The evening world. Newspaper, August 9, 1911, Page 10

The Evening World Daily Magazine, the Bros Giorld. Pettwhed Daily Except Bunday by, ; Publishing Company, Noa. 63 to 63 Row, & ANGUS, sITAW, Peo 63 PD N ork ond Treas, JOSEPH PULITZER Junior, Bec'y. ‘ark’ Kow, 63 Park Row, 3 it the Foxt-Oftice at New York se Second:Clnge Matters ay @ubdecr! e : hve Por Eee he on! d World tort tin United states | Ant Coun tate in (ie, tnteraationsl ‘and Canada one Y, + ‘ 0.75 SR Bt: cress: | xe Sits bat VOLUME 52........ ’ . eNO, 18,250, UNCLE SAM'S MILLION PATENTS. HE Patent Office at Washington as, 7 wound up last (ty th ¢ week's work with aye: the announcement oy Saturday of the granting of Patent No. 1,000,000, This was ssued to an Akron, Ohio, man for his invention of a puncture - proof rubber tire for au- tomobiles and other vehicles. And the majestic num- ber of one million does not take in the full count of ‘Yankee ingenuity by at least 9,957—for it was not until the year 1836 that the present bureau was organized and began its series of numbering which is still in continuance. From 1790, in which year the firet American patent waa isaned to Samuel Hopkins of Massa-| chusetts for a method of making pearl ash, to 1836, during which period patenta were under control of the State Department, 9,957 | patents were issued. In the Patent Burean to-day Commissioner Moore has about ‘ ‘ | sixty examiners at work passing upon all sorts of weird and wonder- ful applications of would-be inventors. Out of the lot they usually disentangle as many as three hundred patentable things in a week, and it is estimated that the present year’s crop will aggregate over 15,000. On aeronautics alone 3,000 patents have been issued up to date, and applications for more are coming in at the rate of ninety a month. Comparisons of this present-day activity with that of the first half of the nineteenth century are instructive and amusing. The Commissioner in 1845 thought, when over six ‘hundred patents had been issued within twelve months, that the limit had been reached. He enys in his report: “There have been 637 patents issued from this office within the past twelve months—twenty-seven more than were issued the previous year. There have been issued since the inauguration of the Patent Bureau more than fifteen thousand patents, and it may with troth be said that within a very short time human ingenuity will have reached its limit.” A few more things have been thought of since then, however, ineluding such trifles as telegraphs, telephones, phonographs, elec- trie railways and lights, photography, bicycles, automobiles, eubma- tine boats and aeroplanes, ‘And apparently the end is not even yet, bciereetppcietinreniseet ON WITH THE DANCE-OVITCH. Mikal Mordkin, the tmpertal Rossian dancer, will now teach men and women of the summer colony eat Newport ¢o dance. The Russian has made arrangements to give dancing lessons between the time he arrives in this country, late this month, and the date ‘get for the deginning of bis transcontinental cour with Mille Anne ‘ Paviowa.—News Note Miksil Mordkin, Russian dancer, recognized an ‘Al prancer (as (New Yorkers will remember), comes to Newport in September to inatruct the eet that’s emart in the Terpsichorean art. ‘Mike will put them through their paces in erotic steps and = ‘ Go you'll eve our deve Bocisty, witht any impropriety, dancing } Bacchanste and: Russian ballet. %% Handy Andy Copyetalit, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co, (The OUD Detter ME HANOLE THAT— YOU WANT To BREAK EVERY= THING IN THE HOUSE! | + lon, and she loved a MAN. In her joy she came unto me saying: “Behold, I have found mine IDEAL, even a youth ELEN ROWLAND with good shoulders and fascinating ways, who loveth me, not only well enough to go to the Antipodes for me, but well enough to go to WORK for me. Lo, he ts likewise a thing