The evening world. Newspaper, August 8, 1911, Page 13

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COMPLIMENTS we ay penne —— No, 2 of a Series of the Best OF THE SEASON |2teccune) <0 Ne iy “Nie, «= t(“‘“‘ié‘L|S OCSteories by America’s pe eae to ets] le a | i 7 eis Cleverest Short A Tale of Luch, of Loss, Of irr cco" natenine| allie) 5 YO ams Story Writer a Tramp and oi a ; The Child eniffed at therapeutics, chewed a thunmyb, and wailed for her Botay. “This doll? asked Puzay, touching) fended from the winter winds by dingy And all this time cablegrams were ; Hetsy with his forefinger to be sure| linen, intervened between his vent 5 ag Doll coming from Santa Claus saying that | ‘ that #he was.the one referred to. | trousers, he would soon be here and enjoining us 7 = “Why, thie doll was presented to me) Countless small, circular wrinkles to show « true Christian spirit and tet - e . by the Emperor of Beloochistan. [] running around his coat sleeves and (Copyright, 1910, by Doubleday, Page &@ Oo.) be -_ poolrooms and tontine pol- Pe \ ave Be en ey oth 4 my cs uN- knees guaranteed the quality of Ris ue Ww - ure, icles and platoon systems long enough f try home in Newport, | Thie doll’ —| bone and muscle, His small, blue eyes, PART I. od Solid Whe uw {he lot treemure, | to give him a welcome. Hverywhere the ya ‘Cheese the funny business.” maid | bathed In the molature of altruiam and - thowe perverse little beasts that often | rit of Ohristmas was diffusing Itself. , . Riley, “You swiped It or picked it up | wooziness, looked upon you kindly, yet HILDREN are pestilential little! Vina the wensibilities of wealthy pa-| Th® banks were refusing loans, the | | \ f at de house on de hill where—but | without abashment. He was whiskerly, animals with which we have | rents by fixing their affections upon Pawn-brokers had doubled their gang 1 \ a |never mind dat You want to tao whiskily, fleshily formidable, So, Black to cope under a bewildering some vulgar, inexpensive toy instead | € helpers, people bumped your shins t \ : |ntty cents tor de rage, and take It fiiey tamporized. variety of conditions. Especi-| of upon diamond-studded automobiles |" the streets with red sieda, Thomas |} " 4 ’ quick, Me brother's kid at home might | wort you take for it, dent Be * ally when childish sorrows) and pony phaetons. and Jeremiah bubbled before you on 3 ‘ t ‘ " be wantin’ to play wid it, Hey—what?” | asyed, overwhelm them are we put to our wits'| The Child grieved sorely and truly, al the bars while you waited on one foot, ‘ ee ate prowuced tne or | Money," sald Furzy, with husky end. thing inexplicable to the Millionaire, to | olly-wreaths of hospitality were hung . » Fuaty laughed a gurgling, insolent, | aenness, “cannot buy her.” ‘We exhaust our paitry store of consola-| whom the rag-doll market was about |!" Windows of the stores, they who had 3 i ee / ' gs UA . j $ ae re Lace a iacatne | He was intoxicated with the artist's on; and then beat them, sobbing, to; as Interesting as Bay State Gas; and to] ‘eM were Ketting out thelr furs. Yo i \ : Y 4 RN aS ALi hak hl Sag ag cup of attainment. To get sleep. Then we grovel in the dust of a| the Lady, the Child's mother, who waa] hardly knew which was the best bet \ ie ages s ; seed ple tvomnh lt be tananb tanith a digo (ri MP ue, earth-atained rag doll on million years, and ask God why. Thus! all for form—that 1s, nearly all, as you|!? balls—three, high, moth, or snow. ; AP f leased from @ night's performance to |) tee ty hold mimic converse with tt, we craw? out of the rat-trap. As for the shall see. If Dr. Watson's investigating friend ie ‘ f eee eta ye gum and land to find his heart leaping with the children, no one understands them ex-| The Child cried inconsolably, and had been called in to solve this myster- | 4 $ My “phn Mies hg 18 Tact! Bear Me | conse of plaudits earned and his throat cept old maids, hunchbacks and shep-| grew hollow-eyed, knock-kneed, apind- !0U8 disappearance he might have ob- ihlnck Riley neared Furzy quickly {Scorching with free Ibations poured tn herd dogs. Ing and corykilverty In many other Served on the Millionaire's wall a copy ith hia blue seve na a wresties | hit honor—could base coin buy him low come the facts in the case of the; respects. The Millionaire smiled and quishap Mot aig pools would have 6 We ‘A Toes, Mle hend wae itoning to play achievements? You will ee the