The evening world. Newspaper, August 25, 1911, Page 5

BERNARD PLANS FIRST TRIP 10 PACIFIC COAST tine His Family and Margot, the | French Maid, a Good ‘Loser, Will Go Along. NO TROUBLE WRITING. Night Telegram Great Aid to Faithful Husband Away From Home, He Says. BY CHARLES DARNTON. Even if he has been known to keep a Writer up beyond the regular Broadway closing hour, Sam Bernard ts nothing {f not a family man. When the home-loving comedian goes on his firet tour to the Pacific Coast he will take with him in his private car SuMictency his wife and two children, Dick, seven, and Rosalind, half-past four; Mishenahma, the cake-eating codfish; Old Reliable, the hairspring rm clock; and, last of all (she can be depended upon to be that, ), Margot, the French maid. like her because she’ Down at Atlantic City lost Dick's bathing sult and Rosalind's oll carriage. Rosalind, it should be added, will take along her Sha rian family of doll»— Ophet ogen, Desdemona, Viola, Portia, Katherine and Audr y “Rosalind from ‘As You Like It,’ Dick from ‘Richard III.'—get it?" pointed out the fond father, “I never forget my art, you see, But my wife is already beginning to remember the things she's ®oing to forget. About twenty times a day she remarks, ‘I know I'll forget to take along something that we'll be sure oing armed to the as to be ready for the Indians, Rosalind is looking forward to flowers and oranges. I don't know what to expect, for I've never been further THE EVENING WORLD, FRIDAY, AUGUST 25, Well Known Comedian and His Family Soon to Leave on Tour of the Far West ! | ‘West than Omaha.’ “You're not worrying about it?’ “No. but my mother is. When T first mentioned the trip she sald, ‘You've got money enough; why go out there where they're having earthquakes all the time?’ "Don't believe all that stuff in the Papers about earthquakes, mother,’ said, ‘that's printed just to advertise in Francisco.’ ‘That’ funny way to Advertise,’ she remarked. ‘And anyway I don’t want you to go ‘way out there lone.’ ENT EVERY SUNDAY WITH FAMILY LAST SEASON. “To tell the truth,” confessed Mr. Bernard, “I felt the same way about it. I knew I'd be awfully lonesome without Mrs, Bernard and the kid {t was finally arranged that they 5! HUNTING WILL. OF POOR MAN’ WHO >| Woman First of Many Rela- tives to abs in Quest of go along, I've n " from home. it Dr. Meye state, wet back meant tr of time One rv the advance «vard of | gop i wo many © interested in the dispo- sition of $6 Meyers of N evidence | rived in 000 left by Dr, C) West 1 or other | again on family with will make it seem just night and get back somehow in time t r Monday n me on this tovr like home.” He was reminded that he would also be saved the trouble of writing home. "You can't keep tt up night,” he sald, wood, steady-going imaginat right to start off by saying: —tam who ¢ tutions years a quast | a men letter really morning wh bright, Of ting alone 4 anyhow, fellow « Umit y words, You ca sound as if you would like more, but of course the telegraph com: | pany won't let you. Your wife under- | that and {s satisfied that you love ta 2 that the illness whte! his death was largely due to leney of food, | al years ago Dr, Meyers had 8. | company We it would get up a full no two alik you'd have to do would bi address at the top and file on But the best thing for 4 to do now {s to write ht the morning, He migh else to do at ting alome tow In this will he Is supposed to| have left his property to his reiatives. SURE SECOND WILL GIVES ES- TATE TO CHARITY. Later he decided to make a new will. | se of an attorney It was witnessed | mas P, Burke, of | he can't afford to let his mind wander, th street, | SURF HE’LL FEEL LIKE A RUBE!” IN FAR WEST. Ss NO SIN. | I is to refine th os Of ROOAN hathier t la the only} nx to feel like a rub but I know we all these enjoy t tains, but Tg go running along the edge of @ precl preci—precip-tl-ti— | “That word alone makes me dizzy,” | he broke oft, hop: But any we'll soon be