of beauty; for his brow is of ivory, his hair is a crown of glory, and his clothes always FIT.” And I congratulated her, saying: “Hold faat to that which thow hast got, my Beloved. For there's many @ slip 'twizt the ring and the altar!” Now, when the summertime had come around the youth and the matden journey down unto the beach, bearing merry hearts and a luncheon basket. And the maiden, heeding my words, proceeded unto a bath house and @onned an ALL-SILK bathing suit which adorned her with grace and love- Uness. Liketoise, she arrayed herself in silk stockings and satin shoes and ALL her puffs. About her head she wound a becoming handkerchief, and saw to it that her nose was powdered, Yea, she WAS cute to look upon! And the youth hied himself unto a bath house and reappeared within ten minutes, arrayed in the usual caprice. But when, after many hours, the maiden came forth upon the sands, she saw him not. Mr. Jarr Is Horribly Punis of Trying to Do a Good Turn for a Friend ee Kew York World), SAYINGS OF MRS. SOLOMON By H Covrrieht, 1011, by The Press Publahing Co, (The New York World), | Many men she beheld, which pained her eyes; for, from the ourang- | OW, my Daughter, I knew a maiden of Baby- | outang unto the hippopotamus, they were ail there. elen Rowland But not her Beloved. Then, lo, a strange-looking man approached her, saying: | “Knowest thou me not, Little One? For I am thine Algernon. And she LOOKED upon him and her heart was smitten, For, behold, it WAS he! But his legs were as the legs of Caliban, and his arms were one grand glow, even as an August sunset. His shoulders had departed with his coat, and Ris “crown of glory” hung in wet wisps across his nose, And the maiden fell upon the sand and wept, saying: “Is this a SPECTRE which I see before me? For, lo, they have told me} that MAN was made in the image of the Lord; but THIS ONE looketh | more like unto the image of the missing link!” But the youth was exceeding huffed when he saw that he did not please her, and he answered her, saying: | ‘Go to! 1am as OTHER men, and why do I offend thy sight. because 1| ti am not gotten up like unto a bill-poster? For a man is not required to be an OBJET D'ART in a bathing suit.” “Nay, verily!” returned the maiden sadly. “For there are more terrible things upon the beach than were dreamed of in MY philosophy. woman STARVETH herself and skinneth herself alive that she may ap- pear beauteous in a man’s eyes, but a man thinketh himself a MARTYR if he resisteth eating one boiled onion for her sake. “Alas, a woman ia filled with fear and trembling, and endureth untold tortures lest she be not fair to the sight; but a man thinketh: “‘Lo, Lam a MAN—and that is all that matters!’" Selah? hed for the Crime Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co. | UP WITH HARLEM MARRIED] flancee, and arrayed in @ borrowed) He thought the matter over, and (The New York World). MAN bride's. dress, had made his escape.|as the truth seemed too preposterous The Trentrg Wort | vad nt chet a man walk-| By Roy L. McCardell. Mr, Jarr only enaried at his tor-| And it was safe to delleve that Bilver|to tell tn cold blood, he had resolve te ecruptogere realize for care) ing around the pole could not equal OT the goods on you at Inst, {Mentors while the office boy, for the | blamed him upon the story of the masked bal (uk Guts etordinnte’ daily happiness the apeed of the wheal. Nevertheless, | 66 beyt’ rd Gohnson the (leat time inchla ng life, came ov Everybody blamed him, and here he| "Your sentiments do you great cre he walks around the wheel, It is cer- : Jand filled Mr, Jarr’s inkwell 6 him} was the town talk, through no fault said the boss, ‘No gen enQurelfare ere tn thar keeping? A boss cashier, as Mr. Jarr imped ¥ i ould perjure himself a pried from a | {4% that the wheel does not walk Q | clean blotting paper and fresh pens igen would