke; Long years ago my head was high, And I shouldered among the best; [1 looked all my brothers in the Ay | But By Rolf Pielke. i} | } ‘A Dear but Unwelcome Old Friend Pays a Visit | To the Jarr Home, and Several Things Happen }| Copyright, 1911, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York World). By Roy L. McCardell. M RS. JARK thought tt fate; Mr. Jarr, when he learned of it af- terward, sald i waa only a co- incidence—but Mr. Dinkston, Brook- lyn's favorite eru- | dite, though tm- poverished, poet. philosopher and) heayweight cham- | plon of the Eng-; lish languag dropped in to tea that very evening. As Mrs. Jarr said | herseif, if it had deen anybody else ROY L. she would have MSCARDE. peen heartbroken. ‘The house was all upset with the pa- perhanger putting the chrysanthemum figure pattern paper on the parlor walls, with the little offset music room to mateh, It's always calied “the music room," because it contains a Davenport lounge where extra detached company not of sufficlent Importance to «ive up the best bedroom to are put to slumber, and whoereon thelr snores make the place melodious, ‘Phe dining room, as you will aco If you are ever invited to the Jarr domt- colle to dine, Is to be finished in a leht, anuff-brown, plain paper, with atenclled decoration of dull terra-cotta beneath the plate rack. Aw Mra. Jurr aaid herself, she didn't mind Mr, Dinkston, for he never no- tloead anything, He either had a bad The Squaw Man. 8 I loaf in the wun, at the trader's A store, T am dirty and most unkempt; It ain't a0 surprisin’, stranger, shore, Men turn from me in contempt; that same ‘Cause no one keapa back the fact; I #'pore ft'e my play to blush for shame, ; But my blushin’ machine won't act! I'm the pest of the agency—hear ‘em | Hut since then my life I've x d Phere's no use to tell it all, At the stepa of the trader's store sot in the sun ll the shadders fall And the medder larks sing no more; There's no use to tell it, the thing 1 | done |_T could end alt wiih what's the run— I'm here, that's 4 Kun or knife, Just let things lof cold and beer in the dining room, when Mr. | If cold or Indigestion or some other rea- son that compelled him, upon his phy- wician’s advice, to keep his throat con- | gushed Mrs, M ‘idge Smith. stantly moist, and, that being attended | The ardsan was using them both at to, he saw nothing, heard little and |thiy moment in sandpapering mustard talked a great deal. joff his plate with a half sandwich. “Oh, I do 0 love to see the deft way you use your strong, supple hands;” To encourage the paperhanger to ep, lady,” replied Mr, Rattigan, “I hurry through ‘with bis work, Mrs,;oan trim more paper wit’ ime trimmin’ Jarr had set out @ 4 o'clock tongue and ham luncheon |knife and a straight edge than halt sandwiches) these slobs kin with a patent trimmer, you was to see some of wolk I eos, now that the Board of ‘The paperhanger, Mr. Terence Ratt!-| Health makes us scrape off all the Ban, was discoursing on the state of/ old paper, it ould git you to wonder- trade in his line, to the eager tnterest| in’ why more of them scab paper- of the visiting Mrs, Clara Mudridge| hangers ain't chased buck Into the Old Smith, who always told her friends she | Ladies’ Homes they come out o! “Just loved the dear working people,| ‘low interesting!” cried Mrs, Mud- because they were so useful in the| ridge Smith, world, don't you know “Ah, the skilled artisan at his refec- Mr. Rattigan also neld the attention | tion!’ murmured Mr, Michael Angelo of the maid of all work, Gertrude, who| Pinkston, who entered at this juncture, had already settled in her mind that a| “What dignity hath labo: he cons paperhanger would make a better hus-|tinued, as he absentmindedly helped band than a fireman, because, while a) himself to the beer. “Thore is no fleld fireman could only save your life, a|of endeavor that does not inspire my paperhanger would have one's ittle| keenest introspection. The bee at the home embellished so that {t would be| honeycomb, the beaver a@t his task, the tho envy of the neighborhood, skilled artisan briskly plying his trade! Mra, Jarr wasn't particularly interest-| How service cleverly done refutes the ed except to wish the landlord would | {dle fulminations of the sophists!" have all the woodwork done over and| Mrs. Jarr took this to mean that Mr, the bedrooms, too, witle the man was|Dinkston thought It would be as well in the house. if the paper anger got back to his Job Dinkston arrived, Reflections ofa BACHELOR GIRL By Heien Rowland Copyrteht, M A woman used to tell her troubles to her pastor An the hope of getting consolation; now she tells them to her lawyer in the hope of getting alimony. One of the modern wonders of the world is thy a man should to himself to one woman by all the bonds of law and Heaven, apparently, just in order to enjoy flirting with the others. 