The evening world. Newspaper, September 2, 1911, Page 8

. — ST ie law ieee rem mrt . aaa . aaa —— The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, September 2. 191%: Such Is Life! lt The Luminous Void f ’ ishing Company; Nos. 68 60 63) Pavtwhed Daity Txcept Sunday by, the Brose Publ A B.ANGTS SHAW: Pree, and Treas |, OSEPH PULITZER Juntor, Bec'y, ? : 6 9, SPU Re a By Maurice Ketten. “Husband, Husband, Who 's Got aenenenE —— . ¢ World for tt 1 Countries = —— = = or th Postal Uni e whet \ Poor Tre F WHAT'S THe MATTER THERE OUGHT To BE A L. ° bedi : « 0.8 DARN Tat Fry! THERE OUGHT Ay be a ovo Boy? To FORBID Ovatens. Ne Copsrisht, 1911, by The Prese Publishing Ce. (The New York World), pI CLL PEER N : THERE Tae Thar ! A LAW To ForBI0 : EATEN ALIVE ITS TeRRIBL By Helen Rowland. | VOLUME 82..... wivceveve’ seseee eNO. 18,078 _ PEOPLE To Riu CRUEL ~ Poor OYSTERS Abide! i ~~ a 7 Fues : \ Wite faced the Other Woman. ane " ane a | I 'S0,"” she said slowly, as she nervously fingered the card tn her BLUE LANTE RNS, STRONG ARMS, yin "you have Sie you and my husband have a “That we are truly mated in the ‘luminous volt” PISTOL SLEUTHS. | \ gt terrupted the Other Woman, raising her eyes ¢0 yin /) with an inspired expression. “You know what that ? ORRECTIONS of some of the y / she demanded gently but firmly ‘ f) re \ / The wife bowed her head. city’s most fi ant abuses @ - ’ it means,” proceeded the AMinity, “that you ema @¢ 4 in a way to be accomplished, ot 1 \¢ Ly are no longer bound to one another in the ‘higher consti? 1 ke i er/ that we—that he and I-er, that is"— HAL i sdistla aed i a waded Prk y ioterrupted the Wite quietly, “ana T ams equals of the police force, created grateful for the noble inspiration that sent you here to tell and detailed for this laudable pur- | me this frankly and openly. 1, too, am a highly developed soul with @ firm belief in the ‘aural influence,’ and—ené 4! that sort of thing. And now, what do you want me to do” “TO LIVE UP TO YOUR HIGHER SELF!" and the ff Affinity raised @ gloved hand to heaven as she pronounced | the words with dramatic ferver. ‘Which means to pack up and go," repeated the Wife softly. “Well” and to her full height, “I will show you that I am not a low-browed ma- terfalist. My trunks will be ready in half an hour. Meantime, I feel it my auty | te give you some pointers on how to keep the vold luminous in this house for | more than half an hour after the honeymoon. pose. They propose to demon- | __ strate, as Sam Patch did in jump- ary ing over Genesee Falls, that “some | things can be done as well as others.” Rowdyism in the Bronx parks has been checked, according to EE taal i A a \ | “Thank you,” said the other graciously. “But”— Park Commissioner Higgins, by his “blue lantern squad” of twelve | ft \ | “First of all,’ interrupted the wife, “you must get tt clearly defined in your good men and true, who patrol the more secluded parta of the public | | = | { mind that a husband before and after taking is like the anti-fat ads.—so differs \ aenidni 7 i OUGHT “To B ! | ent! John’s income will never quite cover the expenses, no matter how much you grounds until midnight. ‘These azure searchlights are expected to non 0 BE Wiad } may pinch and ecrimp, So, unless you want the vold illummated with some @™ | become a wholesome terror to evildoers, but they mean no harm to fore By / iM | sparkling epigrams and flery language, you simply MUST not ask Med a ay | Romeos and Juliets—quite the contrary. “Tt has been falsely said,” | \ GET SRLAT CLLR URE | ee | declares the Commissioner, “that my blue lantern men were put on| Mt “Above all, if you want to keep the job to rid the parks of spooners, Nope! When I was young, I| to take the utmost care of John’s di Never give him anything but soft and always coax him to take a digestive spooned, too.” pill when