perjure hi as a pond cla fac llmag gure frapided around HIM just because it is revoly- ruefully into he Well, how about it? asked Johnson, | ‘Your wife wants you on the tele-|gentieman under the circumstances. i ana, corks Who ing, The mere fact that the wheel is ee era IRR OVAL RORU GRINDING Rovces ihn liphoia air’ anidriba amie: toe But you see my painful position, Ours turning does not alter the fact that the iy nl | »p of qi de Teli her 1 not td Mr, Jarr, | 18 a conservative firm. am a respect- he Got He proceeie to make toll @ hor-| man describes @ complete circle arcu! gooda! — ehuckted |‘ Ms MOET A ARE eel ees a Oe able man, By Inference even, neither Gor ai} about him He te trritable, 2 © complete cincle nd Yes, ‘fess up,” said the emirking| ‘A young lady, who won't give her vor the pole and everything on it. While the | Jenkins, the book- | 4 TA ; I nor the firm can be concerned in suet faut-fnding, cross, abusive, often un-ywhole question seems to be perfectly keeper Jenkins, name, wants you, too," continued the tonal ie. Tam wil 4 0 \ er. " ry a sensational episode Hing to just. Yer the victims of dis Ui-treat-| clear to me I find Ht rather difficult to Waereet woth|, wind your business!" snarled dr. | boy Ma," | overlook this one scandal provided it y Jarr, Tell her T have gone to Australia, ove i ' ment axe not fo blame, Ie te not thetr | explain, W. 8. M. laughed raucously goes no further, But, ahem, sir, noth fault his wife ecolied him, or thet bum!- For Humanity’s Sake. and sustied their |," wt me eee that paperi” eaid Mey Tort ing of the kind can further be per-| neeg is bad, or chat he lapped ap too | To the Fuitor of The Drening Wo bape papers, | 1% Jenkins, airtly, and he took one man named Mudridge wants to pace (ey much (quor tast night. They are at| Reading of a horse's plight after fall- eee tne pert, | Out of Mr. Jarr's pocket, "I want to He's waiting outside,” sald) ee ou tt will not! You can his mercy. If they answer back they |!ng into an excavation, the “screams be- vine. sean 1 home to Mrs, Jenkins." ‘ sure of that!’ cried Mr dare, are thrown out of work. Of all the tru-|!ng heard for blocks,’ when are people Shida t es | get caught at last’’ said went ovt to where Papa aa - errs tal and vile and unparionabdle tyrants|sving to eliminate auch useless suffer. Ha the, Ww xi | honest, Jarr, 1 thought sat fuming and, before the} eagerly. ee tnett ere on earth the worst is the man who ill-|fng? Why so much red tape that an } . MYSTERY OF | ou were too for anything like father (could pay ® Wore aa tervently treats those who have not the power |oMcer of the 8. P. C. A. will stand by MSCARDEL A TAXICAB?) age ) 4 him and hustled Ba aaidl taxes to defend themselves. It is as bad as to “ald in getting the eufferer out (what | WHO WAS THE BRIDE TN SMASH) i inat necame of the bride, the mys | Wc eo ca loaned. keouhd: eau Seating a crippled puppy or a aidk baby. | with the long walt before he appears on | ——————— - terlous wom 1 white, after the| ‘You old blockhead! I'll teach you) | | raving wolese 1 am not a theologian, but 1 think {| the » ? Why not end the suffering 3 . ‘ tenisas fit dhe AAReIi! truck" | t come around here annoying me!" a a low there is an inferno the hottest corner |at once, humanely? Jen't that what the Full Realization. ee: tee | Jorled Mr darn. “E don't know where| | "Where ¢ Can n fit is reserved for the person who is|#oclety Is for? When will these daily VBhe dodged iito.e saloon on. tha |#uxeods Is t BAYA Nothing todo with |''Q°N"s oe) inh the bent unjust and cruel to those who are his | offenses against animals be punished by , A Sates Gave! pariarkad (MAUL cACRITe! FOU MOE GUL ANG ALBY,|| NES AT Nia atiay ine helpless subordinates. The boss calls it |law—this useless suffering inflicted? TKRHEST Heetae Gunhe olaca’ tan bake fos me pts , artery the “a grouch." 