Tatterdemation, and the; t i his coffers confidently. Tye pic! suggested, by Induction, “A r i sae - x - by “ Babine | zy had the temperamen Twenty-fitth of 1 or. [or the output of the French and Gere’ afd a bone and hunk of hair.” “Flip, \ wn i ONR FORTHE Larmet a ee ee ee een’ | “Fusay walked out with the galt of & On the tenth of that month the Chitd|man toymakers was rushed by special)® Scotch terrier, noxt to the rag-doll in ' oy ‘ ee i 4 thaw WhO ‘waa entertaining van angel | trained sea-lion in search of other cates the Millionaire lost her rag-doll. | deli to the mansion; but Rachael] {he Child's heart, frisked through tho| © VW Sar 0 a ‘maware, But he petrained. wuaay | to conauer. Theve were many servants in the Mil-| refused to be comforted. She was] hal The hank of hair! Aha , the ec atl ; \" arfhet cl | brought up to the sheltered Mfe should] tons of @ vaudeville circuit about town wis ft t Pei acid pe bie. Three een Honaire's palace on Hudson, and weeping for her rag child, and was for] Unfound quantity, represented the rag- AOS 2 BER | hear. Well for Retay that #he had no} @gwned upon him [bates G2 Wall eountuhen Soterrelty, ne (To Be Continued.) ; these ransacked the house and grounds, a high protective tariff against all for-]40l. But, the bone? Well, when doi eC 2am ears. And well that she had no eyes| Ina group near the atove sat “Pigeon” . ‘a ; an find bones they— Done! It were an | unseeing circles of black; for the| McCarthy, Black Riley SW Veco easy and a fruitful task to examine % |faces of Fuzzy and the Scotch terrler| Mike, well and unfavorably known in Fip's forefeet. S. 3 - / | were those of brothers, and the heart/ the tough shoestring district that black- e Look, Watson! Earth—dried earth of no rag doll could withstand twicelened the left bank of the river. They .. 9 ’ Setiden the toes, OF course, the Goon 19 j . to become the prey of such fearsome] passed a newspaper back and forth ett incent § vice SAG | but Sherlock was not there, Therefore - VES monsters, @mong thomselves. The item — that , it devolves. But topography and archi- Though you may not know It, Gro-/each solld and blunt forefinger pol 2. be Th G 1 tecture must Intervene. gan’s saloon stands near the river and! out was an advertise: 1 On urts iP an (4 a a The Millionaire's palace occupied a] and inoffensively, as becomes a gentle-|'etr the foot of the street down which !hundred dollars reward.” arn a ° apace. Tn fron of it was & lawn] tun down on lie luck [Furey gravelled | tn Grogan'a Christe! must return the ren dni Yost atenved or of My Dreams closeemowed as a South Ireland man's! Fuzzy was a soldier of misfortune. | mag cheer was already rampant. stolen from the Millionaire's ma - z Hen Sones after a shave. At one; The road, the haystack, the park bench, Fuzzy entered with hts dol! ae ger It seemed that grief still ravaged be) Vi , y e aide of {t, and fronting on another| the kitchen door, the bitter round of|cied that as a murmer at the feast of lehecked in the bosom of the too faith: | ay ¥ dear young men, if you love « girl enough to ask ee the Midsummer Kind. pit. a due tha becthe rimmed to alelsemosynary beda-with-shower-bath | SAtite ag SsleE arnle ew, CraDuietOrH ful Child. Flip, the terrter, eapered and | & M her to become your wife, and If she accepts your d stables, fachme De In r 6 wassn >. shook his absurd whisker before her, a AD Roe Y The Scotch pup had ravished the rag-| nobly garnered largesse of great cities| He set Betsy on the bar and addressed | powerless to distract. She walled for Proposal, the least you can do ia to trust her. cal doll from the nursery, dragged it to aj—these formed the chapters of his his-| her loudly and humorously, seasoning | Metsy in the faces of walking, talking, Do not continually suspect your flancee of telling you BY CHARLES DARNTON. corper of the lawn, dug a hole and| tory his speech with exaggerated —compli- | mamma-| josing French Ma+ falsehoods and of secret meetings with other men. Either lown | ments and endearments, as f the| taining his lady friend. ‘T\ He| bibbers around caught the ater | belles and Vic ra and | was a last r farce of tt) Black Riley ¢ trust her implicitly—and by that I mean do not insult her daily with questions that plainly show your euspicione— The advertisement undertakers, There you have the street that bounded one sid degree, {t may help to keep awake college boys|tery solved, and no check Mao TA Daa Ala ela onaire’s ho and att ‘he Girl of My Dreams” is not kely to disturb Broadway's aum.