he tells you he has been invited out to luncheon. As you value your Car ruffians and gangs of half grown boys, who all eummer long aural influence, never venture an opinion on any subject, because John will not " ie abide more than one eet of opinions in this house, When he wakes up in the have been making the transit lines to the beach resorts uncomfort- | morning with a grudge against the whole world and yourself in particular, just ‘i het ‘, i tip-toe round and don't answer back; and if he happens to overturn his coffee able and dangerous, _ wness their matoh occasionally in Poltce sup ob your pest tablecloth in his rage, act just ag though nothing had hap; Commissioner Waldo’s “strong arm equad.” The season ia ahont over | pened. It will all come right by evening, if things at the office happen to go bid now, but perhaps another year the “strong arms” will gct into action earlier, and possibly the thugs may remember. The proposed pistol sleutha, instructed to ferret out unlicensed way. ‘I will give you this extra latch-key, so that when John happens to stay eu RQ UTILE j all night ‘t ail alght ‘at his club,’ you can run over to your mother's and do your worrying LAMB CHOPS jut don’t lle awake thinking that he has been run over, or that something dread> firearms, stilettos, brass knuckles and sections of lead pipe, will be THERE OUGHT To B y a a dice aotallinay ae torteaiehiprr tptedhogesy ive bape at held in leash a while yet, until the courts shall interpret the new | he To FoRBID ‘ ready and some cracked ice for his head. These, with @ dose of seitser, will wes Sullivan law so as to make it clear what rights the unprotected house- EvPLE To ICL o | wally bring him back to his aura again. Oh, yes, and by the way, on Satu: THOLE DEAR aITTLE : e when the laundry comes home, and John goes into spasms because his dresi holder has over and above those accorded to or assumed by the bur- LAnOS se\\) aS wasn't put in, you'll usually find it behind the trunk or the plano, where he glar and the holdup man. 2 it when he took it off, Now, as to the five children"— 1 aia ‘The—-WHAT!" —_—————+-4+-_____ ‘The five children,” repeated the Wife. “T hope you will get along with and that the baby won't keep you awake nights much. Willie has the oh | Pox; but they'll all be practically through with that and the measies and | scarletina in five or aix y And now—goodby” “B-ut, wait a minute!” ¢1 the AMnity, “Where are you going?” / “Me? Oh, I'm going to Reno,” replied the Wife, waving her hana gagty, | “where { can see something bright and cheerful besides these four walls! I'm | going to live on the alimony, and use it to buy pink chiffons, and gew-gawe end | baubles, for which my essential being has been starving all these years. I am | Going to fiirt with all the fascinating men I've snubbed aince my wedding ag, And I'm going to b my heir marcelled if it costs a month's allowance. Geog. by! YOU aren't the only ‘ineffectual angel’ who has been beating the Jumineus | void in vain for the last ten years! So long!" GO TO THIS FIGHT. HE first State-regulated slugging- match under the new Frawley law has proved one contention of the Tammany sponsors of the said statute—namely, that with the ex- ception of baseball, prize fighting is the best-paying sport in this community. The Brown-Wells af- fair at the Madison Square Gar- per went den last Wednesday night defied Mrs. Jarr Gets All the News of New York the elements, the high cost of liv- ing, the fire and police regulations, Translated Into the Indiana Lang: age the Boxing Commission and the ’ i z é ‘ . Ooveright, 1911, by The Prem Pyttishing On carry . *ceptia’ . ‘ow ft ketch wri re dane - laws against gambling and ticket speculating; but at the same time, (The New York Word), teens fan Caraustar cant imuerare | whacalin(ineisopertete ca” od i CURCE aE RUT Y, ONE BEE | Copyright, 1011, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Wed), ~ and partly owing to this deflance, it brought out a mob df over 10,000 By Roy L. Mc dell geld Mra, Dusenberry. {pet thare hein't “It says that the young women. ne yoo ogra wae ola | | WONDER," remirked the Las disponed to be cle~nish, : Fae ‘ . Car: ° weneral st: in Indians wi ran away he h ni Ke! ‘es @ cantatt it in’t be isher, “why Mr, Ed a M.