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~ orn EAU RTE LUO oman BANKER CAUGHT BREAKING INTO. HS OWN HOUSE “Comedy in Four Scenes De- velops From Burglar Re- port on West 71st Street. DETECTIVES. TRIUMPH. Drag Hapless Householder, Changing His Pantaloons, Away to Police Station. ( CHANGING HIS PANTALOONS. Se, in Four Scenes, by e@uthor “Pricasseed; © Tragedy in Mewark High Life.” (Note of the management—The char- | acters are named in the order of their appearance.) Michael Miggins. Lieutenant of Police BZaward McCormack. - -& Detective, ‘Thomas Sharp. . Another one keys when the family is away. ha’ have forced that window open. Sharp enter, OR I EET TID wma I would been in a nice pickle, if I couldn't That, saad engagement would havefbeen all “rhe orchestra again strikes up the shivery plink, plink, plink of the pre- ceding scene—the detective motif. ealthily Detectives MoCormack and Both detectives—Surrender, or you are a dead man. Martin—What is the meaning of this? Detectives—You are a burglar and we are detectives, (Throw back their coats and display shields.) Surrender. Fravk Martin...Aged Banker, uncle of | \tartin-1 do: I surrender, Don't Banker Alfred H. Bickmore | shoot. I'll go along quietly. Only let ‘Menry J. Shaw.. ‘Waward Sanfore. (West Sixty-cighth street station; time, @fterno\n. Lieut. Higgins ts seated, bent double over the blotter, ruling lines with red ink.) Higgins (leaning back and yawning)— Heleh, ho! ‘Tis a dull afternoon. Noth. ing to do but rule red lines. Hetgh ho! I wish something would break loose, (Telephone bell rings.) ‘Tis Headquar- ters, I'm bound. What would they with me? Let me hear. (Takes off receiver.) outrage who hi glary i. E and | fect e change my pantaloons, SCENE IV. Tho police station. Lieut. Higgins (anxiously)—I wonder how they are coming out with those burglars. (The rattle of the patrol wa on is heard.) hoofs. thrown open and the detectives, gur- rounded by the reserves, rush in, drag- sing Banker Martin with them.) Mark, I hear hor: It must be they (The door it Martin—This is an outrage, eir—an 1 am a respectable banker, never stooped to plain bur- I live in the house. Tam Alfred ckmore's uncle, I lost my keys ‘oreed my way in, as I had a per- right to do. HelloHeadquarters® Yes, so I sur-| The door bursts open again. Enter Clerks Shaw and Sanfore, on Both—'Tis he, none other than Boss blll ay | woxmore'n uncie. Unhand him. Lieut. Higgins—Unhand him. (Detec- tives release Martin.) You may go, air. feeling. duty, Banker Martin, clerks, leaves the si pitfie! Martin—Thanks, but T have no hard You were only doing your Detectives McCormack and Sharp (as accompanied by the tion house)—Oh, paviaeas” eee SEEK WRIT TO LAND HERE. Couple Have Been Detained at El- Ma Island Since Jane. Teador Klein and his wife Karolo, who have been detained at Ellis Island since last June, will to-day bring court ceedings to compel Commissioner o “Migration Williams to show cause they should not be allowed to land. Their detention followed the reception of a cablegram charging the man with having been before the Budapest police. The Board of Special Inquiry took no action beyond holding the couple. mised. What would you? Hey, what? Burglars? In my precinct? "Tis ime possible! Where? At No, 300 West Sev- enty-first_street—at Banker Bickmore's house? They shall not escape—never fear. “No desperadoes so desperate but what my brave men can