The evening world. Newspaper, August 14, 1911, Page 11

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Monday, August 14, 1911. RAR AAS ne RRR RA AAAAR RAR. é> “Them Was the Happy Days!” & By Clare Victor Dwiggins A ARRAN RARARARL AS Ww annnnnnw, NAb AARARR AAG SAARARRARSARARAARDR AT BRR A A! RODD AN CO SAR AALESAAAAARSALO RRA AA SDAA MERA RARER RADA NRA RIRARRRRAD SAE OAAIRD ESR SAA SARA . Conzriabt, 1024. by The Pras Publiehing Co, (The New York World). THERES a LECTURE ‘Im H AL HA! Jind YoU KHow , IMM, These 1 NEVER SAW ONE YET, THOUGH, ANHAT WAS AS FUNNY AS THE WAY) CEDAR ‘Thee! GOING “To HEAR! 1" BuLLe mean wit tate bUdB—|] | Be THE 9 WA! HAL HA! sure, oF 7 | Rout House ,UNAUMAN, Ho! Ho! Ho! WESE COARSE , VULGAR . MINE,Too! Welt IMPOSSIBLE Comic SERIES You LOOKED THAT TIME WHER | rs They REMIND ME Stapstick Comics ARE }} | E GO AND WEAR HR. J Remind me oF The WAY DipPen You IM THE MoLASsEs (A\\ AAD YouR DOG DIDNT Rene i OF Those GOOD TOR > FLUBD. HE} |) 1 useo 7 HAND IT To BARREL AMO THen—— AJ you & THOUGHT ‘You Wns A (Hee BD laa wen een Ou, BACK IN THE GE RABBIT ~ HAS HA’ On, SAY!) felis ort LAUGH? I HEVER LAUGHEDAT I) & THEM WAS NO Comic LIKE | USED To te | The Jarr Vamily | Mr. Jarr Does a Favor for His Wife. Then} | ‘ All Sorts of Things Happen All at Once} | | COLUMBIA COLLEGE ~ WHAT! MY UMBRELLAL~ NO YOu DOW T “MADAM , J GEG Your) . . ~ [16TH STREET = AND SUCH A RESPEC- MISTER {THAT's )| PARDON ~ IAM VER NEXT STOR! TABLE APPEARING pa ABSENT *Z I.PERSON,TOO / i : 2, \\MINPED § y {at TIMES’) Oe a PETE RET TTT Caught With the Goods % % By “Crite”’| Copyright, 1911, by The Press Vublishing Co, (The New York World). Betty Vincent’s Advice On Courtship and Marriage The Lagcard Wooer. OMETIMES when a young man goes to a real estate for a tain definite length of ume, That i, he by A Copyright, 1911, hy The Prese Publishing Co, (The New York World) By Roy L. McCardell. indiscretion with mendacity! a sudden and @ complete uct or I must ask | | | | y may take I refuse 1 it i# not put on the markt for a omment of y Know you 4 nade in the ways limited. In business indefinite refusal." Apd this vl of t not = have been “ € attention to a gtrl for two years, . and though we have never been engaged [ have always Intended to marry her, Hut she does not refuse invitations from other mea. What am 1 to do about itt | Why in the wortd 4 at does she know It, after wait- you ask her to marry you? W Do you think she {4 a mind read Inds (hat you do not declare yourself, your honesty. * | of your secret tn ing a time si + opinion ether of your courage she will naturally have a R. JARR was using up a spare M theatre ticket dy taking Jarr’s dearest young lady f Mis Mud He was tak wns 1 t blew atthe rea | He was 4 3 1 | sc 9 What a dear, sweet looking old gen. | ees / | Also she Will naturelly not wish to conflag herself to your continued-in-our- " dor tle rie | oe 7 | next courtship. fF don't blame her a bit MeCARDELL 1 y ' | fi , os = | seriously wish a young woman to be your wite ask her at the ear Ot makes trocole, and | ou'l 0 y Ha " E lest possible opportunity. And don't expect to monopolize the society of a man who | aly id Mr. da irl F an gir! who Ix not your fancee Ww t fetching of her en co y | - = nother Man. A Ma'ter of Etiquette. 1 was bright eyed and se L t ty DFESSO 5 7 El Man who signs hinvelt “tT. G." WAN who signs himeelt “H.W WAR ghar Eounnea iit i ; | f A E YOu'vE HAD\{ HEAVENS CAUGHT A ts Ly oh aaealtbe a at Mg Siiver, her rumavoy flance, she kave |: y suagenied, 1 ay| | A VERY an THAT WOMAN] |wiTa TH? | | OT Wave bean payin alent on| awe ; ail over, th y take supper to) 1 LEFT TO GE REPAIRED. RW) EN RAMEE O'DAY) MISTER LL AGAIN Itt GOODS=} Jo w uted w year yo my#elf | younse wor rf av ; Jarr, Rtod a nolac ter, eer —p.— SMIBWAY rah al N MIN IS s we } for some months. 