\t ong who paid $25,000 for admission and seate—which all of LD Mrs. Dusenberry came in car- | @R't got it box of specs on the counter | poet Is eticg ta: the oes ap ella hit ons polisher, “why Mr, only community tn the country tl lem did no’ get. O rying & newspaper. ‘They hain't stage acting plays. In fact, | Grout eluctant, 4 —blue specs, torter-shell speca and Ger-| “I knew she was the bold thing!"|we had the cantatter of ‘Queen Esther | ee Teak do bay a | Game Creed IG SE However, it is more than likely that this will prove a costly triumph for the “sport.” It was the sordid, disgraceful game of ten ‘I've broke my glasses y|man atlver specs. Steel bows 1s good | cried Mrs. Dusenberry. “I know them|at the church, In the basement whe! summons the | so inflamed over Z down anaes aitun’ |enough for me for overy day. Of course, | actresses! Ain't I seen ‘em and thelr| the eyester suppers {s held. And I re-| Bank ‘Examiner|ter of a year and a sate yee I Jest run in with | Preachers kin wear gold ones and s0| doings? When them female minstrels|member one that wasn't from the for det who is trr's5 to] tidings of their ~-ney that a f fi rey A do the lawyers at the county but |come to Taylortown the men folks) scripters, too—‘Fairies and Flowers.’ t what put] x y t they 0 th . find ou! put |», seml o iy yearn ago all over again. All the disgraceful conditions which a pit tony Phtieigrttd them in the box on the hardware|would act like a passel of fools, and|Dell Saurabaugh’s oldest gal the Union Bank o¢ | aenurancen Meee ipsgct the publiah q decade back caured the Horton law to be wiped off the statate books lady binds oor, | Counter, your ohice for quarter, 18|some of them pay 60 cents—fifty cents, | limb of a boy as ever I wiecuive GA? 44) em by Mi were in evidence here—except, perhaps, that the fast and furious ten- , and I'm going to | 004 enough fer me. mind you!—jest to sit and look at thelr|could throw ast you if you|. “Z didn't mind breakin’ ‘em when I| goings en. Not only the young fellers, | w: won't be neighbor- |"@4 my own bee and butter money hnd| mind you, but deacons of the church | be ‘ough to reaa| Went to town tradin’,”” rock like the ‘Modest Violet,’ and when ¢ fairy pulisd up & spring winder cur- Mrs, Dusenberry | would then and there backslide and be|tain which was in front of her she ward M. Grout, thetr fellow oft! paszaz.” the time when he took hold of the “Mr. Grout,” ex-| mains of the Meohanios -n4 Trad plained the laun-| Bank, resuscitated tt and changed {i round contest provided was not a “fak And if this circumstance be to the credit of the newly-created State Boxing Commission, it is ‘ é . : dry man, “was!name. However, bank deposi: ‘ a fh fi went on. “I'd Jest go to the box of |a-sayin’ they had to be out late to lodge| Jumps up from a lot : mullen stalke ergata * lepositors offeet by the fact that the bout was fought with five-ounce gloves, in- Be a one OF t | seca and pick up a hefty steel pair, tin’, and there they would be rev-| that !s put :here and sings out: pee nee ee ais Prone to be unreasonable w stead ired “Why, I'11 bel Wipe the dust off it and look the | ickedness and payin’ 60 cents| " ‘Leave me alone, this dell is my own! hi dono ael Oe suddenty expires.” at im Sen iconnpe lores requires by the len. iad to" anid Men (tore winder. If 1 could see the fles| rned money to do itt” SAnd yit that ga) grew nd man | @eanrin SREEND