vanquish them. Leave it tuh me! (Hangs up recetver— presses is thumb against a white push. button.) (Enter Detectives McCormack and Sharp.) Higzins—Right readily do you! respond to my summons, my brave men. An’ shure there's wurruk cut out for you this day. Burglars bold have | broken into Banker Bickmore's house, | by way of the basement window, which has heen pried open, and are now loot- ing the house. Hasten and take with| you the reservec, and capture the bold! desperadoes before they carry off the furniture, the stat—stat—stat—ch, tho marble figgers. Capture them, dead or alive, and bring them hither, | (Detectives salute; feel their hip pockets | to make sure their trusty guns are there. Lieut. Higgins pushes the but- ton with his thumb again. The re- serves pile out of the back room.) Higgins—Get on the job, all of you,| and lend a hand to the detectives inj capturing the desperadoes, Into the pathrol wagon wid yez, and be off. (Reserves dash out of the station house in tne wake of the detectives.) SCENE II. | West Seventy-first street, between | West End avenue and Riverside Drive. | The street is lined with neighbors, but- lers, housemaids, nd men. All stand | waping at the house No, 300, the base- | ment window of which Is wide open, | The rattle of the patrol wagon, the, clanging of its bells, loud and strident, 4s heard in the distance. The patrol- Wagon comes swinging around the cor- ner and dashes up in front of the house. ‘The policemen cheer ip exultation when they discover that the house is still there. The crowd cheers the cheering policemen. Detective McCormack—Say, youse dubs, are you try- stow the nolse. ks the cue Wa ing to do? Givi for their getaway? Silence, men, and Jet each ¢o his duty. Surround the| house, fore and aft, top and bottom, | while I go within and capture the des- © Sharp—Hey, you, get out o’ the Itme-light for a minute and gi’ me & show, I'm In on this deal, see, end where you go, I go too, | Detective MoCormack—Good. Come Get into action, youse plain cops. | along. The reserves pile out of the patrol- wagon, and deploy to the right and the left, the east and the west. The or- chestra begins to play—plink, plink, plink—-while Detective McCormack and @harp, to the edification of the nurs9- maids, and the envy of the butlers and second-men, creep stealthily toward the house, with thelr revolvers in their! hands. | SCENE III. | (Banker Martin {s discovered in a} room on the second st rear, His elderly legs are partly exposed, as he 4s in the act of doffing a pair of gray pantaloons. Over the back of alr ts draped @ pair of black pantaloons.) Banker Martin—Drat it. How tn the name of thunder did 1 come to forget the keys. (Rubs his back.) My spinal, eolumn is almost broken with the effort) ef climbing through that bi dow, One must be caret |to the grave. | knew about Kintho, the simple rem- edy that is sold under a guarantee Freckles “Once Freckled Alwaye Freckled” No Longer True—How to Remove Quickly. People used to take thelr freckles That was before they 0 remove freckles, or money back. Look in the glass, and at the first sign of a freckle get a two-ounce package of Kintho wherever toilet goods are sold and see if it doesn’t remove your freckles as if by magic, “Use Kintho Soap too. It will not only help give the freckles 8 push, but it is delightful for tollet use,” Look Through The World! You can’t look through the earth and see