1 moved out of town | quently eatied, 1 . . r = ame % and have since | that another young man has a short calling on a gitt should T eay, the girl What should [do very time, that [ have entoyed the | Tf you wish ner to marry you. eal j e she will not re | I think {t would be perfectly proper es arned | me, for her photogvaph? After I have > TOW , he back and told door sports and a As your flan ra, Unless | for you to ask for aph, If jeelve attentions trom Jae stands in this relation to you T[ you know He sion how she despised silly young men that were going these days, | courteous irtesy Is never wacted. friends Shou.d They Marry? who signs he! ve'no right to object " pleasure u rq. ov | A Lovers’ Quarre’. et who signs herself “R. Le? ve eaclt a very good friend out with him. t Now ad eak to and want to be friends. Taent. Mr. 4 vambled an ex t “A Mins Mac e and tottered t Y his e “On my w Mr. Jarr, Tam reall M asked me to marry him. W ou it he {# only seve ployer sa n and ts | of earning but $44 a week, Do you think | T we ousht to marry now?" he T think you would be wiser to watt, | me If your love ts the real thing It will! Please ady stand the test and $4 a week ts a Write hi pr lin 3 Jarr, inte: his boss, “Please doesn’t understand you, or a that sort, A little note apologizing for nent. No gentle to accept such an apology, To! sinall income for housekeeping breaking th v York. man will (4 e while he J that he wo vt his domfelle tilt morning. And ri? retorted the man re Jone Mame SEO, TRUE NRY’S Last and Best Short Stories. % re | truly’ But Mr. Jarr’s employer ch led hin to allence with a glare. Jranch at sun pe aa ws oat od cl TT et OF Che Troubadours [Penton el had changed to a man ef “Mr, Jarry,” do not a fra at am again ques, | And whit {4 unbuckling from his ‘ segues ———_ ——- — -————__—_—. —_—_— ering his "i at his alr of 5 +. | waist Elinon's aix-shoote: a = : 2 ninety-| “Hello, Un the troubadour hen old man y from home when | was|the I Heredia ni pipkye il, 4 Continued.) a of King! cal ‘ou rolled in early ory of King Dw, lot's re-talk over some + wale a ping H fr a4} pen trying a new A that) things that we discussed a few days hasives ‘ " Sere is oe vx {twist on the Spanish Fandango to-da ny od ruin appeared |ago, They call me a bad ma nd | tr . ; . € ea hin as iex | twist on the Span j peared | ax , man: and | troubado ‘ ore Ree") ET Ce sure That's fine, that's mighty fine." sald | ard much about King James: sheep and t in we for a Atea a q ——- By Alma Wooaward — : a1 OF MRACEDING INSTALMENT. sith man Ellison, sitting on the kitchen | On the thicd day of the n daya| time De, Aum Catvline used (olor the iron wrist Ge Beeiuoe if ' ahd free | them ¢ cain. Hut he was ive K f the ra an Killigon d n forme. You keep your # wh SBA edly ies ns fury Conveeht, 11, by The Pres t Co, (Me New: York Wort a the Tnot t and West. | City t a! a and unacademis attack GF amg 0 : u" of v tbadour—the aword of D'Artagnan, le raeecis TGNee prices ob vali cite , f eined in the tmile-an dona ree rt v1 Mess tart, Stes. | 90) Pee Naat (no difficult feat), and saluted th # re nd Frio City t ion wrens, tee " A re fille nidable monareh to ge t " A athens bn neue nee: aaa ; Mrs. W. (i 1y) Minnie i : Lissa King es expressed himself with fs 1 pie aera ne OF 40: UROe Raita Mrs. Hi. (amazed ell, for « " t Hoy . | In five flats about a i eed 8 saloon. 5 eres Pee tah ca hana vain em, But you look kind | ine W things to him wake! When d sot hon ee le a eeratnt ‘hy r ty e! 4, MMe reached for country? ‘ SL Sagioem eee an ‘| ai thin evanitie . t of Frio < NAStRAMOW. Tl wun firat " Hows saw Dtes ago and I want to know whe ' nin't, played yourself out, let's} he Hin nat’ tell Brad st. , Three ive him-right Y you know an that's good fo | Resause the erg trom | that Mexican piece that starts off x f nything but herve a Pi livsisth Lolita Pak and a saucer could — quito bites? om yy _ f° | sTTune, hulle, palomitas It seems thee | tod new to 1 ave SvACTinlok 75 | hare e6van ‘of ‘era. So won't H.—Why? Were there mosqule ared to sony na that tha A : : : f righ! on H t . umes — you wo whe lays’ wi >a haven't,” #1 “qed Jackson ¢ 1 Kins) wpe ft? asked old et n V there mosquitoes! 