|OUted it after the manner of careless| Fuzzy walked toward the rive W mer rest to any & to write for| M e from behind the or else break your engagement. with a passion for bull pups and sofa cushions, Students of a more|the hypodermical wizard or fi'-pun notes | saw a leg of Betsy, loxt rag doll, | roared. The bartender gave Fuzzy | gtove and approached Fugay in his one-| Q4e® erfous turn of d should know at once, in order that they may not excite|to toss to the sergeant. Then 's ket | protruding, like t to a Lillipu-|a drink. Oh! many of ue carry rag} sided parabolic way | 1 A men should eed ind Ly racer hg an a bo themselves fall victims to brain fever at a time when the family butter ]@own to the heart of the thing, tiresome | tian murder mystery, m its untimely | dotis. Christmas mummer, flushed with ‘ to marry him that she is trustworthy. e believes her needs all the ice it can get, that “The Girl of My Dreams” ts not ever. a distant] Te"ders—the Christmas heart of the) grave In a corner of the fen “One for the lady?” suggested 2¥ |success, had tucked Betsy under his to be deceitful it would be better for im not to ask her relation of Rostand’s “My Lady of Dreams." thing. He dragged forth tie maltreated in-|{mpudently, and tucked anot contri-|arm, and was about to depart to the | to marry him at all. bution to Art beneath his waistcoat, — {fi He began to see possibilities in Betsy. | on| His first night had been a success, Vis- : " Fuzzy was drunk—not riotously ed der hh a wen It's not at all hard to remember “The Girl of My Dreat All you have 10] helplessly or loquaciously, as you or | cn hls way crooning @ road song of do 1s to think of a number of musical comedies that you would like to forget,|might get, but decently, appropriately brethren that no doll that has b mix ‘em all up together, and dream on and on just as though you had bagged] ——— ~—— - @ rarebit out of season. This simple expedient had its advantages last night at the Criterion Theatre, which opened both Its front and side doors to keep up ventilation and keep down laundry bills. ‘There was a book by Wilbur D. Nesbit and Otto Hauerbach that only the man in the weather bureau could review with serenity, and an vccasional breezy bit of music by Karl Hoschna, though none of it was up to tne standard that this popular composer has set for himself. All of {t trickled into the performance ‘ ng of tmpromptu dates elsewhere. | Belty Vincent If he makes up his mind that the girl he loves 1s to y, "Bo," sald Bink By i him, be trusted, then let that conviction govern his actions ut dat do ere did you cop toward her. ae > ; te ‘00 Demonstrative. Does She Care? The D ay 's Lone Man Puzzle “Cheer Up, A MAN who signs his letter “B. A MAN who signs his letter “D. writes; “I call on a young lady writes: “I have been calling Good Stories By Sam Lloyd Cuthbert! un-| Love and Trust. very frequently, but recently she steadily on @ young lady for the has become quite demonstrative in her | past two years. I have @ good tneome attentions to me. What shall I do? I|/from @ good busine: I think thie ' ; el . : fam not in love with her?” young lady would marry if I asked her, rather feebly until “Dr, Tinkle Tinker" arrived at the critical hour of eleven. Light Exercise ei By Ciarence L. Cullen Either cease your attentions alto- | but I fear {t would be merely for the Here at last was something out of the ordinary, and here, too, finally was p . Zi Weannnnars Ie| ether or call less frequently upon the|home I could give her. How can [ Miss Leila McIntyre as we hud fondly remembered her, singing a toy-song in bon Scher patted cet Arardert ~ young lady tell? i her old, amusing, kiddie way. With “Dr. Tinkle Tinker” came some new stage of shoulders col ight and with a peir ‘Copyright, 2911, by The Press Publishing Ca il i oulders p tionately broad, ay- 4q s I think you are too Ilkely to suspect toys, the most novel of which was a Santa Claus shared by two chorus giris| peared at e beck door ia Woowing and eded tor ON Mee aS We To Raise Hts Hat. aiiat peopled weoliveaa Ghbe eeeeate with that generosity of which only chorus girls are capable. ght bousework, She said that her name was | Liszt ‘and explained 1 Miss McIntyre made the tuneful, ingentous little song as wetcome as a Christ-| tyynold and wen convaleen ise had beew ill wita mas present and got loads of applause in return. Up to this time John Hyams] “Where did you come from, Liz had. stood in her way, not intentionally, perhaps, but nevertneiess persistently. Oe rea at oe Boe piled have you b The effect of his performance was to put “The Girl” into the background and] piied ‘Lissie, “diggin peat holes wile tras, git, to bring himself forward with a s onsciousness that became Irritating. Mr.