all its hidden treas- ures, but you CAN look through the Morning or Sunday World and marvel at the truly wonder- ful number and variety of Homes, Positions, Workers, Houses, Lots, Farms, Stores, Offices, Lofts, Bargains, Businesses, Resorts, Etc., Ete., Ete, you will find advertised therein, 26,089 |13,320 gc More Than | the Herald. | World Ads. Last Week. Look Through The World To-day! ‘The aged banker looks up, jand sees two formidable six-shooters held squarely in front of him.) ie ise WEEKLY OR MONPHLY PAYMONTS. erican Watch and Diamond Co., if Co., | Goaaesaanerrn., eerie» oa, Battery‘ THE EVENING WORLD, TUESDAY, AUGUST 8 1911, HEALTH DEPARTMENT | WILL OCCUPY NEW BUILDING. = rth street and Sixth avenue, has been twenty years. City to Lease Eight-Story Struc- , ture at Centre and Walker Streets To-Day. The Department of Health, tt ts » is to occtipy’ the new building at Cen- tre and Walker streets, the lease for which 1s expected to be recorded to-day by the city. It runs ten years and will make the new home of tie department in the neighborhood of other city bulld- ings. It ia sald the choice of site has the approval of the Municipal Art Com- mission, which has aavocated the con- centration of municipal buildings in the vicinity of City Hall Park. The bulid- ing {* eight stories, and {8 just being complated by the Abingdon Construc- tion Company, which was a party to the lease, total amount of floor space 1% 100,00) square feet, and it Is expected tho whole building will be used by the Healthy Department, It is said the annual rental will be $58,600, The Board of Health is now at Fiftys TARY MEDICINE ery of “fraud” and“ fake" th cured more women of female 'S know of. where tt THE HONEST PROPRIE- fills a national need in the land and it will take more than the from avaricious, over-reaching physician to overthrow an hon- est, reliable and standard prep- aration’ like Lydia E. Pink- ham's Vegetable Compound, which is made from the roots and herbs of the field, and has ills than any other remedy we BROOKLYN OPPENHEIM, GCLLINSs. G FULTON AND BRIDGE STS., BROOKLYN ON SALE WEDNESDAY 500 Summer Dresses Women’s and Misses’ Sizes PRINCESS DRESSES. high and | 1 \ i] Dutch neck models, of Tissues, Linen, Linge: ery trimmed. Gingham and Madras; also Dresses, lace and embroid- Values to $12.00 J 3.90 3,000 Summer Waists High and Dutch neck; embroidery and lace trimmed; also hand embroidered. 1.00 1.35 2.00 Values $2.50 to $5.00 EF ISFA EFL BEST MADE Sys” FURNITURE OUR AUGUST SALE SUMMED UP IN A FEW WORDS This Sale is worthy of your earnest consideration. One superior made goods, which we offer at REDUCTIONS RANGING FROM 25 TO 33 1-3¢7 will not be duplicated at as low prices for many months to come, GRAND RAPIDS gSity,. MANUFACTURERS, BUY NOW; WE DELIVER WHEN YOU ARE READY 815 to 830 Dress. 812 to 824 Chiffo 815 tc 856 Brass Be: $20 to $45 Buffets, now. - hes, now... 812 to 824 Ext. Tables, now.$8 to $18.00 | &24 9x12 Axminster Rugs, ne $16 to $36 China Closets, now.612 to §: $21 9x12 Brussels Rugs, now Carpets from 49¢ to $1.25—Value. 750 to §2.00 CASH OR CREDIT "$1, 00 A WEEK OPENS AN ACCOUNT WE PAY FREIGHT. OPEN SATURDAYS UNTIL 10 P.M. 3, No’ $10 to $30.00) se1085 D REAL ESTATE | FOR ; SALE— BROOKLYN. FREE RENT For the Next Two Years May sound ridiculous, but the purchaser o ites, now..