1 think on the Judgment A, JONES, laa in alleie dnioie | ‘Then he came back with a defiant | storm Dlew 0 Day {t will be branded as a far blacker Blue. ae yea aitcwa nents leave me alone | #team. in his aye, ready and willing to saree nme. STENOGRAPHER, | To the Pittor of The Brening World Hie Ane ey anc! It his oMce mates if they sald a My Prayer. Was the original flag of Ireland | siddd § Bolng Ag: et hurt, & * . bd “Squirrel and Man” Once Mores | oo yoo Miginal Hag of ames BIND) Mr. Jarre I've got troubles enough | Yond: Se sth. aEeoeen Gala be true enough to meet each | itor of The Brening World fi iidenia now ' ip PORE A -. 7m Pe onest eye. 1 Atoms and i heh the office boy | 4 quirrel an tree p! sho say yo c sald en Ve f friend hose sorre aquirrel and tree problem see eo ine ET sae} | SE whould may you, hav aid Jen | Me Ja icaA MIA hau OrivAle A tien vi bwin rrowed ppeal to many readers, and the ma esr i Jing, “There's a fussy old guy with al ome oP ty ¢ futten atr, |, heart Ban been undone eh Jority of opinions exprenend are atop 5 read about 10,000,000 bald head mn 9 Ne around he | ahem, Sin darn! hel tne bors, | A*K* me fa Sonstore where In tr “big PNOH BA ABS ak Me does eM tod 4 pin and eit morn AAtING NO see YOU he tapping the desk with a silver letter bey @ SAN 08 NORM | ll ft the mom Important prin: | atoin contains about 45,000 elece | lady'e fat 1 guess, What were you) opener, “T do not, as you know, trouble pane Te TSED. DIB groping hand— ciple, wh 8 lous if the que | Who can explain this?) And Wate nvar stunt? And at) myself with the private affaire of my On ig ; Is co ‘od from the proper nd ie ‘ \ And if my Ighbor does those things T f | nany such atoms or electrons must F a employees, but when one of them gains | thine a de at a person Wal¥- 1 y6 combined in order to be seen by the to leave yout’ asked) a vast amount of unenviable n y " are aa . c walk around avery: | human eye mW R MniORitoalleataae Char Nonna a Let me not fudge! Who knows what | “ cirele, The} Pear sia Alene sare T've told | the name of his firm being brought {nto Sa Re ne anes t ond hocy turns oO | r ening World y snapped Mr.) the matter through the printing of his} woven't moaned ‘ Hid Pe 1 find a table o Ja | business address, it 1s tume, ahem, to! ‘his heart in pain eat he we t alter the saeaimaceat Ho spoke as tholigt he meant itl mesedtain suet how dan at fault the eala |VCUId. T nave smoothed: the evil, knot 8 the cir ft p -jA s tORIAKI Ae UDINE Rat ee Geant with half his skill? nae Fie ny walk: | ey were t him al | was an dent. sir” said Mr, {Since 1 must play the game of life, this ching 1 may lie} M Ja " forehead Jarr. “The ers got tt all.wrong. A kkeeping or Stenographyt ie Fs manage ae HEBEARAa within the cireumference of the clrele. |q raf The Reening World | huddied ove | friend of mine=it was a gentleman, not | a Taney love let me presery Suppose a el were attached to] Will experienced readers kindly 4 s Is how yeent man gets] a lady—was, going to a masquer: & amiling face, ay the top of the pole in place of the squirs|me which de the er thing for a bo “Did you realize anything on your in wrong tr to do favors for other | ball, ased ana bride. Secing me, he| @t, me not’acorn the weak who falter y ything on y \ in the race rel and an electri nnection made} to work at, bookkeeping or stenography, | fruit farm investment?” | people: he thous’ stopped the cab and—he im a great I > oetme | * F Let me be merciful, let me play fatr, which would cause the wheel t revolve and why? Many should be Interested in, “Sure! 1 realized what an easy| Jack Silver, escaping in a frenay joker, you know—why, he, he dragged! Caroline Reynolds, in Los Angeles at @ “pied of, say, five revolutions @ this, W. J.C. mark | wasi” \trom his father-in-law-to-be and his me in with him,” stammered Mr. Jerr. Graphic. ws mero Wednesday, August 9, Lo, a he 1911. BYMAV BIER Tas