ae etal The Boxing Commission, which licensed this fight and others rq Jarr, “but yvou} What I could hear buzzin' I knowed| “Well, this won't be anything like|Med @ hose doctor, and ghe's got t $e follow, is at its debut face to face with charges of violation of sev ROY" L wouldn't break|(hem wae the glasses for me, and it said Mra. Jarr. ‘She’ wo Tre | of the depositors, Said depositors oing to|sets of twins this very day, ef they're| © L solng '/ivin', that must be old enough to bug|%® impatient lot, Why, they bave only the tater vines, ef nothin’ else.” been waiting about a year and a halt Ge SCAR eral different kinds of laws, besides the unwritten law of gentlemanly Praia Serle atil ge any o and uncommercialized sport, which its duty is to protect. The fight | te new stove pipe styles, for they have now on between the Commission and the prize-fight promoters on the jome beefing abe: the way that first fight of Mrs. Jarr was wondering whether| for some kind of a definite hunch that Frawiey season wae pulled old Mrs, Dusenberry had come over to| they are golng to get thelr money! |no pockets in them. “No pockets in ‘em! replied the old | (ea ers pave? read to her or to hear| sae cof any ae om pp cot Mi a Garden,” sala , one side and the public on the other will influence if it does not |'#4¥ from Indiana. “Do you think I “A lady socialist says she will live| gate of 3,000,000 in Mr. Grout's bank vettle the fate of the new boxing-show law, so called, Ae are ee iy Me Aah EG oC, ey ‘Rank Overcharge. The Doctor's TWINS. |ner own ite im her own way.” said Mra |e peevith, to aay the te. 2. Certainly Sir Philip Sidney, the pink of chivalry, left us the injunction: | my booke ye te keep Of rheamaties and | SPECIAL, writer had been usted by & ALN, RSH, fester, ,wiite, entoring a, batten Me eae sone oe pple la Lie Aaa . depository, The money "When you see a good fight, go to it.” The present agitation is|to chew « bit of for heartburn—'s'ever 4 a Lge py} — band, because they were not tempera-| is still there, or it ought to be there. 1 eas a ° sinker came of was lost. | mental: to each other, will be| Brooklyn bank depositors should know & fight for good fighting. Every citizen ought figuratively to go to BU. no, when I site Gown by the | company with his’ cousin, ‘went to tue amagnsine | that dav, * Mapey gs By Bog 4 the means of encouraging other women| py this timn that they must be patient it, whether in the interest of decency and order, or for the encourage- winder to ace what's goin’ on in the | cient nxt dy te tit. i's eas Cited, Wit wae | <9 throw off thelr shackles aad be free! with the financiers Whe volunteer te ally, the editor was in @ hyrry for it. While | carefully corked from the slavery of unhappy marriage.” of their money. They have ment of whatever of true manliness there may be in the fistic art. gtreet, z hd rely ate bad shes Saat, ere Shee the atkor eames tee water ew the doctor bet] “D9 tell!” said Mra. Dusenberry, ane fetes enough since October,| “The attitude of some ght promo 7 specs of mine; and not a grocery stot ue fo ry and men: Ol 100, the , clicking her tongue. “And does Missy fe agers,” eaid the laundry mi ~ tn this neighborhood Keeps speca and I) 2h M7 O00" mie tm anawer. mind nina tha is |think that's anything new that ehe's| =” ‘veminds me of one Mordaumt i don't know what to do to git another doing? Didn't Tempy Silsbee run off gibbon, who used to infest Park ti H t 4 t to Shell bg | this order ree the cashier's window A pair, Have to send out to Shellen-| and getting your check?” doctor, “and brows epl with = tin peddl ¢ 4 Hi barger's general store tn Taylortown, peddier? Didn't Abbie Tink-| Is insatiable thirst had alienated ‘The free lance took the order and stepped out | oe the betile, too.””