$24 to $40 $10 to $18 $18.00 BC of one of SINGER'S MODEL HOMES Will enjor tity thr inorease in valuation fo i i nis? oTTo SINGER Batider With 25 ings Highway and W FOR SAL&. HEADQUARTERS }UR DIGMONODS WATCHE. S: god DIAMONDS PIANOS AND ORGANS, [aorr, «60st court i IDWS DIAMONDS ON CREDIT G liflomiag, the ovat thi’ oe the 6 Mae ‘Tel, 667 Cor, Toke Mleraten, Years’ Experience, e i | KSCHe G Sensational After-Inventory Economies Savings of 33%%% and More Many bargains throughout the store too small to advertise. Below are a few typical of many. Look for the Colored Tickets Throughout the Store. $3.00 Women’s Pumps, 1.95 Women’s Shirt Waists WOMEN'S NEW GOLONIAL PUMPS | The accumulation of a busy season, in with large buckles. The newest and a variety of styles of lingerie mate- smartest style in footwea GUN-| rial, A positive saving of from 33%) METAL, BLACK VELVEI, BLACK to 50 per cent, Values from $1.75 SATIN Thied Floor, to $5.00. . 98 to 2.98 Special v md Moor, Misses’ & Children’s Pumps, 75¢ HEARN | FOURTEENTH STREET West of Fifth Avenne | AUGUST SALE Blankets & Household Dry Goods WE PROMISED THIS SHOULD BE A WEEK OF EXTRAORDINARY ATTRACTIONS! ARE WE KEEPING OUR WORD? |Our Busy, Busy Stores Are the Answer! No Matl or Teleplione Orders, Of white canvas and patent leather. 4 Ww an ther of those surprises. New, $1.25 wen 4 — hs, | August Sale of Merc'z'd Table Damasks | est English Bleach and finish, sutt- Lace . oo 8 aaa At 29¢ Yard. 19c Embroidery, yd., 9c able for undergarments, children's I | ualities A Pull Thisd Below Voluol - dresses, ete, in 12 yard pieces, 3601The strongest adjectives in our ull Third Below Value Pr AS iat thes Hy inches wide Stata Floor, ‘language would be none too strong | Beautiful designs, copied fron @he to 5 inches wide; regularly 19¢ > to describe the values. cholcest and finest imported naam tn sain Floor | Women’s House Dresses, 89¢ cluding newest border effects... .Full é A round up of small lots, odd pairs, 59 inches Sc Shetland Veils, 59 Of checked percale, with sailor collar | special purchases, two to four rat inches wide-—extra fine satin @nish! 75¢ Shetland Veils, 59¢ and tie, Also of lawn, Dutch neck and |lots and any that have become soiled | x APKINS to match most of the SHETLAND VEILS—in black and] sleeves trimmed with border. practically every quality and kind,| 17-inch—dinner size—dozen. ry white, 1% yards long; value 75. Second Floor. from choicest Point Arabe and Renais-| 19-inch——extra «ze—do: sigia Rieet, sance to popular Nottingham and Usually .79 and 17c Taffeta Ribbon, 12!sc | Double Service House Dresses, 1.69 J | Novelty Net Owing to the great ALSO FOR AUGUST BALI TAFFETA RIBBON-—45, inches wide,| Of percale, in pretty — stripes, | variety and limits of the lots, detailed Double Damaske— - | F100 7 u F eclors "| Dutch neck and belt piped with plain descriptions are impossible... .Reduc- nen extra heavy na large assortment of colors, || DUICh Meek and ie with low. werk, f|tions have made:— bie Dama me }tucked front, buttoned back; sailor §| $42.08 Real Lace Curtains........20:08 Pure iriah linen — wo. Stamped Linens, 21c collar and “flounce trimmed with H ga4.08 Real Lace Curtains, ..... 2208] fttibe and a perverne—... | FT SAMPLE NE OF STAM fancy border. Second Floor, $20.98 Real Lace Curtains +-18-08 A SAMPLE LINE F STA LS 16.08 vr LINE Ns- in squares and centre-pie $24.98 Real Lace Curtains tees 5 we Values 30¢ to 50c socond Foor | 50¢ Women’s Silk Hose, 29¢ | $21.98 Fine Lace Curtains. 