out there where have those things. I had a awful time getting chorus girls to go along, | They all said they would ha dt with thelr mothers first, I never heard of so many mothers before! But | fq, at last I got my chorus fillet, 1 guess they're all native daughters of Califor- nia who want to go home, We'll play some one-night stands on the way out, | ands of fat women are beautiful ag behind in the race 00 ponderous | holr face has Now, pretty fat women c fat (not the good pure-lned reduce that flesh) In a} A month No wrinkles o form, but the fat w a Tablets are a boon but my family wan't play ‘em, Wil] ing made from th ship them on a week ahead. And if the | scription, % om ' scare Aromatic at 10 o'clock tn the ie er), and are lik of the drugelat or the Marmola $4 Farmer Bidg., Detroit, Mich., | costing only seventty-five cents, want to give that French maid plenty of time in which to miss the train.” FT $5000: inst! ALL BRASS BIN, POSTS selected oak, large siz mirror, ¢ TERMS) $33 CHAIR 5,00 7.50 10.00 15.00 25.00 atfrom $20to $24. Spe cial to read the will, but was certain the} ad been left to churches and | itutions, as Dr, Meyers | ‘ {ntimated to him that ed making beque sts 1 “ “ Fre of this e two of the Harlem’s Greatest Furniture Store! Note the ALL BRASS ‘BEDS, wilh heavy fillers, HIGH GRADE BUFFETS, in genuine and polished quartered gi with fine 7! 3. 43 CREDIT | wy Purchases, Weekly, $1.60 ‘eee CREDIT TERMS $3.00 Bown on $50.00 APARTMENTS FURNISHED Br SIAN, $50 Compleie trom 49,48 to 500.00 With Every Purchiveo S' ED Kea FISHER BROSms COLUMBUS AVE ser 103° 2. |WOODMEN TO HAVE BIG DAY. 'Noted Men Expected at | largely attended. 1911, Clean-up « Silk Dresses For Women and Misses Messalines, Taffetas, Foulards of high standard, in an assort- ment of fashion favored styles, effectively trimmed. Formerly $12.00 to $20.00 Saturday Sale 7, 50 L. M. BLUMSTEIN, West 125th St., Bet. 7th & 8th Avs. es Long |Glasses Will Overcome Any Eyesight Trouble. The important thing is to determine’ the exact -hature of the trouble, and get the right glasses, a | | | Guarantees Accuracy. We Charge for Glasses Only. Perfect Fitting Glasses as Low as $2.50 } | J Oculist#’ Opticians 223Sieth Av,,15thSt. 217B'dway, Astor House | $50 Sith A. 22d St.’ 101 Nasean — Ann St. Annaal Piente of Fraternal Society. The annual piente and games of the Modern Woodmen of America at tne Manhattan Carino to-morrow willl be Among the Invited uests are ex-President Roosevelt, Wil- tan J. Bryan and Senator La F« 6, 17 West 42d—Bet. Sth & 6th Aves., New Yorks | all of whom are affiliated with the| 496 Fulton St., Cor. Bond St., Brooklyn. , Which has more than 1,220,000 = bers. | bands have been ert Open Evenings Until 9 o'CL Pr] 109% slewed'eo al cash sale, are eee and prize bowling. The crack Team of Manhattan Camp, 11, meet rival teams in a . championship, Your gums will be healthy, your teeth sound and white by using daily 1417- 1423 THIRD AVE. Savestt The Curative Mouth Wash | 15¢,, 50¢. and $1.00 per bottle at your druggist. price—the lowest by far ever uoted for these splendid 2-IN, POST, ylish flat English 5.00 10.00 etc, lac quered, in bright or satin THIS SOLID Beauliful Boston 5 BRASSBED LEAT HERE Every PurchaselEvery of $100 or Overjof $5 Furnished dComprete? OO: 9 Room Flat Open saturdays $1.00 | Till 10 P. M., Be- 7ée || ginning Septemher Le Ladies’ or Men's Clothing up to °25.00 4 $1.00 Down--$1.00 Per Week (ioen Baturday a Delivered inode Belore Selecting Your Apartment CONSULT THE “Apartment to Let” Advertisements in THE WORLD IT WILL SAVE You Time, Energy and Money The World's “Apartment to Let” Advertisements offer you the greatest variety of selection. All prices, sizes and locatlons OPENS AN ACCOUNT ‘This BRA HED FR 75,00 Value $15 | ‘Ip Double g-3¢ Gree GREENHOF-SI TWO MAI BUILDINGS. Pres. 32 f No Charge for Alterations on Women’s and Misses’ Apparel: OE ‘Store Closes on on Saturday at 1 o’ Clock lock ‘MAIN BUILDING Suits In Sizes 38 2 $ 52. Absolute $1: $18 Values,on Well, here is the sale of the y Includi: teed) Plain Blue There are also excellimt light- materials in fancy blue serges, mixtures—the very patterns that to stout men. wh iad morning. It's.a day of bargains several hundred pairs of trousers a: ular selling prices. MAIN BUILDING Men’s & Youths’ Straw Hats, 50¢ Every Style—Every Straw—Every Size—Vatues to $2 Every hat in the offering should be sold before 1 o'clock, tomorrow. Men’s §3 & °3:50$ Low Shoes, at . 