| tin’ my strength bac Lippincott's, writes: would best remain single. 1 was {il in @ hospital for) Sees Her in Church. some time, Now Iam out. But on my MAN who signe hie letter “B, BR.” NOTHER one of those Tossing MAN who signe ble letter “A, La] make soy woman really hapey. Yee umbers Is the Aviating Temper! A The Fact—if tt be one—that the world takes us at our way to business I pass this hospital and wila? quently meet one or more of the liyams was very “neat” In everything he did, espectally in his dancing, but ——__ own valuation s'wio took care of me. To lt necas:| 47 yn.i2y wee introanond 0 & Foun he Jooked and acted as though he were having his picture taxen, And all the Saving the Anvils. doesn’t prevent it | for me to raise my hat each time] (oi) nose unas atthough Teen be time there was Wille Collier in a box reminding us how that sort of part non Us aaa 5 trom, Inspecting the ‘one of them, inasmuch as I am aj °° sey cored = sere atte “4 b iaatas Wh vitable. ST 0 3 joes ces joods! eve! junday in church. Wor should be played. Comparisons were Inevitabl A ES ee ae et meen ods arried man and not in love with any] yore. to write her a note and ask her By wearing her hair in curls Miss McIntyre put a dectded crimp in the which was a favorite of the late Senator Th vp [of them? to go with me on a trolley ride to be “thee's” and “thou's” of her Quaker girl role and robbed hersert of any chance | Carmack, falls within the rule Pi May who can't!” . ieaet you can do ja to bow re |eiven by our ohurcht” of approaching the demureness that Miss Edna May used to put under her gray Keddy Oy poh eine ings blhaer! pap hhepnsenll nue spectfully to the women who took care] I should say the invitation you sug- bonnet. But heaven, likewise Hyams, knows she was modest enough! Memphis to ‘The other members of the company threatened to make ‘The Girl of My | Aana D’. silver, Py \ ase, me bh The negro was carrying anvils ashore, and so! Dreams" a nightmare. One youth, who ran from a red coat into @ blue sults| great’ was hus strengti that iw carried eae under | P unload a cargo from the steamer cob Pipe Belonge never to the of you when you were 11, gest would be per” ctly proper. was worse than the heat, and the limit of endurance was reacned when a string| each arm, . ae Plearoon Crew! Taking Treatment for Cirrhosis of the; Right Now, but every Tick of the of chorus girls tumbled about in his wake making Idiotic spectacles of them-|- “In crowing the narrow gangplank with an | Ch CULLEN: ) eee ,, | bavert Clock sends ie Further down the van cari] der cach arm the negro slipped aud fell Tears won't — Stream of Time! " Pee i "lee bi Lt 4 G Vate: z a “The Girl of My Dreams" is of the midsummer variety of entertainment,| “He came up puffing and blowing, ‘Frow Weak it Cl vis but a Laugh will Help up and Watch the Sun Rise over and it may cuvl the fevered brow of Broadway for @ month or 80, Gage et rope,’ he yelled. | 0 Blow it Away the Valley ‘To-morro: Some Day we are Going to Make @ “The meu on board Iaughed at fim in de | -—— | Tour of the Cities we haven't, Been A Good Way to Make yourself think | Adversity kind o' Hates to Find out Broke in. ‘There are nearly Two @f you've Lost yous Nerve ls to Say 80 | ¢hat we've Just been Playing Possum! | Them! and Keep on Repeating Itt | ae “Frow down er rope,’ pleaded the negro, tread- F vigorously ting Mothing but jeers, Interesting Facts From Everywhere ONDURAS now has a population] tory that the Government appropriated Jan's sake, ma | ee Some of the Most DiMeult Reconcilia- | never Tampere the Wind t H r 400, a sufficient amount of money to make moe drop one er dese a | | ‘The Chap who's Honest merely for | tions we've ever known were a Few ‘emperamental” Man! I EAte Gis Renae WGELARR. | Policy's Sake will bear @ Heap of we've Tried to Effect with Ourselves: | Pe Siisiena 1 o old has been a rand | noculariaing! i} — ie Way to isle. @ Certain Type agueunioe tnd sue aki for hun-| The world’s herd of swine numbers Why He Paled. -—— After you've been Trimmed a Whole of Folks 1s to be Absolutely Honest dreds of years. 