PA Coprright 1911 by The @rese Publishin (The New Yor World), a , ’ ‘whee SECRET” No 10 “LADY AUDI EY'S SECRET. ADY AUDLEY was at the summit of her ambition. From utter poverty she had riser to wealth and rank. As a mere girl she had married George Talvoys, a penniless youth. George had gone to India to accept a government ap pointment there. His wife had had quite enough of him. She made a pre- text for not going to India with him, and soon after his departure she bad had word sent to him that she was dead Then she gained a position as governess to Alicia, the daughter of rich old Sir Michael Audley, So cleverly did she use her beauty and at- tractiveness that Sir Michael married her. Alicia did not like her new stepmother, but the olf bridegroom adored her. Lady Audley strengthened her hold over him by every art of flattery, and even tried to smooth her way further by flattering his nephew Robert, who was engaged to Alicia. Phebe, » servant who had been an acquaint- ance of Lady Audley's in earlier days, was raised to the post of Iady’s matd, and Phebe's wort Luke Marks, was made game- keeper at Audley Court. On Sir Michael's seventieth birthday, Robert brought a guest to the Court, his dearest friend, George Talboys, w had just returned from Indias In a ge- cluded co r of the groun just after his arrival, George unexpected came face to face with Lady Audley. Reattz- ing how she had tricked t y denounced her and swore he would not only tell Sir Michaet who and what she really was, but would have her imprisoned for bigamy. Lady Audley struck George lifeless with an iron well-crank that lay nearby and tumbled his body into a ruined well. “He ts gone!" she panted, exultantly. lees oust 1 sweetheart, n, he fie: “Gone! I am free! Dead men tell no tales, And no one witnessed the der xcept me," mumbled Luke Marks, under his eath as he crouched further back behind the shrubbery In which he had been hiding, George's disappears him could be found. Robert vow Cleared up tie mystery of ‘is file Six months dragged by. Lady Audley's se were married, ¢44 rough Sir Miciae of an inn ner &akley Court. Bed day to the Conrt told Lady roused the wh vante 1 not et seemed safe, Luke and Phebe generosity were established as keepers ning hard pressed for casn, Luke came one to excitement. No trace of 1 he wou marry unt! he should have Audley he had witnessed the murder, and demanded a hundred pouvd hush money, Horror-stricken, afraid to defy him, she prom- ised to call at the inn late that n and ive the blac r the sum he asked, But a greater danger presently menaced her. Robert had been going over George's effects and hid found letters and pictures which led him to suspect that Lady Audley and oy's supp ud wife were the same woman. He even went so far as to tell Lady Audley of his s and, indirectly, to accuse her of George's murder. Then, seeking fi r evidence, ho went to Lui {nn to Interrogate the former gamekeeper In the night Lady Audley came to the Inn to pay Luke. Finding that he etd George were asleep, hit on erate plan to rid herself of both enenwks at one stroke, She set fire to the ramshackled house and fled back homewaw. On the way to Audley Court was met with news that Sir Michael had been stricken dead by a sudden fit of apoplexy vert, escaping with Luke from the blazing Inn, next ¢ onted her with her double guilt. The Net of Tee. madde ned woman thre es ya frantically at his Just! in her dress. vert disarmed her. Before she could struggle furt to break loose from the meshes of detectian that were closing #0 fast about hety a new flgure appeared on the acene, It was George Talboys, He had crawie months had lain ‘twixt life and de nm her accuser, str. heart with a knife she had concetiet , from the well and for Now, recovering, he had Praying Against Time. | A Bit Premature. HE Rev. 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