1 : one Ms G chet tg | x nan Blitson, 1 could see a ’ got 1 Ja * od a man at the land jestnu ‘ be And the tool Ayes lon ew I don't} Mes. J ey" t think the » Y 7 ; nf e n On| het the Co Jute i nek ie now WHAT t loo! e i Ly n Y ol a foot of giass in Texas, | | ty, M! ” w ay! i eon firet 4 ee aunts 1 don't] ‘ \ fa A Site Aree A Pale ae, they now exe 1 think OR uae ' auld eld man Rillison mula vty to appear before ih in Atsaolve @cliktl Lago A | 1 raised there tl Twas twonty-| gq ‘inary repay me un f or five ; other | h ae ’ tonrs)—But that | a man ‘ hh wpe t t ne ball : i < suddent Phis rn owa wor an Kin i ’ " Sore, tae 4 Ww \ 1 sows ” , 7 re mig t wh , Jack ‘ n ' ‘ Wa . . $) the t * 8 to er 1 reck 7. a ay ‘ ; es to M Brown, the ® . ya ours away, If ' 1 nd of a fell I ni} n one hin . sneh he found that) 1 ot . con't ba ° , y Jantior! (No an Sam Galloway was not there, His Unyle Ben? Mrs. J. nV ue , snap. And James, as I Intended to sa 1 here at the gaine nokbe moaning as the « Dt tor the aplulieriog afte Aira “it asthe) —H 1! te 8 mwa nt fler e, tworhundred- Twhat you'll c woross s . nat the Kiowa was cook- 4 for m 1 Janitor (axutdenly)=Well, ant whot viond man, as pink 1 the breech of hi ss \ h " ny 6 rai y, and’ with two | gh : ‘ual Only an Average Job A h 1 Ellison, stroking eat é . ,| Mrs W. (onxtoustyy—Oh, Janitor, 4 riz 1 slits under shasgy red eye in Fode on to the camp SN elieny workingman aparried « wom Vb oval I h a tremulous res We (alte F ; y ly for mosqu!‘o |t that day he wore|of Incarnucion, He sighed many tmes, | AX remarkable for her r t! A ain mind getting the °* 0 and i ? ‘ F was tan-colored, | and wrinkles In his face grew Irae DOOR Oe RT eee Theat | 8 self or gsired Mag ore o,f hat “Hule, hulle. ‘ou only kne W Wo Janitor (with g rage)—What! ertain large | deeper, Rumors that the old order MMe mat Ns gy Oe eee Haye Bir sta , ars vice? It'always aa , Dive nth Mrs, H. CPying 1 by transu- ad reached him jy ack t 1com- °'%s or Mrs. i W i W sun, There © Grass was in ~ “Well, master.” said John, “ and tired 1 tagged “ uy eat lion r ng and gar , too, had been hapdiwork, tnt I cama any abe’ ™ gale , rs uch as. brown 4) ghouldera, His | —Milwaukee Journed 9 be sald, except oe Wine j ae stuffed into” immer na tiatana, ae: - > ; one a tin tory Is wrong, Tt > yown ne 6 fort and red handkerchiefs and . ence. mee. inl ‘ing’ @ 1 "The Last of = " rome, t i, Mar aivre there'll niv ‘and a shotqun laid acrosa his 4 No Loser by Patt nc o_tatraalied when the King. gare ‘ ‘ s & uffy old room fo: Im=| Mrs. J. (gently suggestingy—And that |of cartridges shining in {t—but your | and rolatiy persona, It was! I} managed to . ah agin wn | ts? mind akidded off such accessories; what | ning him for hi eral aa well, Once & An Easy One. lanyhow, before : Sound of the ry tain, the ' it| Janitor with much tmpressiveness)—|held your gazc was just the two Httle|and threatening to cut him off. And ing tea) g¢@pile you e atk” eal atignant |things up. I'll bet been skylarking Pickaxes and trip a y table. ¢TWwo women and a man | An’ thot Is horizontal slits that he used for eyes. |so this iat greatest calamity suddenly bone the ee | we atin aan {it leround with of them Frio City ne Workers in the 4 Ra deal ed rpc spd Ut ACC TSTEV TINTS 270) ‘This was the man that old man Blli-|dealt out to him by hw terrible King eee rhe | cn youre te mY Senet Amor tel, | ale, now, Phat's Best ve co late,” e om ~ ag 7 Pir te 1 Janitor (conclustvely)—An' thot 1s'son met on the trail; and when you| James was a crusher | known German prince, “That's an easy one," replied the heartion| And then man Ellison took another ’ te @ bunch of money a hey told goratch yer bloomin’ head off! count up in the baron’s favor that he! When the old man got back to the 4 wu uf atiouding 42 the queste at both wretch, “I'd be » bachelor,”'—ilwaukes Journal, look at Sam's face and saw that the (Neat THE SLBUTHS)