The evening world. Newspaper, September 2, 1911, Page 9

The Evening World Dail Os PLAYED “THs HoT-OMck JOKE: on Jimmy FOR “went Year. > cats aw. > Se -8858 “6 _ y Magazine, Saturday, September 2, 1911. You ute MicRose!. GLAD ® tee Nov ALMats Remind ME OF God OLD Times, BACK q ne THE OLD" Used TO .KETCH You AWAY ERom Home AND TRim You $ exveecnt GOSH! | HATE TO ¢0 TO TOWN ER TWO DAYS: 1 OUGHTER TAKE KER OF THE eee eee ea © — WHO ©O You SupPose COULD DO AS AS:400 AND By Clare Victor Dwiggins Votpol fo! Rememper The Time jl wana ¢ Dats 2 Yes eae You le OLDE .. a men ev ene Pert Play Hoves or Gua. 1 | = AN Yes You ALANS SLEEP WHITH YouR, MovTH OPEN] CHILDHOOD — AH YES. willent You WAS SOUMO ASLEEP 4 ORT THEM WAS THE A SfooriFul aF Reo Perper an YoRIHAPPY DANS y Hetto. Smut! Pint NEADED 4 DAYS WHEN | TonGvE! HALHA! & You JumAe out oF THe WINDOW & RUN Ror @ "ROUND Tie. Hovse YELLIN’ MURDER « HO Ho! Ho Por, mister GINK 18 IN YOUR OFFICE wal FoR EDUCATION AND AREX GENTLEMAN, PoP, TING gonad Old Loves in #& ze New Settings By Alma Woodward. | Babbling B he in the banking line, whereby each was involved so closely that in their dreams they saw their clothing assume broad and distinct stripes that ran crosswise, If either had kept his mouth shut the other would not have been implicated, but as usually happens, each told all he knew. Since then the gentlemen hadn't bought thelr cigars at the same Place, and indeed, one had been known to refuse a drink at the same bar with the other. So when the infatuation of the young People was discovered both sets of pare ents were rightly wroth, and straight- away hit upon a plan to remove thelr offsprings from harm's reach. Juliet was rushed to the Convent of the Sacre Cocur in Paris, Romeo wae sent on a trip around the world, One day, when Romeo had reached Paris, in the course of his trip, he caught sight of Juliet tripping down the Rux ¢e la Patx, a black-robed nun in attendance Romeo, having lost some of his youth+ ful impulsiveness, thought {t the best) policy not to de: hig presence just then; instead he called @ taxi and fol- lowed to the gate of the convent, That night when all was still within the gates, a black and gray racing ma- chine drew up with a mighty snort out- Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York World) ROMEO AND JULIET. N a flaring white marble man- sion, gn Rive rive, dwelt Percival Joyrocks, pres- {dent of the Glow Worm Bank, The windows of his Pp were shrouded in folds of real file floors protected by ancient silk rugs, each of which had taken @ life- time to weave. ‘At the plate glass and wrought tron front door stood a flunkey in maroon livery; and dotted here and there throughout the halls were menials of every variety known to man. Percival Joyrocks was rich—rich be- | yond. the dreams of Madeline the Mani- | cure—but he was not happy, He had a one and only child, @ daugh- ter of sixteen, Jullet by name, She was a gloriously beautiful creature, with sparkling black e€ nd halr smooth and soft as the b: of some delicate bird. But, in the haughty poise of her head an@ the imperious curve of her small scarlet lips, one could read the arro- gance of her nature, Jullet was hard to tame! Now, two blocks from the Joyrocks mansion, a red granite building of huge proportions reared ito tiny towers and turrets, It had gray granite trimmings and the doors of the fine garage behind | sido the wall of the convent it stood open, disclosing a dozen or 80] Romeo and his chauffeur jumped to ‘elegant limousines and touring cars. | the ground and dragged a heavy coll of }rope from th® back of the machine. One weighted end they threw up at| window on the second floor, where a y white handkerchief fluttered, It caught by the waiting Juliet, and, a second later, @ figure in full motoring tightly grasping what appeared cave, began to slide grace- fully to earth, Without a ackward the three | Jumped into the car again and slazled down the road toward the American church, The next day, his marriage certificate closely folded in yellowback company, | in his vest pocket, Romeo cabled to; Jn this house lived Clarence de For- tune, president of the Faithless Trust Co,, a fine and upright man, His great grief had always been that he had but one child, a boy of twenty, Romeo by name, and gole heir to his colossal fortune. Romeo had always been a great etu- dent and followed implicitly the com- mands of his parent; until one day, jgoing to the Yale-Princeton football game, with a large party of young ‘people, he met Juliet Joyroc! It was love at first eight. W at. lterea it to them if the score 12-0 fm favor of Yale? Even though they | were laden with chrysanthemums and | papa; carried the orange and black trophies meo and Jullet lve again, Cable | of the defeated ones they were estatic- blessings, prepaid.” eager to tear the newly married twain! out « ally happy. But the course of true} he booked passage on the|apart. Romeo, coolly puffing a per- fumed cigarette in a gold and ambor When the boat docked two separate! hold Juliet, fondling @ tiny Blen- and distinct trate groups, the Joyrocks heim spaniel againgt the chinchilla of and de Fortune factions. rushed aboard..her coat, awaited the onslaught with- ) earliest boat, %t evome that a matter of five y Joyrocks and Clarence had a little encounter sai OH MAMMA MRS Gossip JUST CALLED UP AND I TOLD HER YOU In anawer to the wild splutterings of] will have been m his excited relatives Romeo answered: “Well, what's you going to do about {t? You'll have to go over to Paris to Dave it annulled Bieet't! take wan o ess By Harry Palmer Copyright, 1911, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York World THE TELEPHONE'S RINGING, GUESS I'LL SEE WHO IT 1S AND TELL THEM MAMMA'S @one CUT. WY SQN qualm, week, By the tlme you as fast as you knot up another. Come on, o what's the be sports-have a drink on|ALONG WITH “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” What’s the Use of Being Blue ? There Is a Lot of Luck Left. By Clarence [,. Cullen. ‘The Press Publ 1911, by Hull-Headedly Bound to t Forfeit the to Hepine when the Pintsh te e Turnpike of Trouble is Wide!) and Long, but a} Jat of Good Roads | Branch from it! Frightful Thing to be a Man with Captivating Time on the Man! The Weeping and| Wailing Thing! never got us Any- The Upand-In League has a Thou sand Members where the Down-and- Out Club has One! thing but | Laugh —and we De nay Might Just ax Well | oe cut LEN have Been the | Laugher | the ing Hand of} | Destin ished Avide Mere Human WW DIDN'T Y “ l If we only could Put a Sentinet y, Yj ‘ over our Sentimentality we'd be 7) DO NOTHIN uae Rac Aen een ad | Try a To: of that Talks) an Retra Steps mon eee ETT | but we can Pick a Better Path from NOW on! 1 » to & a Past Glories. | Habit hates to have us Wor a _ — Teme collation Clause t back w And they ald gee > sal here, Jus ALL OF WHICH GOERS TO | It's Perfectly Feasible to be on thé heen dimeuit t peti sl one tangle we'll /THAT THE TACTICS OF to empty benches. The ¥. MC. A. te MODERNIZED MOTORS — now seoking some new method of come “Inecrutable Yate” qumetimes ts mage | plying with the terms of the bequest. tw Pour-Flushing? Roston Transeriot, ) use? |AND JULIPDS HAV ROME mn while Making Atonement! 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