—Belfast Times, qudlany, 1 seeenes! of the offloe, leaving his cousin with the editor, a ham leave her six children and a new from remunerative totl, but he saa | Before the e@tter could ‘make come commonplace True Sci parler organ, Jest bought for her, and diligent in collecting drinks. In Why, I never heard of @ grocery | remark by way of convertion the couda leaned ue ence. run away with a@ blind ohtropodist? @ slug of Park Row }* |store carrying spectacles,” wala Mra. | over and said mysteriously: HE man whow doctor had edviset Mm to} And @ good thing, fer she was cro: int would wi a a “Bay! He's my cousin, an’ il that—bat 1 be walk downtown in the looked | gyeq. Huh! ‘Them that wants to dees ’ rep his mitt | But tn my own home Y wish to keep “That's because the grocery atoree | mere, My Mice't tate hima mete'n ter haurs’Gs | him, Seren? o> Ge panhandler whe Lal Bald |) ative aid!” ° alae 1h ee bs a@nyth oose for m: » me / g . g ‘4 H ng y Sivouah your [anything T choose for my own safety. | nain't got no enterprise in thie town, | write dhat thing, I was right there un’ eaw him | “Xou’ eay you weet money for your starving | “But this woman says the State boards,’ thereby porte bs let me know the opening and closing A.C. whe grocery storen around here dom’t doin’ it. He dida't , th | wife and children,” he repested, “wall, 1 dea't| snould take care of the children,” » “Union Bank depositors of a hasty ae wie South jo’ time on it, an Delier: en,” wald ‘Union ald of his clasped fingers, mach mo @ates of the straw hat season 1 CH. | rou pattor st tee hens | ————-— | recount’ om ate ret of A Mrs. Jerr. | habit of mind have announced in pub-| rum than the capacity ef the glass Cost of Living in Chicago Where ts the nearest ate to New | : keepin’ still when “Woe am “And the State does take care of sick, | jice places that they would like to have! take every drink,’ he ex To the Baltor of The reaing World Wonk Whisad cel be Marcas anaes Not Guilty! | eago Kreuing Post, ‘Tee Pedestsian gaaped, but beld te bie purooes. | unfortunit little things,” aald Mrs. Du-| yar Grout tell «*-* hie bank did with | ever emided, Mike it was my last” “Whi “some reader Who! haw ttved tn | senset ees re be senberry, “Every ouse in the| their eevings and running accounts, Of id Chicexo at ¥ Bia Ny ve mean 1200 88] Tne nagtton Money Problem One Thing She Held Fast. that to be « Mar, | land is full of t To the Faitor of ‘The Bening, Wort: | ployed by a firm tn New York and the money’ oving our department to ( Y pore @ vegeena amt "Ss. arasienee men” bet ae course they can't find out from Mr, ARLE hae NOTED Bouthers meso teacher was girtag | tomes worth saving, But listen—do you know Grout, A depositor In @ defunct bank | A “oTiemon to antalented but carelos suite | thatthe liquor erlivis, to «certain extent, ite I’ve Lost My Way ja Brooklyn has the seme individual | . r : : corrective SPE," said the head a 1 wou'd say that one can ob- ‘ rapidly becoming impatient with | O*™, . | rights as a deaf and dumb man at a/ 66 along in order to hold o iy t ae that S cannot mulls! the plano and made @ wide desh for ber band. | Mling off the weak and tniprior clas In that TEN morning dawned, a perfect ‘After trying in various ways to gat posed charter unanimously What Tw My things by each cihes Aca ee, Kerehiel to stop & threatened angese. It wea the | TAY. Zo MAY be eald to be doing come goed, ay tt seemed, I thought, to pr’:|@ peep at their money, or @ smell of /#Y that if the Legisieture fa > ‘ast atrem aoe : be multiplied by apples, nor money | ( Oh gxclatmed ‘The beggar held out his hand, sage me, their money, to say nothing of @ feel of §® per To prove this we can try | | nandirentas Aimed the Menchers Karuming ber own | "piop Tight dere, mister,” he auld, “and help | Best I have seamed to lose my way. | jt @ committee of depositors got As- enta thmetlc: 800 cents, $5; 600 