1011, by The Press Publishing Go, (The New York World), OST people fall in love nowadays with a cold, hard, metallic sound, The women politiclans who helped in the Republican campaign in Denver have been refused seata at the Taft banquet, Ah, well, it's always when the hard wayk ia over and the fin begins that a man dis avers that @ woman as too weak and tender to join in. A man's ida of an interesting girl is one who maintains @ conversa tion by holding onto his lapel and asking him a lot of feeble-minded ques tions about the big, wicked world, When a man hesitates to marry a girl it is sometines merely because he hasn't the cruel, cruel heart to disappoint so many others, and permitted the poet to make inroads! on the refreshments alone. She coincided with the hint that the Paperhanger take up his labors again “And you are going to have the par-| lor finished for me to-di | she asked sweetly. | “Countin’ the time I took here from the shop, me eight hours is to up," sald dr, Rattigan, “You want a Job done non-unton, ma‘am?"" “I wouldn't care how it was done so it were well done and quickly,” she re- piled. “I gotcha,” said Mr. Rattigan with) his mouthful, “but I got some pride tn my trade. Overtime work I charges time and a half for, The old gink what | owns these flats won't pay no time and @ half.” “It was these restrictions to free en- deavor that marked the downfall of the ancient gullds,” sald Mr. Dinkston, “But Poesy, gentle Poesy, and the Arts have been untrammelied since time be-| gan!” “And that reminds me, I must be Ko- Ing!” exclaimed Mrs. Clara Mydrid, Smith, consulting her diamond studded | watch, “Goin! my way, lady?" asked the pa- perhanger, and he hurriedly shed his| overalls, and stood neatly clad tn @ blue serge sult. . “Permit ME to be your cavalier," said the gallant Dinkston. The insurgent wife pleased and said: “You can both come, as you insist!” “And I don't know which one she'd| have eloped with,” #aid Mrs. Jarr when | lan’ would you, wiggled = highly Mr. Jarr came home to hear the events | of the day, “only, just then her husband | drove up for her in his ten thousand dollar automobile.” Sa aa Odd Facts From Every- where, HE King of Swedon has Just cele | brated hia fifty-second birthday. | Like his father, King Oscar, he} ie a mighty hunt Sumatra ta famous the world over for its clear wrappers, and tobacco planta i tlons have spread to nelghboring isles, | Petroleum abounds tn China, and even | Shanghal has its quota of milllonatves | ade rich over night, ay it were, by the arvellous Wells, Over 4,000 years ago the Egyptian as tronomers adopted the present w seven days, oly dissociated — fre the lunar and solar cycles. Java is a tropical adise and y immense wealth to the Duteh tors, | Borneo is forging ahead and many large | enterprises are in successfal opera> Yes, (at's her—(thet bulk's my wife. |: 36h, tee SE es ll a emae Ucan To be made love to awkardly causes a woman more real pain than stopping on her toes when you are waltzing with } » de npthing faoliae aa ting a9 abn her, Gud nothing scusible after he ceasce to be | cherish “a tenderness almost in | Will be whom I shall wed. | hope she will be h | erance go hand in | daisies of June and | may | thing such an Institution we | to marry her, will T ev y Publishing Co, ww York World.) This Volume Is Affectionately Inscribed to My Dearest Sweetheart of Them AN, the Only One Who Has Not Jilted Me, MY FUTURE WIFP. God Only Knows Who She 1s.) The Love That Is Yet To Be. 