100,000,000, two-fifths of which belong Lat a os that letter! e The Real Kind of Abnegacion never Lot you Learn how to Grow New Ten-| with Them! rate fone united eaten Wa ter tee Charlie Dubbs arrived at] members of a party “ore than once! advertises! a | The most valuable penny ever coined - an see by the writing, and you t Villa he found him-| although, of course, exch girl went out — ial: | The Parrot tsn't the Only Bird that in ¢ aritain was the gold penny of| While Amsterdam is the diamond e when you saw it only man for miles} more than once wita him, It ls a pre The Down-and-Out Club doesn't have| ‘There! y \d of the Always! Loses its Plumage for Talking Too Henry UL center of the world, these gems are not Yon, Here it is, M's your dress Wag handed about ke a| problem to figure out the least nun fo Kady Onen any Recrilting OMe lagiema ) Every Man's Hat—hut | Much! — generally worn by the natives, ——— helpless exhimit, in which all had ajof girls who might have h stopping - [it takes Mental Massage to Discover it! , —- Madrid is having its first experience He Got H's | 0% share, Chollle's great trial} at the Lakehurst Villa to have provic If a Win-Out were a Walk-Over we'd | = We used to "Take Things as They with shops corresponding to our five- The board of customs and excise will " fe ; Was the morning spin on the lake, when] varied boating parties for thirty-f ail be Getting in German all the ‘Time | ‘The Man who Starts to Make the Dis-|Came"—unt!l they Began to Ring in and-ten-cent stores. in future prohibit the importation of “K BAAN. pis ce Mi, “instead of [it was his privilece to row three lan-| mornings, Iow many? just for Divvelimen tilleries Work Nights doesn’t know that | Avalanches and Cloudburets on us! : cardboard tokens made in imitation of ach Dh ahve you pour tin Ieee um, | Sulshing, buxom damsels up and de Ses “ - they at anyhow! The drought in Cuba last year proved | coins, gum at the end of the week “| the little pond until his strength gave w 0 CHECKERBOARD The mes a ‘Time when the Man Tt may be True that “Clothes Don't a blessing to Santiago City, So ttle eee “Wold you mind paying me in advance, sir? [Out. ‘The Villa could accommedate ieee | who on Har! Knocks Fally only | Often we t, but not when| Make the Man," But the Sloppy Kind In fell during the rainy season that| Between 1883 and 190 the number of [Mikel | but four per PUZZLE for the Stuft! atta’ the. 2 Fellow whom| can Unmake Him! it became necessary to bore deep wells| patents granted to citizens in the United | tut if you are in 4 money here is.6 dolar| He clain at he tock his little beat-] The pieces nuznbered 10 and 1 were| — we've heard F a Pal! | He who only Aspires to -be “the in the San Juan River Valley. The| States annually increased from 2,968 to |for,you. 1 hope vor me ere io [ME Party out t five mornings,| added by the artis; and not used in re-| The Man who — uld Repeat more} - | Average Man" doesn’t know what Am- water from these proved so satisfac- 59, or by 11,095, equal to 52.9 per cent. a here \ land that no two ladies were together as’ const the ch voard . | Toasts than Anywody we ever met was, The Trouble may seem Mighty Big,’ bition meani “Them Was the Happy Days!’ Corereht 11) ne Th ne ‘ oe World) Gee! [Never Hales Remembea Tem sid he eee ‘Dis, dnamny?) |(Aa'HAtWA! Remember Tat CNes! You Caeese- le en) LAnt er | Never. Took i nen Wie N DAYS, dinar te | 6! You Cheese etal ESATA ns ue, twen STC IH To Prat WiTA AN Taine <a HAPPY kins rim! How: CaReLess & FACE FROM Time Vou vis WHEELIN? YouR hi? FACED DvueLuUB! Tas VavIZe*. (16 DAs - First Tae | do {So BADLY In PAY LIFES || \inay, WE NE ve BI[\WiuRRY WE wast we sure 01D Have BABY SisTeR IN The CART AND YESsives inpeep! h Come ALONG & KNOCKED YoU DowH “rue One BILL PaRKe, MYSELF - Te a youont WE be || |OUR SHARE OF FUN, DONT We 2 TH! |How - with The MONEY ih i of SAN —BuT (Te PAG Like cpa IIa, fT |] aio Give THe Hi A Bite © Fae ONIN THING terT/ 11m GOING TO MAKE “Me me we? / ("1 stouo omy , } enceo NAL HAL Arid THe H TIED 1 Guess, and OvT OF THAT NEVADA Semen WE DID ALE. lis BULL DOG To HE CAKT pn we MUST EAT. mirtihG STocw (5 any! “att V ? “he? were HAPPY SICKED Him ON {ou LitrLe cuR~ Ro! Ho! Ho! S: Was sit THEM me Repeem te. HAPPY fae SQ — |