1.49 Included are SEVERAL HUNDRED PAIRS OF FOOT-MOULDS— our own well- and favorably-known brand. The price named for to- morrow is so small that they will be wise who prrcnees more than one pair to tide them over the coming months, There are all styles, all II leath Bags! call Lace Shoes rg ra White Canvas Shooa und Ox- fords—Goodye: elt soles; $2.50 grade, ig morrow. ate 74 MAIN BUILDIN up to $14; $2 value, at (MAIN Bullding, Second Floor.) Boys’ 52 to 83 Washable: Suits Grouped for Saturday Morning Clearance, at 75¢c & *1.19 Excellentlymades” its able washable . Quite a vari- ety of gor -looking fa- These were the best values in New York even at the regular prices. Boys’ Wash- able and Straw Hats Here Is the Final Cleprance of Many Styles, at 15¢ & 39c (MAIN Bullding, Second Floor) Women’s Formerly Priced Up to $2.50. Sat- urday Morning, at This is a clearance, and materia us yet. These dresses are in whi blue and blue-and-white. price: bordered lawn, Gingham. TOMORROW'S BUT HALF DAY, dress bargains. (MAIN Bullding, First Ploor) MAIN BUILDING Groceries,Cakes, Meats Good things—yes, the very best things—for Sunday's dinner, a an outing or a picnic, see our suggestions at the Delicatessen Co A few of Saturday morning's specials: rresy creamery BUTTER—print....., 33¢ ., BEST BOILED HAM— 4 Fresh Meats muchine-sliced’ pe, BAC peptide dh freah-killed, hie iT ee of Fane y 15¢ FRESH EGGS— 27¢ b « Noutber selected, |] SPICED MIXED : l5e cab pisnle 1146 |] PickLes—pint bore, 24€ CHICKENS choice qual : PORTED SARDINES’ 1 D¢ ty; for roasting; =e CALIFORNIA RIPE 34¢c MUTTON ahert fore ute Ait: Wrptity et pet q a se Te of we belts 136 29¢ ston legs of fancy HOC KS ~eweet-pickied, fenene 6h ky 10¢ i sored pigs’; ; HACKENSACK SWEBT 4 n | SANDWICHES —f CORN dor cars, BOC | SAN) vee IMPORTED SWISS ae or oh machine-siived; ) ue H aan .. 82e | TEN GREENHUT BUILDING ; Saturday morning is a busy period with us. usually so, for our famous MID-SUMMER FURNITURE AND HO SALES are now in their closing days. You will do well to a visit during the few shopping hours of tomorrow and SE ing power your dollar commands. COME! Ask for dat Saturday Morning, at MAIN BUILDING Linen Dresses timely one—for there’s cansid- erable warm weather in store for with blue trimmings, tan-and- Or you may have, at the same Checked Gingham Dresses, navy blue and plain blue remember, so please COME EARLY for one of these extra fine This ity it + reen. Trading Stampe—We Give “" | SaaS n Trading Stamps With Purchases Madle Before 12 0’ EL EL COO} no esr EW YORK -Hats Trimmed rimmed Free _| $8.75 ear for big fellows— those who are usually forgot ‘em when bargains in wear- ing apparel are being distribwed. We Offer 418 Suits Selected from Our Own Superb Regular Stocks, Plenty of (Guaran- Serges. and oe fancy worsteds and are most becoming Men andj youths of regular build will also find it decidedly worth while to visit our great Clothing Store, Sarurday for everybody. In addition to. this:clearanée of suits, we will also offer t about 14 of the reg- (MAIN Building, Secand Fioor.) MAIN BUILDING —=— Saturday A. M. in Toy Town Five of the Many Specials Geneine Cowhide Jiraya 10 idiyes, Baits oving e r eaulariy erat, LOc nent 25c; na Tea Set—neatly 5. ata - 10e.. PC Stor f 3. & noi! ieaker ; regularly 49¢ 28c3 at... Character TD olls— (MAIN Building, Pourth Floor.) reg. $1; Saturday a te A nd if you are planning unter, Delicious Cakes Made fresh every minutes in our own "Di ahi” Bakery ay “Bveryth or the iy nl™