'Y¥ Uncle Henry has told me that it is high time for me to get married. It M it were my policy to listen to any one's advice I would certainly heed My Uncle Henry's, for he has been a respectable married man lo these many years, and by diligence and thrift he has accumulated a small fortune. I mean to wed some day, but I want to be very deliberate about it. I will not be driven to it; I will not marry because some one s: Is uid, or to relieve the anxiety of any young !ady of my acquaintance who ts beginning to feel un- easy about her chances. I long for a home, I admit; I yearn for compantonship, and I crave the love of little children whom I may call my own, But none of these considerations would induce me to marry any one for whom I did not upportable,”” which Victor Hugo has said 1s the . r for agreeable reverie, what sort of woman this I hope she will be pretty, for I worship the beau- tiful; I hope she will be kind, for kindness keeps the heart aflame with hope. T aithy and that continued sickness may not sadden our journey I hope she wil! have @ liberal education, for ignorance and intol- nd, and intolerance 1s sure to breed serious discord, What her religion is matters little as long as her mind Is broad enough to concede that other sane and intelligent people have religious views entirely different from her own. I hope she will be musical and a good instrumentalist or singer, for i conceive that music in the home fs a powerful antidote against care and an effective tonic for weariness and depression. I hope she will be a lover of nature, that she may share with me the pleasure I have in a ramble through the woods, and that together we y pluck the blue spring violets, the white and yellow goldenrod that comes with autumn’s splendor. Is it extravagant to | for all these qualities in one woman? Though they be rare, yet I am convinced that such women exist There ought to be sort of matrimonial intelligence office, under the super- most powerful symptom of love, It affords me endless matt through life. vision of the State, to which men might resort In quest of a suitable mate. Every applicant should be required to submit his qualifications, with references, and to ify the kind of woman he prefers. Then, from the list of female candidates ously regis . he should be accorded an interview with a number who seem to meet his requires conditions are propitious: ts. Falling In love ts a vi y simple matter if the the charge of a nominal fee for registration I 1 easily supporting. And if some day I should concentrate my affections sufficiently on one woman afterward be true to her? Will my extreme suscepti- bility to the charms of the sex suddenly be so diminished that the attractions and influence of my wife will render me proof against the blandishments of wther women with whom I m: soctate? Will I be disposed to emulate the signal fidelity of Don Quixote, that knightly paragon of virtue, whom the most seductive wiles of court voluptuartes could not turn from the fealty he had sworn to the imaginary lady of his heart, the peer- les# Dulcinea del Toboso? The thought of this fills me with grave apprehension; yet I am willing to try it, and If I find some woman who feels that she can trust me T will engage to do the best I can, If the dif great, at least it {s a mutual one, and by mutual effort it may rr be overcome. Much will depend upon what sort of a match Tam able to make. If this my love, that is to be my wife, ts just the one I'm looking for, I will be so happy to have her, methinks, the rest of my lfe will be an endless worship, devoted to her. By The Day’s Good Stories }| Couldn’t Lose Him. “All About the Murder!” ACTORS frevvently rrovire unexpected proet non be ar track in front of jealism of their art, Not long ago, m the occasion of Ue performance of “Hamlet” by a distinguisled Enatish player, there were no more in | and absorbed spectator than two newsies in the gallery, The toys lad been watehing the performanee witlh breachless interpst, The last act was draw ing oa ‘THE duel al iragged Uie led: |, Hamlet killed, tain started down, On The er) there was a clatter and a crash the boys t ed for the door, back to his atte out on | The May Manton Fashions HE brewkfaat Jacket that gives an Empire effect and is cut in one with wleeves is a very the King bil 4 been took 4 wh an open wi f the oil w You will ty to leave me be Butialo Ex) man who ha ar and called norman getting A, will yout" — smart one. 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