cents, fil! You low your ‘position, you lone your ting: | 4# 204, work slong before you ink @” somata’ wandered onward dreamily, semblyman Goldstein to roar for them, | € to ). Point off two places for I | S716, 7O Meee pene Ranebereit~706 lose orem ——>—___ Until the shadows, thick and black, | yr, Goldstein solicited and obtained the | hie of ‘ Jolla eault te $2,600, We know aded the pupil, with « twinkl Awekened me. T'd fain go back. of the State Banking Department eh te atest gees | dou seule Rue, We know srmimted te oh a tae, Raised the Rates, | avert cm ner sions; ns matter| 4, of ine State, Banking: Department Hone eee fk He, mule apolie A empantor UDGE ARAM C, FLACK of, Went Liperty where my footateps etray by policemen to be ons of the best To the Paitor of The Kvening Wort same things tt would rect Saray aid the ‘ther day, tpesking of the notorious | y can't escape the dreary moan of othare| ye tne aver worked under. Mr. be Week dM Ave, # | WALTER 8 LEVY, A Lively Tllustration, — |{,soze of in,aen understand, sree cated | ee eee enat I'pacsor meet | Goldateln and Mr. Cropsay set about as- hey id ° mi : eee 1 Almanac, FARING @ note at midnight in one of his | yor worse then than the voters “ 4 certaining from Mr, Grout if he knew|it Tammany Hal Bncager Jiro the tittor of The Breviag Worlds | a Aye vi gent etd ri e Mee te rene ot) Can redirect my straying feet, hether tho $100,000 deposited in hts| part He Ong the Demooray “Can't Koep| Where nd @ list Of the popular ru A | "NAM the voters of Cashel used to oot thetr| Perasistently, w.th downcast FO et tie toh, party generally will be swept out o N London, New Xe “fakin | yaad 9 eves SARaiOs 0009 On OM Devel: seek the way with weary face | | uNow Mr. Grout has attacked the in-| power ny, © horrifed and relentt | ory ot the Lown, to uc | That leads Lah a $2 SR en the! aeiry ‘and invoked the afa of the law | ‘lector ‘ ¢ - | ne day after the sermons the reform canal: clear, brig! ppy starting place. | Tt rartin W. Littleton, He seta forth| “The ked the laundry man, “why i | ; Midst doubts and tears and blinding | eek to restrain the Leyisl ) ‘i . an haa The First Tax | * that Assemblyman Goldstein js not a|® ‘ature from pe f Jade | ie Firs axiplane, replied the house ow ‘a dust id ad r plied the house owner, o nm to tnquire about th ng st ders were erected readers, COMPANY. at Lucerne has acc | “And als realize that 1 could shoot you dead ‘We strugsle on—because we must! proper per a stout the how many thieves © robbed the A ined die Ores Ad Glanae ais 5 mined? ymen of pe with the aid of theso ries Anotier trembling affirmative, But when I falter by che way to reat, | Union Bank depositors’ money and that . Mr, Cropsey's motives are open to aus- aysengers at wo much & "You did not hear me enter the houset"* and watch Life's moving etream, || 3 mtinuation of O. Euwer's is) | ladaers, Under the new law, men and | kilometre, registered by an instrument Proseeutor—Young man, you are| “Weil it you bad your windows fitted with ome Teometimes seem to hear One say: “The| picion. In the meantime the statute of Ghost of @ Chance,’ wilt H women o> helpless and the prey of! resembin vindmil Slt Ketchum's new patent burglar alarms, this E i ‘Way ie nearer than ye dream, Umitations 1s Working twenty-four houre J $% in : evembing @ small windmill, which {s | concealing some plot! ? 4 feu Sear anes wp ie y the news pages of te burgiars. I approve of @ Mcense forlattacied to the meroplane, and works\ Witnese—No, sir, | never wrote a | amén®,.dare happened, 1 em em agent for | now they ‘This ts the Way I planned for thee | day. day's Bvening World, 4 carrying concealed weapons ip publia on the principle of the anemometer, musical comedy In my life. “Tout the house owner had swoomed,—idess, ‘To lead thee soonest home to ME. " J ‘Brooklyn people have always bees