14.08 | border. dour de tle and, a PURE THREAD SILK HOSE—in 9) | $10.98 Fine Lace Curtains 11-98 | All Linen Heavy Desshien yr 15¢ to17¢ Huck & Bath Towels, sisck or tan, with double liste thread [| $14.08 Fino Lace Curtains. 8.08} 70.Inch- pure white— } 73 MWloc soles, heels and toes and lisle garter $11.08 Fine Laco Curtains 7-98 Heavy All Li en Damaske— gr dd lots tops; slight mill imperfections, $0.98 Fine Lace Curtains 8.08! | 70 lnch bleached and un. } 58 e ern F | $4.94 Fine Lace Curtains. 5.98; thd al morc dat ar $7.98 Fine Laco Curtains 4-08 | Tica peel beet ioc’ane | ge $4.00 Enamelled Beds, 2.69 06.08 Nottingham Curtains 3.08) Heatch! inn Damaske 30 25c & 29¢ Wash Fabrics, ie WHITE ENAMELLED BEDS — with f] 84.08 Nottingham B08 | wens Caley ok Consisting of | Frene Bordered | large, straight post. and five heavy $3.98 Nottingham 1.08 | } ATs Challies, Stk and ( Foulard, | filling rods. A special lot, in all sizes. I} 1 98 Nottingham Curtains 1610 Satin Damask Napkins— = th Floor Also 35 inch pure Irish Linen in the - $1.60 Nottingham Curtaine...... 69 | 22X22,-full bleached — } 2.05 natural shade. nd Moor, $1.26 Nottingham Curtains +79 | Pure Linen N $2.50 Ice Cream Freezers, 1.959) $1.56 taco trim'd Curtaine..s.-, dena |. fullibiocenst nite et'Aatiow.. } 4.87 Talcum Powders, 2 Boxes for25c| the “White Mountain,” triple mo-fI] $)'gn Lace Telrad Curteine 1.79 | Pure German linen Napkine— MENNEN'S AND SQUIBB'S TALCUM | tion freezer; the best known; capacity | g° 9g 1mp'd Madras Curtaine 8.08] 2%z0G;Benr! bleach—rox, ' 1.27 POWDER Main Ploor 3 quarts. ement i teed Li yi ne 49 e Linen Table } 1.57 ) nolect tion to ‘eek MaNAY pee 2 bagh Dea hoice patterns reg. rrr) } VT 4 i % 1 bit i ber Si MISSION ROCKER) August Sale Prices for famaticched re linen eazhd— \ 2.00 ity Easy, Credit System $50 Worth $100 Worth $3 to $4 De it DENTISTRY. | Waterbury Way of making this plate roofless defies detection. People remark “What beautiful teethi”. thinking all the time they are the teeth Nature gave you. As it cannot work loose or drop, Moone is ever wiser. And your food—how you relish it!—because, unlike other lates, this plate does not cover the roof of the mouth and interfere with the taste. This wonde plate is our own exclusive nada | tion. It cannot be made or sold by TabDAY else. That's why you shou | come here in the morning and have us extract your old teeth FREE and go home at night with a new set that fits your mouth perfectly. by thoroughly experienced dentists. Loose teeth made saved-—lost teeth replaced without plates, All work Ali extractions and all operations made PAIN- | First-class wo! firm—decayed teeth | guaranteed for ten ye LESS and pleasant by our NEW BOTANICAL DISCOVERY | " f Tecth .... $5.00 Gold Crowns, 22 karat . $5.00 Gold Fittings re wees $L.00up Silver Fi illings oe + 50c. up WATERBURY DENTAL PARLORS 54 W. 23d St., New York — 414"416 Fuiton St., Brooklyn (Ove, lac aluea) (2d door west Abraham Straus’) HOURS, 8 TO 6; SUNDAYS, 9 TO 2 German, French and Swedish spoken, Ladies in attendance, a a 2. EXCURSIONS, Diitees wULse LO Rockaway Beach 4 Train eave, Delancey, a daly, 9.00, 49c Imported Mohairs #20 28 Er Mat ce Suit C bg ‘ic c ae oat, cartes qo J “4 tek, Dam, gine, browne gammet, 24 tneh, leather capred brane flolat Your Apartment CONSULT THB “Apartments to Let” Advertisements in the Dally and Sunday World, IT WILL SAVE YOU Time, Energy and Money The World's“Apartments to Let” Advertisements Offer You the Greatest Varlety of Selection, "NORTH BEASH REWORKS 10-NIGHT ast 99th & Vath Street STEAMBOATS, ‘Patten Line bor ven La. W abth of 7.40, All prices, sizes and locations | Before Selecting instead at $2.08 Fine Rugs Our “Sales’’ are prepared for on a mighty scale that gives exceptional urchasing advantages Results are here presented in Nl el will not find equalled in the entire country. Strictly perfect and the best makes Don't neglect the opportunity:— ‘STER RUGS—On12 ft.) Bale vy pile two of the yworth $26.00 16.95 AXMINSTER RUGS— of styled — 8.3x10.6 ft. reg. $21.08... RUGS—Alex, aa White Bed Spreads For August Sale Crochet—for % beds assorted stylee— val. Honeycomb—t hom or fring value $1.2! Bale 14.75 Sue 13.65 Satin finish Marseition— hem fringe and cut corners— 44 slzo—valuc $2.08 yet) 2s? -Instend of $11.0 IMPERIAL WILTONS— Magnificent quality —~ seamed denigns copled ‘Orientals nd x12 ft. usually $38.00 and $40.00 SEAMLESS BRUSSELSRUGS } Alex, Smith & Sons) — all wool — Oriental and floral ~ 10.6x12 ft.—-worth $22.00 Bale 28.50 4.85 elie August Sale Values in Soaps ppreciable price differences in these fa ispensables :— 21 ct, Babeakin Boa) box of # cakes, ... Derma—-Armour Toilet’ 8 cakee—value «1: ri ge roa he Green Lone (A or we Boe) ‘value val 5. Pathe bbe EQUAL VALUES IN OO: "H1525 Window Screens at Clearance Prices were 19) 24x41-~-40x20- ‘metal frames: re. 30t0.AL., 82x87 and 34x3' were .45 and .40. 30x45—3 wero value Corons, Witeh if value 6—per Thousands of Pairs of Blankets In the August Sale Our great Keville & Quaid purchase at geld ile adds traordinary interest to this sale....The fred making it Blanket History, the great quantities involved for us to buy at wonderfully low prices... . | With Such Values as These There Is No Time for Hesitation—Bay Noadl 6.00 NOW for elegant Blankets, worth $7.98 and $9.98, 6.00 NOW for superfine wool Blankets, worth $9.50, 1 3. .60 NOW for pure Cal. wool Blankets, worth $12.98, .00 NOW for fine wool Blankets, worth $5.50. 4.00 NOW for California wool Blankets, worth to $7.68, .60 NOW for all wool Blankets, worth $4.50, 1.97 NOW for heavy wool Blankets, worth $2.49 to $4.98 1.45 NOW for wool mixed Blankets, worth $2.00 and $2.50, 1.11 NOW for Eiderdown finish Blankets, worth $1.50, .68 NOW for Cotton fleece Blankets, worth .90, .21 NOW for Baby Blankets, worth .39. 1.76 NOW for Jacquard Robe Blanke EN $2.75. MORNING SPECIALS—Tomow, a ae No Mail or Telephone Orders, ‘Yo prevent dealers buying, quantities restricted $2.19 White ‘.\\* Waists 1.50 aiteat | eich fronts Pe Venige medaiitons and SMART “Waist 28e0GND PLGont Sie Comfortabler 1.95 1 akoline, wit de borden PARLES—HASEME 39¢ Opaque Shades, 7x3 py White and co suremanta before hi 39¢ Women's Corset Covers 27 SITES THRO hoon, Nalasook—deep lace wile and marrow 990 Men's Balbriggun Shirts weak OND PLOOR bxper Abort slesree--slto, drayere-ell pate ~_ORNIT ORDIAV EE REIN tbo, 74e Chambray Petticoats 29¢ Swiss Flouncings A Pek ns = MOAN eNO RAT Ly, Aaa 29¢ White Dress Linen 16 50 to 120 Drens Shielda WHE TIRES Washable ia ncn abit wale and regular Lic Galatea Clath AL 396 Luncheon SWS DitESS AURIS ASBMENT. | Cram t ed ite White Lawns" A La hive, atewed DF Firm and. strong for drewes and apron tea RESTAURANT WHITE GOODS MAIN BLOOR. THIRD FLOOR, LOOK FOR THE CLOCKS! LOOK FOR THE CLOCKS! Clock Signs Denote Morning Specials, —